Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Cindy


    I needed that, thanks Chive πŸ™‚

    • Anonymous

      John, Please check your email… I sent you a couple links about my friends who were in the Colorado shooting. Please, it would mean the world to me.

      • Child Please

        Come on, John. Help, Anon.

      • John

        Will do, I'll be in touch

        • Anonymous

          Thank you so much John. All I ask is that you post their story… It's incredibly touching.

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Im not denying how touching the story is, but he said hed read it. And ut should mean the world to your friends, not u.


            • Dumb ol JJ

              Dammit dumb ol JJ,

              Get the fuck off this site punk, you were just talking smack about the tragedy in CO on the initial post back on Friday. If I see you kiss your teeth good by bitch.

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                I mean hes kinda puttin unfair pressure on this john character.

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                And itd be nice if the story gets posted but it kinda seems unfair to the other families

        • Rufus

          You guys actually read these?!? Now I feel bad about some of the ridic things I post. Ma bad.

          • Jake

            Of course they read the comments, silly! How else do you think they delete the trolls' comments?

            • Jerry Sandusky

              "He then went on to "Jerry Sandusky" all of the little girls"

    • MattKL

      Faith in humanity restored.

    • JohnMcClane_

      There are all different types of heroes out there, some wear our flag and defend our country, and some will simply make a child's day. God bless 'em all.

    • dochandy

      this one made me tear up. so awesome.

    • Underbaker

      When you get older you start to value (or at least notice) different things in life like respect and kindness. So after my very first trip to Disney World this summer I can say they are doing it right in more ways then you can imagine, if you need your faith in humanity restored Disney World is what the Doctor should prescribe.

  • Sk_Chiver

    DAR how I love you πŸ™‚

    • Gimme DAR!!!

      Especially on Mondays

      • Sk_Chiver

        Fuck yeah, makes it so much better!

    • Cory

      #47 is the winnner!

  • the will


    Chive, I'm asking nicely. Put Jordan on a plane to the Chive Office.

    Thank you for your time

    • John

      August πŸ˜‰

      • austin from dallas

        john. . … how you live such awesome life? .. plug jackie chan WTF face

      • bob_the_cook

        If you cover the travel and food cost, I will cater that event

        • Child Please

          Isn't that just basically hiring you? lol "Hey I'll do all this stuff for free if you pay for it" πŸ™‚

          • HatBomb

            Umm, no, because he wouldn't be getting paid… More like an_unpaid_internship.

            • bob_the_cook

              Even less than that. An internship implies more than a couple hours of work. I'm talking about catering…fly in, make use of that amazing kitchen they have to feed everyone, clean up and fly-out… and not make any profit what-so-ever. They'd pay food cost and travel.

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

        F' YEAH!! B)

    • Biggus Diccus

      I can only drink a couple Blue Moons until my tastebuds wake up a slap me

    • FunKiller

      Scratch that, just put her on a plane to my house…..I'll take care of everything!!

    • http://twitter.com/Thedude_1620 @Thedude_1620

      i live in the mitten and have two weeks vaca lets go to cali

    • Jason O

      What's that bullshit on your ribs? Hey, at least you don't have Ferrari logos on the back of your arms! Haha

      • theblackstone

        i wouldn't consider honoring two brothers who passed bullshit.

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    #48 batcave discovered?

    • justabill

      at least one big bat.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Asss iffff

    • The James

      Looks cool but at the same time it could be the opening scene of a bad teen horror film….

  • tralfaz

    #26 ….or wife.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      The wife is the one who lost said object.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        not that she would ever admit to it though.

    • BOOM!

      It's truly lost when the wife SPENT it

  • blutodawg

    #10 well that escalated quickly!

    • Dan

      Damn right it helped, gives us MOAR!!!

    • MattKL

      It really got out of hand fast.

      • Curt

        I KNOW, Brick killed a guy!
        Brick, ive been meaning to talk to you about this, you might want to lay low for a while, your probably wanted for murder.

    • The Guy

      The last picture was taken at Hippy Hollow on Lake Travis just outside of Austin, TX. Normally the only nude people there are ones you'd rather not see but this Chivette is a definite game changer!

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      MOAR, lots MOAR!!! amazing body!

    • Biggus Diccus

      pic #4 is her getting gangbanged, OF COURSE Chive doesn't post it

      • Biggus Diccus

        ahhhh shit didnt mean that number 4. DELETE DELETE!!

        • FunKiller

          Well this just got incredibly awkward!

          • Jake

            Well, that was absolutely hilarious.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Hahahhah yea rite dude u AREeEE pedobear

          • Troll slayer

            Shhhhhhhhut yer mouth

      • OMG noooo

        Lmao wow… I mean at least when you Fail you FAIL big

      • http://www.reginajobshop.ca ChivinCanuck

        I laughed so hard I shit myself a little. true story

    • KevinK

      well done!

    • Loupie

      I like lamp.

      • FunKiller

        #10 This makes me love lamp…..or at least what's under the lamp!

  • Age of consent

    #50 *joy*

    • homebuilder

      Am I going to jail for looking at that?

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        were you masturbating in a public park while looking at it…if so, then yes…you're going to jail.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Ur soooo fuckinnngggg wierddddddddd

      • its_forge

        Noop, still not a crime to go "hey butts!"

    • OhioChiver

      So this is what they do at those Harry Potter type schools? Welllll..

    • thebeefinjector

      I'll take the two in the middle please.

      • _DoC_

        Good, cause I'll take anything!

    • not you

      repost in HD !

    • Oltimey

      this photo is pediobear approved

    • Ryan


    • https://www.facebook.com/sam.machielsen Sammy Machielsen

      Whoa, Hogwarts got interesting!

    • Sunshine Joe

      Clearly British, clearly in sixth form…ergo likely to be underage in the eyes of the Americans.
      Here, however, legal as the day is long! πŸ˜€
      Goooooooo schoolgirls!!!

      • mmm

        i dunno bout you but all the 6th forms where im from dont have uniform clearly 5th years soooo…..

        • Monk

          Sixth form had uniform in my school, no signing of the register required.

  • GI Joe

    Early DAR is fun to find…

  • Jdawg

    My day always feels calmer after some chiming

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      ^ Hunchback of Notre Dame

    • blutodawg

      playing tug-o-war with the cyclops?

  • Jade

    Wtf is going on in #29??

    • Sean

      The flea's have launched their attack to kill us all… fortunately their technology is only civil war era cannon and muskets.

    • lol

      Pretty sure it's a piercing, but she's posed next to a miniature cannon.
      Then it's shopped to look like the cannon shot a tiny cannon ball at her.
      Pretty sure the smoke also says, "KCCO." Well done.

      • oughtnot

        Pretty sure somone shopped the miniature cannon into the picture because they thought the cheeck piercing was stupid …

        • Oughto

          Pretty sure I gave you a thumbs down because you're an idiot.

          • _DoC_

            Pretty sure you're the idiot. She's not in the reflection on the glass. Still certain you're an idiot either way.

        • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

          cheek piercing is stupid

    • https://www.facebook.com/jiggs26.2 Jiggs Verry

      You can buy the cannons here. they shoot BB's. http://www.pocketartillery.com/

      • https://www.facebook.com/jiggs26.2 Jiggs Verry

        Not saying this is what is going on in the pick though.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Step one- poke cheek
      Step two-
      Step three- collect underpants

      • truth

        JJ gives up his underpants pretty easily. I betting you were a pedobear's favorite.

      • tapsnapornap

        step 3 is huge profits, stupids.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Ghahahhhahh ur rite i forgot about that

          • go away

            JJ you are an idiot. Everyone here hates you. You have nothing useful, funny or intelligent to say. I have been hoping for awhile that your ADHD will kick in and you will go find another toy to play with.

    • Bigblock454

      The miniature cannon was on tosh if no one else saw it

    • Larry

      i thought it was a dimple cannon.

  • I'd hit that

    #3 nature's giant pussy

    • B.Stinson

      You're mom?

      • BOOM!


    • Bugs

      That's a bunker at the British Open.

    • Damienod

      Type natures giant pussy into google and you get lots of Justin bieber pics

      • Josh

        That's fucking awesome! Thank you. Busted right out laughing.

        • http://www.facebook.com/damien.o.doherty.7 Damien O' Doherty

          you sir are welcome but seriously don't ever type it into google. Not good

  • http://www.facebook.com/michelle.huges Michelle Huges


    πŸ™‚ Stories like this make my day. How sweet of a guy. πŸ™‚

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      Profile pics like yours make my day

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        Dammit, I feel like a loser after that comment. I'm going to go watch batman to make me feel better

        • http://www.facebook.com/michelle.huges Michelle Huges

          Thank you for your compliment. πŸ™‚ Hope your movie was good.


          • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

            It was good, thanks hun

    • FunKiller

      I can't wait to take his job!

      • wimpy

        after he gets arrested for child pornography

    • Jake

      Totally adorable.

      • Jake

        I may or may not have meant you.

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Stories like this make me happy im not a secuirty gaurd


      • I don't know

        Well that's good because judging by your comments all over thechive you'll never have to worry about making them.

    • herp de derp

      probably a pedophile

      • Alpha

        Finally! Someone said it! hahahahaha

        • Eric Cartman

          He must be friends with Jerry Sandusky !

  • craig

    #24 no teeth please, come on that hurts.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      and once she has mastered the Foster's can she's ready for me.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Probly y no ones ready for u.

    • Child Please

      Carrot peelers are the worst! Don't miss that about high school lol

      • tralfaz

        Carrot peelers, that's funny!

    • This Dude

      I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker had a sister….

  • kuiu

    I think that is a great idea #44!

    • CanadianPiper

      #44 Don't you hate pants too?

      • Bubba

        Hey Erika, that's not nude!

    • Macky

      Guys squatting in knee high water….only at a nude beach.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'd get kicked out of a nude beach so fast I wouldn't even have enough time to finish

      • chiz niz

        Either that or be lying face down on my towel until everyone left.

    • Jon

      My wife did as well. doesn't go over so well in Washington state.

  • passwordistaco

    #10 Put a smile on my face, thanks for that.

  • MAC

    I love theChive so much. Good on ya boys, keep it up!

  • Nicely Done

    #37 now kiss…… oh wait nevermind

    • Glenn

      6 states down…now 69!

      • - M@ -

        Shit that's funny!!!

    • iliketoplay

      Hell, I count Canada as 51. I think you should too. πŸ™‚

    • Impressive

      add tongue and stir

    • pefas

      Just move to one of the six and leave the other forty-four alone.

      • zzzzzzzzzzz

        why should people have to change states to be "free"? isn't this the USA? Why dont you move to Iran, where gay people are not allowed to marry?

      • Hubert_Cumberdale

        What pefas said…

        It's still the land of the free, but no, you're not allowed to do anything you want. You can't murder. You can't marry a donkey. You can't sell cocaine. There must be rules. Men and women were meant to be together, not same sex couples. If you insist on being gay that's cool, but marriage isn't meant for you. God kinda indicated that when he wouldn't allow same sex couples to create life. Marriage is a bond between man, woman & God. Same sex couples don't seem to understand that. If you're together & happy I don't really get why you need the piece of paper.

        • zzzzzzzzzzz

          so, you are comparing gay marriage to murder? just because the pedo that you listen to every sunday morning says that a fictitious character "god" says that marriage is between a man and a woman? you are pathetic. marriage is a state institution, not a religious one. keep your fucked up religion to yourself douchebag. chiving should be about accepting people's differences, unless they are negatively effecting someone else's right to be happy.

          • Hubert_Cumberdale

            Same sex marriage DOES make me unhappy. I have morals & believe that it's wrong & apparently 44 other states & most of the rest of the world agree with me. Go ahead & believe God isn't real though. Hell will have a place reserved for you. Also, I'm Lutheran, not Catholic. No pedophiles here…

            Also it sounds like you're the one getting defensive & being insulting. Funny how that works…

            • zzzzzzzzzzz

              no, i have morals. you have a religion. there is a difference. if there is a hell then it will be reserved for intolerant people like yourself. that's all i have to say about that.

          • Hubert_Cumberdale

            Religion aside… SCIENCE contradicts same sex couples. 2 men can't create life. 2 women can't create life. Therefore, they're not meant to be together. Science (or God) didn't intend for it. 2 men wanting to get married is NO DIFFERENT than a man and cow wanting to get married or a woman and her male cousin wanting to get married. "Oh, but it makes me happy." The Rolling Stones said it best…. You can't always get what you want.

            • zzzzzzzzzzz

              you comparing a same sex couple as the same as a man & a cow shows me that you are no longer worth my time. furthermore, i apparently dont understand theChive like i thought i did or people would be blasting you for such an insensitive remark.

              • Hubert_Cumberdale

                Do you think a brother & sister should be allowed to marry?? A son & mother?? Common, man!! Land of freedom!! If it makes me happy, why can't I do it??

                This is a post from yesterday, which is why nobody is defending either of us. I really don't give a shit though & neither should you. I know the Chive is a liberal dominant site which is why I usually just come to browse the females. We're not running for office, man. Don't know why you need the support so bad if you know what you believe.

                • zzzzzzzzzzz

                  you think that opposite sex marriage is the only acceptable situation… so, you should be defending bro & sis or mom & son… by your logic. kidding.
                  agreed, neither of us is running for office. that being said, as a straight man, i am offended when comments are made that would make the Chiver or Chivette who is gay feel badly. we should be more accepting.
                  the sad thing is that if you are a good person, you would probably change your beliefs if you happened to have a gay child… but why should it take that. treat others the way you would want to be treated.

                  • Hubert_Cumberdale

                    I don't mean to offend any gay Chivers, but I stand behind my beliefs. Yes, I believe marriage should only be allowed between 1 man and 1 woman, no relation. I have several gay friends, family members & acquaintances. I like them but they know I disagree with them on this issue…. It's like having a family member or friend that's addicted to drugs. Just because they enjoy it doesn't mean it's right & I can't say anything about it.

                    • zzzzzzzzzzz

                      being gay is like being addicted to drugs? and you have gay "friends"? they need better friends.

    • who cares

      If only all lesbians looked like that…

      • https://www.facebook.com/illiniloyalty John Knolhoff

        I was thinking the same thing

    • DRD

      So much for not shoving your beliefs on others.

  • AB

    #47 The Dark Knight certainly Rises a few things..

    • adamscottmartin

      For the love of all that is Batman please MOAR?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        *the batman

      • https://www.facebook.com/taothoma Tao Thoma

        ( O_o)>βŒβ– -β–  Mother of God you are so damn sexy. Wholeheartedly agree, we need more of this chivette.

    • Matt


    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      I stopped to take a look then continued scrolling, only till I got to the next picture did I realize how incredible gorgeous you were, I had to go back for another.

    • Turbo

      May I please go to you cave???

    • KevinK

      Perfectly done!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      A few?……………..you have more than one?

    • Machew

      #47 you are the definition of doing it right!

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Hey duuddee that MY SISTeR! NOT COOl!

        • Troll slayer

          I'm gonna "plow" your sister……. Bro….

          • Rahm Emanuel

            Get in line…

        • ZINGA

          Does anyone else notice how much this JJrrake kid really does just flat out suck?

      • bananaflapjacks

        takin a pic of urself? yes u did it right. heres a cookie

    • Jake

      #41 so much perfection my head hurts.

    • Matthew

      MOAR!!!!….find this girl pa-lease

    • http://www.facebook.com/joey.miller.180410 Joey Miller

      Show me your bat wings!

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      I want to take a bite out of your ass like an apple.

    • Notknowing

      You're doing it wrong, loose the shirt. Then you are doing it right.

  • MAC

    I love theChive. Good on ya boys, keep it up!

  • Ouch

    Seattle meet up?

  • Jag

    #27 Yummy

    • Child Please

      I feel like one of Pavlov's dogs.

    • Tx Heat81


    • Willie


    • calih

      I second that MOAR!!!

    • Woop

      Yes please sir, can i have MOARR!!

    • lol

      does this prove that the chive isn't racist? i think so…

      • Stephen

        Having a couple females of color still does not reflect the diversity of our world.

    • mikey

      …I wanna see the photo after she breathes out…

      • Child Please

        Wanna know what she looks like after she breathes out? Fine as hell.

    • Hassel Shattnerhoff

      Your smile? It's intoxicating.

  • Manning181

    #42 Hahahahaha that truck is here in Edmonton, AB. I've seen it around before and laughed every time.

    • Gzee

      That is hilarious, when I saw this pic the first thing I thought was hey that looks like Edmonton. I love this city, haha.

    • https://www.facebook.com/bill.newman William Newman

      I was in edmonton when I was heading to slave lake last summer… I saw that…. and thought isn't that a pron site….. and I thought the same thing….he must really like that site

      • caleb

        Good chat, William. Good chat. What's a pron site? I'll leave now…..

      • FunKiller

        Slave Lake? Sounds like a fun place!

    • Anaphylaxis

      Slightly off topic but; Quite a few chivers at the Batman trilogy marathon at Scotia Bank theatre Thursday night. Was good to see a few of them out. I have run into this truck too many times to laugh much more. It takes a special few to make the world go round I suppose…

    • Jordan

      Dylan rose is his name, one of my best buds

    • tapsnapornap

      I saw this and immediately said "Rigger!", then I saw the Telus sign, and then I saw the AB plate and knew I was right. What goes on inside some guys' heads…

  • The Guy

    #3 That reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      yeah me too…meaning your ex-girlfriend..bow chicka bow wow…hehe Tucker.

    • GR8 Scott

      I hope she did a better job of shaving the mound.

      • McSmizzle

        Exactly.. Too much foliage for this fella

    • P90

      The size or the colour?, either way ewwww…..

  • BigtotheD

    #10 It did thanks πŸ™‚

  • Franklin

    #24 – too much teeth

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