Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    Early DAR yah!!!!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      It's easy to make it early when a lot of them are re-posted photos from earlier this week, even today.

      Of-course, I'm a bit bitter, since I submitted a great photo for my cousin's b-day….which has now come and gone.

      • Jamie

        If your cousin was wearing a Chive T-Shirt then the picture would have been posted on multiple threads. You have to play the game with this site or you get nothing.


    • Daniel Tosh

      pretty weak DAR today

      • shrimpdub

        would you rather be watching the Soup?

    • Mac

      They actually post them at 12am and set the timer

    • Me.

      #7 NEEDS to be a shirt

      • http://thechive.com F3n1x187


  • win

    #36, #37

    Seen a lot of Chive Everywhere but this one takes the cake.

    • Tommy

      It made my butthole pucker.

    • luvmyeChive

      there is an area where I live near Rio Vista Ca I wonder if its the crew I met in a bar there..

    • Don Quixote

      As opposed to the ones from armed forces all over the world, super sonic jets, space, and whatnot?

    • http://www.facebook.com/oPLAY3Ro Ryan MacIntosh

      ….. They have some ball's, I hate heights.

      • its_forge

        My fear is of giant machines and structures but heights don't do me much good either.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          I have a fear of giant fan blades. You know in case I can the ability to fly and accidently run into one

    • Brian

      Badass, These the one's they're building North of Vernon, yes no?

    • zach

      chive onnn!!! thats me in the photoo

    • TheJesus


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    There' that will do for meow.

    Hey why did that comma float up?

    – Fan Novel: http://bit.ly/goodminion (first comment thread)
    – Anti-Fan : http://bit.ly/badminion (second comment thread)

    • NebraskaGuy

      Nice try, Paula … nice try.

      But no.

      Have a great weekend everyone (but Paula)!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        As a punishment for that remark you get to STAY in Nebraska!

        – Fan testimonial: "what the fuck is this "fan testimonial"…. you put that shit in all your comments? christ. pathetic. talk about a desperate need for self-affirmation. nice monitor tan, bro/sis. – Johnathan"

        • NebraskaGuy

          Oh alright, you too! 😉

          • mallardmountain

            GBR & its almost duck season!

    • http://twitter.com/sean_armstrong @sean_armstrong

      It's Gods comma…

    • Med

      Paula works for Chive… how does she always end up being first 5 people to comment?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Pfff I only had my signature copied, DMA was early and I still had to type the rest. COULD have been FIRST!

        AND I'm AWESOME!

        – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

        • http://soundcloud.com/ardub coloradical

          Show us your tits

      • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.beardslee Brandon Beardslee

        We need Paula to tell everyone to fix the picture comments on the mobile site so we can berate her better.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          There's a mobile site!??

          – the one you love to hate

          • Jon

            I'm new to the chive, and I already feel sorry for you. Normally I just ignore trolls, but I felt compelled to voice my concerns about your mental well being. It would be a good idea for you to find a good therapist. "The one you love to hate." That statement seems like a poor life choice on your part. Anyway, KCCO I guess…

            • stan

              shut your fucking hole jon,

              • Jon

                I have no comeback. I lose.

              • _DoC_

                *shut your fucking face, uncle fucka* – corrected

  • HOOK

    #31 Without a doubt is perfection…

    • Sniffer

      Fuck I wanna be that seat.

    • GREG

      i always imagine that that seat does not exist

    • guest

      The wife is gonna get it good tonight!

    • Plyx

      For some reason when I first glanced at your post my mind came up with 'double penetration'. Then I REALLY became intrigued!

    • Guest

      She's grabbing her seat wrong.

    • Guest

      Ya know, she poops out of that thing. Just sayin…

      • You Bet

        Nothing a little soap cant clean up!!

  • Larry

    #10 epic cereal bowl. #31 epic arses!!!

    • Shockteck

      Justin Williams!!! LA Kings Cup Champs.

    • P90

      Sadly I never got to say goodbye to my grandfather, which is ironic really because he drowned in a bowl of cheerios.

      • Dave

        Only because you held his head down!

  • Next to you

    Cameron loves goats!!!!

    • LoGAN


    • http://Greatestofalltime.com Mr. Ed

  • hello please

    #23 you've got a little pee on you

    • Herro Prease

      I'd still tap that.

    • Orcslayer

      Rosa Acosta

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #39 BFM ALERT!!1! Too bad we're BillBlocked by that stupid cow!

    – Fan testimonial: "Paula, you're half the reason I read the comments. – SquishyFlint"

    • NebraskaGuy

      BFM is going nom nom nom!!

    • Whale

      That chick looks smoking hot. BF nom nom

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Pfff her ass is so big I'm surprised we can see the end of the board. Must have been photoshopped.

        Check her other pics; the ass is too damn big! http://bit.ly/NtAJpx

        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, how the hell are you going to maintain such an awesomely bad negative rating if you start posting up gems like this? – Justin Hall"

        • SKEEBLER

          Paula = sad lilttle bitch troll!

        • Blind Man

          Let us see your ass Paula!

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Check 3 Hump Days back. Look for subtle hints.

            – Fan testimonial: "Yes these girls are pleasing to the eye but they all lack the integrity of a woman, a strong and confident woman like Paula. – StupidityAlwaysWins"

            • Paula's husband
              • Racer1320

                For talking about someone else's ass…. That's not that great!! Maybe a 4?

              • Underbaker

                That is not from 3 humps back., 1 Aug is 3 humps back but I am not a good enough detective to find the subtleties.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      This reminds me, has that flare up cleared yet? I'm getting antsy…..

  • suck me dry


    • HOOK

      #31 #39 Take it to the base.

  • jim

    KCCO & have a great weekend!!!

  • HOOK

    Christ I can't get over #31

    • bob

      Get out and FIND one you ugly twat!

  • nojoke420

    #8 OMG it's my future ex-boyfriend who I will write another annoying song about and make even more money.

    • CaboWabo

      OMG! Like Neil Patrick Harris said even if he wasnt gay he still wouldnt date me! Thats like totally messed up………All you are is mean NPH!!

    • tv_paul

      NPH ain't into Taylor Swift, more into Taylor Lautner.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Yeah, I'm not convinced about that from this photo……

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          The scene in harold and kumar xmas is pricless

        • Anon

          A picture in which someone is looking in someone elses direction now means they want them?

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            1. Facial expressions?
            2. It's a joke. Lighten the fuck up.

    • benbobbins

      And just for a moment, Neil Patrick Harris thought about becoming straight.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        F**k me, I got slammed for saying the exact same thing!

    • Red

      No seriously NPH, how gay do you have to be to not want to hit that?

      • Neymar

        a gay man would ask about NPH…how straight to you have to be to not want to hit THAT?

        • Kyle

          Oh how the table turn

    • MarauderV8

      He really doesn't take a bad picture.

    • jeff c.

      *NPH though bubble* Bitch please… like you know how to suck a cock./….

  • Spencetron

    #2 Thank goodness for Fridays and beer (with a good head)!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      I had a head comment all queued up, then I saw this. Cue sad tuba.

    • beasty

      She might poke her eye out {if you know what I mean}

  • Boozer

    Holy Crap! Commence shopping! #6

    • jrk

      Should have made #7 a shirt… I would buy it

      • jasonsapunka

        I was just about to say the same thing. I like that design better than most of the stuff for sale!

    • justChive

      I was thinking about getting one… then I realized I would have to explain an entire part of my life to my fiancee that I don't think she will ever understand. What do i do guys?

      • jrk

        Buy it, introduce her to the chive. If she doesn't dig it then you probably shouldn't get married ….

        Or do whatever you want and just KCCO:D

      • acupofjoe

        I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

        • this guy

          well played sir, well played

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh you so funny. By the time you finished typing your comment it was "*UPDATE: all sizes sold out" already. You're cute. ❤

      – Fan testimonial:every family has a paula. You know, the family member you would sell into slavery for a Snickers bar. Seriously…….i would sell you. – TommyD"

    • drstu

      grrr, i guess the mailman wanted my Cdn military KCCO more than i did…

      • http://www.facebook.com/UnWant0n Matt Boyer

        Mine Just showed up on Friday .. have patience it will get there

    • knotmee

      no one gives a shit.

  • Yep

    #1 Yeah, that's right….You were speeding….

    • Boomer Sooner

      The hunter stalks it's prey…

  • CaboWabo




  • NebraskaGuy

    #31 Yes indeed!!

  • pimpninjaa

    #27 Everything about that pic screams – nice set up – including the girl!

    • ancientlegacy

      did they move the kitchen onto the balcony?

    • knotmee

      i'd stick it up her asshole.

  • whyme1973

    #2 I love the way she just sucks the head.
    #24 Just damn.
    #39 Weekend is looking better already.

    • Birdhaus32

      #39 just made my weekend. WOW!

    • Orcslayer

      #24 kimberly phillips and tiffany selby

  • KCO617

    #39 happy fucking weekend! #kcco

    • KyleGamgee

      Honestly this picture made me ache and yearn.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #31 badass #39 dear lord, I'm speechless.. MOAR

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Meant #36 was badass, but ill take 31 as badass too!

  • http://twitter.com/JDougE09 @JDougE09


    • joe shabadoo

      people are so retarded they don't realize this is posted every week

      • knotmee


  • Star-child

    happy early DAR!

    • knotmee

      suck my cheesy nuts.

  • CaboWabo


    My adrenaline was pumping just looking at that!! I am a wuss when it comes to heights 😦

  • Boozer

    Hero status affirmed! Nice job!

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