So apparently not only are these products made but people buy them (23 Photos)

  • Guthrie Atkinson

    WTF = Wisconsin The Fatfucks

    • Tyler Durden

      There are fat people everywhere. Your argument is invalid.

      • the stev

        wisconsin is fatter. your rebuttal is invalid.

    • TomatoTipper

      They are wanna be Michiganders, trying to take the mitten theme and use it for tourism. Cheese heads, please…

    • youreanidiot

      as a Wisconsinite who is fit, i say go fuck yourself. and as the guy fucking your mom, i say youre grounded. idiots.

    • Whaaa?

      Way to KCCO, hurling insults for no apparent reason.

  • Big Joe

    Cock soup? Uh, no thanks!

    • John S.

      Im Jamaican, its actually chicken flavored soup. Cock is another name for rooster.

    • Twenty nine

      No cock soup for you!

  • Vent187

    #14 thats f'ed up.

    • John

      That is seriously messed up. I'd be all, "Ugh! I was ready for sex and Edwards face showed up. I'm turned off women forever." And then I'd be all, "Some chick is lounging around in her panties. Meh. I'm gay, so I don't care." And then, because I was gay, I'd be all, "Heeeeey – I like Edward now, and some chick has his face on her panties. That's hot." And then I'd turn straight. Then repeat the cycle.

      • Mickael Duncan

        Don't worry, I'm pretty sure with any girl who would wear this, what you're looking at here would be on the inside.

    • MylesofStyles

      That's totally fucked up. I don't understand how someone can choose to have Edward instead of Jacob on their panties.

    • testudo321

      A modern chastity belt!

  • Woody

    #18 if i get locked up in that and get a stiffy….OUCH !!!

    • Turd F.

      The device actually prevents one from being able to become aroused. It was featured on "The Daily Show", way back when they did fake human interest stories.

      • Woody

        Show me a Kate Upton Video with that thing on and I'll show you a hurting dick…

    • negative nancy

      what if you lost the key? 😮

      • Severed Member

        then you get a buzz-saw and desperately find someone who can use it with surgical proficiency

    • JViss

      It just turns your piece into a giant plastic dildo.

      • Horrified

        It's a fact that men become sexually arroused 11 times a day and several more times at night. This thing should not be legal, not even a little bit.

  • Bangerang

    #1 I'd buy that for a dollar.

  • chuckyyy

    "Jussipussi" LOL.. it actually means "Joe's bag" in Finnish. As a Finn I never thought that "pussi" would mean anything else than a bag 😉

    • spotts

      I wouldn't want to eat Joe's Bag either. Thanks for Splainin' it to Merica'

    • JBB

      Ah, but what a bag it is. I love putting my stuff in, then taking it out, then putting it back in, then taking it back out, then ….

    • prostreet68

      That must where "my wife is an old bag" started. LMAO.

      • Kristen

        You're retarded. LMAO

  • whyme1973

    #8 What's the problem here?

    • jkl;

      Problem is most people that will buy them, shouldn't…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Attention Walmart Shoppers
        – skip to 2 minutes

    • Ravienne_Cullen

      Two words. Fat Chicks.

  • bob

    #7 First time I've seen something from Britain on one of these, I love fray bentos chicken and mushroom pies!

    • Jon

      They are surprisingly good! (East Sussex boy)

      • Paul

        Another fan of chicken and mushroom Fray Bentos here! And from East Sussex, nr Heathfield.

        • YidNornIron

          Yeah I was just about to post that those are pretty popular in the UK!

          • coocoocuchoo

            dont buy the delicious pies they're made by Argies!!

            • EnglishExPat

              Dont care if they are made of Argies… they are damn good pies, got me through university without starving… miss them since I moved to Canuckistan

              • steve

                Man i love these pies, when ever the wife buggers of for a few weeks on course I live by these.

            • Fryy

              why do you even care? You have the islands, you have the oil, and you have fucked up our nation all along since we gained independence from spain. You boicotted our nation's autonomy efforts so we could keep on being your damn food suppliers. Now we are already fucked up by ourselves anyway.

              • Pete

                Aww! MOOMM! It's not fair! Those pirates won't let us invade and kick out the islanders. It's OUR island. We saw it first! We just dint settle it… an' an' an' haven't used it for centuries an' an' we want it.


            • Fryy

              I posted a comment before but it's not showing up… anyway, why do you even care, you pirates? You have the islands, you have the oil, you been screwing around and joggling with our nation since the 1800's so we could keep on being your food suppliers and industrial stuff buyers.

            • Fryy

              By the way… Fray Bentos is in Uruguay. Hope you enjoy your pie given you hardly have any teeth.

              • cortez

                Lighten up Francis

            • spennybig

              I'm an expat in South Africa and love these pies, you sir just ruined them for me….

    • Marz

      They're very very nice. We have um in Ireland too. I don't see why these are considered strange at all!

      • Jables

        i think it may be the kidney part that's considered strange… ps i'm also a UK chicken and mushroom fan 😀

  • Friar T

    #14 I would shit my pants all day long wearing these…

    • Lava

      That made me laugh so much more than it should have.

    • Kara

      Really brings a gross ass significance to a lady's "time of the month" w that thing on…I'm a girl & my soul slowly died just typing that.

  • r@f

    #18 definitely goes with the WTF category

  • PhotoPhreak

    #13 combining the benefits of viagra and energy drinks….can't wait!

    • D-Wiz

      is that what your penis will look like after?

  • tv_paul

    #5 Good now they can find your limp dead body after you suffocate yourself from Autoerotic asphyxiation in the open without all that trouble of looking for your body in closets or releasing the rope from beams.

    • JHL1

      Consider yourself lucky that you've never had cervical spinal problems so that you don't know what that device is. When the nerves in your neck are pinched the pain is excruciating. That device helps extend the cervical vertebrate to keep them aligned properly.
      If you can't breathe while using it then you are quite clearly doing it wrong. And if you are sexually aroused while using it you have even more serious problems.

  • goldengekko1

    #7 fray bentos pies the only pies to look like they are made with dog food but still manage to taste amazing haha 😀 plus being a brit myself nice to see something british on the chive

    • Dman

      Yeah, I don't see the problem with this. These probably aren't that bad.

    • tic

      What's the problem with a pie?

  • BIYF

    Is it me, or is the resemblance to Bradly Cooper uncanny?
    Oh, and this would be cool until you hit the ball too far and had to deal with that situation.

    • Huge

      Dude's freeballin'.

      • Fatmancallow

        Even better, It's called the "Potty Putter"…

  • skyfireCO

    #1.. biggest tease of a candle ever.. now I want some mac & cheese

    • OhioChiver

      Imagine waking up after a night of drinking wondering why your teeth are all gummed up with yellow wax…:|

  • Med

    Justin Long's Asian half brother?

  • keithp420

    #10 from the makers of Fussy Pussy wine…

  • chesterdrawers

    #18 i could still find a way ladies…

  • MylesofStyles

    #3 When I am king, we will measure from the asshole.

    • Nipsey

      I gotta write that one down…

  • the_mike


    • the bozz

      u thought of that too lol i wish more people paid attention to that episode….

    • Josh

      That's funny.

    • Betsy

      First thing I thought of lol
      "hit them all and mix them up"
      "…2,4,6 4 2 2 4,7 5,7 6,7 7 7 7 7 7…" lol

    • Big Mo

      Ha! This was the first thing I thought of…

  • negative nancy

    #8 gives away #10 for free.

  • NHale

    I like #10 but sometimes they're a bit too yeasty.

  • Catherine

    #2 takes on a whole new meaning in Britain…

    • Underbaker

      Please share, you have made this American very curious?

      • Anonymous Coward

        "fanny" in Britain is a colloquial term for a vagina.

        • Underbaker

          Didn't know that, in the US it is just another word for Ass. I thought it was one we got from Britain.

        • ZachBob

          We're both right. It cleans all the way through.

  • EasternCanuck

    I'm kinda liking #8… more skin the better. Just keep the sizes below double digits or it could get out of hand.

  • Mation

    #6 Where can you get one of these? I have a friend who is a hairstylist that would love something like that.

    • Jason Rogers

      My mom has one from like the 70's. Looks just like it and still blows the hottest air I've ever seen. i DID used to walk around with it in my underwear pretending to be John Wayne, so your friend probably doesn't want to buy that one.

      • @ACiDRiFT


    • jjj

      Can't find anything like it. This picture is from one that sold on etsy and it was listed as vintage. You might try ebay.

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