Please, for the love of God, let me help you (32 Photos)

  • chicago

    #30 love the Swiss.
    #32 funny. from Paris… more like the 1980's

    • Anglophile Fred

      #32 They look like Brits from the 90s…

  • James

    #7 is hilarious. And #26 Needs to burn…

    • ThunderKCCO

      uh.. shut up dillhole

    • chronicLSD

      actually please dont burn

    • Drew

      Actually, I would reverse those, all things considered. Then, take the kid away and give it to a sterile woman who is less fucking retarded.

    • Bobby Hudson

      when you see it, you will never erase the image from your mind… Mary Mary quite contrary. Trim your bush its so damn hairy!!! #26

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    She may also have Mr, Crabs

    • StuBABY


    • Notknowing

      She nailed it!

    • N2MotoX

      Chive just got the message that she may have a case of crabs, they told her to count them and she only ended up having 23!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    Does she have crazy 70's porn bush?

    • judasp1

      What the hell is coming out of those panties? gross

    • Dapper_Dave

      Damn it…..I missed that entirely. then I had to go back and see for myself……barf

      Thanks a pad load

      • penguin slayer

        you don't have to look you know!

        • The Guy

          Yes you do.

    • Craigery

      Surprised she's not drinking Faygo.

    • Mike

      We gonna need more wax….and cancel all of my afternoon appointments!

    • TommyKnockers

      HAHA… I didn't even see her panties the first time by, just laughed to hard at her impersonation…now..I threw up a little in my mouth.

  • Michael

    #31 Oakton, VA

    • a-nom

      Or every McD ever…ya, you know, either one…

      • Anon

        I have never seen a seat like that at McDonalds

  • Not first


    • ColaChiver

      Not second either, you Darwin.

  • guest

    #26 Is that a huge bush sticking out?

    • cleojones


      • Nocturnesthesia

        I thought it was the head of her dick.

  • savagecabbage

    #7 has gotta be a joke. There's no way anyone can be that much of a prat

    • a-nom

      come now, you live in this world, you know this is entirely plausible…

    • Biggus Diccus

      This is why we need abortion

      • DCD

        It's more why we need IQ tests and licenses for conceiving a child.

        • Anomanom

          I have been saying that for at least 10 years now.

        • ColaChiver

          and voting.

    • JTW

      I am sure it is. I know several people that post deliberately stupid questions to various sites just to enjoy the shocked replies. This time, though, the answerer outdid the questioner.

  • StuBABY

    #16 I see nothing wrong here, and #26 SUP BABY?!?!?!


    I dislike that you guys repost so much of the same shit over and over but in different posts!

    The Chive is the best site in the world but seems like you guys run outta shit to post and it is saddening!

    I want new all the time! My brain is very photographic in remembering

    • MylesofStyles

      I feel you man. I have a pornographic memory as well.

    • zerofuks

      Do you remember when zero fucks were given about what you remember having seen already.

    • Obviously

      Exactly! I can't waste my time looking at the same shit over and over. That is not what the internet is for. Step up your game Chive

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Feel free to go visit DoITYourself.stfu

    • nix

      They only re-post the awesome ones. The ones that deserve to be seen over and over again. Haven't you ever listened to a song more than once? Watched a movie more than once?
      Same deal.

    • TheDude

      A lot of these photos/GIFS fit a lot of different categories. Also, no one cares about your photographic memory.

    • truth

      You probably find porn boring and repetitive. Go outside and bitch less.


      Iliked everyones comments and thumbs uppd them all cuz they are all good

      • _DoC_

        I thumbs you down…just be-cuz

    • itslikethis

      You see it's a fact that in our lifetime we only get a limited number of looks before our brain cant handle any more. So if I am tricked into looking at the same picture multiple times by internets it will use up some of my quota of looks that I get and I will be unable to enjoy visually anything in my later years. And who knows what amazing new things there will be to look at by then!

      • Alex

        You're annoying and not funny…. KCCO

      • S_Giacomazzi


    • Simon

      And yet, you couldn't remember the phrase "photographic memory".

      Read a book, enhance your life. You'll appreciate all these things you can't forget much more.

  • Brent

    #26 Scary, very very very scary!!!!

  • ti-dop

    #21 you know she puts out…

    • AlsDisciple

      And she has the trophy to prove it.

    • tapsnapornap

      If she smokes, she pokes. Also, baby.

      • Nocturnesthesia

        That's a Kardashian isn't it

  • MajorTom

    Even more evidence for the necessity of breeding licenses.

    • Ground Control

      I'm stepping through the door

  • Knowthruth

    9/11 was an inside job. Know the truth.

    • Wisti

      Please provide real, documented proof. Otherwise shut the fuck up. Also, blogs don't count as documented proof.

      • Knowtruth

        Please provide real documented proof that it wasn't. Your argument is invalid. Also, CNN doesn't count.

        • Legordor

          I'm sorry, apparently you fail to understand how this works. As you're the one disputing something widely regarded as fact, the burden of proof is on you, not on the other 99% of the world. So unless you can convince me otherwise, STFU.

    • a-nom

      you people still exist?

      • Anomanom

        Yes and so do the birthers.

      • Tiber_Septim

        they also think the world is flat and we never went to the moon, that it was made in a hollywood studio. morons

    • truth

      Is it easier for you to believe it was an inside job than to accept the US was ignorant to the events that were unfolding on 9/11? Broaden your narrowed time frame and you will see a historical pattern of the US being surprised by these kinds of tragedies. Pearl Harbor, the sinking of the Lusitania, Battle of Little Bighorn, the list goes all the way back to the initial settlements circa 1587 with Roanoke Island. It doesn't take some grand scheme or plots to see these kinds of calamities just happen.

      • Craigery

        Don't feed the trolls; it only encourages them.

    • smashy

      I know!!! It was an inside job! I have evidence too. Wana see the evidence? just come over I'll show you. I live just outside of town on a pig farm. You'll know it's my place by the tinfoil roof. Bring sandpaper and vasoline, my friend "Tiny" will be waiting.. Just tell him the secret pass phrase. "Repent and ye'shall be saved, Warren Jeffs is our hero."

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  • janeyqueen

    #13 The real wtf here is she managed to spell liquorice correctly.
    #20 As a civil engineering student, I can confirm that that is sadly the state of affairs for most of the boys in my class.

    • Wisti

      As a mechanical engineering student, I can confirm that it's surprisingly untrue after you get past the first two years and all the failures have dropped out.

      • janeyqueen

        I'm a googly eyed sophomore so I wouldn't know… yet.

        • zack_t

          we don't have those problems in canada, we prioritize: women, beer, school with the first two swapping places on occasions

    • Kyle

      maybe you should change that for them

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'm a civil engineer, but I couldn't wait.

    • anon

      Licorice is spelled wrong….

      • Rick

        Both valid spellings

    • smallchinaman

      I got tail all the time when I was getting my electrical engineering degree. I'm a lousy engineer though, maybe we can draw some conclusions from that.

  • Kp1000

    #27 Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

    • a-nom

      Mitch Hedberg…man i miss that guy

      • rsdna

        Amen to that.

      • JimBob

        RIP Mitch, no doubt.

        Ducks eat for free at Subway!

    • Rody

      RIP Mitch

  • Badadada

    #6 am I the only one who caught the racial part of this one? Look closely…. 😉

    • Colleen

      nope, I caught it too . . .clearly black must be a physical problem now.

    • savagecabbage

      Yep. You're the only one, you're just that clever and observant

      • Badadada

        Thanks 😀

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Well, it's really about the superstition, but it's still kinda funny.

    • Kp1000

      I read it from top down and definitely thought that was going to be the joke.

    • JP1983

      Actually, "black" animals are considered less desirable according to ASPCA and pet shelters. Apparently there is a significant number of people who would have adopted a particular pet if it weren't black in color. Which surprised me, too, when I found out. I love me a Black Lab.

      • nope

        black labs don't try and steal your soul while you sleep, black cats on the other hand….well just cats…

        • a-nom

          wait…i have a black cat and haven't lost my so…I AM THE BRINGER OF FIRE AND DEATH, THE END TIMES ARE NEAR,BOW BEFORE THE DARK L…whao…wait…what the?!!

        • gnocco

          'The black dog' is a bad luck thing too. Referenced in 'The Omen'

      • Biggus Diccus

        It's because white cats have better credit

      • Yuppp

        I adopted my cat because he is black. Coolest looking one out of all the options.

        • chiver

          black goes with everything

        • guest

          i got me a black cat for the same reason. that and the fact that she doesn't have a tail….which makes her double the awesome!

  • cels0_o

    #12 Kill me

  • guest

    #26 PRICELESS nostalgia! Nice catch whoever made that connection.

    • ColaChiver

      I think it's moreover a connection of Butthead being freaked the fuck out by the wolverine that is attacking her vag.

  • *dash*

    #16 did Mac get a new shirt?

  • updatelee

    #6 is funny not because of the pitbull but because the one cat is considered less adoptable because its black haha

    • Lexie

      Black cats are considered "bad luck"…

    • Anon

      One sad fact that I learned from my Vet GF was that they had to avoid adopting out black/orange cats around Halloween because of how often they were targeted as "jokes" and hurt/maimed/killed

      • The_Dood

        I hate cats, but wow. That's just depressing.

  • Flee

    # 16

    The only problem here is that he buttoned the top button. Idiot

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  • Chiver


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