I hate my job (23 Photos)

Do you hate your job? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • RastaJohnson

    #8 couldn't agree more

    • ATI

      If all you've got in life is a website, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say CLOSE YOUR BROWSER, GO OUT AND MAKE SOME FRIENDS! FIND A NEW JOB! MAKE A LIFE FOR YOURSELF! … Jeesh.

  • caleb

    Is it Thursday at noon yet?

  • Guy

    #22 yes sir!!!

  • Ryan

    #13 That's why you're not supposed to jackoff an octopus.

    • FunKiller

      Looks like Edward OilFace.

    • B Dub

      Hulk Sorry……

  • E=MChammered

    #10 Moar!!

    • guest

      Please be bored more often Emily!

    • McSmizzle

      she was chivette of the week last week.. you're welcome

    • MattKL

      I love slow days at work.

      • FunKiller

        I love Emily's slow days at work!

      • Impressive

        but i bet you don't look half as good, just sayin

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #4 Seems legit

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      I do all (except maybe #10) and my boss still hates me…

      • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

        Maybe if you did #10 he'd be a little more understanding

      • truth

        Chive just trolled you.

      • James

        I bet you wish you could do #10

      • KCCO

        I'd do #10

        • Underbaker

          would it be considered a Fair Advantage of Sick Leave if you took it to do #10?

      • Kristen

        Your boss hates you because you suck.

        • Impressive

          You know this because? You suck as well

    • irlNick

      Fuck the whole first in last to leave bullshit, you're the one who can't get his shit down in your normal 8 hour day. I manage a team of developers and if my developers work more then 40 hours a week their doing it wrong and going to burn out and be worthless. This bull about having to sit at your desk longer then the next guy is completely backwards.

      • manager their*

        I doubt you manage anyone at all. *they're

        • kcf

          you missed 'than'

  • Shiguy

    #22 I have given my last fuck today as well.

    • Impressive

      Don't wor4ry you will have plenty more to give for tmorrow

  • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer
    • Adriana


  • Martin_McFly

    #11 Chive on! Glad you've found a rewarding and enjoyable job to love!

    • Macro

      Wicked life change! I know how you feel bro, I used to be the guy doing the electrical in shitty positions like that. Speaking of which … that wiring job is shit.

    • Drake

      Going from Hero, to zero, and back to Hero! Right on man! KCCO!

    • Joe Tursi

      this was my post to the chive. thank you guys so much for posting it. now i have to take the day off my awesome job tomorrow to go to my grandmothers funeral. trying to kcco. you guys keep me going. much love. chive on

  • rich douche

    Get back to work wage monkeys-

    • Jpadawan666
  • Tillman61

    #11 Well done, sir

    • huskernut

      BIG TIME Cool

  • Ed Jones

    #4. I thought compromising photos of the boss/owner was the best way to become unfireable. 😀

    • Notknowing

      It's called sleeping with the enemy.

  • JayJay

    Where the hell do you work where there is a waffle maker and why the hell do you hate it?

  • twd22285

    #11 Good for you man. God Bless

  • BigPup

    #10 let's hate your job together!

  • truth

    #19 Sticks thumb in your soup…expects a tip.

    • guest

      Good eye!

    • OCD Man

      also sticks the bottom of all the other bowls on top of your food… ill take the one on the top please.

    • Barfing Rainbows

      Puts bottom of dirty plates in your food. Expects tip

  • st33

    Laughed my ass of at this one.

    • Notknowing

      I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that moniter.

    • Impressive


    • goglas

      It was handy that it wasn't plugged in…sorry,I mean Fake!

  • Lolz

    #7 "Geeeeeeronimoooooo"

  • Harmonica33

    #17 you do know there is a non digital way to read those things right?

    • Notknowing

      I was goona say…If you're skilled enough to read a micrometer. You don't need to read it digitally.

    • bigD

      Dude, try the vernier scale in the middle. Those numbers actually do mean something.

      • George

        How do u know the tolerance he has to keep? I work with them everyday and i sure as hell don't wanna eye up +/- .001 for 10 straight hours.

    • Motofoxe

      I'm a machinist and I have a ''store brand'' digital vernier for not so tight tolerances and have a Mitutoyo for more precise work (even though it is +/.0005"). It may also be wise to get a standard vernier.

    • Will T

      I was more pissed that the brush fell exactly on the screen actually, not that I couldn't take measurements anymore. But yes, I do need that screen to make sure my .001 tolerances are correct.

      • Gtamazing

        like fuck your gonna hold .001 with that piece of chinese junk, even with a good screen.

  • Scoot

    #13 WhY sO sErIoUs?

    • guest

      cause he got grey stuff all over his black coveralls.


    So dude, how is that full coverage healthcare, extended vacation pay, 40 hours per week max and no mandatory overtime treating you? Sincerely, everyone who has the stones to own a business.

  • KCCO123

    #13 "What? Is there something on my face…?"

  • jimctu

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  • fun with drugs


    fucking hate shit like this

  • Rob

    #14 That is some quality IT work…fuck…that's actually my work….FML

    • Dustin

      Cut the green wire… wait, they're all green! BOOM!

    • Voice in the dark

      hey buddy can you unplug the green one for me? thanks

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