Soooo…. you got wasted (29 Photos)

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  • Hendu0705

    Ha. That guy is an asshole #5

    • Hendu0705

      Sorry man, I don't know if you Are an asshole or not I just had to stop some tool from saying first.

      • Mickael Duncan

        Wouldn't he be an ass? Since his head's in the ass hole?

    • Head Chef

      Looks like Didier Drogba

    • Anomanom

      How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

      • FunKiller

        That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
        And his cousin?
        He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

  • Shlomo


    • Max

      …and you always will be. Stop trying. You suck.

    • Max

      Now suck my throbbing, 3 inch pee-pee.

  • William H Goulet Jr

    #3 nom nom

  • jared w

    Im still too wasted to appreciate the level of awesomeness from my fellow drunk chivers

  • Boobs4theWIN

    #12 that Shits gonna hurt coming off…. Well played.

    • Big_James

      I am hoping that's a dude because a dude might go strong and be okay but if that's a chick you guys just made an enemy for life.

      • Angela Nelson

        So true

    • Kyle Supernault

      he's not gonna be able to barely move an inch… this looks like utter torture

    • fits

      Hope he/she is bald headed.

      • Tachypomp

        They are now

    • Bill Boner

      Free Wax!

    • Amigo

      made me laugh but thats fucking brutal. I would be so claustrophobic not being able to move when I woke up and would lose my mind.

    • TommyKnockers

      I would lose it if I woke up like this.. "ok guys real funny.. ha ha…. now take it off or I'm pissing all over your couch and floor"

  • @CeeLovis

    #10 Mom! I told you not to go to the frat parties!

  • Cat

    #7 .. if this is your wedding nite and all you have to do is check the mobile .. congrats for a freaking boring married life!

    • davey

      it could be before the ceremony…and in that case, party on!

    • mbns

      No, she also has to drink Champagne… I thought that was pretty clear from the picture.

    • Mike Heeringa

      My baby sister wow, dont look so unhappy. My marriage was alcohol based.

  • irate43

    #3 MOAR!!!! please

    • Jon

      agreed we need moar of her

    • yurpy

      Very much yes

    • patov40 96p

      i'd store my cock in her ass

      • MonkeyMadness

        You're quite the smooth talker.

  • Hurricane Ericsson

    #26 Not sure if guy on the right is hogging or just slacking

    • Jack D.

      Its a prank. Its actually piss.

  • Whiskyb

    #28 Now thats funny!

    • James

      I like that. Very funny!

  • Rick

    Hey #18 wanna come over

    • Heh

      Tubgirl? You're doing it right.

    • TommyKnockers

      come over ? really? she looks like she's holding that position on purpose so she can shit on the walls….Fuck you, you are not.. NOT invited over.

  • moondog

    Hey man wake up do you realize what is front of you.n #20

  • Romeo

    #7 I guess nobody told her she had to cook and clean

  • Señor Grammar


    So it's a party for cops only?

    • Hendu0705

      No, it's a party for dumbasses only, you better hurry up or you're going to be late.

    • NS Chiver

      Don't worry Senor Grammar, I understand the comedy in your comment.

  • ddrdrudr


  • OhioChiver

    #3 I can see my other hand through here!

  • Gallus

    #3 – What ever is going on, the girl seems to be really enjoying the attention.

    #8 – What is that girl doing? Is she trying to hide in the tree, or wear it?

    • FunKiller

      They told her she could be anything she wanted…she wanted to be a tree.

  • Mark B.

    <img src=>#17 #18 Nothing to say, there was nothing but an uncomfortable silence. <img src=>

    • blake

      The one on the left looks like a Reno 911 episode

  • passwordistaco

    Holy Fucking Shit Michelle Jenneke is hot.

  • BDG

    #11 more of the girl in the blue dress and the FLBP in the pink tank top!!!!!!

  • Agent005

    #17 I would like to know the explanation to this picture.

    • SmacRoc

      He's obviously a werewolf. The sun was starting to rise and he woke up naked and human.

      • Agent005

        I was thinking alien abduction gone wrong: they sent it back

        • Sade

          Not before his anal probe though.

  • Red

    Whats the story behind #7, she get stood-up at alter or something? I’m willing to comfort her.

  • TFred

    #6 that's wisconsin college wasted right there

  • Scott

    Tiger Woods after his epic British Open meltdown

    • Reality

      You mean the Brittish Open where he never led, was at an incredibly hard course where everyone (except Ernie) faltered Sunday when the wind went crazy, and where he ended up in tied for third? Doesn't sound like an epic meltdown – sounds like you don't know what you are talking about.

  • Jamal102

    #12 If I show my friends this I think I'd be too scared to drink again

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