Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • adonisallan

    #34. F You too

    • porkie

      F me? No, f you!!

      • Powers

        Twins, Basil…twins!

    • Norbs

      F. You Thuy

    • Vent187

      F the Canucks

    • Med

      I would have also accepted F. You Jr. aka F. You II

  • Aaron

    First

    • adonisallan

      no you're not…lol.

    • Brendan

      F. You

  • The Bandit

    #4…must be blind already…I mean, how stupid???
    #1…wow, the right guys hair looks so natural, like a helmet

    • promises

      like a Lego 🙂

    • Jen

      old people and technology….my mom is the same way. "Where's the ON button!?" "Just give me the fucking camera, mom!"

    • Guest

      It's not stupidity… It's ignorance. Big difference.

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Hey Mom! You're on the DMA! Sweet!

    • The Truth

      You think he's smiling at her jugs but his face is just stuck that way.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #8 How to spot a parent on acid

  • squirrel

    #10 … bite the ice penguin, Santa's a-goin in dry

    • Noah

      They must have some funny-looking penguins where you live

      • MylesofStyles

        I think he did a great job, considering. It's not every day you come across a squirrel who can type.

  • Canuckfan

    #6. Dolphin Dive

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Never Trust Tumbleweed Ever Again.

    • loves sammiches

      Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree, it's just a bush. Nothing to look twice at. Nothing to be alarmed about. This looks like it could be gravy. I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang. Freeze gopher! ~BFM~

    • Macro

      I must go, my people need me.

      • Kristen

        Nobody needs you, you suck.

  • NFLD ROCKS

    Chive on from Newfoundland!!

    • JAFitC

      How odd! Less than an hour ag I was telling my secretary about my trip to L'Anse aux Meadows.

  • maboze1x

    #18 close enough! 🙂

  • Noah

    #18 A single concussion was received that day.

  • RandomTask09

    #34: "One time, at band camp…"

  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #26 Jesus H. Christ America……

    • Southernmost

      Wow, these family trully runs on Dunkin'.

      • Southernmost

        **THIS

    • OneManGOONsquad

      do you think that she is a fetal alcohol syndrome kid, crack baby, retard…what?

      • iChive

        yes.

    • Trailer Ray

      I agree that this whole family should be nuked from orbit, but I cant stop watching the show. Watching how stupid some people really are is just entertaining to me I guess…

      • Llort

        Yes, for me too. Thank you.

      • morebeer

        you are part of the problem

    • uraydo

      Never have a hated a child so much.

      • Rhego

        you've obviously never been on a plane sitting next to a crying baby for 8 hours.

    • Guest

      Dear Chive,
      Can we please put an end to this shit before it gets out of hand.
      Thanks

  • ozzychiver

    BURN WITH FIRE!!! #26

    • aRealRichard

      As opposed to burning it with something else..

      • Yup

        Acid

        • Mark

          Yes I like that. Burn it with acid!

      • vandinz

        Hot water.

      • chelsea_dagger

        Toaster oven.

      • thedude325

        Liquid hot…Magma

      • DaddyD

        Most any Chivette.

      • Iso

        95% hydrogen peroxide

        • MorkMorkMork

          Hey kid! Go play in a blender.

      • Anomanom

        Chlorine Triflouride

    • Needing a Trollop

      Ha…Lawyered

    • reebus

      scolding hot oil..

      • texjosh

        the sun.

  • Richard

    #20 Doesn't matter, had sex.

    • Legion

      With Snow White…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #20 Don't bother, boys. She's frigid.

    • Jen

      a Treesome?

      • DemonIAm

        nope, just a snowjob

        • iChive

          But spend some time heating her up and she'll get all wet.

    • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

      guy or girl on the left?

  • bwaggger

    #14 LEDs much more efficient.

    • sfb101

      Close enough…

  • Manny

    #32 i just hope thats a woman's ass im looking at

    • navydudemanbro

      Lol naww…girls dont fart…………or poop.

    • paulwells55337

      Any girl willing to let you light her farts on fire is marriage material

      • Jen

        thats what i tried to tell my ex boyfriend…

    • nuccabay

      only skeevy stoners fart

      • NotEvenSupposed

        How in the hell are you getting thumbs down for a Jay and Silent Bob reference?

  • Eric_Le_Awesome

    #35 I always thought Master Chief would be taller in person.

    • brocas

      he is the perfect height…his fist is right are crotch level

    • newlimit

      thats jr.

    • Trent

      I see your spiderman and raise you 1 Master Chief!

    • KCO617

      Swag.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Of course, how else would he fit in your XBox?

  • jchenabc

    #13 who is writing the doctor a DUI ticket ?

    • Southernmost

      What are you talking about Willy?

      • dawgbone

        A Doctor Who joke.

    • Anomanom

      Well judging by his driving sometimes…

    • fuckUstan

      fuck off etcrr

  • adonisallan

    #7 Oh look a cameo appearance of red riding hood.

  • eh.

    #1 your united nations are showing, fyi.

  • vincent

    #14 made me think of Pitch Black. Awesome underrated movie IMO…

  • Ash

    I understand not all chivers are from America but theChive is in California and I find it strange when I’m looking at the daily morning awesomeness at 11pm in Alaska… Guess I’ll get more work done tomorrow now since I’ve already looked at it. 🙂

    • Draiden

      Oh Alaska. That weird cousin to America. The one that we know we are related to but we still think is really weird so we just kinda act like they aren't there and we aren't really related to them. So we send them off to our weird step-relative (Canada) so they can stay there for a while and be weird together.

      • Master

        Lol 'merica

      • saltygary

        Yea, can't we just turn them back into a owned territory like Guam? No-one in the contiguous United States really gives a crap about them, we just want the oil and decided to be nice and not bomb them for it. We probably should of just bombed them. Oy vey, lesson learned.

        • saltygary

          And the amount of welfare that we give to the drunk Eskimo's to spend at the bar, Jesus why do we have the Eskimo's bar tab apart of the federal budget? Just makes no sense. Natural Gas FTW!

    • Bry

      South Korea…..total mind fuck with times and it makes it a bitch to order t-shirts before they get sold out!

      • PDiddily420

        But still MUCH easier than North Korea!

  • Bonnie

    #12 Off bitch

    • navydudemanbro

      POWERSLAM!

      • JTMoney

        Actually that would be a back body drop.

        or as Vinny Mac would say, "WHAT A MANEUVER!"

  • Draiden

    #11 I hope he didn't hurt his massive balls when he stuck that landing

  • imjake09

    #1 Whatever you have to say, i completely agree.

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