Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • The Village Idiot


  • Anjin-San

    #18 we want MOAR

    • Ander

      It's a bit much…

      • http://www.facebook.com/marcy.vegas.9 VegasMarcy


        • Kristen

          Jealous whore.

          • FunKiller

            You have such a dirty mouth….I hope your mind is as dirty.

          • http://www.facebook.com/marcy.vegas.9 VegasMarcy

            Kristen, you are starting to hurt my feelings. Just because she looks like a Barbie thrown in the bottom of a toy box in this picture doesn't mean I'm unimpressed

    • toontoon

      I think you want moat cock in your mouff

    • Mattman

      Yea where can I get one of these? Looks like a beautiful, compact, and sleek model.

      • Iso

        Beautiful, compact, sleek – – – sounds like a Mail Order Russian Bride.

    • chiver

      #18 …looking up Kama Sutra position number 32

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #6 Wait a minute, Spiderman doesn't use climbing gear… Hey everyone, this guy's a phony! A BIG FAT PHONY!

    • hank

      dale we all know its you

  • Romeo

    #3 moar !!!!

  • redsolocup

    #2 Thug Life.

    • Ander

      Black people can wear anything. If any other race wore this they'd get beat up or ridiculed.

      • RichMahogany

        Yeah, well, ya know, that's just like… your opinion, man.

      • Gus

        Yeah, well. The Dude abides

      • Doc Benway

        No, they absolutely wouldn't.

      • Po Fu Panda

        I think they look dumb even if they are black

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #7 Our boy's got a little case of jungle fever…

    • UCLAbruin

      I think he's got a case of "This isn't my bar mitzvah…"

    • Chris

      Who wouldn't? She's cute.

    • Child Please

      Pretty much sums up my life lol

  • http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

    #30 those eyes have seen terrible things….

    • Si1entStatic

      pug: "oh I'z sorry waz you poop'n?"

      me: "not anymore….."

  • Anonymous

    #18 mutual a God Klara!

  • Bob

    #16 Fuck yea!

  • craig

    #18 mother of god

  • suck me dry

    Arizona me… all the way off

  • Asolare

    #26 is the luckiest flier…. and most impressive of #21 is the walking around afterwards, I mean WTF?

    • G_Had

      I don't even want to know where those cans went

      • Dirk Digler

        she has a very VERY wideset vagina.

    • MylesofStyles

      At least she's not destroying any chance of morality in her child's life…oh, wait…never mind.

    • Djz

      I know it's more fun to imagine other things, but there's a sling to hold the stuff…

      • PA2AK

        you're the snatch beer snatcher!

        • Djz

          Sorry, no. I'm too fat! No room for anything under my skirt

    • chiver

      #21…if she offers you one, make sure you use a glass

    • FarmBoy

      #26 is lucky…until they bring him his meal. Wait never mind, by not eating he wont get the shits, yup he's lucky

  • Gus

    #27 I Dont' Give A Fuck

    • iheartboobs

      Havent watched wrestling properly in years, but from what ive seen Santino is a crack up!

      • lol'd

        I watched this for way too long. Glad to see there is someone not taking themselves too seriously.

  • JimmyBoPeep

    #3 I have always liked a girl with a wild side. Throw in a KCCO shirt, and the Canadian flag, and we have a winner.

    • Dirk Digler

      completely agree with everything you say besides the canadian flag. Merica!

      • drew

        There's an American flag behind her head.

        • MattyDeuce

          and a Canadian one…

    • Kayla Jo

      thanks guys! but this was taken is good old North Dakota!

  • MattKL

    #4 Genius.

    • Si1entStatic

      unfortunately the girl will probably get more sausage from the pizza than the requester…….

  • https://www.facebook.com/kayleigh.duggan.9 Kayleigh Duggan

    Haha #4 I see what you did there.

    • FunKiller

      Would you like to see some more?

  • Art

    #15 Even this Prince of Persia game was better than the movie.

  • adriana

    #4 YES … and yes

    • Underbaker

      Just say it once and let him try to figure it out.

  • Kiwi


    • Jason

      Air Canada Airbus A319 – best seat ever!

      • https://www.facebook.com/robert.j.elliott.7 Robert J. Elliott

        Delta used to have that on the 757

  • patrick907

    I have fallen for a red head

    • Underbaker

      If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. (Hope it is mutual 🙂 )

  • Bangerang

    Anyone else have issues with comments when viewing them on a mobile device?

    #3 just for something to look at.

    • oh well

      Yeah the thumbnails aren't sized properly and most of the time they cover up the link to comments. I thought the chive was hiring a mobile czar….where's he at?

      • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

        Same here!

      • fits

        thought it was just me.

  • B Dub

    Now that's a ceasar with bite! #14 Bacon makes everything better!

  • Goldmember

    What´s up with #23? o.0

    • freddy

      looks like compressed gas bottle took of like a missle through the garage

    • Jack

      There's something going on there….

    • Lyra

      Well what do you expect when you build a house that's only half a metre wide! Things gonna fly!

    • NelPit


    • holyshitballs

      Divided by zero….

      • fil

        Googled "Google"

      • Wisti

        I love you.

    • Child Please

      Not sure where this is, but in Houston there used to be a house in the Montrose area like this. They took the boards from the house they were using and built a tunnel through it. Pretty sick.

    • admiralperry

      Back to the future

  • toontoon

    Daily morning garbage

  • Jay

    #14 Must have now.

    • Luke atmacok

      Fat 'merica…

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