Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • BamBam

    first! la la la you will never get this. you will never get this la la la

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      Your virginity? Don't worry, it's safe.

    • OU Drew

      I can tell you what I'll never get. Why you dipshits think that being first is some sort of an achievement.

      • Tom

        They have very low standards for victory.

      • joe shabadoo

        because it pisses people like you off. You can't figure that out? how dense are you?

    • Parker

      Ha !!! Borat rocks !!!!

    • Reason

      Why do you guys get so mad over first post he's just trying to provoke you lol.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Your sister is the biggest whore in all of Kazahkstan

  • The Village Idiot

    Good Morning Chive!

    • LOL


  • SnowKid

    #3 Too bad those girls didn't notice about his massive boner…

  • hater

    #14. I'll have the "sex with your mother," Trebek.

    • BLT

      everybody read that in sean c. voice

    • Salty Archer


    • PuncuationNazi

      Trebek should be inside the quotation marks.

      • nope

        no it shouldn't. "sex with your mother" is an item on the menu.

    • EpicFacePalm

      Shuck it Trebek!!! < Connery

    • Lilbluecar

      Your mother trebek

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #22 Closet Kid is watching you masturbate…

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #14 I'll have the fish shandwich… and I alsho had shex with your mother lasht night Trebek

  • Jae

    na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na… FATMAN!!!

    • MikeG01SF

      Damnit. You beat to me to it….TO THE FATMOBILE

    • Jack Burton

      Ali Cobrin?

      • Yup

        That's her.

    • Football Friends

      Holy shit, that comment was pathetic.

    • Child Please

      How…. original.

    • Rush.Piku

      Looks like the principal in Billy Madison.

  • imjake09

    #21 Gandalf the grandpa

    • Erin

      "Oh great, Clarence is doing his dragon impersonation again." – Mildred

  • scotology

    #33 Chive repost trolling

    • MikeOverHere

      Maybe. But, God, I love this photo.

  • Richard Tickler

    I think 33 has been posted upwards of six times on this site. Just saying.

    • jason

      You have a funny name Mr. Tickler

  • bdtrngl

    #18 dat ass.

    • ktmsandwitch

      still complains guys stare at her at the gym…

      • Jimbo

        How would you like it if girls were watching you every time you went to the gym? Yeah? That's what I thought.

        • EveryGuyEver


        • pep

          I'd like it just fine.

        • CanadianMedic

          The only reason I go to the gym is so that girls will look at me. You think I actually like working out??

        • smallchinaman

          I have a similar problem. Whenever I go to the pool or beach I can feel all the women dressing me with their eyes. It is very uncomfortable.

    • the chobe

      dayyyyumm who is she, i must know for fapping

  • Art

    #35 Legit!

    • Tyler P

      a bit early though lol, not gonna last until halloween!

  • PumaBalls

    #18 Dat ASS!!!

  • imjake09

    #15 You know those girls are just gonna start crying and get out of the ticket. 🙂

    • Herpaderp

      Or start a double fisted blowjob. Put a Brazzers logo at the bottom and it changes everything.

  • ASH

    #1 Hey guys big gulp huh, alright…well see ya later.

    • DrGarnicus

      I like big cups and I cannot lie

  • freeburgaler

    #34 pottery wheels are so fascist it makes me sick.

    • Ted

      They're ceramic discs. Zing!

    • hairypotter

      that shit wouldn't work. unless you want to make doorstops.

    • Schmiellsson

      Damn hippies

  • MikeG01SF

    #35 is legen….wait for it….dary

  • imjake09

    #16 I'd let him in, or at least get him a glass of water. Summer sales are hard.

  • maboze1x

    #18 I think it's about time she's found!

    • NOMnomNOM

      HO. LY. FUCK.

  • Kato

    #31 Ein bier, bitte!

    • Dick

      Diora Baird?

      • http://www.facebook.com/jeremy.mathes1 Jeremy Mathes

        Jordan Carver

      • Child Please

        I wish.

    • Tyler P

      Ein mass Radler bitte.

      • holyshit

        radler beers are for gay men and women. its beer and lemoade.

        • ewp

          and they're also delicious, especially when it's hot outside.

  • Lint6

    Yaaarg! Looks like to be a bad photoshop. But me would still like to see MOAR!

    • Football Friends

      Not really. Flat chested average girls are plentiful and I'm fine not seeing more of this one.

  • KingDerp

    Classic Hooters. Fat chicks with guts hanging out or the hot skinny one with no actual hooters.

  • Alex

    #13 I wanna go there, where is it?

    • kokoko

      Moravske toplice, Slovenia

    • Tim

      Try Noah's Ark in Wisconsin Dells. It's called The Scorpion's Tail. Pretty cool slide.

      • Justin

        Actually, that is in Slovenia, not the Dells. Scorpion's Tail is similar but that's not it. Google is your friend

        • 6655321

          Not mine. Fucker stopped returning my calls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1297178027 Javier Garcia

    #18 dat ass

    • Football Friends

      Great comment. Did you copy/paste it from the internet archives of 2004?

      • smallchinaman

        Or from the other two guys that posted the exact same thing one hour before you?

        • chiverX

          or from the post yesterday that had the same picture

          • Tim Berland

            I wouldn't mind seeing that picture every day….

  • üäö

    get they paid by weight?

    • Alex

      That red head is smokin hott! You wish you could get a girl like that

      • Confused Panda

        what red head?

    • sithney

      good LAWD the dark-haired girl is hot!

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