Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Lower

    Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse, awesome.

    • Mah


      • SmokeyTheBear

        First real LOL all day.. Fuckin A Chive ty!!

  • etcrrsux

    u sound like etcrr

    • etcrr

      I do suck, but it is for women only, Obsess much?

      • stan

        welcome back jacktard.

      • Sleep_Salone

        Open letter to the Chivers

        How is it a troll who is intensly hated by most everyone somehow gets 154 votes up? When what she says, has little or nothing of any value.

        Especially when her goal is to reach a plus score. So how is she managing to do that? Well I did some research, it turns out you can buy a plug

        in on-line for 45 dollars american and it by-passes the Perma-Link. So you can effectively keep voting yourself up. The only other way is if you

        OWN the site and you can by-pass it anytime you like. After a several hour confrontation with the people who run paula this is what one of them

        had to say: "Chive guy • 3 hours ago iIf you knew who Paula really is it would blow your feeble mind". So the boys in the office run paula,

        isn't that right LG

  • yup

    Keeping his virginity safe! #1

    • kigero

      It's like he let Rob Liefeld dress him

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Grab a hose bro.

  • bb.


    • CallMeYork

      Many people would suggest that you should die in a fire or something along those lines, I'm quite a nice person though, so I won't. I do however hope that you stub your toe some time in the near future, or possibly step on some lego when shoeless.

      • DaddyD

        I am not so nice. I hope you die in a fire.

        • stiffler

          I hope you step on lego during your attempt of escaping the fire you are dying in.

  • thebigbangdito


    Fast Recovery-KCCO


    Worst game ending ever. They really need the old refs back

    • TheNoid


    • Kodos

      Seems to me the owners need to lighten up first… damn tight-asses

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #5 Invincibility code: On

    • TGM

      Should be God Mode

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #7 That's some nice pussy right there.

    • : /


    • dawgbone98

      That guy approves.

  • hater

    #20. These refs are fucking ridiculous.

    • Jasper

      You know what else is ridiculous??? Not knowing how to bat down a ball on a hail mary at the end of a game. Looks like Jennings needs to learn the game a little more. Everyone knows you dont go for the INT on the last play hail mary. Its just common sense.

    • thom

      Go Seahawks!

      • ChivetteKellie

        Yeah Hawks! I loved the game. ❤

    • Kodos

      so is the League.. so are the owners.. so are the sheep-like fans for putting up with this shit

  • luke

    #22 he learned early

  • Car Ramrod


    Mother of God…

    • maboze1x

      FLBP and burned!

      • Jaynugg

        She has tiny tits….

        • Fragtastic

          Shut the hell up… I need this!

    • MOAR

      Check her out in the movie Babymakers. The movie is eh but she looks AMAZING.

      • caleb

        I expected a whole shit load less. Not too shabby of a flick and Olivia played her role great. I said load.

    • http://twitter.com/HarryBallz98 @HarryBallz98

      Who the fuck is she?

      In the words of a famous wise, no, wait, white man…. "shhhhwwinggg"

      • CJizzle699

        olivia munn…learn about her

        • Big guy

          She shows the puppies off in Magic Mike. Not bad!

    • JohnD

      I was still smiling from laughing at #24 and then I saw #25 and my face went blank as I stared in awe. Amazing

    • funkmaster


    • Jezza67

      Care about nothing else. Skipped straight from that photo to here.

  • 3MC

    #18 Tom Hanks is pretty fly for a white guy.

  • umpa


    and suddenly a cat…

    • DrGarnicus


    • carnut1969


  • Lower

    #18 love it

  • Semperfi1985

    Do you guys really fight to see who can post first? Get a life, not for my own person satisfaction, but for your own. Really. No one gives a shit who posts first. UNPLUG DUDE! Go camping, go to the Sea. This is a short life….LIVE it. Nuf said. Peace………

    • JWoeBMoneY

      Said the guy trolling The Chive comment page.

    • socket2me

      Camping ? Which server is that ?

  • MrObv


    • wtf

      that fucking thing lists for $450!!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        450 just to like Casper? Sheeesh

  • Teebotch86

    Real life assassins creed? #26

    • Devin

      Eagle vision

  • Tiber_Septim

    #11 KCCO and congrats get well soon

  • Rae

    #4 Gnome Man's Land

    • gnomer

      demilitarized gnome

      • JWoeBMoneY

        Gnome man left behind!

        • DickFister

          om gnome gnome

          • crackbaby

            gnome country for old men

            • Isaac

              gnome you didin't ??

  • RealZoo

    #22…Places everyone…..and action!!! #25 FTW!!!

  • wanderer


  • yoav^^^

    #35 yea… seems about the right thing to do

    • Iceman2509

      Ten bucks they all have hardons and are embarrassed to get out of the pool.

      • Woop

        10 bucks i got a hard on and i want a close up of the pic

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          you want a close up pic of your hard on?

      • Med

        who says "hardon" anymore?

        • socket2me

          people that dont care about being "cool" ?

    • Kevrhutch

      GIF?? Please!

      • Yeah

        Of 4 under age girls?

        • Llort

          You only assume they're underage… they could very well be over 18. They look good and that's what matters! Looking never hurt.

        • Devin

          Boobs, bro.

  • SkofeALofe

    #24 He was seen driving an '84….sheepdog

    • Si1entStatic

      no worries, It turned out to be Donald Trump taking a leisurely drive thru upper New York….

  • Assemble

    Stayed up to buy Avengers at midnight and got to see DMA oh and olivia Munn… Night complete #25

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 Bob out for a walk? that escalated quickly

  • TonyM

    #34 Perfect pairs… except for that kid on the left.

    • ...


    • DrWar

      C-C-Combo breaker

    • Pit_Boss

      I know nothing is blood related, but your sister marrying your brother in law seems like the beginning of how to keep your family tree from forking. Just saying.

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