Animals that don’t suck (42 Photos)

  • Shmoopy

    Have fun at the lake Kevin

    • Douche McBaggins

      Looks like someone at the Chive discovered

  • Chubby

    Seems like a case for Cesar Millan to me.

    • Jed

      Who's the Bitch now!

    • Sam

      Cesar Milan is an animal abuser who's been sued for animal cruelty by his own producer. His methods are denounced by every major veterinary behavior society in the country.

      • Flake

        Cesar was sued by his producers for alleged copyright infringement, breach of contract and breach of confidential relationship. He was sued by an owner whose dog was hurt in an accident on a treadmill. Get your facts straight dipshit.

  • Chubby

    #4 and #21
    I don't understand people who calls themselves "mummy" or "daddy" of their dog.

    • amrith777

      Dear Chubby,
      Are one OR have one?

    • Dan

      People who don't have kids.

    • world problems

      I don't understand why you would get mad at that tiny chew spot on the wall…

      • gnocco

        you don't rent

        • breaklance

          he probably just knows how to do basic home maintenance. While in college a friend and I broke a door frame drunk wrestling, another two friends literally crashed through a wall (not at the same party mind you, this was at 2 different houses on 2 separate occasions) and we fixed both the next day. The landlords never even noticed.

    • Gallus

      It is the difference between being a pet parent or a pet owner. The concept of adopting a pet is the inspiration.

    • Kodos

      Because they are pathetic individuals who lack the testicular/ovarian fortitude to have kids like NORMAL people do, and think they can compensate for that by coddling an animal, knowing they will never have to face up to the adult responsibilities and obligations that come with raising REAL children.

      • piman

        You're an idiot

    • Some Bloke

      It's because our companion animals are family members, not things to be owned.

      What I don't understand is how anyone who calls themselves mummy or daddy would put a sign around their beloved family members neck, criticizing them for their natural behaviour, rather than bothering to understand it.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 It's all fun and games till he shits on your shoulder #28 isn't there a book on the subject "to kill a mockingbird"?

    • Harper Lee

      no I don't think anyone wrote a book like that

      • He's retarded

        You'll have to forgive our friend Stan…he's not very bright.

    • Vince-Kristin Aleman

      Ha! I thought the same thing! about #13

    • Anomanom

      Yeah, but it's crap. They never tell you how to kill a mockingbird. And it really has nothing to do with birds at all. Thumbs down.

  • Chubby

    #42 no single f**k was given that day

    • Vince-Kristin Aleman

      one was!

    • Solace

      And it was # 42. This…. This is the meaning to Life, The Universe, and Everything? To give no f*cks?

    • and

      Still counts!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #6 I'm skeptical that you could but intrigued that you may

  • Steve Grenier

    #33 That dog is awesome.

  • krista

    #14 why are calicos' so crazy

    • JAFitC

      Because calicos are always female. Fact.

      • JAFitC

        Sorry! Don't know how that showed up twice.

    • Jack o' lantern

      because of unnecessary apostrophes

  • heywood jablowme

    #30 you pay $200 for a pair of sunglasses and you have the nerve to call your dog an asshole??!! I hate humanity.

    • Ninja Cricket

      Glad I'm not the only one thinking the asshole was the douche that paid that much for sunglasses.

      • dirtysteve99

        Look at the breed of dog, consider the sunglasses too, yup – douche.

      • mmm

        Ray-Bans vs $10 knock offs. Ray bans are well worth the money. Youre just poor.

        • Turd Ferguson

          Ray-Bans… Translation: $10 sunglasses with a $190 sticker. WASTE OF MONEY!

          • mmm

            you have obviously never worn a pair. raybans have superior lenses, hinges, and frames. Its like trying to say a lexus is just a toyota with a different symbol. Until you drive a lexus and realize youre a fucking idiot.

            • Sunglass Hut

              Ray-Bans?!? They are junk. Try a pair of Revo'sif you want REAL sunglasses. They costa little more than $200 though. KCCO!!

            • GeoQuin4

              How about if you work for the company and know they share the exact same parts less interior upgrades and slight suspension options that are in no way worth the $20k+ extra you'll be paying for the different badge. I wouldn't call too many people poor though; you apparently couldn't even afford to pay attention in English class.

            • dawgbone98

              Doesn't mean fuck all when a dog is chewing the shit out of them.

    • mongoose5271

      My thoughts exactly!

    • Zoidberg

      Dogs are terrible pets that wreck anything that they can get their teeth into. You cannot own anything expensive or it will get destroyed

      • Sam

        You must only know irresponsible assholes who don't train their dogs then.

        • GeoQuin4

          Not necessarily; while I think dogs are absolutely awesome, you can still train them and they'll still destroy shit… My dogs were very well trained and still decided out of the blue to eat my couches (had never once eaten furniture before). I thought it was funny as hell.

    • Matthew Mostes

      Hate to be obvious but why don't you put them in a place the dog cannot access? somebody's an asshole, and that's for sure…

    • Ellie

      I think the you are taking things a bit too seriously and being a little harsh, the dog is clearly a puppy and the guy who posted this is just having a laugh. Lighten up.

  • Stian Mescudi

    # then i make mummy clean & daddy it up!

    • Stian Mescudi


  • Kodos

    Someone's about to take a claw to the face.
    Not sure who, though.
    Fuck you, DOGS RULE.

    • Jarrod

      #16 Would hit it.

  • Vance

    #29 The bird looks superimposed to me
    #30 Your dog is not the asshole, you are….for buying $200 sunglasses

    • dirtysteve99

      Agreed on both points.

    • Macro

      My glasses cost $200, don't be a hater. If you want real quality you have to pay for it. And no I normally don't buy such things … I've been wearing $25 cheap pairs most of my life.

      • sean

        lmao. $25 isnt cheap for glasses…$1-5 is. my new shades were like $50 and theyre at least as "quality" as any $200+ pair. you pay that much it better be fucking gorilla glass and titanium ha

  • James

    #42 Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

    • loves sammiches

      I believe the proper terminology is "tea bagging." I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

  • Turrebo

    #6 "I think the answer is …… forty-two?"

    • mike

      The mice proved it!
      then I ate the mice!

  • BobbaFett


    And I thought cat ladies were weird….

  • John Knolhoff

    #2 dog selflessly gives up his bed, cat selfishly takes it, why all "dogs" go to heaven

  • TerdFurguson

    #42 exactly portrays my love making. Except mine usually ends with an apology.

    • Turd Ferguson

      And doesn't last half that long

    • D-Lee

      this comment made me so happy.

  • Bamajess

    #18 I know this is a Berry thing, but he is adorable! The human, of course. The rodent is ok. 🙂

    • Sam

      Raccoons aren't rodents and that raccoon is adorable.

  • jimbo

    #25 this guy knows whats up

    • A BiPolar Guy

      Down. Actually.

  • MylesofStyles

    #20 Some of these animals do suck, apparently.

    • coinbank

      guess there is no point posting my "technically at least one of these animals do suck"

      and apparently i still felt the need to post it

  • dirtysteve99

    #28 Should write a 'how to' guide.

  • boob_cuddle

    #42 video game victory celebration.

  • coinbank

    #31 is that a pic taken from inside a vagina looking out?

  • Oscuh

    #25. Funny, I'd go the same place, too

  • Dan

    #16 holy shit creepy lady

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