Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Donna

    Fuck your first

    • ya jackwagon

      YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE

      • Red

        Nice, well done Jackwagon! Fuck you Donna, you retard.

      • O'Doyle

        Your as in yours not mine. You're as in you are. Typical fifth grade mistake.

      • dah der

        pretty sure that it is "your" as in "your first, the one you wanted to post, I just fucked it"

        "fuck you are first" doesn't make sense.

        ya jackwagon

        • http://twitter.com/HarryBallz98 @HarryBallz98

          The grammar police should probably just fuck right off.

          Seriously, this is a comment/blog space, not a English lesson.

          Also, boobs.

          • http://twitter.com/HarryBallz98 @HarryBallz98

            An*.

            Fuck you.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            Yeah, appearing smart is gay amiright?

          • Yeah

            How can you thumb this down? He said boobs.

      • ChuckDiesel57

        He actually had it right. Just sayin'.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Finally make DAR first page, Jon deletes message because they changed the picture order.

      😦

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        <img src="http://www.picju.com/images/mzrosv.jpg"&gt;
        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "You over estimated the chive's admiration in boobs vs. cheating. But then again, I think you didn't, evil genius. – MarthaJeane"

        • MattyDeuce

          That's hilarious!

      • tralfaz

        Hey you look different, did you use to wear a hat or something?

    • Donna

      And that is typed exactly how I intended you illiterate fuck. FUCK YOUR FIRST!! Like fuck all those who say first. But #19 and #49 FTW!!!

      • FuckYourFirst

        #20 not 19. Damn reorder.

    • Ugly ho

      #29 Fag #39 EWWWW

      • Cunt

        Why is #29 a fag? That's fucking hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/chase.crow.9 Chase Crow

    More of #42!

    • http://www.facebook.com/chase.crow.9 Chase Crow

      #43

    • MattyDeuce

      What's the recipe here?

    • Varjonnapnew

      Samuel Adams Octoberfest Milk Shake. For a limited time at Red Robin

      • Dr_StrangePants

        a milkshake that gets you drunk?…Intriguing, but can any sort of beer flavored confection taste good?

    • kcco

      What is this beer shake you speak of?

    • BO12

      Looks like I know where I am going this weekend. Damn that sounds good.

    • Don

      It just looks yummy

  • NDChiver

    Will there be any BFMs in different colors or just black and 3d?

  • awhite2020

    #1 #5 #14 #15

    I support and encourage all this behavior and activity.

    • Flynn

      #14 Almost a Things that Bounce Thursday! We're getting there.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    [Reserved for future use]

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "I made the testimonials? I'm not sure whether to be flattered or concerned. – MarthaJeane"

    • fuck you

      what an ass you are

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh! It's a good thing you replied because I'm soooo fucking uninspired right meow….
        What can I do about it my darling minions?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – thank fictional character for the Fan Testimonial Database though!

        • Gallus

          You imply that in the past you have been inspired. I did not think it inspiration, rather dementia.

      • back2worknow

        Hmmm, combining your name and comment could be good… or tragicly bad depending on what's between your legs!

    • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

      paula, i want to get inside of you no matter how trolly you look and then regret it later, but still have you make me sandwich

      • smallchinaman

        Do you like sword fighting?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #28 I like the artistic direction this site is heading! Woo!

    • guest

      The new Chive gold standard. Pantyless, sideboob, armbra. Very artistic indeed! Keep up the good work!

      • placenta_smoothie

        MOM?!

    • Notknowing

      Why can't ALL the Chivettes submit pix like this?

      • Hanx

        A lot of them look like you..

    • p1ll

      MOAR !!!!

      • Kristen

        *WHOOOORE!!!!

    • zenner

      Just doing everything right

    • GI Joe

      Holy Mother of Pearl!!!!!!!!!!! MOAR!!

    • Jonnboy

      Sexiest display of Tebowing I have ever seen

      • Giblets

        Hot

        As

        Fuck.

    • Cocretejello

      If only her laptop was on webcam.

    • justaguy

      yea..what everyone else has said, and.. moarrrrrrrrrr !!!

    • Munyshot

      Holy shit! That chair has no legs!

      • Shabooms

        all the better to play video games my dear

    • passwordistaco

      I just wanted to thank you for not posting "Wow!", "FTW!", "So Hot!" or any other lame such comment. Thanks for a splash of originality!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled "trashy".

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Shabooms

        Wow you must be even uglier on the inside

  • SteveMcQueen

    #32 ohhhh kids these days

    • jjjjjjjj

      evidently not watching very well if you didn't know she was banging a new dude

      • dirtysteve99

        But they're watching them bang now, so it's ok.

  • Sexyloyalchivette

    CHIVE !! Y U NO DAR ME!???

    • Red

      Are you hot? Nice gap? Burned your bra?

      • sexyloyalchivette

        Ive been in burn your bra three times actually 🙂 and mind the Gap once.

        • Red

          And we thank you sexyloyalchivette!

          • placenta_smoothie

            lose a little weight then try again!!!

            • Cunt

              Don't be a dick.

    • ImALoserBaby

      they get a lot of pics, they'll probably post you in a future one.

      • Red

        Try camel toe, that always works.

        • spaceace

          nipslip.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #3 – Yep, and I always succeed. Mission impossibru! #6 – God she is gorgeous. I would help her get packed any day.

    • ku_chiver

      Right when I leave kansas city, damn, they are gorgeous.

    • dibdy

      how come i can only thumbs this up once???

    • Notknowing

      Yup. I'd help the girls pack their shit AAAALLLL day long.

    • I heart chivettes

      Good gaaaawd those puppies are challenging the structural integrity of that poor shirt.
      That shirt can barely contain all that goodness.
      I challenge her to try and contain those magnificent beauties in a hand bra.
      #6

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I did feel highly computer literate after besting a hundred thousand others for my green kcco ^_^

    • Patches

      "like, omg you guys, we are sooooo crazy! We are gonna get sooooo wasted, aren't we cool? Look at how wild and crazy we are, I made a list! And highlighted it! ZOMG gonna get so wasted you guys! Please pay attention to us!"

      • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson

        Well I'm definitely not sharing any beer with you.

        • SaltLakeChiver

          Say, if you ever find yourself out in our neck of the woods,myself and all the other chivers/ettes would be happy to drink you under the table ;).

          • bankrobert

            There is going to be a lot of lesbian sex going on. Please set up a webcam so we all can watch

        • AZChiver

          You're gorgeous. The end.

        • kcford

          Meaghan, my band is playing in westport at The Beaumont Club tonight. I'll have you on the guest list under KCCO if you wanna come out. drinks on me!
          http://www.reverbnation.com/restraintmusic

    • TucsonChiver

      Chivettes and Oberon….I was an atheist before I saw this.

  • Boooo

    #27 You have my attention!

    • Boooo

      #28 Damn order was changed…

  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #14 wowie!!!

    • Kewlwhip

      3 weeks in a row with no Things That Bounce Thursday… Our Chivettes are sad, John.

    • Kenton

      this one and #49 allow me to survive on this planet

      • Kenton

        aka prime bewbs.

  • dirty toe nail

    #10 The Queen is Dead FTW!!!

    • zoom

      Clown looks like Al Borland from the old "Home Improvement" show.

      Good to see he's found work after Tool Time.

      • Kenton

        how sad are you that no one clicks the "3 Replies" downward-pointing triangle expander… sorry, man. I'll give you a thumbs-up just because you deserve it. I'm from where that show took place. Michigan, and if you can find the episode anywhere online where Tim finds JTT's pot (at first I think they blame the oldest one, but its def the middle one's)

        • Kenton

          its funny.

    • dookie

      mike myers as rmc?

  • Eze_Kiel

    #49 Oh well, hello there

    • Jimmy

      That woman appears to have, how you say in your language? Giant cans?

      • Travis

        LOL!!!!!!

    • dave

      MOAR! please?

    • squirrel

      Shopped

  • back2worknow

    #41 Beer + Ice Cream x (Whipped Cream + Carmel) = Pure Awesomeness!!!

    • I HAD TO

      No. Caramel.

    • Whalers

      Haaa…none of the pics are matching the comments. Sweet.

      • back2worknow

        I'll take the pic that linked! Ass trumps beer!

    • tralfaz

      Plus no pants to boot.

  • MattyDeuce

    #2 Hi, I think you're super hot.

    • Chance

      FOR SURE!!!

  • Gmoney

    #15 Soooo hot!

    • MattyDeuce

      Yeah she is! But she has dirty feet…

      • Frankee

        What feet?

    • Blake

      Those Texas girls !

    • Nick Jacus

      hot except for the dirty ass feet!!! hahaha

    • Nick Jacus

      PUSSY!!!!

  • Joe

    #25 ………………….hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this gives me an idea………………..

    • placenta_smoothie

      eat paper? eat a dog? …i must know..

  • poop

    #2 Gimmie

  • Tbone

    #27 #40 #49 deserve their own post, simply awesome!!

    • Tava

      #40 The force is strong and the gap is long.

  • hello please

    #25 I love women

    • hello please

      LOL dickhead. I meant #28.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Its like you wanted to write Bitches
      …but caught yourself at the last minute

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #31 now THAT is a NUTCRACKER

  • james

    #19 holy mother of god! Smoking hot! #40, doing it very right!

    • james

      Lol #20 no more drinking at work!**

  • Jerrod

    Wtf is #41! Do want!

    • Jerrod

      #42 is what I ment

      • Brother Maynard

        Would you complain about either?

      • guest

        Samuel Adams beer milkshake! Saw it on a menu today at lunch, couldn't get one though.

        • Dale

          Beer with milk? Eww. Barf guaranteed.

  • pritter72

    #28
    FTW!!!

    • JamesMoravia

      Indeed!

    • Frankee

      Moar.. especially face 😛 Yep.. F A C E 😀

    • AleSlayer7

      Epic win!!…very nice indeed

  • pooper

    #4 #5
    can't keep my mind out of the gutter for #4 and #5….

    • DemonIAm

      Um, dude. That's not bad makeup, it's a raccoon. Please refrain for perverse thoughts with the local wildlife.

    • tralfaz

      Dude, it's a raccoon.

    • early happyhour

      Why did so many people get the numbers wrong today???

      • the_mike

        It is drink at work Thursday. Didn't get the memo?

    • Kelley

      "Light and Power District". Hahahaha. Definitely not a Kansas native. Too cute. It's "PNL". ❤ A KC Chivette.

      • Egon

        Wow, you're a bitch.

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