Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Billy

    Yay!!

  • twd22285

    #10 stay classy…

    • Kenny

      Driving a Passat, I sort of doubt it.

    • blue_bronco

      Made me laugh out loud though

    • Frodo T-Baggins

      Made me wish I had one of those stickers…

  • Smithers25

    #3 the elusive cunt punt

    • Biggus Diccus

      Why do all these syncronized swimmers have such strange faces during the routine?

      • Ken

        They get points detracted if they don't make a face that would freak-out a circus clown.

  • Picard_
    • Guest

      Same here, altho I'll have no $ to put in it. Ah well, KCCO

    • Grant

      Aaand it's gone.

    • Kristen

      Virgin.

  • CDN

    Nice Hump DAR

    • Emucratic

      #27 is BroBible worthy.

  • Dr_Originality

    #47
    If Pinocchio could wish to be real I can wish her to be real too

  • http://twitter.com/dbumbaco @dbumbaco

    #14 #15 Amazing and #35

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Yeah WHO is #14 #15 ?? shes top notch

      • Ken

        And the more important question, does she have a left eye?

    • Frodo T-Baggins

      I know right – yummy natural blonde

    • bdg

      I was so hoping for a GIF!!!!

  • Kyle

    #7 #32 all day long!

    • TJ_Designs

      #32 Someone please find her and tell her that I would like MOAR of her beautiful skin and gorgeous figure

      • 6eagles

        Yeah, what he said!

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      Yep

  • Martin_McFly

    #23 They simply could not be more prepared..

    • Craigery

      … for adult-onset diabetes.

  • http://twitter.com/JulyettaPCrosby @JulyettaPCrosby

    i laughed WAYYY to hard at #5

    • Icanspell

      *too

    • WallaceRitchie

      So did I…someone in my office called me a terrible person 😦

  • Mikey

    #3 I think these synchronized swimmer pics have jumped the shark :/

    • Defrosty

      I know you just meant it as a pun and all, but holy shit imagine Synchronized Shark Jumping!

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        I bet the people dressed as The Fonz would win.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        I'd be happy with just synchronized swimming, with a shark in the pool

  • pimpninjaa

    #7 #14 #30 #38 Mother of God!

    • lttido

      The sad moment when you realize that #14 girl would never ever be your girlfriend

    • Guibombe

      Same reaction here for #38

  • kigero

    #6 now all we need is… The gravy train

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Which Track is This?

      • JHL1

        You need to know cause you're in Seoul every other week right?

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Me and a circle of friends are very fond of Seoul, yes.

        • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

          with the huge number of military chivers out there, it's entirely possible…
          dick

          • Richard

            It's on line 7 (puke green line), Cheongdam station. It's there most weekdays from what I remember. I used to work near there. They sell fruits, vegetables, sauces, and even frozen fish sometimes. It may be an organic market.

            If it's not, I'm not sure how much longer it will be there, because a lot of the subway stations have those electronic grocery stores where you scan the QR Code with your phone and order via their website.

            • Dr_StrangePants

              고마워  ^^ Bro!
              One of us is going to go track it down next weekend.

              • SkofeALofe

                U guys wanna hit up a subway pub crawl? Where you get off at every station and drink 1 beer… Juss sayin 재밌겠다 haha

    • Firefighter23

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

  • BOOMstick

    #47 BULL

  • Martin_McFly

    #43 What a fantastic hump you have, my dear!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I'm sure it is, but it's really hard to tell?

      • Guest

        You mean because of the writing on her back? If so, I agree. Would love to see that same pose without any writing on her.

  • Guest

    #18 OH MY GOD

    • Dr_Originality

      Thread cautiously my friend, good from far, but far from good.

      • adsf

        Even the dog can see that…

        • TrueDatStory

          Might be Miss Roxie, Google her kinda nsfw

          • Turrebo

            I Googled 'Miss Roxie' (Google Images) and indeed a lot of dogs came up. Nice dogs, too. Totally SFW, I might add.

      • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

        At first glances I was impressed then I realized she reminded me of Niki Manj, and I threw up a little

    • chiver

      that reminds me, I have to take out the trash

      • Guest

        I have a weakness for girls in knee high socks

        • guest

          what about men in knee high socks? Might be what this is!

    • blue_bronco

      She is 4'1" barely

    • Voight

      Looks Like Snookie found the Peroxide. Go get her tiger.

      • andfukyamoms

        totally shopped

        • FarmBoy

          Correct, no t-shirt has those proportions. The dog even has a look saying "You can't actually believe this, can you?"

    • ChestRockwellz

      Skanks R Us! The white nail polish, white hair and pitbull are the give aways for me.

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/GernBlansten GernBlansten

      Looks like the illegitimate love child of Snooki & Christina Aguilera.

    • Orcslayer

      staci adams

    • Duber

      RealSexiBarbie

    • Ronny

      Not even worth a second look. I took a shit earlier and it looked better than this.

    • smock

      She just looks like she would smell like burnt skin and her hair would fall off if you even tried touching it, no thank you. Just a snooki impersonator.

    • bau5s

      This is one of those girls that can make you think maybe when shes dressed like this and from this angle. But if you seen her in just regular clothes and from the front you would say shes just fat and nasty.

  • khyzer

    #49

    • Ouch!

      Shopped?

      • Captain Obvious

        Obviously shopped. Look at the bend in her arm

        • Thomas

          That bend is totally natural. I've seen women with waists this small before. Very unusual, but you do see them.

        • duder

          what arm?

      • Catalystika

        Most definitely. It's kind of like a Frankenstein monster type thing… two different women, and put 'em together. Yikes.

      • TheDude

        Im gonna go with 'not shopped' because awesome.

    • guest

      Please let this one be real

      • Applefish

        Not. Sorry. But anything can be real in your imagination.

  • Tonka

    #11

    • Random

      With breasts like hers, I was not expecting such a wonderful tush!

    • JHL1

      WooHoo!

    • bdg

      God bless you darlin'!!!!!!

  • sfb101

    #22 funny as shit!

    • Ricky Runyon

      Something tells me it won't be in theaters…

    • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

      She must go to ASU

      • guest

        My guess would be BYU if she doesn't know what bukake is

    • Anomanom

      You don't need to cover up the name, everyone knows Kim Kardashian is a hoe.

    • http://twitter.com/ChiveOnAZ @ChiveOnAZ

      leave it to Scottsdale girls…

  • tv_paul

    #26 This is a more interesting impression than the Shroud of Turin.

    • Bri Guy

      She must be the slowest cereal eater of all time

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Just Like A Woman To Enjoy taking Her Time Spooning a Bit Too Much

    • RezzoDog

      I bet she could somehow successfully sue Kellogg and/or General Mills.

  • DickFister

    #18 #30 #49
    Butt … butt … butt
    Damn, making me stutter

    • Fantasy Destroyer

      Hate to break this to you, "butt" terrible photoshop on the last one, mate. Look at her arm.

      • heywood jablowme

        wanna know how I know you're gay? You care whether or not an ass pic is photoshopped when what you should be doing is considering the sick, twisted, evil, godless things you want to do to it.

      • Thomas

        Natural bend. Have your girlfriend show you. Oh wait….

        • its_forge

          Bend or not that ass is massively shopped.

        • hello

          No arm, male or female, bends like that… terribly shopped.

  • Rich

    #18, the dog is like I know…that's a great fucking ass

    • Jon

      Nasty. Even the dog wants to know why you are looking??

    • JHL1

      Looks more like the dog is wondering "when are you going to put that camera down and feed me?"

    • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

      "You could have least shopped me out of this one."

  • Jersey

    #18

    Is that Snooki? Not sure who the person is looking into the cupboard.

    • AssHaterson

      You win the internet.

  • Daniel Tosh

    I only read the first page of the comments

    • https://www.facebook.com/oliver.buckmaster Oliver Buckmaster

      when i hear KC and Jojo "all my life" i think of you

      • Jon

        You sir have a last name of the gods…….

    • jimbozo

      The best part is that this is the last comment on the first page. Well played sir.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Indeed, Perfect Timing

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah duuuuh, over 90% of all visitors do just that.

      The only people caring about page 2 and up are wannabe Chivette that got posted (and there can only be one).

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "does this bitch really write down comments people have said about her? LMAO. – George Costanza"

      • Daniel Tosh

        like #11 just one person ask for moar and she thinks everyone likes her.

  • jgos929

    #18

    Kinda want to see the front

    • Voight

      Snookie

    • http://www.facebook.com/marcy.vegas.9 VegasMarcy

      out of morbid curiosity maybe

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