Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • IDK

    #27

    • maboze1x

      #27 all day long….

    • ChiveNation

      Who is that smoke show?!

      • bluezboxy

        Irina Shayk

      • Bruce Wayne

        Victoria's Secret model Irina Sheik

        • Junkie

          She has a schlong!!

    • Junkie

      She has a big penis too with your name on it too = )

    • Junkie

      Her willy is 6''

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Piss-Off, Junkie….Pun Intended 🙂

  • Jeremy

    First? Awesome post keep it up

    • JSJ

      I'll make your stupid post better….
      #17 is sexy!!!!

    • Dan

      Fail

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #12 Yeah drive 45 in front of me now, motherfucker

  • Andyrew711

    #5 should've had that snickers

    • PiratesFan

      Betty, eat this Snickers. When you're hungry you get in that "I'm gonna eat a guys face off" mood.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      bath salts.

    • Womb_Raider

      1,2,3…Breathe damn you breathe

  • maboze1x

    #7 Friendzone level: 9000.

    • tralfaz

      #3 are her sisters who never married up.

    • https://www.facebook.com/wafflehouse2 Freddie Ray Sturdivant

      Always letting women walk all over me.

    • ChucklesTheClown

      Friend Zone Level…Best Korea.

    • Anonymous

      IT'S….9000?!?!?!

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #11 I like ice cream as much as the next guy, but if you have to stand on your napkin, it might be time to walk away.

    • ChivetteKellie

      Made my morning. Thanks

    • abaffuto

      Yeah, that was great..haha

  • FarmBoy

    Wont have to worry about #9 if she does a drive-by

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I think everyone would have to worry about her if she does a drive-by. In front of her, behind her…no where is safe.

  • Still_Counts

    #18
    I was going to make an Asian joke but as I looked closely….

    OMG. God bless this kid. Hope she lives a beautiful life.

    • Bruce

      holy perspective batman.

    • Junkie

      She'd slap you if she could

      • SAChiverSteven

        You're a fucking asshole.

      • Kodos

        she probably can… bet they have a whole branch of the martial arts for the armless

        this is cute

        • ...

          Is a slap if its with anything other then your and or dick

          • ...

            * hand sorry I was typing with my dick apparently

  • RandomTask09

    #13: "If you don't have health insurance, we don't admit you without payment first."…'Merica

    • Ivan

      Looks like ObummerCare…

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Obummer…ha, you made a joke out of his name…you're so clever.

    • bristol palin

      The wonders of single payer health insurance.

    • alejandro

      actually, this picture is in Dominican Republic

      • Jakeman

        Well, let's not let the facts stop a good anti-America joke….

    • Elvi

      #13 Only In Dominican Republic.

  • hater

    #20. That's a fact, Jack.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      blackface?

  • IceColdBuddha

    #20

    Should be inducted into the "Chive Hall Of Fame"

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #29 Without a doubt the most beautiful story ever to come out of a war. The soldiers didn't want to fight each other, but they had to. Afterwards they were ordered to return to their trenches and not much later they were forced to attack each other. The folly that is war…

    • Visitohr

      There have even been reports of giving the other warnings when they would open fire for a bit etc.

    • Kodos

      "..ours is not to reason why, ours it but to do and die.."

      • silky

        Totally wrong war Kodos. The Crimean War was 60 years before this. Nice attempt at quoting Alfred Lord Tennyson though. You couldn't have picked something by Siegfried Sassoon for instance that was from the time period, and showed the disillusionment present in the common soldier.

        • Dave

          Might I suggest Dulce et Decorum est, by WilfredoOwen

    • Aslak

      In Christmas 1914 British soldiers were not in the tranchies yet. What happend during the Christmas 1914 was between the German and the French.

      • Kzo

        Yes they were.
        Ypres in Belgium was hold by british soldiers during the Christmas truce.
        There were more reports of truce between british and german soldiers, than between french and german units (it still happened in some places though).

        • Iceman2509

          You are correct sir.

      • David P.

        This picture is not from 1914 at all. Neither side was using helmets of this type in 1914. They were still using soft caps for the most part.

    • Chris

      America has been a nation for 235 odd years, of those it has been at war for 209 years…..

      You guys need to get over it and just live and let live.

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        So…just 26 years without war since 1777?

        Seems to me we weren't at war between 1789 (end of the Revolution) and 1812. That'd be 23 years right off the very top. Lessee now…between 1814 (end of the War of 1812) and 1846 (start of the Mexican-American War) that'd be an additional 32 years.

        Yeah, let's just go ahead and say that your math skills are as abysmal as your history knowledge and leave it at that.

        • StingRay

          Chris got pwnd!

        • Prune Tracy

          That may be, if you ignore the numerous wars waged against indigenous Americans from the post-Revolutionary period, e.g. the Ohio War (1790-1795), up to 1890 and the Massacre at Wounded knee. Not trying to be a know-it-all here. I got this from a book I read a few years back, well after my last American History class.

          • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

            Of course it would depend on what your definition of "war" is. But since the original comment was "America as a nation" I took it to be declared wars and such.

            There was battles with the Barbary pirates (called the Barbary Wars), the border dispute between Maine and New Brunswick (the Aroostoock War) and so on…

            The word "war" is tossed about ever so casually in historic contexts but real war is when the president asks and the Congress votes to declare such.

            • Prune Tracy

              I agree that the finer the definition of "war", the fewer times the US has been "at war", but I would disagree with that historians, or even moderately intelligent and well-read guys like me, throw the word around "ever so casually".

              But your point stands. The Border War (Bleeding Kansas) was a conflict, not a war. Mormon Wars against the natives were not "wars" any more than the Hatfield-McCoy feud. The US military acting without specific declaration by the President and the Congress does not mean, however, that the nation's history is any less bloody.

            • loves sammiches

              Allow me to play devil's advocate here, but the U.S. has only "declared" war 5 times.

              War of 1812
              Mexican-American War
              Spanish-American War
              WWI
              and WWII

        • CDNclipper

          Might want to learn some stuff yourself too… Just because the word war wasn't in the name doesn't mean the US was not at war… The list is far to long but they had been involved in over 70 wars prior to WW1 alone. BTW the revolutionary war conflicts continued well into the 1790's mainly with First Nations protecting their territory.

          • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

            Um…American history major here. And no, we weren't "involved in over 70 wars prior to WW1 alone" unless you decided to take extreme license with the definition of "war" so that you could make your point.

            And just because we're going back and forth here, how does the First Nations being involved in a conflict equate to America being at war? The French helped out a ton too. Are we counting Napoleon's European Adventures as American wars too? The First Nations was more of a Canadian thing, BTW.

            • silky

              How was the first nations more of a Canadian thing? We made treaties with them rather than attack and forcefully move them hundreds of miles from their homelands like the United States did. Many native peoples sought refuge from American expansionism in British North America, for instance the Iroquois and Sitting Bull's Sioux.

              • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

                It's more a Canadian thing because the term "First Nations" refers to the aboriginal peoples in Canada.

                In addition, the comment I was responding to ("revolutionary war conflicts continued well into the 1790's mainly with First Nations protecting their territory") was pretty much a non-sequitur…as though the fight for American independence from Great Britain somehow relates, presumably through the nearly irresistible power of needing to make a point despite a nearly absolute absence of factual backing.

                It doesn't relate as an American conflict and the group cited are, by definition, Canadian natives. That's how it's pretty much a Canadian thing.

                Full disclosure: American history major…from McMaster U in Hamilton, ON.

                • silky

                  The Iroquois are considered Canadian now, but at the time period in question, the vast majority lived in the North-Eastern United States. The Iroquois homelands are all south of the great lakes. Sitting Bull and the Sioux are not considered Canadian either, they only stayed here for a few years before going back to the US.

                  But the point is that you've taken a picture about German and British soldiers and turned it into a talk about Native American suffering at the hands of the Americans. The Americans weren't even in WWI at the time in question.

                  Full disclosure: my brother went to McMaster, as in it doesn't matter what school you go to when you are wrong, it just looks badly on your school. and Hamilton is a shit town.

                  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

                    Sorry this bothered you pumpkin. I mentioned where I went to school to establish that I knew about the First Nations and how you mistook using the term. You're still mistaken regardless of where your brother went or what you think of a city. It doesn't get any simpler than that, really.

                    And go back and read…CDNclipper dragged the First Nations into the conversation and I haven't mentioned anything about suffering.

                    Listen, you should consider fetching a grown up or exceptionally bright child to help you out because you're not doing yourself any favors.

                  • hmcse

                    I can see how a pretentious snot like you wouldn't like Hamilton. No doubt you get frustrated when people don't take you half as seriously as you take yourself.

                    • silky

                      but my dick is huge

                    • Steel City

                      Hamilton, Ontario is awesome! Just saying.

    • bigot

      folly? war is not folly, it's an excellent population control method

    • john boy

      Also this photo wasn't taken at the Xmas truce of 1914 – steel helmets weren't introduced until 1916. Pretty sure one of these guys is a POW.

      • West Nile

        Sharp eyes, john boy! I missed that.

      • Jack

        100% correct. The British soldier is both wounded and a prisoner. His epaulet is unbuttoned because his Sam Brown (look it up) has been removed after his capture.

      • silky

        Actually, the Brodie and Adrian helmets ( the British and French helmets) were introduced in 1915, but correct in that it was still too late for the Christmas truce. The German Stahlhelm was introduced in 1916 you are correct about that.

    • Edd

      There is a great book about this subject called _Silent Night_. Good read about humanity during war. Highly recommend for any history buffs out there.

    • Amerifunk

      This picture, however, is not from the Christmas Truce. The stahlhelm the German soldier is wearing wasn't introduced until 1916.

    • dave

      Check out the movie Joyeaux Noel.

  • Rubber Johnny

    #8 is genius. Totally doing that!

    • sagasha

      fuckin genius. so many flavors… so little time.

    • matt

      just… why with cool ranch?

  • Ryan

    fuck, I'm up for the DMA to be posted. This is either really awesome or really bad for me.

  • The Bandit

    #16 …Carrot Top's lost sister??
    #20..that's just great…and #27 also!

    • Crushbent

      ive heard of corn rows but now this is just getting ridiculous.

  • TheBetterMan

    #5 She's a cannibal
    #18 That's awesome, in America she uses her feet to eat ice cream, if she was in China she would use her feet to make iPhones, (don't give me thumbs down people of the fruit) Foxconn suicide nets FTL

    • BooYEAH

      Don't talk smack on the iphone and it's slave labor force, you might wipe a smug smirk off of someone's face for half a second. Instead ask for more pics of a hot chick, that is safer, people will like you, don't come on here speaking truth, keep it light like the guy a few posts down (even though he can't spell and doesn't know what an indefinite article is, after all maybe he is using his feet to type on his tiny iphone screen)

    • Med

      I would have also accepted "cannonball"

  • ChiveNation

    #27 MOAR! Possibly the hottest woman on the planet

    • Bruce Wayne

      Irina Sheik

    • Junkie

      So's her pe nis

      • you idiot

        pics or you're a liar, junkie.

    • Jason

      She's hot, but definitely not the hottest woman on the planet.

      • ChiveNation

        Yeah after seeing other photos of her, I'm not as awe-struck. Still mighty fine though

  • Cyberfunker

    #18 a awsomw victory

  • Cyberfunker

    *awesome

  • imjake09

    #6 …your move sir. Choose carefully.

  • Professor Squeegee

    #30 Yoda F~n Murray! New tee?

    • close

      not enough distinguishing characteristics to be absolutely successful. i greatly appreciate the effort, however. it's like chocolate + peanut butter.

      • Professor Squeegee

        I just figure Yoda is a Chiver. So Yoda Murray works for me.

  • EPsnig

    #15 Facial La Fleur, total facial

    • Med

      F-in A Cotton!!!

  • imjake09

    #27 I had all these comments lined up in my head then saw this…and my brain exploded.

    • Junkie

      No, that was her penis in you face

      • TheDude

        You must have played with her alleged penis at some point.

  • iaDF!

    #24 if you squint really hard, it looks all right. that gives you an idea of how bad that old lady's eye sight is, since she thought she did a terrific job.

  • Soldasd
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      lame comments are lame
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    • XXX

      Nothing but repeats, as usual.

    • TheDude

      Oh shit, not this asshat again

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