Friday Dopamine Dump (40 Photos)

  • Benji

    Well Done

    • kevin

      im not big into politics, but i think with John as president, our country would succeed. and get Obama out of here…..

    • theDirty

      I prefer medium rare, steak killer.

    • ninechive

      Firday Dopamine Dump funny 10 Photos

  • James

    #1 is beyond awesome.

    • NorCal420

      If the kid in #2 was photo shopped onto the tank, i think i would have a new desk top photo

      • Pokes

        Please, somebody do that!

        • Pretty Smile

          I don't usually comment but when I do the picture is fucking awesome

    • kazyctn

      AMERICAAAA!! – FUCK YEAH!!! Coming to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!

      • mkiefte

        I got some bad news for you. That, my friend, is a T-72.

        • Iceman2509

          Actually I believe it is the T-90.

          • mkiefte

            I sit corrected.

          • Anti-Tank Gunner

            That Sir, is a T-80, and firing while moving is not a strong point of that model

    • bob

      I believe i can flyyyyyyyyy

  • jim

    first biotch


      So is the like Obama's Monica Lewinsky?

  • Romeo

    #24 great smile #8

    • Sick350Z

      You sir, are correct.

  • Pete Carrol

    Hey Fucktards ! The Packers did NOT get robbed! Golden Tate got away with the push off but if you read the rule on how the catch was made you morons would understand the ruling ! Quit bitching and moaning!

    • @McBeastie666

      ha. yeah, that's why the NFL settled with the real refs so quickly…because of how smoothly and how "by the book" that call was.

    • Notknowing

      It dosen't matter. Vegas refunded everyone's money.

    • Red

      Next time, perhaps dumb shit Jennings just bats the ball away instead of trying to pad his stats with an interception.

      Golden Tate outsmarted the Packers, got to love a Notre Dame education!

      • Doolittle

        A titans player batted it down and Titus Young Caught it for a touchdown. Not the guaranteed better play there, bud. But hearing about these refs was annoying by noon on tuesday so stop. everyone. stop.

    • Daniel Tosh

      everyone stop bitchen about the replacement refs, it was just one call out of hundreds they called during their replacement time. Blame the real refs for being drama queens about getting more money come on you have the easy job.

      • PDiddily420

        There were hundreds of shitty calls.

      • @McBeastie666

        One call? There was one missed call and two contradicting calls in that one play alone and that was far from the only fuck up from the replacement refs, that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

    • melindu

      Days ago, bro. Change your tampon and get over it.

    • Justin

      You're the moron golden Tate caught md Jennings who had the ball you obviously dnt understand what happened.

    • ChukDee

      Fuk u Pete Carrol, u just lying to yourself

    • Simon

      Your post is irrelevant to most of the world, pointlessly out of context and a waste of everybody's time.

      If you've got time time and energy to get worked up so, then reflect on the fact that you're incredibly lucky and could potentially be doing something worthwhile.

  • Doug

    #1 Flying tanks.

    That's it. We're fucked

    • NorCal420

      Correction: The enemy is fucked. (who are probably us anyways)

  • meat.


  • Macro

    #1 and #13 are both awesome

  • Just Sayin'

    #23 Hardcore

    • sfb101

      Total Badass!

    • Jen

      how did #36 not make it on the first page of comments. i spit chipotle on my monitor.

      yes, i did jack your comment.

    • James

      Just check #23 when you are feeling sorry for yourself.

    • Name

      Like a Boss!

    • A jerk

      It's not like he can fall and break his legs or anything…

      • sleepysteve

        Plus, less body weight with no legs. easypeezy to climb a mfing cliff

    • cjv

      Guy's a friend of mine: Hugh Herr.
      He's definitely a badass, and a really nice guy.

  • Rick

    Looks familiar, I think she's been on theChive before hmmz 😮

    • jreddy23

      Rachel Spence

    • alively2

      She definitely has been, but I mean when you're that sexy it's kinda hard not to show up on theChive more than once.

    • doc

      either way, hotness

    • bighurt

      I would soooo tounge kiss her fart box!!

  • sapphicosorus

    #17 That's exactly what happened and noone can convince me otherwise.

    • WOBBLE

      awesomeness. ROMNEY RYAN

      • Heathrow

        you sir, are a complete idiot. Keep your mindless political idiocy off the chive

        • 5280Blazin

          you sir, are a complete ass. keep your mindless arrogant assedry off the chive. THANKS

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Thank god I'm not American.

      • Smaulz

        Agreed. Thank God you're not American

    • Noah Rivera

      This was me… I'm the body double, No Lie. Shot it at NBC Studios in Burbank CA. Need Proof?

  • Chiver

    #17 Oppa Romney Style!

    • kevin

      took the words right out of my mouth

  • no_angel

    #5 The Kardashians

    • @McBeastie666

      I like that it wasn't the typical Sarah Jessica Parker joke…but it seems way more insulting to horses this way.

      • Biggus Diccus

        Parker Sisters

    • tv_paul

      Well I'm sure they've all been rode hard & long and been smacked on the ass with a riding crop more than once.

    • Trevor

      I would still hit it.

    • qwerty

      If A Flock of Seagulls were horses….

    • ImpressMe

      That is unkind to the horses….who are much prettier than any of the kardashians.

    • AllTaco

      I was gonna say Sex and the City

  • tv_paul

    #27 What, you've never seen a couple of booze hounds before?

    • Zzzzzzzzz


  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #40 Thank you!

    • mikey

      hhhhhhhhhhholy testicle tuesday!!!

      • bErMeNtAl

        we're Friday.

  • *dash*

    #40 nothing wrong with that

    • trojan

      I'm would sooooo tongue kiss her fart box!!!

  • JDR

    I have #14! It works great. The JawSaw by Worx.

    • chiverX

      What is wrong with a chainsaw?

      • theDirty

        not enough plastic, duh.

      • Jackson

        This is a lot safer.

        • goon

          Plus you just plug in and go! Wait…

    • prune

      looks like a waist of money. A chainsaw is far more versatile. I also would not consider a chainsaw all that dangerous unless you are using one to big for you or you just don't know how to use one.

    • Adam

      Gay !!!!!!

    • fuzzy_1

      PUSS. Get a chainsaw like a real man or lesbian!

    • Kato

      I thought this was a battleaxe with a built in chainsaw. That would've been a lot cooler.

    • Gordon

      Of course a branch that big could be cut with one swing of an axe that doesn't require being next to your house or dragging a generator around….

  • Shinanigins

    I love her!

  • newlimit

    can #16 pe posted in hd pease

  • bkfrijoles

    #31 Still has no Soul

    • tv_paul

      Looks like your typical loafer.

    • Kato

      but he has bread

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #33 Freaks me the hell out!

  • moondog

    #22 Can you dig it…..

    • Daniel Tosh

      we need to invent a hand sign for the chive. so everytime we see a sticker on a car we throw up the chive gang sign.

    • JRL

      ive hiked that mountain. its in hawaii

      • lymanjustkiddingjr

        What's up Kailua/Lanikai!?!?!?

  • BigDumbViking


    …. and I'm spent….

  • FSU chiver

    At least I'm not Paula. First

    • FSU chiver

      Fack. Fourth.

      • theDirty

        lol @ FSU counting skills

        • smallchinaman

          no shit, what does it take to get into that college?

    • Inquisite Panda

      you mean 24th?

    • @McBeastie666

      Not even first if you're counting from the bottom.

  • Dustin

    I'd smoke a J with brobama

    • ZJL

      Me too

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