Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Frank

    #30 and #33 BOOOOM!

    • CowboyGeek

      sooooo perfect. wouldn't be able to pick just one. please, more more more more moooooooore!!! don't suppose anyone knows who they are?

  • john locke

    taco's

    • Dwide_Schrude

      tacos*

      nice try tho, jeremy bentham

      • http://twitter.com/Justin_LS1 @Justin_LS1

        *though Learn to spell before you busy his balls.

        • http://twitter.com/NickGauss_0 @NickGauss_0

          Irony is awesome

        • MattyDeuce

          Bahaha, I'm sure you meant bust? But I would gladly have someone "busy" my balls too.

        • Dwide_Schrude

          The 'tho' was an obvious abbreviation. Learn to use common sense before attempting to act smart.

          • BaconZombie

            Tho is not an abbreviation, just laziness.

          • kigero

            If it's an abbreviation then use a apostrophe. Your reply should have use quote marks e.g "tho". Just KCCO.

            • Dwide_Schrude

              No.

              • Jordan

                Why is abbreviation such a long word???

                • kigero

                  Jordan, you are awesome

      • Mark

        Who says the taco can't be posessive? Why do we have to live in a world where the tacos can't have things? It's the taco's cheese, not yours.

        • DaddyD

          Not cho cheese

    • Hennifer Lopez

      I eat tacos y burritos

    • Jack

      You people are weird.
      I have no idea what you speak of.

      • Nada Pendejo

        Yo quiero taco bell…..

  • Kiki

    I love you Chive!

    • Kiki

      & #14 #24 #30 #33 #45

  • paulson

    #2

    Mr. Clarkson, you're my hero

    • NorCal420

      is that not Stephen Fry?

      • Runner

        No, it's Jeremy Clarkson, host of Top Gear

    • Pr0n

      World's most sarcastic man. Gotta love him.

    • dan

      Physics backs up this man's statement, he's a genius

      • PianoFingers

        In some cases, but not all. Shoot a bullet with a gun at someone, and they will not die from the bullet slowing down, but from the damage made by the fast bullet (as compared to the minor damage made by a hypothetical slow bullet *thrown* at them).

        • max

          you must be fun at parties.

    • zaffa

      A seriously under rated funny mother fucker

      • http://www.facebook.com/david.noble.56 David Noble

        Not strictly true; it's the change in momentum that kills you. If you get hit by a speeding car, then its suddenly becoming mobile that does the damage.

        • Paulo

          Almost, but not quite. It's the high *rate* of change of momentum that kills you.

    • Big Poppa

      Kid crying in the supermarket Clarko asks 'why are you crying?'
      Kid says through tears 'my mummy won't get me sweeties'
      Clarko says ' neither will my mum but i'm not f#cking crying'
      i left the supermarket in tears—-of joy. true story

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #41, Dont need to see the face.Girl, you're beautiful.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Why on earth don't these lazy bitches learn how to swim?
      But nooooo, they're americans… Lazy! They just have floatation devices surgically built in.
      Asshats.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial:"The biggest question for me is, where did you get the idea you have "fans"? – Spx1"

      • savagecabbage

        Silence Paula. I know my Bangers and they're real and they're spectacular. Send us a picture of yours… i might consider throwing you a hate fuck

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          They're artificially enhanced flotation devices. AND pushed up. AND she's not a real blonde.
          Damn, the longer I look at those pics the moar disappointing they get.
          Oh and pay moar attention to BYB every meow and then. But then again; Chivers suck at seeing subtle hints.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "I love you Paula. Your smart and witty remarks brighten my mundane days and i hope to make love to you very very soon – savagecabbage"

          • Fake Love

            Fake boobs, fake hair, fake nails, in essence you're saying she's made in China?? Fuck off Paula.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              No dummy, made in the USA of course!

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – Fan testimonial: "I'm not going to lie, I was pretty excited when I got a notification that I got a reply from "Paula_" the other day. Troll on, Paula…troll on."

          • savagecabbage

            Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhh she remembered…I take back the hate fuck remark… Still would though. Wait, i think she's trying to tell us something.

        • Jake

          There's no way those are real. I agree with Paula.

      • Bee

        Ha! They are 100% real, that is not a push up bra as I don't own one, and I am a true, sun bleached blonde. 🙂

        • Blackfiveoh

          Proof please

          • whale hntr

            im with 5-0 on this one, proof or ill take my chances and request more from #43

        • Mr. McGibblets

          Slammin… looks like the chick from the big bang theory

      • majorfathead

        She exists so she and her breastseses must be real

    • Daniel Tosh

      gotta have teeth

    • http://www.facebook.com/robert.bence.14 Robert Bence

      she has a lifeproof case and did not take off the sticker on the back. lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/robert.bence.14 Robert Bence

        off

        • Ford

          Haha I was going to comment the same thing I just wanted to see if someone else beat me too it. I like how she was so excited to take that pic she forgot to remove the sticker!

          • FF josh

            Quit all the hatin'!! This girl is unbelievable 👍

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    By the beard of Zeus…. #6 #26

    • thepoopsmith

      Great Oden's Raven!!

    • the chobe

      more like carpe that fucking ass

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      #6 to go!

  • GI Joe

    Scroll damn you scroll ..

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    #51

    You watch porn too?

  • GI Joe

    Sigh…….

    • nasjkm

      #45 Fine…it was a touchdown.

  • Jeff Lebowski

    #51 BOOM goes the dynamite

  • Dwide_Schrude

    We should have blue shells on chive… to kill whoever comments first

  • Physed33

    #33. Love the yoga pants!!! #18 Absolutley gorgeous!!

    • hater

      Anybody else notice the ironic cross above her bed?

      • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

        where's the irony?

    • SOhioChiver

      you can keep the yoga pants, I love the Chivette! So hot want to touch the hiney!

    • CheeseMonkey

      I second that girl in yoga pants is smokin hot. I think my screens starting to melt

  • Brandon

    #5 White Whales Can't Jump

    • Biggus Diccus

      For some reason I always think these whales look retarded

      • A BiPolar Guy

        I heard they feel the same about us

    • Chocofishez

      hahaha n1

    • Vent187

      Laughed way to hard at that..

  • Brent

    #3 FIND HER! We need MOAR!!!!!

    • Boston Rugger

      Just cruise down Newbury St for her

      • jakeofhearts

        I ❤ MILFs

      • KyleHeier

        I now suggest she finds a bodyguard

    • zaffa

      We need to find her some new pants

      • What_Tha

        Pants are unnecessary

        • Aleksandra

          I agree! Hahah:))

    • Aga

      Her name is Aleksandra and she is Polish. She is also my best friend 🙂
      Btw, those are not her kids. She is their nanny.

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Where might you & Aleksandra be imbibing tomorrow night?

      • Aleksandra

        Hahahahaha Aga! I love you!!!:) yes, they are not mine but I love them like they were:) chive rocks!:))

  • The Zapper

    #43 Nice

    • Noname

      It's like a beautiful pinata that you want to break open with your penis.

    • OmahaDude

      ^^^ Nice? Understatement of the year…

    • chiver

      this is SO much better than those cheesy tattoo facsimiles

    • Chiver_Sammy

      This is permanently engraved in my mind…MOAR please.

  • AB

    #9 Dat Ass

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #33 OMFG!!!1!!!

    Look at that metal hook! She could hurt her eye!!1!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs."

    • LocoMonkey

      I love you Paula !!!

      • CheeseMonkey

        I love Lamp!!

    • Devin

      WTB Pics of Paula's boobs.

    • Med

      Paula, why must you always mistype and do "!!1!" i understand maybe the last exclamation mark being a 1 but how on earth do you mess up the 3rd one?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Practice. Years and years of practice. And Karma.

        Thank you for paying close attention ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "My first Paula interaction! Meow listen, love your trolling. Keep it up. – Lowrent75"

  • Kelowna Chiver

    #51 has become one of my favorite Chivettes! Stop playing pandaria and start posting more again!!! #45 ah now I see why the refs did what they did. I forgive you…..

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #3 That's a yummy mummy!

    • Name

      She's not an old, preserved Egyptian!

      • Aleksandra

        no I'm not:)

    • Never

      Orrrrr….a beautiful baby snatcher. But hopefully not.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #19 Skeet Skeet

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yeah thats what it looks like when I fertilize eggs

      • ^o^

        Assertive Egg-Popping Action

  • bob_the_cook

    #31- Awesome!
    #32- Out-fucking-standing. You are a model of friendship.

    • JohnMcClane_

      Agreed on both counts.

    • Ryan

      Reminds me of how shitty a friend I was to one of my used to be friends. Fuck me.

    • some-dude

      #32 Got some dust in my eyes…

    • NorCal420

      #31 brought a tear to my eye
      #32 made several more fall

      KCCO

    • SPZander

      Ian buddy story not completely accurate… it's Ian's younger brother not a buddy; Chad has visited his big brother Ian approx 75 times, not a weekly Friday. But these facts don't make the picture any less awesome. Good brother's and we are indebted to Ian's service.

      It's a perfect autumn Sunday and Chad Weikel is sitting outdoors, having a beer with his big brother, Ian. Chad's beer is resting in the cup holder of his folding chair. Ian's is propped up against his headstone.

      Army Capt. Ian Weikel, 31, was killed in action in Iraq on April 18, 2006, so this is how they visit now.

      • bob_the_cook

        who says brothers can't be buddies, and buddies can't be brothers? I would do the same for my Marine brother if (god forbid) this happened to him.

        • Really?

          It's a truly touching story, as long as it's just a beer. Nothing worse than visiting a grave, getting drunk and ending up putting someone else in a grave because you chose to drink and drive.

          • Football Friends

            Shut up debbie downer.

    • AndreUSMC

      what I've come to notice is that no matter how many amazing photos there are on DAR like #32. All you'll see are pathetic cries for "MOAR!" from guys who probably can't go to the bar and pick up a chick like a normal man. That being said thank you, thank you for being awesome and noticing a great picture when you see one

      • bob_the_cook

        You're welcome, and thank you for what you're doing. I have to notice these things. My brother is also a Marine.

    • biggles

      #32 makes me sad.

    • broncosoldier07

      The coolest thing about this story is that it turned out to be his brother not just his buddy. The second coolest thing is my daughter attends a school named after CPT Weikel, on Ft. Carson!!!!

  • GFJ

    #51 i agree

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Seconded!

    • bla bla

      i would like to ejaculate on her boobs.

  • Average Johnnie

    #17 BACON!!!

    • Looters

      hot pocket…

  • @lackofabetter

    #33 I just wanna bite that thing

    • good?

      You and me both, brotha. Tag team? OH YEAH

    • Biggus Diccus

      Easy, the weights will chip your tooth

    • SPZander

      She's mesmerizing

    • pretty please

      find her! that is a request!

    • Just a guy

      She is so incredibly outstanding. Find her please.

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    #48 mmm high school chicks

    • Biggus Diccus

      Giggity

    • Pr0n

      They never get any older…

    • of course

      please find now! MOAR would be very nice!

      • Applefish

        She is deformed, or photoshopped her back.

        • Karl

          Nothing wrong with a little lordosis.

        • majorfathead

          That's all twist and angle

    • Swaff

      dear diary,
      Jackpot

    • darkSurge

      I love that fucking bathroom!!

      • darkSurge

        Her legs are sexy as all hell too!!

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