Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (42 Photos)

  • weaksauce

    #8 really poor gun safety there. Pointing them at each other LOL

    • Verbal_Kint

      Sheeeeit.. They ain't loaded…

      • derpy

        no such thing as an unload gun

    • Loko

      think thats in the middle of Wyoming

      • mittens

        I was thinking Texas, but the girls aren't wearing camo.

    • guest

      bet it was a shotgun wedding.

      • Noodles

        That's a wedding? Thought it was a promo shoot for another terrible VH1 reality dating show.

    • Kato

      I feel like if I walk in between this photo, they'll shoot me.

    • somethings

      This was in western Nebraska, no the guns were not loaded and while the picture is misleading, no one was remotely close to aiming their unloaded gun at anyone in the picture. I know this because I was in and submitted the picture.

  • Justine

    #16, #39, #40

    Awww, chive, as a thirty-something mother of 3, you constantly remind me why I'm hopelessly addicted to this website.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Seriously guys?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Nick

        Paula, please go and rain on someone else's parade. You're rated -120p by the chive nation. Yet you constantly come on here and make stupid comments. You clearly love the chive because why would you continually to post comments on just about every new post. Either admit you are a huge Chivette or admit that Paula is actually Mac.

        • Firefighter23

          Actually I think Paula is a gorilla.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well… if I'd reply in the way that I'd like I'd get deleted again, soooo… I'll let it slide this time.

          – yeah I don't have a clue either.

        • deathtopigcops


          • FiveOh

            The best retort you could come up with was to make a slander towards the homosexual community? Well-played, young blood. Chances are most law enforcement officers are in favor of legalization with restrictions similar to alcohol; it's the politicians that aren't.

    • Trav1121

      Thank you for ending the week with a QUALITY comment to start the DAR off, Justine. I couldn't agree with you more! This site and community are capable of some amazing and magical things. *smiling as I quietly smother Paula_'s comment with a text-based pillow* KCCO! Quit struggling, troll!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        HMMBRGMMMBL that! MMGBBMMLL comment! HHHMMMPF was! NNGHHHH up the very moment HNNNNGHHMMBL the DAR went live RGAAAHHHHHH.

        Nobodylooksat42photosMMMBBLLLGMMLLLandwritesMBLLAAAAAHH acomment MMBBLLL aboutitin10seconds!

        – So… you like choking games HMMMMMMBL?

        • Hadenough

          Just Fkn die bitch

    • techno_viking

      Those are some pretty awesome cargo jorts in #16.

    • Patches

      I'm quickly becoming less and less addicted to this site… used to come check it out every day, now it's more like a couple of times a week when I'm really bored. 15 out of 42 photos in this post contain some kind of reference to the chive (t shirts, chive ons, etc)… and that is less than normal lately!
      I come here to look photos of sluts and things that make me laugh – not one huge continuous self-pat-on-the-back advertisement.
      More funny pics, less "hey everyone look how cool we are".

      • http://www.facebook.com/vincent.guzman.54 Vincent Guzman

        Great DAR today chive

        #22 Cant wait for new parks and rec next week

    • Daniel

      Or could it be because your husband is cheating on you with that hot new young intern/neigbour and this is your other 50 shades of ghey-ish way of tuning out your obnoxiously irritating children, while sitting on your arse, gaining weight and tuning out the miserable reality that is your life.

      • CheeseMonkey

        Wow, you are Giant Douchebag. Congratulations

        • Daniel

          Well, I'd rather be a d-bag over being a junkie to a fucking website… Kittens

          The whore loves kittens and ridiculously overpriced green shirts, for babies too!

          You guys are re-fucking-tarded… BILL FUCKING MURRAYYYYYY !!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

          Whoo – Fucking – WASTED WITH A GREEN SHIRT WHICH WAS UK PROPAGANDA AGAINST THE NAZI WAR — Whooo, but we're fucking WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!

          And TITS! and More TITS!… Holy hooker, did you see that ASS!!!!

          You guys are all douches, worshiping a site with recycled pictures from other sites and plagiarized logo

    • Chivalrous

      Also available, http://theberry.com/

  • savagecabbage

    Ooooooh ploppers

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #14 I think a rainbow just fired out of my penis…

    • Verbal_Kint

      please call your urologist… You may have a case of the rain-balls.

      • Firefighter23

        Rain-balls could be a sign of prostate cancer

      • TCChive

        I see you Miss Jameson, I see you….

    • Kilmorea

      That was really funny! Well done haha

    • Big TIm

      I feel like a lightning bolt stuck the tip of mine

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    AAAAAND it STAYS First!

    Oh wait, fuck…

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too 😉 – insanely great"

    • weaksauce

      Forever Failing…..thats our Paula!

    • JWoeBMoneY

      The only reason I don't pluck mine eyes from my own head when I read your posts, is so that a may one day I may see you in person and headbutt you directly in the cocksucker.

      May this message find you in good spirits and health,

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm beginning to like you. We may have a future together yet.

        – no farting on the first date though

        • Red

          Nice reply, shitstain.

        • savagecabbage

          I love you Paula. Your smart and witty remarks brighten my mundane days and i hope to make love to you very very soon

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Tell the admins! Lately they're very cruel to me; deleting my post 'n all… While all this time I'm like [edit: too complex movie reference deleted]!

            – Fan testimonial: "Paula plz for the love all dat is holy I'm born n raised here in Maui n half da reason I get on thechive is to see da arguments n comments from u. Plz plz plz post a pic or email cuz ur either a dude or a real hottie. – islandboi"

          • _DoC_

            "Smart and witty"? You clearly have the IQ of a 3 yr old. Probably just about anything would brighten what must be a never ending sequence of mundane days for you. You probably have a baby mobile above your bed that you stare at and giggle for hours at a time. Please stop encouraging lame trolls. It gives the true "smart and witty" ones a bad name.

        • JWoeBMoneY

          There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Paula. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Paula. A rebel.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I ran your post trough "Google DeBunk (beta)" and this came out:

            "I'm an open book, Paula. I'm easy. You're smart. You don't want to get involved with a boy like me. I'm a living at home basement dwelling comic book reading virgin that hates the world, Paula. A softie."

            – Fan testimonial: "Paula for a troll u r fuckin awesome n it was pretty epic seein u post one of my comments last week. U da man! I think well either way kudos to u! – Islandboi"

            • JWoeBMoneY

              As I plan your demise from my roomate's basement behind my comics, I send you a thousand fuck you's to that dry barren shitbag of a uterus. May Joeseph Smith himself, armed with the righteousness of Muhammad and the stellar looks of Tom Cruise, reign down from the planet Xenu and kick you in the cunt.
              Fuck You,

              • MylesofStyles

                Righteousness of Muhammad? Stellar looks of Tom Cruise? REVERSE TROLLOGY!

              • _DoC_


    • boom roasted

      fuck off paula

    • Charlie

      i think everyone should stop replying to her and stop giving negative ratings so she doesn't get famous off these stupid posts she keeps putting up.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        I'm famous meow? I should get a raise!


        • dieinaFIREpaula

          Please go die in a fire…

    • idif

      Fuck off you obnoxious bitch.

    • Underbaker

      #3 Poor Curiosity, he's been trying to say first for a month now, do you know the lag time from Mars.

  • Chunk Pants

    Current lower back problems #10
    Wish ya a speedy recovery!


      Ya I thought I saw her on FLBP last year.

    • Seattle

      Mooaaaarrrrrr Beautiful….lots moar!! Hope you're doing well!!

    • Jack Henoff

      Those scars are gonna be SEXY!

    • Underbaker

      I'd offer you my service as a hand bra until you recover, but the burly guy in the striped shirt might object.

  • jim

    early dar sweeeeeeet

  • now hear me out

    Kate Middleton has darker nipples then I would have thought

    • weaksauce

      thats what i thought too.

    • Trav1121

      Saw her live during the Olympics and that chick is RIDICULOUSLY good looking. She is on my Freebie list, along with Alison Brie! Wife has RDJr and Marky Mark on hers and I think I am ok with that. Solid choices.

    • Red

      Now if we can just get a bare-ass picture of her sis.

    • Firefighter23

      And today most American males yelled FUCK YA! in celebration of seeing a female british royal naked. Last month all the girls got their turn.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #42 It's a good thing the window is closed.

    – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

    • boom roasted

      fuck off paula

      • trl87

        fuck on paula

        Ahhh, punctuation, you tricksy bastard. Got me again.

    • MeEeee

      Well that doesnt look to be sanitary.

    • FuckYu

      Hey Paula, could you please hate on all the sluts that post pictures of themselves? 🙂
      I'd love to see all the pathetic crowd pleasing chivers rage over it. LOL! ❤ u Paula!!
      You fucking bitch you 😉

  • Todd

    #25 love pinky!!!!

    • Drew

      On a scale of 1 to 10 that ass is a 15

      • hootie

        You're not kidding, my gf is was sitting on the other couch and she saw me mouth "Oh MYGOD" and she started asking what I was looking at…nothing honey, nothing @ all…

    • CCC

      Pinky's ass only masturbates to pics of Pinky's ass.

      Seriously…why hasn't she been to TheChive's office? She needs her own shoot!

      • Drew

        Amen to that brother

    • Chris

      WOW I Miss Pinky!

    • Slauterhause

      I friggin love Pinky. Hot as sin.

    • jason

      need more!! please

  • will


    Happy Birthday, Nick, you lucky bastard.

    • JohnMcClane_

      No shit. Happy birthday…I would send best wishes that it be a good one, but well from the pic I can tell that would be unnecessary…

    • sfb101

      Yes, yes he is!

    • Nick

      but it's not my birthday today.

      • Luis

        Shut up and don't ask questions!!

    • Anaphylaxis

      No lies, I saw naked and shirt…didn't even read or see the comment in the corner.

    • Seattle

      seriously nick… you are a lucky bastard…

    • Joel J

      Thanks Nick for proving to me that my birthday sucked…and I was in Thailand.

      • _DoC_

        Thai boys are a bad choice….but they do suck, that part is correct.

    • BTI

      Im liking the trend of strategically posed naked girls on the chive recently. You chivettes need to keep it up I say MOAR!!

  • HoustonChiver

    #12 "Chew your gum!"

    • ChivinSeattle

      Marlene and Charlene. HA!

      • Michael

        This photo creeps me out.

    • SunflashJT


    • Peter

      Twins, Basil…twins

  • http://twitter.com/EmptyHill @EmptyHill

    October's almost beer

  • SteveMcQueen1

    #22 Ron Swanson is an example to us all

    • Kato

      Aubrey Plaza needs to burn her bra!

  • BigManJones

    #31 could be a brazzers post also

  • james

    #14 sweet baby Jesus that water looks PERFECT! #26 You can send that this way, ill take care of it. #42 I like your style, way to end the D.A.R. Happy iFriday Chivers!

    • Tommy

      There was water?

  • Mad_Hittman

    That moment when you see something like #25 and the words ''DAT ASS'' just appear over your head…


    #21 I think I just found my midnight snack

    • acupofjoe

      At first I thought I read from my midnight sack… yes I'm a bit off.

      • LACHIVER

        I would nominate that gap for the Gap Hall of Fame!

    • Macro

      Let's play spot the Photoshop retouching. You can see where there's noise and no noise.


      • Shirley

        I agree with you, there's definitely PS there, but if she sent it unaltered, you just know some jackass would have mentioned whatever perceived flaws she's touching up. Can't win.

    • Mr_Cellophane


    • Seattle

      I would eat for days….

    • S.lmd

      I didn't realize midnight had so much natural light…

  • Trav1121

    IF John is in Vegas, who put up the DAR? Mac? No wonder it is late! Haha also #22 Hope you enjoyed the fridge pizza, Mac!

  • JohnONeil4

    #8 Sarah Palins family is beautiful

  • beanjamin

    chive on from sunny Slovakia!!!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #12 Please do a Chivette twins photo-shoot. Please.

    • Firefighter23

      If you do Chive I'll reward you with firefighter magical powers! That's what we do right? Give people magic powers? Have I've been on vacation too long? Where am I? Meow meow meow

  • Whoopi_G

    #42 I want to be that counter top.

    • The Joe

      I wanna be that shirt!

      • bob

        I wanna be Nick!

        • Nick

          I am a Nick, but not close enough

  • Spice

    Do it, come in, do it…

    • Reginald

      Get him a proper beer first…

  • first


    • joe

      I think there is a ratio between how hard I laugh and how far the comment-er is from being "first". This one made me chuckle.

    • asdf


    • Seattle


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