Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 that was my day!

    • Master_Rahl

      hear hear, did a whole lot of nothing today.

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        except chiving. i did a lot of that, thank god
        cheers, beers

        • Felcus

          I was productive……..ly trolling theCHIVE for new posts all day.

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    • back2worknow

      Except listen to Gangham Style!

    • bobaso

      amen! same here..

  • saltygary

    Romney's a COCK!!!

    • Lukeatmacock

      Obamas a PUSSY…

      • saltygary

        Well Hillary does have the biggest balls in the group.

      • Anon

        I'm not sure I like where this is going….

      • inigo montoya

        Together they are … WYLD STALLIONS!

        • Owen Smithers

          LOL…excellent redirect. Props!

    • Obama the destroyer

      You're a cock.

    • saltygary

      By By reputation! Fuck Romney it's worth it, that piece of shit. I'm not even a Obama fan but I am all set with some rich guy trying to get into office to take my last pennies and give him to his rich friends.

      • Obama the destroyer

        Ya….Romney's the one you have to worry about stealing your last pennies. Get a clue salty….

        • its_forge

          Record has shown Romney's fucked over a thousand times more people than Obama could even if he were the muthafuckin' President for Life.

          • sheoncebelieved

            that's the biggest load of shit statement here

            • its_forge

              Rmoney was the CEO of a company that bought US corporations, fired everybody, sold off all their shit and moved all the jobs to China. Bain Capital practically invented outsourcing. He's not only completely unapologetic about the fact that he personally is responsible for about 2 or 3 percent of the 8.1% unemployment level in the US today, but he thinks unemployed people are shitass freeloaders that rich aristocrats like him shouldn't concern themselves with. He's the biggest asshole who's ever held public office in the US and that is **really** saying something.

          • Obama the destroyer

            Romney Personally Paid for VA Hospital Milk Weekly for Two Years… Annonymously

            In Real Estate Deal, Romney Made His Loss a Couple’s Gain

            Just two quick examples of Mitt Romney doing good. I challenge you, its_forge, to find ONE example of Obama doing anything like that.

            • its_forge

              Ah so what you're saying is, giving to charity means Rmoney is a better man than Obama.

              You realize that is completely opposite the point of giving to charity, right? You're supposed to give to charity because people need help and you can help them, not so you can say SEE, I GAVE ALL THIS TO CHARITY AND YOU DIDN'T, SO I'M AWESOME AND YOU SUCK. That doesn't make you a good man, that makes you an *asshole.*

        • Dustin

          internet's dumbest comment ^^^^^

      • garythesaltdouche

        You are a douche

        • saltygary

          "salt douche" has a way better flair to it.

      • Owen Smithers

        Obama's already prez, bro.

      • 5eagles

        Newsflash: Obama's rich and has rich friends too…

        • its_forge

          Newsflash: The real rich assholes like Republicans better because they don't have to coerce them to do their bidding, Republicans do whatever the ruling class wants without ever questioning a thing.

          • its forgegotten

            The stupid runs stong in this one.

          • lols

            by the very definition they have to do what they tell them because they are the ruling class

    • guest

      Screw all politicians!

      Over 90% of politicians were lawyers before they became politicians, so why do people think that when someone goes from being a lawyer to a politician they automatically become honest and trustworthy?

      • Tommy

        Your comment is useless.

        • guest

          Just like yours

        • ghostofmlg

          His comment is accurate.

          • Dan

            Unlike yours

    • Mackin

      Okay, so I agree with you, basically, but with so many forums to talk politics, either with grown up words or immature insults like this, why do that here? Do you think this helps anyone? Entertains anyone? Converts anyone to your way of thinking? Is some Romney fan sitting at home drinking a beer and scrolling DAR, but when he sees this he's motivated to switch teams?

      • saltygary

        Nope, completely agree with you. There were no comments and I just didn't want to say "first". I had a Romney stump speech in the background and my comment was the first thing that flew in my head. Would rather get down-votes for saying something immature about a dumb politician than getting down-votes for firsties.

        • Salt on the Wound

          Well done sir!

        • Meowmix

          Then…just don't comment…

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive
    • Art

      "Romney is a cock" has -63 and "Obama is a pussy" has +21. I always thought this site would lean kinda left as opposed to right but maybe not.

      • Owen Smithers

        I think people are waking up a little and starting to see a bigger picture than who is going to give them 'free' stuff. We're a nation of laws, not of any man/woman, and we're not even following our prime law anymore (the Constitution) very well.

        • Leeks

          Or people have short attention spans, and think Obama is the worst thing ever because he hasn't yet fixed all the problems that he inherited. Thus they want change regardless of whether or not the other guy is a better option.

          If the Republicans in congress weren't so dead set on not allowing Obama to accomplish anything, even things they would normally agree with, those thumbs would be very very different right now.

          • Just curious

            What did the republicans obstruct while Obama had a fillibuster proof democratically controlled congress?

            • Indeed

              He didn't…the Republicans stopped Franken from joining the Senate until right before Kennedy died.

          • Obama the destroyer

            Obama had a super majority in Congress and failed to fix anything because he is incapable and unqualified to fix anything. Nice try on your argument though. Please play again.

            • Indeed

              See my comment above dumbass. And if you think everything can be fixed in a few months, you are absolutely batshit crazy. Which makes sense, since you think Romney will do something to benefit you.

    • ghostofmlg

      That's no way to talk about the next leader of the free world.

  • crustybubblechunks

    I love seeing the DAR before I leave work for the day

    • Needlegun13

      Me too – that was boss. Specially since mine wasn't around!!!

    • JustChive

      You got it, #49 sure is a nice way to end the work day.

    • Felcus

      Except when it's too early. Then it feels like morning again. Kind of. But then beer.

    • Early Dar is...Early

      Agreed, it is as though the day is completed when the DAR is early!

    • guest

      Indeed! I am just glad this DAR didn't suck as much as keystone light does. I don't care how many DAR's you sponser I am not drinking that crap.

  • c.ash

    early dar is awesome(er) dar!

    • Boo

      #11 Crikey, that croc has only got one front leg!

    • Big_James

      #40 What does she mean 'Working the hotel tonight' does that mean she is a hooker? Just trying to understand.

  • Tillman61

    #10 Not many photos make me wish I was younger, but this one does. Awesome.

    • nate33uc

      you can have her. I call dibs on far right #1

      • nate33uc

        FAR LEFT!! I swear i meant far left

        • inigo montoya

          nice recovery

        • dawgbone98

          Your heart spoke first.

        • Woop

          Hilarious haha

  • nate

    #20 Atta girl

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #14 "we will happily trade if thats at all possible," said everyone

    • Firefighter23

      We could call Beiber like TuMock or something since it seems he's mocking good music

    • Mikey

      2Pac = Overrated

      • Mikey Hates Blacks

        Your Mom is overrated…kisses

      • TrueChive

        @Pac died at 25yo, your dumbass comment is invalid

        • TrueChive


          • weezer

            You tried to capitalize the 2…lol

    • OmahaDude

      I'd like to offer a reward to the dude that is able to punch Justin Bieber in the face, hard, in front of the cameras. Like, hard. To the point of knocking teeth out.

      • keystone183

        Why you so mad, bro. Not crushing any ass of your own?

      • El_Hefe

        then get ass raped by his bodyguards

    • RicH

      Why is it if your skin is white everyone can see how retarded you look dressed like that, but put someone of another race in those clothes and it is magically OK?

  • Master_Rahl

    #9 WHEW! That was a close one. We don't want to give away Frozone's secret identity.

    • Owen Smithers

      Captain Redaction to the rescue!


    #8 Lucky Bastard!!

    • loves sammiches

      I had to #7 after seeing #8

    • loves sammiches

      Oh…and #20, and #33, and #49

    • Confunded

      I don't get it, she just stares at the wall?

      • AFCAJAX

        She's on her phone.

    • Hipster joe

      You're doing it wrong. The cups go in the front and hold up your breasts.

      • AFCAJAX

        I'm assuming you've seen a girl put on a bra…if you have then you should know what she's doing.

    • Guy

      My ex gf!!!

      • MattyDeuce

        Don't lie to make friends.

    • Word

      Doesn't look like she has very big boobies, so not all that great

  • ishakethatbear

    # 4 is probably a super freak in bed, good for her.

    • Nahvis


    • Chiver


      • gunner

        That's exactly what I was thinking. She's a Naughty one.

    • Anomanom

      She's a supa freak, supa freak. She's supa freaky!

  • pimpninjaa

    #14 fucking-a-right Pichard

    • CDNDollar

      Biebs is outta control.

  • VedHead77

    #8 – Could use a hand. Or two.

    • Firefighter23

      Yes if she has two more hands she could look like a sexy version of Gorro and my fanfic would become reality

      • VedHead77

        Not what I had in mind, but I'll take it.

  • Merica

    Suprise, Mericia is a little larger

    • Kat

      and nobody wants to be close to her tooo lol

  • negativesm00th


    Ahhhh hahahahahahaha.

    Well done, well done.

    • pantry

      Its not gay in a 3 way.

      • TheBetterMan

        Naked Dudes high fiving is gay, doesn't matter what else is going on, if that's your thing, that's your thing, don't gotta lie to kick it

  • VedHead77

    #16 – Ewe guys are awesome.

    • Firefighter23

      Definitely no sheepish about making that rescue

    • Greens21

      No hesitation, Ram right in and grabbed it

    • moose_nutz

      I see what you did there.

    • Joe

      I see What Ewe Did there………..Clever!

    • ThatGuy

      I hate all of you, only because I didn't think of these jokes first.

    • Owen Smithers

      That's the punniest thing I've read all day!

    • jreddy23

      Grabbed her right in the chops

    • PNB

      Hey, MacCloud, get offa my ewe.

    • Mrmin24

      Nice work guys.

      Why didn't the camera man help?

  • DDD

    #15 Oh the amount of FAPPING that will happen that night….

    • Jimmy

      Do people really fap to half naked girls? I thought that was what the category "ass banging" on xhamster was for.

  • Hank442

    #49 Saving the best for last!

    • reclaimer

      tig o bitties!

    • eri

      tiffany crystal

  • jreddy23

    #1 I'm not gonna look to closely, but at least they were able to fit all 50 Stars on it.

    • US Chiver

      Why does the fat chick have to be America? God dammit….

      • BSS

        Reality sucks

      • kent

        Because people are addicted to US-bashing. There are a lot of non-Americans who depend on it like it's a crack fix. It allows them to avoid acknowledging their own problems which are often the same or worse.

        • Urethra Franklin

          Shut up

        • videologic

          Its not that people think you have worse problems, its that you only ever hear americans bragging that their country is the best in the world, ive never heard anyone from other country except scotland

          • Kyle

            I'm guessing you haven't been to Australia.
            They are as aggressive with the bragging and flag-waving and yet still rag on Americans for doing the same stuff they do.

      • gunner

        Because the majority of Americans are over weight. Its sad but true.

        • tech98

          The UK has a higher obesity rate than the US, the highest among developed countries.

          • Artemis Clyde Frog

            False. The current index is nauru, u.s., mexico, new zeland, chile, canada then u.k.

        • Notknowing

          'merica FAT yeah!

      • AshleyG

        My thought exactly

      • _DoC_

        Shes not fat, shes just scaled up.

      • paws

        American exceptionalism

    • jreddy23


    • MickeyC

      If you counted the stars, then I'd say you were looking pretty closely.

      • Geoff

        …at that size, a blind 'merican could count stars

    • Pr0n

      One of these things is not like the others….

    • MattyDeuce

      I'm a little sad that the US girl is the big one, but I would gladly trade her for Portugal.

      Don't Google it people, she's the one right next to Old Glory!

      • RicH

        Too true

    • john

      I like the greek one most.


    #20 Black KCCO always makes everyone feel/look better!

    • Chiver_Sammy

      You're doing it right…MOAR

      • Kat

        I want my Canadian KCCO shirt…I've been waiting for 2 weeks now…can't be a first time chivette without the shirt…so what's taking soo long?

        • JamesMoravia

          Please tell me when your pic gets posted. Thanks

        • back2worknow

          Check your tracking number (If you have one.) I ordered a white Chive shirt and it never came. Had to email multiple times before I even got a response. Now I ordered 2 black KCCO got 1 yesterday (my friends) but the other is still not here and the Post Office has no record of the tracking number being mailed. It might be worth a shot to submit a request on theCHIVERY for an update. Keep your fingers crossed. So far I am less than impressed with theCHIVERY. For what we pay for the shirts, the service should be better!

          Well the 2nd KCCO Black shipped yesterday 1 week later! But I still stand by my comment about the service improvement in theCHIVERY. Communication when there is a delay or problem would be welcome and appreciated. When the website claims "orders of in-stock merchandise ship out the business day following order placement" and my order shows shipment on 9-15 but the Post Office does not even receive notification of shipment until 9-20, communication of the delay would have appropriate. I am glad things look like they are finally moving in the right direction, but I believe this will be my last order with theCHIVERY (already got my green KCCO and hopefully my black soon.) Although if hoodies are released, I may have to revise my last statement.

        • Chiver_Sammy

          Kat, looking forward to seeing…

    • deuces_sk

      This one made my day… MOAR would be appreciated.

    • Geoff

      Jeezus…enough of these slut-pig "Chivettes"!

    • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

      My new KCCO black has the gold foil label, but not the bar code thingy. 😦

      • Yeah

        It didn't have the QR code? My new KCCO black did. Inside of the shirt, on the right side?

        • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert


    • Mike

      I didn't know they enhanced that black ones, too…. fuck doodles.

      Gonna need to buy one next time!

    • Petey


  • OhioChiver

    #16 Good karma, its coming your way.

    • MMK

      Or lamb chops….but sure, I bet they did it for Karma.

      • gclark

        Gotta save that $20-$40 piece of meat.

    • thatguy

      Unless you look at these images in reverse order…

  • http://twitter.com/bricfox @bricfox

    #1 Haters gonna Hate!!

    • Greg

      The Italian girl only has one arm!

    • Owen Smithers

      Our flag is bigger than YOOOUR flag!

  • Sea Sick Steve


    Go on…

    • Chiver_Sammy

      Yes…please don't let us stop you…

  • Tiber_Septim

    #36 still hot

    • Tec


    • Nick

      What is her name?

      • oughtnot

        Enji Night …. it's in the text of the first picture.

    • whackado

      both are spectacular!

    • SeamusO

      Still Super!

    • VagusNC

      Not only is she pretty beyond belief, she's super sweet and talented. She has some really great work on deviantart.

    • Baz-the-Lil

      is it possible to get hotter? Strip out of the super suit to find out! Film At Eleven!

  • Laura

    #44 do not want

    • MattyDeuce

      I'm going to guess that she gives terrible handjobs.

      • Guest

        She's clearly going to use her strong hand…..

  • http://thechive.com/ no_angel

    #33 all the chive gear, yet she won't show her face… what up wit dat?

    • Chiver_Sammy

      I guess I didn't notice that…

      • http://thechive.com/ no_angel

        point taken.

    • theeDICKsmith

      She has a face?

      • snacksnack

        That would be a man, man.

    • Cock Rodrane

      Probably for fear that your bad grammar and spelling will find her.

    • M Daff

      i'm about 99% sure it's pinky/r2 girl

    • El_Hefe


      • davoinc

        girl is probably a stunner, doesn't mean she wants her boss/relatives/friends to find her missing clothes online

        especially if you're a teacher or something bye bye career

    • Nixe

      Probably ashamed of her filthy carpet. Those socks…gahh.

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