That escalated quickly…(31 Photos)

  • Sara

    I am in the bathtub and I am first

    • MOAR

      Pics or it didn't happen.

      • KCO617

        This makes me question if I can be mad at her…

      • a-nom


      • FunKiller

        sara's a dude…..

        • whoa

          you sure are a fun killer.

          • FunKiller

            It's what I do, it's just who I am.

    • MohawkJon

      I am also in the bathtub and I finnished…

  • KCO617

    #12 Japanese bug fights is a real thing…spend an hour or two and be amazed!

    • Tony

      you just blew my mind!

  • bammm

    #24 alcohol fueled good times

  • Larry


    • Nuckolls

      i THINK… its Alf. I sure don''t remember that episode tho

    • Rex Hondo

      That would be ALF holding aloft a shitty beer and grabbing his crotch.

  • Ziplab


  • Barack Obama

    I fucked a chicken in Kenya!!!!!!!!

    • spicey

      we fuckin know barry

      • barack obama

        Let me be clear, you need to worship me as the God that I am……

        • Chris Matthews

          I'm gettin' that tingly feelin' again, sunshine.

        • Rachael Madcow

          Oh, how I wish you had a vagina.

        • Richard Trumka

          Hey, B.O…let's not forget who's in charge here.

          • George Soros

            Good advice, Dick.

  • hpph00

    #30 Use your vaccum clearner!

    • Nuckolls

      what if she's at work?

    • Spelling Police

      Ermagherd, verccum clearner!

      • Newman

        "HAHAHA What if it Doesn't Fit? CREASE, CRUMPLE, CRAM"

    • Dan Peterson

      I'd just wait until I saw the mailman again, and make his punk ass get it out from the back (no homo)

  • @JulyettaPCrosby

    #28 just hurts my heart.. i cant even begin to think what hes feeling after that.

    • Throat Yogurt

      this made my butthole pucker

    • insted

      Thats what he gets for being a dumb hippie. Why would one do this in the first place? How about doing something with your life that actually contributes to society.

      • Ben


      • Wisti

        Like spending time on the chive? You're definitely doing something to contribute to society right now 🙂 At least he gave us something to waste time on for a minute.

        • insted

          How can one bash someone for chiving…while chiving. A paradox. You must be a dumb hippie.

      • Truth Bomb

        And how is your cancer research going? All the starving children fed? STFU. You're wasting time surfing Chive, not balancing the deficit. At least he was being creative.


        • TruthTumor

          What's worse?
          You not doing anything with your life?
          Or the fact that I'm in a cancer research lab wasting time on the chive while this assay runs.
          And… back to work! What's next for you? Oh yeah, that's right.

    • jerry

      Badly played.

    • brucelee

      I'm sure he is very sad that his virginity fortress crumbled before his eyes.

    • Obama

      He didn't build that.

    • Clint Bozic

      The bottom one in the corner stayed up….

      Small victories, people. Enjoy them.

    • Shiguy

      "Shouldn't have had all those beers before playing Jenga 3D…..dang!"

  • @sean_armstrong

    Looks like a drunk guy in an Alf costume.

  • Ryan Duncan

    #5 I remember sliding down slides that felt so hot in the summer that you would swear they were on fire

    • SIUADO

      don't wear corduroys!!! They heat up like a mother!

  • @Sjd99

    Looks like I'm buying the wife a winter coat

    • Yikes!

      Just go outside to warm up.

    • SIUADO

      Yes honey I promise to replace the window this spring.

    • JustSayin

      Reminds me of the movie Legend.

  • johnnystyle25

    #27 …yeah, I think I'll hold it.

    • AllanA

      All of the sudden you hear the voice from SAW "Greetings and welcome, I wanna play a game…"

      • Yuppers

        Then flip it over, wipe, and walk out.

    • TommyKnockers

      Go Dumb and Dumber and grab the hand towel. If some asshole thinks it's funny to put sand paper there then he'll enjoy his hand towel with a skid mark.

  • TheSurlyOne

    #11 Meanwhile in Texas

    • Big Ole Weiner

      Drive a Smart Car. Look dumb.

  • Jangles

    #18 it's all fun and games

  • kal50

    #18 So at least 2 cameramen are just sitting around while this is going.

    • Dan Peterson

      who cares? Natural selection…

    • MonkeyMadness

      You just gotta let nature take its course.

  • Fuzzel

    #18 Hahahahahahaa!!!

    • bears85


  • Static

    #10 – does someone actually think they did a good job shopping that? lol

    • Craigery

      Yeah, the right side of the picture makes it pretty obvious that it's just a poorly 'shopped pic.

    • Marvin

      its real dude moron

  • Dubber

    #27 …sometimes it feels like that's exactly what you're using.

    • weldsoft

      Learn how to change the roll… or else!

  • @justsayoyvey

    #4 Welcome to Jack Frost's House

    • Hucks

      Peter North's?

  • tv_paul

    #20 They've never been the same since the departure of Fee Waybill.

    • Guest1

      I get it. Wow, what an obscure reference.

    • Truth Bomb

      The Ph balance is mostly P

    • SIUADO

      "Did someone just pee!"

  • Alex

    #19 find them!!! Need MOAR!!!

    • Throat Yogurt

      they arent real man

      • The2nd

        Jokes man those are real

    • weldsoft

      Fairly well endowed mannequins…

  • SanDiego

    #2 Mike Tysons Punchout for xbox360

    • Master_Rahl

      can't resist the urge to say it – you got knocked the FUCK OUT!!

  • tv_paul

    #31 Hello Spike TV, I just gotta another one for "1000 Ways To Die" for ya.

    • Master_Rahl

      would love to see the x-ray with the bottle lodged firmly in this kid's head.

  • I Need a Detox

    #27 We have the same brand of TP at work

  • Craigery

    #5 Those wood chips are really dangerous. They can actually get so hot in the summer they spontaneously combust. No joke; it happens frequently.

    • I Need a Detox


    • Master_Rahl

      I thought it was a case of skin friction on a hot dry day. Hated that when I was a kid. skreeeeeeeee all the way down that effin' slide.

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