That escalated quickly…(31 Photos)

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  • Sara

    I am in the bathtub and I am first

    • MOAR

      Pics or it didn't happen.

      • KCO617

        This makes me question if I can be mad at her…

      • a-nom

        Seconded…

      • FunKiller

        sara's a dude…..

        • whoa

          you sure are a fun killer.

          • FunKiller

            It's what I do, it's just who I am.

    • MohawkJon

      I am also in the bathtub and I finnished…

  • KCO617

    #12 Japanese bug fights is a real thing…spend an hour or two and be amazed!

    • Tony

      you just blew my mind!

  • bammm

    #24 alcohol fueled good times

  • Larry

    #3. DA FUUUUUCK IS THAT????

    • Nuckolls

      i THINK… its Alf. I sure don''t remember that episode tho

    • http://wilhelmscream.net Rex Hondo

      That would be ALF holding aloft a shitty beer and grabbing his crotch.

  • Ziplab

    SCHMAP

  • Barack Obama

    I fucked a chicken in Kenya!!!!!!!!

    • spicey

      we fuckin know barry

      • barack obama

        Let me be clear, you need to worship me as the God that I am……

        • Chris Matthews

          I'm gettin' that tingly feelin' again, sunshine.

        • Rachael Madcow

          Oh, how I wish you had a vagina.

        • Richard Trumka

          Hey, B.O…let's not forget who's in charge here.

          • George Soros

            Good advice, Dick.

  • hpph00

    #30 Use your vaccum clearner!

    • Nuckolls

      what if she's at work?

    • Spelling Police

      Ermagherd, verccum clearner!

      • Newman

        "HAHAHA What if it Doesn't Fit? CREASE, CRUMPLE, CRAM"

    • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

      I'd just wait until I saw the mailman again, and make his punk ass get it out from the back (no homo)

  • http://twitter.com/JulyettaPCrosby @JulyettaPCrosby

    #28 just hurts my heart.. i cant even begin to think what hes feeling after that.

    • Throat Yogurt

      this made my butthole pucker

    • insted

      Thats what he gets for being a dumb hippie. Why would one do this in the first place? How about doing something with your life that actually contributes to society.

      • Ben

        Seconded.

      • Wisti

        Like spending time on the chive? You're definitely doing something to contribute to society right now 🙂 At least he gave us something to waste time on for a minute.

        • insted

          How can one bash someone for chiving…while chiving. A paradox. You must be a dumb hippie.

      • Truth Bomb

        And how is your cancer research going? All the starving children fed? STFU. You're wasting time surfing Chive, not balancing the deficit. At least he was being creative.

        Ass.

        • TruthTumor

          What's worse?
          You not doing anything with your life?
          Or the fact that I'm in a cancer research lab wasting time on the chive while this assay runs.
          And… back to work! What's next for you? Oh yeah, that's right.

    • jerry

      Badly played.

    • brucelee

      I'm sure he is very sad that his virginity fortress crumbled before his eyes.

    • Obama

      He didn't build that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/clint.bozic2 Clint Bozic

      The bottom one in the corner stayed up….

      Small victories, people. Enjoy them.

    • Shiguy

      "Shouldn't have had all those beers before playing Jenga 3D…..dang!"

  • http://twitter.com/sean_armstrong @sean_armstrong

    Looks like a drunk guy in an Alf costume.

  • https://www.facebook.com/AfroWookie Ryan Duncan

    #5 I remember sliding down slides that felt so hot in the summer that you would swear they were on fire

    • SIUADO

      don't wear corduroys!!! They heat up like a mother!

  • http://twitter.com/Sjd99 @Sjd99

    #4
    Looks like I'm buying the wife a winter coat

    • Yikes!

      Just go outside to warm up.

    • SIUADO

      Yes honey I promise to replace the window this spring.

    • JustSayin

      Reminds me of the movie Legend.

  • johnnystyle25

    #27 …yeah, I think I'll hold it.

    • AllanA

      All of the sudden you hear the voice from SAW "Greetings and welcome, I wanna play a game…"

      • Yuppers

        Then flip it over, wipe, and walk out.

    • TommyKnockers

      Go Dumb and Dumber and grab the hand towel. If some asshole thinks it's funny to put sand paper there then he'll enjoy his hand towel with a skid mark.

  • TheSurlyOne

    #11 Meanwhile in Texas

    • Big Ole Weiner

      Drive a Smart Car. Look dumb.

  • Jangles

    #18 it's all fun and games

  • kal50

    #18 So at least 2 cameramen are just sitting around while this is going.

    • https://www.facebook.com/herecomesdan.thebadness.onemangoonsquad Dan Peterson

      who cares? Natural selection…

    • MonkeyMadness

      You just gotta let nature take its course.

  • Fuzzel

    #18 Hahahahahahaa!!!

    • bears85

      racist

  • Static

    #10 – does someone actually think they did a good job shopping that? lol
    GENIUS

    • Craigery

      Yeah, the right side of the picture makes it pretty obvious that it's just a poorly 'shopped pic.

    • Marvin

      its real dude moron

  • Dubber

    #27 …sometimes it feels like that's exactly what you're using.

    • weldsoft

      Learn how to change the roll… or else!

  • http://twitter.com/justsayoyvey @justsayoyvey

    #4 Welcome to Jack Frost's House

    • Hucks

      Peter North's?

  • tv_paul

    #20 They've never been the same since the departure of Fee Waybill.

    • Guest1

      I get it. Wow, what an obscure reference.

    • Truth Bomb

      The Ph balance is mostly P

    • SIUADO

      "Did someone just pee!"

  • Alex

    #19 find them!!! Need MOAR!!!

    • Throat Yogurt

      they arent real man

      • The2nd

        Jokes man those are real

    • weldsoft

      Fairly well endowed mannequins…

  • SanDiego

    #2 Mike Tysons Punchout for xbox360

    • Master_Rahl

      can't resist the urge to say it – you got knocked the FUCK OUT!!

  • tv_paul

    #31 Hello Spike TV, I just gotta another one for "1000 Ways To Die" for ya.

    • Master_Rahl

      would love to see the x-ray with the bottle lodged firmly in this kid's head.

  • I Need a Detox

    #27 We have the same brand of TP at work

  • Craigery

    #5 Those wood chips are really dangerous. They can actually get so hot in the summer they spontaneously combust. No joke; it happens frequently.

    • I Need a Detox

      idiot

    • Master_Rahl

      I thought it was a case of skin friction on a hot dry day. Hated that when I was a kid. skreeeeeeeee all the way down that effin' slide.

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