Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • Anonymous

    #24 …. fuck…

    • PiratesFan

      Abyss?

    • Professor Squeegee

      @ .

      Nope~ none to be found.

    • Ettienne

      WHERE IS THIS???? Have to go. Seeing this in a recurring dream.

      • Football Friends

        Photoshop…sorry guys, this isn't even close to real.

      • Dru

        This was on the North shore of Oahu yesterday. Massive swell came in. I'll be up there today to see it again!!

      • Green Mountain Bot

        A wave that big breaking that close to shore? Looks like Pipeline to me.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #2 So hot she even appeals to other species

    • OMG

      SO TRUE!

    • i heart boobs

      A peals…. get it!?

      • dirtysteve

        A peels.

    • savagecabbage

      Body… yes, but have you ever seen her without makeup? woof

      • DrGarnicus

        Yeah, just another dolled up face, but those tits!

    • Fifty_Ville

      And Katy's not bad either.

      • fish

        Well played, Sir

    • NZ Chiver

      I agree mr biggles! she has awesome tits!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      The same woman who started my weird Cupcake fetish.
      So sure,I'm not surprised the chimp is fascinated as well.

    • Jack

      Not hot. At best she is a chunky butterface. Don't mistake a high percentage of body fat and a chickwho is willing to put her boobs on display for hotness.

      • What???

        so chunky aint sexy mr. meoff

      • dirtysteve

        There we have it folks, you heard it on the internet from a guy named Jack.

        Must be true.

    • billyjack13

      Yes, but she's been around. Kinda slutty

  • RustyxTrombone

    #27 i think that guys dead

    • Fthem

      air bags are no joke. you could easily snap someones spine with a prank like that. fuck those guys.

      • Chris

        Lighten up, Francis

        • Ryan

          I wish I could give you another thumbs up for calling him Francis.

      • ShoulderThePain

        The only people that think this kind of prank is hilarious are the ones that have never been seriously injured in a car accident or otherwise.

        • paws

          Well, in the universe I live in, they are a great majority. Your universe may vary.

    • Anomanom

      I want to put one of these under a flip up panel on the floor in front of my door. Get rid of solicitors, Jehovah Witnesses, etc.

      • smallchinaman

        A "No Soliciting" sign also works well.

        • DB Conor

          Challenge accepted. A lock keeps an honest man honest. An electrified fence provides a warning to survivors.

        • paws

          Yes, but beware of unintended consequences: It chases away hookers, too.

    • random guy

      On another note….his shoes

  • NSFW

    #10
    little caprise how ive misse you.

    • djstout17

      I just looked her up… thank you for that!

    • Yeah

      It's Caprice ; )

  • Lint6

    #23
    Oh..if I'm ever rich enough to afford a mancave..

    • Really?

      Then what?

  • B Dub

    #2 Silly George. He's so curious!

  • Nfg

    #21 Spot on.

  • PiratesFan

    #21 I don't know why, but the youtube video this is from is hilarious.

    • burt

      Its the arms.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        And Today…the Internet has shown me the Ketchup Tank…

        • JLC

          When the little one falls over….I just lose it.

          • Tyler P

            Lol when it shoots out the back end

  • B Dub

    #6. Stupidest. Show/Parents. Ever.
    Chive, please fix comments on mobile devices so I can thumbs up my fellow Chivers!

    • easybutton

      check the "desktop site" box on your device's browser

      • B Dub

        Ya, I know I can switch to the desktop version on my mobile, but then you get all the extra side bar ads. It used to work on mobile version, but when they fixed the problem of commentator photos getting all jacked up, the thumbs up/down stopped working. Oh well. NBD

    • MustBeGettingOld

      Not sure who this is, and maybe after a good night's sleep I'll feel differently, but for some reason this just strikes me as mean right now…

      • holyshit

        Definitely not mean. This show and the people on it are terrible.

      • UhHuh

        It's called Honey Boo Boo or some shit. The parent is grossly overweight and so is her daughter. She puts her kid in pageants.

    • foo-foo

      Thats a weird looking penis

      • ChivetoSurvive

        Doesn't matter, Still fapped…..

        If they don't parlay this lady onto The Biggest Loser, then they have failed. Seems like an easy transition.

    • Chief Slapahoe

      This show is more damaging to our country that ten 9/11s. Whoever gave the nod to put this on the air should be water-boarded…. many, many times.

    • Notknowing

      Can anyone explain why these redneck meatbags have a reality show? This, to me, is proof that they'll put anyone on tv. It's a fucking clown show.

    • joko

      who ever took this picture was actually being too kind, they made the chin to small on their thumb….

  • JasonB

    Where is #30?

    • djstout17

      Either somewhere amazing, or somewhere artfully photoshopped, I can never tell anymore…

    • PiratesFan

      I'll find out…

      • PiratesFan

        Kayangan Lake, Coron Island, Palawan, Philippines.

    • Aida Abdurahmanovic

      pretty sure this is Plivice, Croatia 🙂

    • Urethra Franklin

      Topeka, Kansas. Loved staying here as a kid

  • Tiber_Septim

    #7 finally bacon gets its recognition

    • HOORAY4BACON!!!!!!!!

      AND WHAT GLORIOUS RECOGNITION IT IS!!!!!! SOME LETTERS OVER A DOORWAY!!!! THE WORLD CAN'T IGNORE BACON ANY LONGER WITH LETTERS OVER A DOORWAY!!!!!!

      • UR an idiot

        you have a building named after you? must be called Sanitarium

    • awful

      stan stan stan. not even the least bit clever.

      • WTF

        "Stan" has one of the most persistent trolls I've ever seen. It's mind numbing.

  • djstout17

    #2 Katy Katy Katy, you know what we like. #15 What the hell? I stared at this for days lol.

    • wha?

      but the gallery has only been posted for 20 min. how could you have stared at it for days? did you submit it to the chive???

      • djstout17

        yes… yes that was me. 😉

  • Jefffro

    #2. I just want to fall asleep on those sweet'ass boobs!!! Then wake up and motorboat them for an hour!!!

    • knowhowiknow?

      if that's all you'd like to do, then I have some bad news for you…

    • Sebastián

      Agreed. But don't forget fluffing them up…

  • ThatGuy

    #3, how PBR is made.

    • ThatGuy

      I'm sticking to this.

      • Firefighter23

        Good call

  • nice!

    langley b.c.

  • Manny

    Stared at #2 for too long wishing that it is a gif

  • Wet_tosti

    #13 curse his seagulls ass Harry Potter!

    • EvilDungbeetle

      Looks like Ivar's to me. Keep Clam!

  • chuckles

    i see katy perry is back with russel brand

  • antcruz

    #23. How Natty-ice is made.

    • gaof

      Exact comment from reddit. Very original antcruz.

      • antcruz

        i'm a redditor!

    • https://www.facebook.com/hannah.fontenot Hannah Fontenot

      I was going to say must be a miller lite keg

  • PiratesFan

    #1 Must be playing Every Rose Has Its Thorn

    • meh

      I'm from the suburbs man

      • bob

        i cant help it!

  • Chester

    Additionally, I love gigantic lactating breasts

    • tralfaz

      Thank you for that Chester. OK .. who wants to give Chester a hug.

    • Chief Slapahoe

      and if they are not lactating… do you just pass or…

  • wtf

    r a c i s t much??

  • amrith777

    #11 is #6 grown up

    • The Truth

      Or the other way around..

    • jreddy23

      #11 needs shopped like the "mosh pit" girl

    • loves sammiches

      #11 PUT THE ONION RINGS ON AND WALK AWAY!!!

  • Versari

    #14 Where…WHERE do i buy one??

    • sagasha

      LAPTOP LEVEL:

      CHARRED NUTS

    • Robzombie

      I would't recommend buying one. I bought a big laptop and it's too heavy to carry around much and the battery goes flat quickly, but if you have a small penis then go for it

    • Morten Prang Norup

      Laptop level: PHOTOSHOP!!

  • dirtysanchez

    the jets fucking suck. fuck the jets.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I know! We should Totally go back to using Propeller Planes!

    • H-Town

      Bulls on Parade!!!!!!

    • thebeefinjector

      Go TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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