Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Kyle

    about time

    • the_mike

      Take a giant glass of get the fuck over it.

    • Epitomizer

      Make your own dar, bitch.

  • james

    #2 You know what?? Idgaf that Courtney album held me over for the extra 2 hours!

    • ol76er

      I agree, as long as DAR is not LOST

    • YourNameHere

      …And has anyone else noticed that the DMA has gone completely missing?

  • teight

    about time, were you too busy cleaning up after Courtney … you know I wait to see this before I go home

  • thrannix

    #27 DAR is late. I forgive you already.

    • RobboJohn

      I can watch this all day

    • Firefighter23

      Yes this GIF makes everything right. Murder: Show jury GIF. Speeding: Show cop GIF. Cheating: Show GIF get punched in balls

    • bones

      Had a difficult time moving past this one……Please bring back a full Things that Bounce Thursday!

      • Kewlwhip

        Especially after the gorgeous ladies accepted the challenge last week to make their own .gif's. John, you should be ashamed of yourself!

    • _DoC_

      Mmm Olivia….:looks around…unzips pants:….

      • DTAB

        She must be rocking one hell of a bra in that GIF.

        • OnehandJack

          She gained weight after her divorce. She went from super hot Hollywood skinny to super hot healthy woman with tits and an ass. She should think about staying this way.

  • the_mike

    #2 I'll take late DAR over no DAR every damn day.

    #27 Because boobs.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #42 Will give me nightmares for years, and a strange boner.

    • cee dub

      Nicholas Couch

    • occam

      That's sofa-king NickCage

  • Jaynecobb


    • Ashley

      You're not even first, you asshat. Get out of your mother's basement and go play in traffic.

    • cambo125

      Damnit Jayne, you have done the 'verse a great diservice with your ramblings. I wont be so kind as to this kind of behavioir on my ship in the future. Now you apologose to these fine Chiving folk and then be on with your business.

  • sam

    #3 is amazing…. come back!!!

    • Harry Longbahls Jr


      • SmokeyTheBear

        Look closer, very nice Gap!!

      • Dale

        Really? You are gay sir

    • https://www.facebook.com/yann.mathieu Yann

      #3 is a " Suicide Girls "

      Looks like this when she turns around :


      You're welcome Chivers B)

      • Jed

        Turn back!

  • Kodos

    Fuck that, large fries!

    • Twagholio

      And that diet coke is no longer "diet" after 5 refills.

    • lean

      I would love to eat that meat! meatloaf for a week in one slice!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #45 Great undercarriage!

    • Firefighter23

      I know what you mean there but it sounds weird. Like Hey baby are you a wagon cuz you got a great undercarriage?

      • goon

        That's a real nice dumper.

    • foul83

      Holy jumpin'.

    • CCC

      Yah, and more. In the same undies.

  • Woody

    #9 Makes me wonder where the guy's hand is…

    • Firefighter23

      In the Pit of Hatred.

    • OhioChiver

      Brittney Spears has let herself go again eh? 😐

  • Chunk Pants

    Sweet deal! #17
    Smoking! #37

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I'll believe 17 when I see it, and I won't be the guinea pig.

    • chiver

      #37 you can have anything you want darlin'

    • Flake

      #17 is a terrible idea. Last thing this world needs is criminals running around loose because they wore a Bill Murray shirt.

  • BostonChiver34

    DAR IS LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BostonChiver34

      really with the negatives folks??? like c'monnnnnn..its #2

    • Mr_Cellophane

      But #27 makes it all better…keep up dude!

  • Danno

    #11 Hahaha

    • RobboJohn

      Those stats sound about right to me.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Exactly right

    • zaffa

      wheres the "wifes sleeping" portion?

    • etcrr 132p

      i massturbate cause no one will have sex with me

      • Tiber_Septim

        me too want to be friends?

    • Biggus Diccus

      Boredom should be in there too

  • Takingbackcider

    #32 Sing when your schwinging!

    • foul83


    • FunKiller

      I think I have a new crush!

    • Maverick289

      Seattle huh? So… Uhh… You wanna hang out sometime 😛 KCCO

    • Derby

      Here's a tip from someone in the Biz;
      Sing like people are out there.
      Sing like you care.

      • Jonnboy

        I understand what she means…

    • Kevrhutch

      Her album in on Itunes, I saw we do what Chivers do best and we all buy the hell out of it and support our Chivette!

      • Kristen

        I say you get hit by a bus so we can all laugh at you.

      • TrueDatStory

        We support people who deserve it and need support, not anyone with a pretty face and a guitar for fame

    • PNB

      She's pretty, but that shit sucks balls. Actually, it would be better if it sucked balls.

    • Robert

      yeah, where's the link to her nude and no awful music being played?

      • TrueDatStory

        Seriously, i like how they thought we asked to find her because we wanted to hear her music.

    • flyingzombies

      Always great to hear unsigned artists – they are working hard to do what they love – and I love to support that in anyone!

      • Kristen

        She's not going to fuck you, dude.

    • Mara

      go to http://eventful.com/countrystar to vote for Rae and get her famous so you all can see MOAR!

  • LIJay

    #37 Holy shit. MOAR. Find her, Chive!

    • Whoopi_G

      No joke, she's smoking hot.

    • tom

      took my words…..still…find her!!!!

  • Kodos

    Is he having a solid bowel movement for once?

    • guest

      How do you know so much about Morgan Freemans bowel movements?

      • #387

        Andy Dufrain crawled through 2 miles of his bowel movements to reach freedom.

  • SteveMcQueen

    #11 because the DAR is late

  • M-Shizz

    love me some dar.

  • whyme1973

    #16 Indeed
    #34 Kick ass!

    • reclaimer

      Vegeta knows whats up

      • reclaimer

        hes going to do a cumehamaha blast all over the place haha dang i bet theres a ton of possible DBZ jokes for that

        • Iceman2509

          Do you think when he goes Super Sayian he gets a bigger erection?

          • Boo

            Vegeta doesn't do the kamehameha. And I bet his pubes turn blonde.

  • PR151

    #34 He's going to break his neck and end up in a wheelchair.

    • Jasper

      aaron fotheringham. That might actually be one of the less badass things he's ever done in one of his wheelchairs.

    • Woop

      He's go less to lose and more to gain in this case.

    • fed

      those spinning are not wheels, but his balls

    • Jonnboy

      Doesn't matter… Still had sex

  • Tony_zavala84

    #23 "it isn't Cox unless I say it tastes like Cox"

    • smh

      Kinda makes me horny looking at it.. Mmmmm pen15

      • HOOK

        Me too. I'm not gay, but I like extra parts on my women.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Oh sausage! What is it with you and wanting to PENETRATE things…like this Tight Film

  • Anthony Hadley


  • danno

    #23 hahaha

    • Woop

      Hungry? Well feast on this!

  • Markoda

    #16 IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

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