Friday Dopamine Dump (46 Photos)

  • pedro


    • David Henderson

      Douche-baggery doesn't discriminate against languages. You sir are an El Doucho.

      • pedro

        y u no like mexicans?

        • DonRaf

          Being a douchebag has nothing to do with being mexican cabron.

    • corwin

      I dont care how much your friend can dance, Im not voting for you

    • TheDoctor

      Then explain to me why Superman needs a surfboard!

      • kigero

        So he can surf

  • IrishInNJ


    Bill O'Reilly's a dick. No surprise.

    • PR151

      Yes, but doing the wave at a baseball game is worse.

      • Woody

        And the broad to his left has a nice rack

      • i have aids

        Trump's timing was impeccable

    • Sanity

      So then the two guys behind him must also be dicks… I see the logic

      Well played Lord Douchebag, well played…

      • IrishInNJ

        Right cause this gif is famous because of the two guys BEHIND the two celebrities. Sure.

    • Wolfmane

      Wave goes up, wave goes down. Can't explain that.

    • Diamond


      • Tony Miteff

        Bill's an asshole.

    • ACD

      By staying seated he got a much better look at the rack to his left when she did the wave.
      Seems like the smart move.

    • jking

      O'Reillys the MAN!!! The Wave is the most idiotic thing ever

      • oldmanbingle

        couldn't agree more

      • patov40

        I like that he sort of mocked "the wave", but he's still a poser douche bag. And Trump is a clown. Conservatives deserved these guys.

    • Groggy

      O'Reilly's a moronic asshole who got crushed by a teenager on his own show.

      But the wave does suck.

      And that girl does have a great rack.

      Now I'm not saying anyone's WRONG, I'm just saying I'm right about everything.

      • Imzkid

        That last line? Gold.

    • dagg nabbit

      you know what you are? you are the motherfucking anti-christ!

  • Michelle

    #1 Not sure if hipster or early 90's.

    • Shannon Coverdale

      Fat Albert?

      • Ebert

        I think that is wesley willis, the lyrical genius who died to young, he wrote such classics as "I whipped Spiderman's Ass" and "Rock N Roll McDonalds"

        • mike~

          Me and my friends meccad to that McDonalds in Chicago when we were in high school… from Connecticut

    • morebeer

      Rock over London
      Rock on Chicago

      • Jessica Condrey

        I'm gonna say 90's because it looks like he's got the freshest beats and sickest rhymes

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        Mitsubishi – the word is getting around!!


    • whoopbatmanazz

      This is indeed Wesley Willis. Super awesome artist!

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan



    • Mel_Gibson

      Wesley Willis RIP

    • Wesley Ricketts

      Every hero needs his own theme music!

    • Virak Hem

      javascript: collapseThread(414631408);
      That's famed Chicago music artist Wesley Willis on the right and someone holding up his Casio keyboard which he used to make all of his tunes. Check him out, he was a really interesting person and made even more interesting music.

  • ChiveFromWA

    #2 mother of god

    • HOOK

      Thats a perfect 10 if only a little tongue….Oh my!

    • Mark

      How did I miss this!!!!! I've been watching the games all day 😦

      • Old News

        That looks like Beijing, not London…

        • Zach

          I think that point is proven by having Nastia gawking in the background.

    • Med

      Think of something else clever to say…. mother of G is so played out…. Somehow you'll still end up with 50+ thumbs up.

      • Chris

        I only gave him a thumb up because of this comment. Is "played out" played out yet?

    • Anomanom


    • ladderzombie

      I was kinda hoping it's a GIF.

    • GatOne

      Am I the only one who's convinced they're like 13 and grossed out? Anyone?

    • Dick Bearcat

      This is becoming more common, saw a Russian Nail a U.S swimmer dead smack after a match. (Instant chub)

  • Kelowna Chiver

    To all the BC Chivers have a great long weekend!! KCCO!

    • doodles

      Alberta tooo

      • Go Riders

        Don't forget us Saskatchewanians!

    • wuuua

      To all the awesome people in Canadas capital (TORONTO) have an awesome great weekend

      • Guest

        duhhhh, Canada's captial city is Ottawa.

        • stuff

          What's a Canada?

    • Jeff

      #2 is 16 years old you pedo.

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #42 Nice

    • MonkeyMadness

      Very nice indeed.

    • mike

      ain't that Vanessa Hudgens? to believe i felt guilty when i saw her titties on that scandal picture. now im proud of it.

    • Jawbone

      Hard to look sexy or demure when we've all seen your "leaked" pics…

    • dagg nabbit

      all of a sudden i want to go IN, unprotected…

  • Suck Me Dry

    #36 suck my balls dry

  • Tim Hamilton

    #2 those girls will never be able to sponsor CHICK-FIL-A

    • IrishInNJ

      Cameraman in background. Fail.

    • dirtysteve99

      I don't think you understand how sponsorship works.

      • Tim Hamilton

        endorse or sponsored by might have worked better for me there. My mistake.

    • femenis

      The girl in pink is trying to hide her boner.

      • FunKiller

        So am I…….

  • dude

    #25 i think it spooked the dog a little bit

  • MonkeyMadness

    #17 Virginity skill level 99

    • someguy

      Professional Gamers have celebrity status in Asian countries thou…

      • Christopher Bridges

        That girl looks like she wants to fuck him.

        • Matty

          Its Japan, she probably does.. they do things differently there

    • Matty

      The nerd is strong in this one

    • Star K. Raft

      Meanwhile in South Korea…

    • dagg nabbit

      idk about that monkey…looks like this gook is getting more poon than your monkey ass

    • patov40

      Disagree. This dude is plowing both those broads and several more not in the shot. Gotta love the Asians!

  • Mac

    #1 miss you Wesley Willis

    • Roderick

      Rock 'n Roll McDonalds, baby…

    • HOOK

      Cut the Mullet…

      • HOOK

        Thumbs down??? on his best work!!! WTF?

    • David Henderson

      Whipped Spiderman's ass.

    • FunKiller

      A true pioneer.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Damn right. A schizo who weighs tree-fitty that can make music like him?? There will never be another.


    • mynameisjulian

      Batman got on my nerves!

      • Buttertuna

        He was runnin' me amock
        He ridiculed me callin' me a bum

    • Mel_Gibson

      OJ Simpson is a no good jerk, he is a fucking asshole

  • MonkeyMadness

    #6 Mmmm.. Bacony night

  • guest

    #1 Eminem and Dr. Dre Yo 🙂

    • Jak

      Shut up

      • Hendu0705

        I love how everyone is thumbs downing stuff like this because you are all to stupid to realize who is in this picture.

        • It's My Fiasco Now

          Hendu, you are a rock star. You make awesome Chive comments. Rock on Hendu, Rock on Chicago. Heeee…..eeenduuuuu, Hhhhheeeeeenduuuuuu, Heeee……eeenduuuuuuu, Hhhhhheeeeeendu.


    #35 "We will not take part in those stupid young liberal pot smoking activities such as doing 'the wave.'"

  • tv_paul

    #19 I've been butt dialed before but I wouldn't mind if Kate Boob dialed me.

    • D. Nozzle

      FIND HER?!?!?!? Who is this "Kate Boob" you speak of?

      *preemptively apologizes for being a douchenozzle if this woman's ID is commonly known*

      • jen

        Looks like Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace…… she was a big brother contestant in the UK and a glamour model.

  • Battlestarcomics

    #5 and #13 LOL Funny.

    • Taco_Depot

      #13 is funny? I think the proper adjective would be awesome/amazing/heartwarming, etc.

    • CallMeYork

      Superman: And now that Robin is in position, I take my right hand, like this, and add the lube…
      Batman: Dude, shut the fuck up! I've told you before, I don't wanna hear about that shit!

    • Star K. Raft

      If you ever have a chance to be Batman, be Batman…unless you're surfing, then be Robin.

  • Somethingofarailguy

    #34 ….. Well i woke up to go get me a cold pop. Then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said 'Oh lord Jesus, it's a fire.' Then I ran out I didn't grab no shoes or nothin Jesus. I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that!

    • hello please

      To hell with the naysayers and thumbdowners, I still find that funny. Mostly because my 3 year old son started walking around the house saying Ohhhhh lord Jesus it's a fahhhhrr.

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        That's fuckin' awesome. If you don't think that's funny, you just get the hell out of here.


  • HOOK

    #31 NEED MOAR

    • Jason

      She's an angel

    • jking


  • nemesis

    #14 Awesome.

    • Sme


    • Matt


    • FunKiller

      Beastmode Level = Stronger Than All

    • Asolare

      tekkers! Helped out a teammate there!!!

      • Siya

        The awesomeness of Beast Mtawarira. Thanks Chive for showing SA rugby at its best.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Its a miracle his shorts didn't slip off

  • Josh R


    This was right after the great squirrel fire of 86'…….

  • wkdfrog

    #23 Find that hump big time!

  • Hrdwood

    #2 I can get behind… I mean, literally I would get behind either one of them…

    • JT8D

      What is she 16?

  • tv_paul

    #2 New Olympic event: Girls Tonsil Hockey

  • Nick911

    #45 holy mother of god

    • BigRod

      Could you pan down please?

    • FunKiller

      Reading in the park…..she's doing it right.

    • Nick

      Please for high-res?

    • assman

      pretty sure I saw the full version of this on

      I notice that a lot of the uber hotties I see on here are from there….

      • assman


    • Star K. Raft

      Someone give her a nook/kindle (less surface area)!

    • ted

      hey i know her!

  • back2worknow

    #39… I am sure there is Pedobear in there somewhere.

    • back2worknow

      Oh wait! I think he is hanging around #2!

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