Some things are better left unexplained (35 Photos)

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  • Daywalker

    FIRST!

    • tfritzy08

      This is why we cant have nice things

    • Vent187

      A daywalker would be the one to waste everyone's time.

  • KyBoy

    #21 I can't hear you!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Can you hear me now?

    • dea9

      Listing for aircraft before radar was widely available.

      • Nishtai

        Somebody read the Cracked Article…

        • Jim

          WHAT? Yeah… WHAT? Okay… WHAT?

    • guest

      turn my headphones up. TURN MY MOTHER F*CKING HEADPHONES UP!!!

  • suck me dry

    take it to the base

    • Woody

      Ace of Base

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        Rob Base

        • morebeer

          3rd base

    • MattyDeuce

      BASEketball

  • CowboyChiver

    #30 Goddam penguins…

    • William Teach

      The back side of the sign reads "after checking for penguins, please check your brakes. Little bastards stole pliers".

      If memory serves, that sign is from South Africa, where the damned things wander around and crawl under cars.

  • Paco

    #35 is awesome can't stop watching

    • Travis

      What is this from? Amazing

      • F.Lynn

        Big Shake Commercial compilation

    • https://www.facebook.com/Archer424 Marc Herzog

      I laughed way too hard at this!

    • Logan

      This is a commercial here in Haiti for an energy drink. Funnies shit ever.

    • Goldmember

      I saw this on another site and I was really hoping it would show up on the Chive, so you guys could see it. It is the funniest gif ever!

    • Poke4Life

      I laughed way harder than I should have…

    • porterraliegh

      this is how i dance in the morning

    • Jay

      The full commercial is actually even funnier

  • guest

    FIRST, SECOND, OR THIRD, OH, FORGET IT.

    • Barack Obama

      I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this comment….

  • captainmalcolm

    #35
    If only this was as contagious at my work…

  • Lisa

    #4 Kill it. Just straight up kill it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/levi.johnson.169 Levi Johnson

      Agreed. That's just a creepy little ftard in there. I'd shoot it too.

      • mischief42

        Pretty sure you would need fire too, lots and lots of fire.

  • twd22285

    #12 *runs and hides*

  • Truth

    Some bras are better left burned.
    Let's get to the Burn Your Bra pics!!!

  • RobertQ

    #35 LOL

  • guest

    Is the guy whose nic is "suck me dry" really as big a loser as he sounds?

    • heathclif

      dunno. I have never met him

      • guest

        I have never met Justin Beiber either but I think we can all safely assume what he is already.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Just as big of a looser that types "FIRST".

      • Adam

        Or the ones who spell "looser" when referring to LOSERS! Looser is a term to describe your mo…..sorry I can't be that much of a dick.

    • TheDude

      The 'suck me dry' guy is hilarious. He's a winner, makes me laugh every time.

      • Jawbone

        Agreed.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Way to troll yourself. You're obviously the suck me dry guy.

  • ibs2pid

    As for #17, a Duck Fart is a layered shot. First Kaluha, then Baileys, then Crown Royal. Now you know, AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!!!

    • hank

      it was better unexplained…

      • https://www.facebook.com/fratellistandoff.ricky Ricky Gallardo

        Isn't it, "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle."?

        • Craig K.

          GO JOE!

          • 16inchzipper

            I think it's YO JOE

    • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

      exactly, it's mystifying why they ordered them.

    • junior

      And after having a few the next mornings gastrointestional events will make the name self explanatory

    • Dani

      And Dagwoods is a totally Chive worthy bar up the street from my apartment. 🙂

    • Smokey McDrinkey

      My favorite drink. no bartender knows what they are though. best when shaken really hard with ice. makes it a tasty alcohol froth

  • Brandon

    Makes me wonder…

  • KyleGoldstein

    #3 BRAZZERS

    • Anon

      The two outside guys stomachs look kind of.. odd. Particularly the one on the right.

      • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

        Yeah, muscles on my stomach would look odd too.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #27 Girls have cooties. The proof is right there.

    • Daniel Tosh

      circle, circle, dot, dot now I got my cootie shoot.

  • Guesty McGuest

    #32
    My worst nightmare. Ew.

    • maverick363

      that was at oregon country fair some guy crawled into the outhouse because he liked getting shit on…true story my buddy worked the event.

  • suck me dry

    #14 Such a good time that was.

    • Dan

      Was that in Bath by any chance???

      • Dan Quinn

        I thought the exact same thing. I am also Dan, also from Bath. Next to the pumprooms?

  • kenny

    #12, thanks for the nightmares tonight chive.

  • Paul.c

    #35 LMFAO!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

  • M4jestic

    #35 .. they were entertained

  • Verbal_Kint

    #32 Having seen my fair share of campground toilets, I literally started gagging thinking about the horror that poor dude must have endured…

    • Wisti

      IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP!?!?!?!?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #25 If she's got shit like that crawling out of her mouth, just imagine what scurries around in her panties. 😦

    • yep

      find her!!!!!!!

      • dreamingbad

        That ist Sarah Knappik,from germany. http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Knappik

        • bbbb

          no it isn't it, it's Kayla Collins. picture from I'm a celebrity get me out of here.

          • dreamingbad

            Oh,you are right.They look the same to me 😉

    • Kent

      That fish cray.

  • fotnot

    #1….pepto bukake?

    • Biggus Diccus

      NO just an idiot

    • Everclear

      Jigglypuff got excited.

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      Bazooka Joe-kkake

  • REVOLVER_KAZ

    What dimension did theChive just take me to?

    • dragon2777

      You have entered… The Scary Door

    • Nick

      The dimension of "whatthefuckerry"

      • REVOLVER_KAZ

        Scary door was better, sorry man.

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