Nothing about this is sexy (36 Photos)

  • AssClown

    #4 #10
    Boobs are sexy…with a mandatory brown shopping bag.

    • Matt

      Doggystyle was invented for a reason…

    • eric

      exact same thought..

  • dwide schrude

    #8 She'll do….. She'll do just fine.

    • nate33uc

      #24 #25 – im good with these as well schrude

      • dwide schrude

        I didn't fucking ask, cock-smoker.

        • Ron Burgundy

          Well that escalated quickly.

        • Dwide_Schrude

          As there have been many-a-people imitating the original dwide schrude, i have made a profile on intense debate. I am the true dwide schrude. good luck imitating me now.

          and for the record, that was not my comment.

          when in doubt do this little test;

          if it has thumbs down, it aint a true schrude comment!

          • Scandalous

            This is a paradox.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I like her pepperonis

    • guest

      wheres pedobear!

      • Notme

        Small boobs do not mean under age

    • Jezza67

      Mmmm, pizza and bewbs.

    • sixdeadelves

      bitches be crazy

  • IrishInNJ

    #5 Is that KK? #8 is sexy and stocked.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yes you can tell by the outline of the huge bug eyed retard sunglasses she wears

      • Runner

        Goggle tan…skiing

        • Jack Wagon

          chive, there is some seriously fucked up shit here.

    • poop

      Goggle tans are way sexy. If you saw this chick boarding or sking you would wish so bad you were on the chair lift with her.

      • realio

        I would push her off the lift in the interests of humanity

  • Him.

    #8 I disagree..

    • HatBomb

      I just call this efficient. The more you eat, the better the picnic gets.

    • 6655321

      Pizza and women. Why is that not sexy?

  • MOAR

    Why, Chive? Why?

  • Question_Mark_

    #20 Ministry of Magic denies you entry!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #4 #10 #13 Too bad they can't be unseen

    • Kristen

      Too bad you're fucking retarded.

      • Tiber_Septim

        oh I see immature rants ok, I can get into this: too bad the best part of you ran down your mom's leg

    • Geezer

      #4 looks like something that I shit out after a night of too much beer and mexican food

  • Steve

    #8 and #16 are hotter then hot

    • notchucknorris

      put down the beer and j man nothing is sexy here

      • Steve


  • Fappy McFapperson


    • rikooprate

      You got me rollin at my desk buddy. Thx…

    • Mr Smitty

      M'mmm Cherry Chapstick.. Can I eat it?

      • Critical

        haha u wanna split that stapler?

    • Murph1908

      During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb!

      • StevieB

        Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #31 is just tragic… It made me sad.

    • Jen

      i bet some of yall would hit that… come on. how many beers?

      • Verbal_Kint

        If not enough to kill me, at least enough to make me go blind…

      • rikooprate

        It would require a) a pass out b) some popsicle sticks and duct tape c) the thought of rape and DIY on her mind.

      • Martin

        METH – Not even once!!

  • ...

    not only is #25 sexy shes also ready to make me a sandwich its win win

    • JAFitC

      Yeah, but she's frigid.

  • HotMomma

    At least #8 has a great sense of humor and she looks pretty good to me.

  • Hipster joe

    #32 would have sex with the three on the left while the bug girl watched.

    • NorCal420

      just tell the girl on the far right "im not digging your diet plan"

  • rikooprate

    #25 You made the wrong call Chive-o. #31 GOOD LORD! What the f*ck IS that thing???

    • Skywalker

      its Jaba

    • Daniel Tosh

      I'm cool with fat people they'll be holding the zombies back while I get away in the zombie apocalypse

      • Bob

        Or she'll try and eat you, look at the size of her. I feel sorry for the hot girl on the left.

        • Big Joe

          It's try TO eat, not try AND eat, dumb fuck.

          • Bigger Joe

            It's "It's "try to eat". There, fixed that for you.".
            FYI, between the two of you, you've proved Bob's the winner in life.

  • Tara

    #25 is adorable if you ask me.

    • JAFitC

      Yeah, but she'll just give you the cold shoulder.

      • That's Questionable

        That joke was just cold

        • Eric_Le_Awesome

          I don't know. It seemed pretty cool to me.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Wherever and Whenever….my kind of chicks.

    • The_Ger

      Meh…human centipedes aren't really my thing.

  • bau5s

    Can you guess which one of these is Paula?

    • Gen0


    • guest


    • socalmarti

      I'm gonna have to go with #4 or #21 based on her profile pic.!!!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs


    Those crazy Europeans…..

    • Master_Rahl

      at least #20 looks like she's standing in a bidet instead of a toilet. Classy, ya know?

  • rob


    Her lips look like a puckerd a-hole

    • black27696

      Her nose looks….man…

      I can't even come up with a coherent joke for someone that ugly.

    • Huell

      Good thing they circled the forehead. Would've never noticed.

  • echogeo

    That reminds me, I have to get a pumpkin for Halloween.

  • chicago

    #14 cool, got the period, love ya to. [wipes brow]

  • Tommy

    #18 Yo curves be kickin'

    #24 Almost perfect… No pretentious fashion accessories please. Ironically, it makes you look cheap.

    • Dave

      #18 Wrong Hole!

  • morebeer

    #31 #32 A wild snorlax appears!

    • guest

      HAHA or honey boo boo all growed up!?

      • Anonymous

        Snorlax blocks your path….

  • misschris

    #4 I swear I jumped back in my seat a little. Yikes!

  • twoedges

    #25 is super cute. FIND HER!!!! NAOOOO!!!

    • Sammy

      She is super cute…find her. Need MOAR of her.

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