Nerd tattoos, because technology is forever (27 Photos)

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  • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer
    • fda

      that's not the iphone, genius.

    • LP0716

      The Genius Meme applies to you as well.
      That's a tattoo of a Blackberry not an Iphone.

    • Jinkies

      ahahaha what derp comment post.

    • FarmBoy

      Yeah, as others have pointed out, it's a Blackberry Storm. The CB stands for CrackBerry a website for Blackberry fans.

    • vandinz

      I'll get your coat.

    • WOW

      I think he is referring to the "iphone sucks" below the berry.

  • r1rider

    #22 is going to feel stupid in a year or two

    • Alex

      haha was thinking the same thing… what a retard

      • Mark

        Maybe he can get a cover up that says Then, and Then…

    • EZE

      You spelled at the moment wrong

    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      Should feel stupid immediately

    • Chris

      I was thinkning that he should feel pretty stupid NOW!

    • bob

      "a year or two"

      you say that as if it isnt stupid NOW

    • Dick bearcat

      …. Wouldn't the "Now" Be a Wii controller…

    • http://www.itbabes.com/ hgiuhyy
  • Kunal Patel

    Whyyyy…

  • back2worknow

    #18 #19

    He must work in Enterprise IT!

    • WTF

      he just be a fuckin IDIOT

      • 2Dogs

        The Dell one is the worst of the bunch imo…

    • http://www.facebook.com/craig.masse.3 Craig Massé

      its even funnier cause microsoft just updated their logo

  • K1ngk0n

    I don't want to live on this planet….anymore :O

    • Dustin

      Nerds are taking over the planet, deal with it. If you don't, we'll insult you with a joke that you don't get.

      • Rhein

        only millionaire nerds get to reproduce though….no take over 😦

      • bankrobert

        Dustin please kill yourself.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #14 MAYBE with the exception of aperture technologies, these are all fucking stupid… And that's a big maybe.

    • Joe

      valve rules, and funny enough, aperture logo is quite elegant…now usb tattoos? how many years till it's completely obsolete

    • http://ashhenderson.com Ash

      Technically that's a photography symbol – I have a similar one on my arm, because I'm a pro photog. The problem is that the symbol has been co-opted by Portal, so it's lost some of its cool factor.

      • Mike

        Or made it cooler

      • Verbal_Kint

        I get that it's the blades of an aperture, but it's still fitting, given “aperture technologies”. Still way cool though, especially in your application. Nikon or Canon, just curious? I used to shoot a ton, but never professionally. Sold all my gear and now I cant afford what I really want..

        • http://www.ashhenderson.com Ash

          Nikon. Have many friends who shoot Canon, but I've always loved Nikon's ergonomics. It's an expensive art form, though. I sometimes envy poets, who only need a pencil and paper, instead of tons of electronics!

      • myself

        I would have thought the change from film to digital plus the relative cheapness of really nice SLRs opening higher end equipment to the masses and they all assume that with a for dummies guide to their camera and watching a YouTube video they are the greatest photographers ever would have sucked more "cool" factor away than a badass game company using it for the logo of a badass imaginary company.

        • http://www.ashhenderson.com Ash

          Touche.

          I sometimes feel that way – I get irritated when I'm shooting a wedding and every guest has a nice dSLR and gets all up in my business, but then I have to stop and remember that the affordability of digital is exactly why I became a photographer.

      • Woop

        Did you burn your mouth on the pizza? Because you ate that before it was cool too. Thanks hipster.

        • http://www.ashhenderson.com Ash

          I do that all the time. Thanks for your kind words.

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        That's actually why I adopted it myself. I'm a pro shooter and I love portal. Win win!

  • Sam

    Crazy…two Darwin Exception posts in one day.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #14 I like it haha

    • Yellow

      Mello

  • back2worknow

    #23 is a Tramp Stamp looking for a #1, although she would prefer someone insert a Firewire device in that socket!

  • Ogre

    NERDS!!!!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #23 She probably doesn't even have a usb-port.

    • keystone183

      If you weren't such a nerd you'd get the hint she likes it in the butt…..

    • $am

      Nope. FireWire Rules!!

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Thunderbolt. Try to keep up.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #4 isn't a tatoo..

    • 16inchzipper

      There are a few I'm not buying. #9, for instance.

    • svp

      yea, its a tatToo

    • Just A. Jason

      Around half of these aren't real tattoos. theChive is losing it. Really scraping for content. It's bad enough that they are at least 3 weeks late with every video they post. But I guess getting girls to send in exposed body parts with all of that free advertising written on their bodies pays a lot of bills. Sooo. Yeah.

  • Master_Rahl

    #1 An interesting icebreaker at the thumb wrestling matches.

  • http://twitter.com/KellieMassey @KellieMassey

    #27 is my favorite, who doesn't love penguins?
    Oh.. the code…sad

    • REVOLVER_KAZ

      That's the Linux pengiun. Hence why the nerdiness.

      • http://twitter.com/KellieMassey @KellieMassey

        Ahh well thanks.

      • ChivetteKellie

        Now I feel stupid for not being nerd enough to know!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacob.concienne Jacob Concienne

    #26 #27 Love It!

    • Procrastination

      /wrist

      • inigo montoya

        i see what you did there …

  • buttsnstuff

    I want to see outdated tattoos on people who are old and pissed off about them, so we know what these assholes are going to feel like in ten years

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.c.hannon.HCA Paul KillFace Hannon

    #15 Predator blow-up-planet arm-control thingy?

    • sean

      I thought that too – maybe… too bad of an angle to know for sure.

    • WarpedAcorn

      That is actually a computer that is implanted under the skin. Its obviously still being tested, but if I remember correctly is supposed to run off the electrical current in your blood (yeah, its attached to a vein I believe). I'd have to look up the article, but I remember reading about this late last year.

  • Ralph

    #9 Obviously, very poorly shopped.

  • Sauce

    #27 Linux FTW!

    • Woop

      The binary code below it says "Windows Sucks"

    • Esr0d

      Best tatt out of all of them. A chick too!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ian.fletcher.562 Ian Fletcher

    #24

    He's probably as popular as MySpace…

  • asd

    Wow, I've never felt so cool!! Thanks dorks!

  • bryanole27

    #25 "Think Different" —->Gets tramp-stamp. Fail.

    • bryanole27

      Crap #23 I mean

  • chicago

    #27 whoami = Tux great tat!

  • houghi

    #6 barcode says Joe

    • Stridex!

      if you use your phone, it takes you to a Bacne advert.

  • Mation

    #14 is awesome. I have a Triforce from Zelda on my chest. Nothing wrong with a little tribute to a favorite game. The rest of them are pretty crazy, though. 🙂

    • Dude, It's Zelda

      is that tattoo your virginity protection? You'll regret that in 10 years.

      • myself

        Of all the game tattoos I have have ever seen in person, a MASSIVE majority of the ones on girls are Zelda related. I could see if it was Master Chief teabagging it would be virginity protection, but not a simple and elegant game tattoo.

        • Dude, It's Zelda

          Look, you are free to do what you want obviously, but come on "a simple and elegant game tattoo" i don't know about that. Anyway, as long as you like it, that's all that matters. I guess i am just your bokoblin? or just a cynical ass, your choice.

          Happy Friday!

          • myself

            Wait, no snarky retort? I'm shocked, and happily surprised, normally that's a great majority of what you see. Sure, a simple and elegant game tattoo is possible. Like the Royal Crest or just the Triforce fits the bill, to me anyway. Nice reference with bokoblin.

            Happy Friday to you as well!

            • Andy Valentine

              I have a big old Mario Star on my shoulder, mushroom on the inner arm, Space Invaders on the forearm, Zelda life hearts inside one wrist, and a 1UP and PacMan on the other wrist… as part of my two sleeves, a bit of interjected computer game nostalgia works great; and considering I grew up with that stuff, I feel proud to display it on my body.

    • Diane

      I thought that was an aperture symbol….

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