I hate my job (28 Photos)

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  • Spoon

    #19 Well played

    • Chiver_Sammy

      That's what you asked for right?

    • http://twitter.com/joey4uncw @joey4uncw

      I kind have sworn there were 5 of them…oh I see "rings" plural that makes sense now.

    • Drew

      "Special" Olympics, maybe. AMIRITE??
      …. 😛

    • MonkeyMadness

      What is OLYNPICS? lol

  • Justin

    Jennifur Lurpez

    • Justin

      did you mean number #14?

      • DaW

        Think he did. By the way, it's not Jennifer Lopez, it's Emanuela de Paula.

    • bob

      Punctuation fail on 22 though.

    • McIrish

      Who has pylons sitting around their office?

  • MrCoffee

    #9 Screw that douchebag. Just lob the food (especially the drink) in their general direction.

    • ps86

      yea fuck every bit of that. hope you can catch old timer cuz this coffee's hot as shit

    • Marklar

      I used to work at Taco Bell and dicks would do this all the time…park as far from the window as possible then make no effort to grab their food.

    • add

      I bet it's some senior citizen who shouldn't be driving in the first place. How about NO, come around and try again dickhead.

    • chelsey

      seriously! that guy is an asshole! who makes some one do that! KKCO guy in the window…

    • What_Tha

      People are assholes.

  • back2worknow

    #13 "I'm melting out here!"

  • Livefree

    Change is inevitable. Don't be afraid to start something amazing. Would you rather die standing up, or live on your knees for the rest of you lives? Embrace your surroundings. Pay attention to every detail.


      Its all good

    • jtttttttt

      Man you're annoying

    • Adam

      Shut the fuck up you over dramatic douchebag ! If you don't like it here then fucking leave !!!

      • http://www.thechive.com S_Giacomazzi

        I don't think you realise the irony of calling him an 'over dramatic douchebag.'

    • Groggy

      You should eat shit and die.

      What, are you afraid of change? It could be amazing. Would you rather die standing up and eating shit, or live on your knees for the rest of you lives (I'm trusting you on that unique twist on normal English)?

      Embrace your surroundings. Pay attention to every detail….every nut and kernel. Eat shit and die.

      • GroggyIsGenius

        Oh Groggy, your satire was quite comical, quite. However, telling someone to eat shit and die is not. But if its shameless low blows you desire, then allow me; People like you are the problem with society. You cant even come up with a half-intelligent remark to support your opposition, or displeasure in the comment in which you are replying to. Just "eat shit and die". Ha-fucking-larious. Im sure he will lose sleep over that one. You fucking GENIUS, you. Where did you come up with that magically crafted little nugget, please, do tell. I can't even begin to imagine how fucking near sighted and ignorant you are. boobs, must….see…boobs. Give me boobs….and ass…..ya ya ya…..ass….fap fapfap…… = you. So here is a nice and short one that im sure even your rock of a brain will be able to comprehend. FUCK YOU, YOU DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATER

        • GroggyISGenius!

          It's awesome you care so much. I'm just in it to amuse myself.

          Now, please, go find some precedent that lends any credence to your "boobs ass fap fap fap" rant. And thank you for calling me a genius, though I'm a bit embarrassed that a stranger would flatter me so.

          I got my own personal lil' troll! Sweet. Would've been better if it wasn't a teenager, but whatever.

  • Notknowing

    #15 BOOOOM!

    • same as always

      Just like the last 3 times this was posted, this is not an issue and can be seen in just about every fab shop in the world.

    • ps86

      yea i don't know much about metal fabrication but something tells me if your tanks were leaking, these sparks would not be the first thing to set them off.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Stay strong Janitor man!

    • Thurgood Jenkins

      It's custodian…dick!

  • Notknowing

    #14 You had one fucking job….


      Do you know what it is?

  • Boobman

    Thank you chive for making my job not feel so f#@king bad.


      Your job feels Bad? Or you feel bad about what you have accepted for your life?

  • Popowich

    Zero fucks were given on these days


      Woooopdeeeee dooooo Bassil!

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ janeyqueen

    #9 Where the hell is a well armed militia when you need one?

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Just tryin to go a good job. Hats off to hard working fast food employees. you make the world a better place

  • tv_paul

    #5 This is how Discovery Channel informed Mike Rowe that this would be the last episode of "Dirty Jobs".

    • amrith777

      Good one! xD

    • fgbsgb

      People get killed in this situation. This is awful.

    • turd ferguson

      osha would have a field day with this

  • Timmer

    #19 if you look closely you can see those aren't actually Olympic Rings

  • Justin Cider

    #14 #11 zero fucks given

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #9 Get the fuck out of the car, you lazy piece of shit!
    #16 They be back.

  • Chubby

    #4 sterkte !

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Gewoon NIET doen, lekker de 19% labeltjes laten zitten en die 21% shit weggooien!

      – Fan testimonial: "For once, Paula, you have read my mind and actually said something that isn't horrible or troll. You ma'm are awesome."

      • amrith777

        SPEAK IT,SPEAK IT!! :*

    • dkellyb

      Hallo Jumbo…?

  • DickFister

    Shouldn't that read "We be closed"?


      Or "eyes"?

  • DaBox

    #5 …so many OSHA violations…

    • Team Venture

      Seriously. These people are the reason that there are OSHA regulations. They dont care enough about their safety to bother doing the job right.

  • IGGY!

    #18 The corner of Douglas and Grape in South Bend, IN, right in front of the Steak 'n Shake. Used to drive by this intersection lots of times when I lived there. Obviously, the road construction crew are proud graduates of Notre Dame!

  • Delvin

    #21 Ironic for BP to spill something and clean it up later…

    • Obviously

      Thanks tips

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #26 Up shits creek without a paddle

    • N8orius

      He wins the "Hate My Job Award" for the week.

  • I likes mah dranks

    #5 you best be trusting the operator… Bet they just finished getting tuned with a doobie after lunch lol

  • DB Conor

    #28 ROFL: "Rolled Over: Friggin Logs."

  • kuiu

    #26: What a shitty job!

  • RooFeeOOO

    #4 Wouldn't it be easier just to change the price in the computers?

    • management

      sure but you'll have to man the service counter when people complain that the shelve tag says 2.50 and it rang up 3.50……..

    • NielsMcAwesome

      The prices are changed in the computer. But costumers expect the prices to be what is on those tags, if they are more expensive when they reach the cash register or read it on their receipt (even just a few cents difference) they will complain and ask for their money back. So that's why we had to change all those little freaking cards.

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