Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Dennis

    #2

    any DAR that begins with a Chivette holding a bazooka is a good DAR

    • jonnygolightly

      Where the fuck did he/she get a bazooka from? You guys in the states really gotta start looken at your gun control legislation! Nice bod though

      • armyguy

        It has been fired and de-militarized. Still not sure how that got take off base and to someone's house, though.

        • soldierDICKY

          Cheese dick

      • halfpastamonkeysazz

        its a prop, not real

      • maboze1x

        Word! I mean why the f**k would you have this at home? Seriously!!! And not just this but any type of weaponry!

        • SGT_Fati

          Guess you've never heard of the Second Amendment.

      • another army guy

        @jonnygolightly
        AT-4, not bazooka.
        No civilian in the states could ever get a real one. Even in the military they are closely accounted for (I'm an army infantry Vet with two tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan. My first trip to Iraq was in 2003 at the beginning of the war when we were given anything we wanted and allowed to use it just about anytime we felt like we had a good reason, so I think I know what I'm talking about )
        This is a training prop or a spent case. AT-4's can only be fired once so this is nothing more than a plastic and fiberglass tube painted green.
        I know you socialist pansy Europeans are scared of anything that looks like it goes bang but this time I will give you a reprieve and take the opportunity to pass on some knowledge.
        side note; I have fired them in training and in combat and they are awesome

        • SGT_Fati

          You can form a gun trust with the help of any competent attorney which would allow you to buy an AT4 or any other weapon for that matter.

          • SGT_Fati

            And I agree. AT4s are a blast to fire

    • art

      uuuhhh…. and why have you not wifed that already?

      • SGT_Fati

        "Seriously Berry, if you love it put a ring on it."

    • rawsker

      That's a AT-4 not a bazooka get ur ordnance right…ether way shes looking good

    • Clinterous

      Its not a bazooka. Its an AT4

      • kbutt

        Clinterous you're new nick name on the chive is "repeat".

    • Dr_StrangePants

      It takes a Special Kind Of Lady
      To handle the Awesome Power of an Enormous Pipe Like That

      Looks Like she know's how to keep it from Firing INSIDE, though
      You've Earned Private Johnson's Salute

    • TXCherokee

      As has been said, it's an AT-4. What hasn't been said however, is that your punctuation is also atrocious.

      • Seabass

        Fellow chivers! The black KCCO shirt is available now! Just look in the right place! Good luck!

        • dissapointment

          they went on sale 10 minutes early and sold out before midnight (EST) I had a mens XL and got greedy and went back for a woman's medium (which was sold out) then proceeded back to check out and the mens was gone too 😦 I did get us both a BFM though!

    • Doney

      It is called an AT-4 not a bazooka… someone clearly has no idea what his girlfriend is holding…

    • Aaron

      Its pictures like this that lead me to believe that these aren't real submissions. Anyone that could actually get a hold of a training AT-4 would sure as hell know that its not a "bazooka". My 8yr old boys would call it a bazooka, and anyone who has ever fired one or been in the military would know the difference and surely not send a pic in calling it the wrong thing. Side note, she is pretty hot.

    • Damien

      That looks less like a bazooka and more like an AT-4

      But your girlfriend is a Stone Fox! Send her to me, and I'll show her how to fire that weapon system.

  • khyzer

    #32 Perfect

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I bet her ex bought her those.

      • KeepinCalm

        kudos to the next guy who takes them off. my god she's hot

        • Shazam

          I think he was talking about them boobs.

          • Ginger

            Maybe a little less time exposing your areola and a little more bleaching your mustache, honey.

        • elgrecochilean

          She is very hot

    • Woody

      She looks like trouble

    • Chomperzz

      Newly Single = Excess Baggage…It's a mathematical truth, people.

    • Happy

      Chick on a boat…dont need to twist my arm babe.

    • ccc

      I predict she will be single for exactly as long as she wants to be single.
      Chive On darlin!.

    • dirtysteve99

      Sweet Game Boy Color phone cover.

    • Jon

      Perfect buttaface dude – Perfect butt-face. U guys have pretty low standards today.

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      Absolutely gorgeous, ignore the haters

    • TheBrain

      GO NATS!

  • Nic

    Dat ass!

    • Heeheehee

      Did anyone else get the Black KCCO shirt???? I just did 🙂

  • Ralph

    #6 I bent my wookie

    • matt

      i have the furriest boner right now

    • Jpadawan666

      I feel a great difference in the pants. As if many sperm cried out in pain, than suddenly silenced.

    • Jim

      …over

    • Falthor

      I have the weirdest Boner right now…

  • PrimerGray

    #7 I get it…but they could of at least hired chicks with cute faces to bring the point home.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      5th Dove chick from the right…

    • Ya, I said it

      Nope…just a bunch of fattys

      • Becky

        You're an ass

        • Kristen

          You're a fat whore.

      • Jimbo

        So true. Everyone can have a great body. I just don't understand why so many girls choose to be fat.

        • skyfireCO

          Cause I'm sure you're a guy who's totally in shape…right

        • T

          if you work really hard, yeah. Not necessarily to victoria secret level but yeah if you try you can exceed this. In gym now…

          • sadman

            The thing is a bell curve. If you keep pushing past your diminishing returns, you wind up a skinny VC model who is a couple meals from anorexia. I guarantee you none of those girls could hike a 5 mile trail with a 35 lb pack.

          • Bill

            Unless you're a gal who has PCOS, thyroid problems, or many other health problems that make in incredibly difficult to lose weight.

      • Simon

        Really? You think they're fat? Behave yourself.

        There's a whole world of difference between what they are and what fat is.

        The ones on the top, however, make me cringe personally. I bet they all have charming personalities though…

    • foul83

      Why does it say "real beauty" ? Does that mean it's fake to eat right, exercise, sacrifice and have discipline every day? You ugly/fat broads need to stop hating. You've got it all wrong. Put down the hotdog and go for a jog instead of crying and putting down models to make yourself feel better.

      • dirtysteve99

        True, but the girls on top are hardly a healthy shape, moist are starved/shopped to look like that.

      • unclebrothercousin

        all im saying is. skinny girls are creepy and alot of them look like boys from behind. so thats a little off putting,.

      • Christine

        Not to get on my high horse, but women create life with their bodies. Some women are special and can bounce back after pregnancy, but it is disgusting to me that anyone would put down a woman who has different priorities. I am terrified that my daughter is entering a world with people like you making comments like this. Will you also tell her she is less attractive because of her open heart surgery scar? My child needs to see more Dove models and to know that ANY healthy body can be beautiful.

        • foul83

          See my comment below. All women are beautiful. You're not understanding what I'm getting at. I find it ridiculous when women or men, for that matter, dump on models or good looking women for being more attractive in some people's eyes. Why get mad at them for and suggest they're "fake" or have no inner beauty, or have no personality. I'm sure they're great gals. They work super hard to look like that. It's their job.

          A bitch is a bitch. Doesn't matter what shape/size she is. It's not hard to sit on the couch and hammer back a bag of Doritos and say "she's a bitch" when a VS commercial comes on.

    • BDG

      I'LL TAKE THE DOVE WOMEN ANY DAY!!!!

      • Kristen

        Because that's all you can get…and you'll bring them in with a Big-Mac.

    • Josh

      I guess this is Dove's way of saying that it is ok to be a little overweight… More skin to wash means more soap sales! Not a fan. The human body isn't naturally fat… Our society has made it that way.

      • justabill

        No, the human body is absolutely naturally fat. Our bodies are designed to hold onto as much energy as possible, usually in fat form, for whenever our food supplies run out.

      • Bill

        The human body is not meant to be extremely muscular and toned.

        I can't seem to find the study that showed that so my comment doesn't have much for teeth.

    • don_3000

      Definetely Dove chicks, not only do they outnumber the less fortunate women on the above picture, I'm pretty sure none of them are as false and annoying. Natural women rule!

      • Kristen

        Hahaha…you can only nail fat broads.

    • foul83

      I'm not saying girls with more meat on them aren't or can't be sexy. I'm down with both. Just saying people that rip on models or think they're not "real" or are probably bitches, are the real bitches. Some women are hotter than you, get over it.

    • Ginger

      You people are missing the entire point and objectifying the women in both photos. The point is to realize there is VARIETY in people's shapes, just as in personality. Stop picking photos apart and go live your lives!

  • Bud

    #15… FOR-EH-VER

    • thedude325

      S'MORE what?

      • darkbeard

        How can I have some more of nothing?

    • techno_viking

      Fuck I miss summer break….

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      yer killin me smalls!

    • DaddyD

      I used to ask my kids if they wanted to watch this, and they always said yes. Truly an awesome flick.

    • SuperDanMan4290

      It's the BEAST!!

      Best,

      ~SuperDanMan

      Still have on VHS 😀

      • Mac

        is that your sister out in left field…naked?

    • MattyBoh

      Closeeee catapult. You got it! Pull it up!

  • The Guy

    Dove FTW #7

    • crazydog

      Yep.

    • hara

      Yep. Them Dove chicks are definitely more bounce-able.

      If you… know what I mean.

      You do.

    • Will

      You gotta be fucking kidding. Or a suck up. Come on, really?

    • bad guy

      does that mean "for the widest" because there are some fuglies in there.

      • its_forge

        No fuglier than some of the Vic Secret skeletors. The only truly pretty supermodels are Miranda, Candice and maybe one or two others, the rest all look like ghouls when they're not all sprayed and primped and Photoshopped.

        • Deep Dish

          ummmm………… Kate Upton????

          • wouldlezformarisa

            Kate Upton's not a Vicky C's model, she's too "curvy" for them.. But Marisa Miller…. Mmmm… She's just perfect 🙂

            • its_forge

              She's one'a them there exceptions wot proves the rule.

          • its_forge

            Yeah not her. = )

        • asdfqwert

          Just FYI, the Dove campaign is just as bad. They photoshopped some of the women to look fatter.

        • Beatrice

          Exactly – It's such a complete waste when the make-up and Photoshop is not added to some of the coat hangers they're calling "models" these days.

          I think the women in dove ad are beautiful because it's how they REALLY look.

          Don't get me wrong, some of the VS girls are pretty too. But, there's some definitely some horses in that lot as well.

          It's guys like will and the others who give the 3-4 duckfaced Iphone chicks an inflated ego.

          • Kristen

            You're a fat fuck, aren't you…I feel bad for you fatty fat fatterson.

            • negative nancy

              lol. Fatty fat fatterson.. are elementary schoolers allowed on the internet?

          • .Krookz

            Fatty

    • Guest

      Why would Victoria's Secret make an ad to put down larger women?

    • Kodos

      SEX ALL THE THINGS!

    • Mark

      I call BS!

      If you were walking down the street and saw a Victoria Secret Supermodel walk by or a Dove Model walk by, I bet you'd all pay more attention to the Victoria Secret Supermodel.

      • Guest

        Ugly is ugly – You're comment just shows that your standards aren't as high as you'd like to think they are.

        • Guest

          *Your

      • Underbaker

        You would lose that bet with me because I am a bewb man who likes curvy girls that I'm not afraid will break if I hug them too hard.

  • dave

    #1 Best advice I got about motorcycling was to respect it. Dude, you deserve the incredible road rash you're going to get riding like that.

    • asdfghjk

      fuck you

    • fotnot

      this is what makes us other motorcyclists look bad…and i ride a crotch rocket so i get more heat from that as well!!!

    • ImpressMe

      That guy is the one people think about when they hear about a bike accident…..and the rest of us pay for his damn stupidity… He won't kill himself, he'll kill some other biker whos trying to get out of his stupid ass way. Damned moron.

    • Honzik Klima

      That is the most dangerous thing I have ever seen on a bike, I would NEVER ride with flip flops!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=55709474 Daniel Thompson

      I have to admit that I contemplated doing something like this at one point during my 5k cross-country trip, but thought again when I considered the handlebars and ended up just manning up for the Iron Butt. This guy is a dolt – shorts with sandles on the highway, a leg ON the handlebar (?!?!?), all he has to do is shift wrong and *wham* he's down!

    • trololol

      No helmet either…what a cunt

      • Mmmmm k

        Fuck helmets. Let the rider choose. Anyone who has put enough miles on a bike to be this confident in his riding skills should be able to wear what he wants.

        • commander cool

          yeah ok man thats cool and when his brains are splattered everywhere and his family is crying out for helmet laws that make people wear them are you gonna front up and say "fuck helmets"? . opinions are like assholes, and so are you.

          • Paul

            yup…yr not cool riding like an asshole….want to relax?? go relax in yr lazyboy!! show off!!

            • Kristen

              Paul, I may have failed to mention it yesterday…but you're a fucking idot cunt faced douche-bag cocksucking faggot.

          • DaveF

            Typical bullshit laws that don't fix a damn thing. A helmet won't save you. It's not your head you have to worry about at low speeds, and on the freeway even a DOT certified helmet tears apart like tissue paper.

        • Fair?

          Here's the trade…if you don't want to wear a helmet, you don't have to…but you have to be an organ donor. I plan on needing your liver in a couple of years.

        • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

          If you're not going to wear a helmet, then at least do everybody a favor and actually die when you get in an accident, instead of leaving a chunk of your skull on the pavement and taking up valuable time, bed space, and resources in a hospital that could be going to people that aren't dipshits.

  • MikeBedlam

    #14 Draw me like one of your superheroes.

    • JHL1

      My spidey-sense is tingling. Oh wait, that's not my spidey-sense.

    • Solace

      Her eyes are near orgasmic

    • Morgan Freeman

      Why cant girls like this be in my reality?

    • S.OhioChiver

      #14 you have sexy eyes, they sorta remind me of Olivia Wilde, let's see some MOAR. Like your art

  • http://twitter.com/cvine08 @cvine08

    hell yeah…
    #15

  • George W

    #34 I love Carl rove

    • Asolare

      Please educate me as to how that's not Rowan Atkinson / Mr Bean?

    • S.OhioChiver

      blink blink blink shit, blink again damn you're hot! MOAR

  • kuiu

    Your doing it right #49!

    • fed

      her afternoon, her evening, and my morning wood!

    • JWeasy

      No, your doing it right.

      • Deep Dish

        Smoking body, but she's cutting those steaks way too thin.

    • foul83

      She's a keeper. No doubt.

    • Everclear

      FIND THE FUCK OUT OF HER.

      • https://www.facebook.com/taylor.s.mills.7 Taylor Scott Mills

        I second that. For the love of all chivers MOAR!

        • Matt

          Thirds!! Amazing and shes working the rib right!

    • JHL1

      *You're

    • OnOneWheel24

      Perfect way to close the DAR

    • Oli

      BLACK KCCO…….Now!!!…….if you know where to look

    • Astonished

      Absolutely perfect.

    • S.OhioChiver

      You're doing it right.
      Nice evrything, you're a babe, do you need a man to help you out with all of that grilling?
      I'd like to volunteer.

    • Underbaker

      Steak and Bewbs. Steak and Bewbs. Going to get me some Steak and Bewbs!

  • http://www.facebook.com/zeb.westrom Zeb Westrom

    Oh sweet nectar of the DAR. My mouse may be worn out from clicking the 'refresh' button, but your awesomeness more than makes up for it.

    • davey

      try F5

    • Morgan Freeman

      We are all a bunch of addicts!

  • _Moose_

    #28 Very un-Gangnam Style.

    • killa cal

      that video was priceless!

    • tapsnapornap

      Wrong Korea

    • https://www.facebook.com/didier.jimenez.7 Didier Jimenez

      woow costa rica

  • PDiddily420

    "You're killing me, Smalls."

    #15

    • HonoluluChiver

      "He's a square Benny"

  • LuncHBox

    The DAR is so much better when you're waiting for it from Afghanistan

    • Katelynn

      Thanks for the service!

  • dirtnapper

    wow first – this never happens. I'm a douche nozzel.

    • FunKiller

      Even more so because you're not actually first!!

    • tapsnapornap

      Still didn't happen, sorry guy 😦

    • heywood jablowme

      you spelled paula wrong.

  • Sethiroth

    #14 draw ME like one of your french girls

    • Dr_StrangePants

      —so close, buddy

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Days like this, I picture 100,000 people sitting in front of their computers clicking "refresh".

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Fuck yes I'm sorta reposting from the Axe Hair item todaysies, but reposting is cool here so STFU.

    SO! Chive! I KNOW you received my applications for the Axe Hair Makeover! I've also sent dozens by snail mail, airplane banners, abandoned babies on your doorstep with my application tattooed on them, Kleenex box filled with applications for John… STILL NO REPLY!
    I Want The Axe Hair Makeover!
    Currently it's still red as on the right in this photo. But do I look better 'natural' (left)? Or do you or my darling minions have any other ideas?
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QDLQ9.jpg"&gt;
    SIGN ME UP ALREADY!!!1! I've got TONS of hair everywhere, so I should be a perfect model!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "i hate you so much… but love you too. i don't know what to do. – sixdeadelves"

    • trl87

      But but but but you look so damn cute with the red hair. Don't sell out, Paula_!!!!!

    • Biznitch

      What the fuck are you? Internet troll bitch? Your posts are weird as fuck…Why am I wasting my fucking time, you waste of carbon…

      • Suck me dry

        I would not want P@ula to suck me dry.

    • Chesterdrawers

      Paula, If you really are a female, I would fuck you…

    • MN Chivette

      Paula, I mean this in the nicest way possible… go be a steaming pile of shit somewhere else.

    • u.b.hotch

      i'll sign you up for the go fuck yourself contest…

  • http://www.facebook.com/brian.herbert.35 Brian Herbert

    Die Paula

  • webster

    I think a chive meet up in Australia is necessary!!!

    #4

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i want to offer myself as assistant coach / masseur

    • http://www.facebook.com/dan.howlett.33 Dan Howlett

      Yes, Bring the chive to me for a change!

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Make it happen chive…. The aussies await you decision

    • Buford_Justice

      weird, these fit Olympic competitors look closer to the victoria secret models then they do the dove women. I guess this is the size of real women.

  • rsjem1979

    #47

    Too good to be true? Holy moley!

    • aVulgarSquirrel

      I expect, eagerly, to see this picture again on Hump Day.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        I will have ruined it before then….

    • KeepinCalm

      generally speaking – i don't lick ass. but, if i did, it would be an ass like that

    • Mike

      Shopped beyond all recognition – Google Silva Lucimara for the original

      • JackDiesel

        Aka African American Photoshop!

    • oughtnot

      Stupid, unnecessary, hack-job, photo-shop. When will it all end? If you were to see an ass that size attached to a real woman, she'd look like the "Dove" models and youd be complaining about fatties on the site.

    • adxasd

      come on chive, stop with the shopped photos…

    • ... and?...

      I thought it was 'shopped too. WAY too many people in the stands.

  • Casey

    #22-this is great news

    • The Guy

      Or preggo…

      • FunKiller

        That would be bad news.

    • Hampsterstand

      I wish all girls boobs could just grow a cup size. Especially if it was my superpower to make that happen.

    • Steve

      she definitely just got on birth control . Exactly what happen to my girl with a similar body. Win/win

  • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

    #15 still watch this

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