I don’t even know what’s right anymore (35 Photos)

  • http://thechive chris

    First bitches

    • Daywalker

      Ahhh… Just one of life's guilty pleasures B)

  • whyme1973

    #16 So damn funny.

    • RobTalk


  • Unfkngblvbl

    #9 I feel ya bro.

    • Master_Rahl

      ahhh family values, porn-style.

    • DaddyD

      It gets worse … I look at MILF porn and think, "damn! She could be my daughter!"

  • tomchalm

    #25 True story

  • Woodchuck

    #12 Blind jokes never get old…

    • aosidansd

      pretty dark humor though…

      • rupert pupkin

        Didn't see that coming

    • Phases

      I don't see what's so funny about them

  • OhioChiver

    #14 Guess it was just Tired of life.

    ba dum tiss.

    • a-nom

      May be it was just too worn out from getting ridden on for so long…

      • tv_paul

        Spare me. Maybe if just once in his lifetime he was mounted properly he still be out there cruisin' around.

        • a-nom

          Hey, don't get at me on this! I didn't choose what rotation he was on…

          • tv_paul

            Sorry about that, I'm not having a good year.

            • r00s7a

              Perhaps you should retire?

            • a-nom

              It's alright man, we all lose our traction every once in a while…

              • drew

                wheel have to figure out something better for him

                • tv_paul

                  I just hope this wasn't some terrible auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.

                  • texjosh

                    This tread represents everything that is good about the chive.

                    • a-nom

                      WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DRIVE OFF COURSE?!!!!

                    • Larry

                      I hear he was depressed from premature balding

                    • Chip

                      I heard he couldn't handle the pressure anymore

                    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

                      his girlfriend brokeup with him. he didn't…..rubbher…..the right way

                      (i dont have to f@#$%ng impress you guys)

                    • OhioChiver

                      so, she couldn't handle his skidmarks? Thats flat man.

                    • RANDY

                      He was just "FLAT" out of any other options

    • RANDY

      It was just "FLAT" out of any other options.

      • No!

        NO RANDY!!!! -.-

  • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph Wymann G. Prickmore

    Yeah, I can almost feel the nuns from my old elementary school slapping me with a ruler just by laughing at this picture.

    • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph Wymann G. Prickmore

      Or, you know, the flames of hell or something.

    • Charter896

      Where are all the Mohammad depictions?

  • patrick


  • Capt. Obvious

    #4 In the eighth grade because she is 12 years old or is she retarded?

    • Cog

      …..Or is he leaving for college because he is 12 years old and asian?

    • herp de derp

      when he said he was going to Penn State, he meant the prison

  • Mikey


    R. Kelly just went from six to midnight.

    • http://twitter.com/ortegaralph Wymann G. Prickmore

      Give this man an award for this comment. lmao!

      • Mikey

        haha a trip to The Chive offices would be pretty super!

    • a-nom

      Wow…holy crap….**clap….clap….clap…**

  • BigPup


  • bdr

    Laughed my ass off at all of them! Especially #29

  • MatteoH

    I have seen that poor goose in person, his owners are douches.

  • DravenDistubed

    #16 is the derpy derp of this post

  • ReverseRacisim


  • temujin1234
    • Random

      This pic needs more thumbs up!

  • tv_paul

    #13 This made me laugh but I can't remember why?

    • Salty Archer

      The awesome thing about having Alzheimer's Disease is you get to meet new people every day…

    • yawn

      next time, forget to comment.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #33 laughed a little to hard

    • BlueLizzardGame

      seems like that could take an LP

    • weaksauce

      I feel like an a55hole for how much i laughed at that one. : / Chive made me feel bad about myself LOL

    • Sade

      Me too! Thanks Chive. :'D

      • Meow

        That's DISCussting

    • John

      Take note hot chicks that are putting in ear plugs. This is what you will look like.

  • BigPup

    #2 So creepy…

  • Notknowing

    #20 It’s scratchy. But it’s a niiiiice scratchy.

    • Baaaad Man

      1. Pick up Velcro gloves and belt.
      2. When they go to the watering hole, grab them and push them toward the water.
      3. They will push back trying to avoid the water.

  • JP Mortin

    #29 – Benjamin Button got pregnant?

  • Stick

    Story of my fucking life.

  • KCO617

    You have to buy a small basket to put #30 in

    • Master_Rahl

      best directions for use EVER! "put the fucking lotion in the basket"

      • r00s7a

        I'd fuck me…

        • Littlet

          OMG that was a good comment! Thank yoU!

  • Master_Rahl

    #1 Duly noted

    • gimletmike

      Is this from the department of redundant departments department?



    • GatOne

      *All funny.

      • FuckThisShit

        I'm going to hell for laughing at all of these. At least hell will be full of people with a sense of humor.

    • Canis Major

      Not funny at all

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