Great expectations (46 Photos)


  • GeeROiD

    First please.

    • _DoC_

      Expectation: Clever comments. Reality: ^

      • V.O.R.

        Well done Sir!!!

  • TheDude

    #17 is it sad that the reality looks more enjoyable to me?

    • Skermitt


    • LaurenGoMeow

      I prefer the reality..


    #11 Talk about escalation.

  • Notknowing

    Yes, but isn't reality so much more fun?

    • Matt


    • OmahaDude

      Is that Transvestite Donkey Wench? (aka Sarah Jessica Parker)

      • Ashee

        I think you're right

  • Jake

    #1 Corona. Miles Away From Ordinary


      Corona can suck mexicos flacid burnt penis water

  • ME


  • tv_paul

    #42#43 Both look fine to me.

    • Hrdwood

      Not to dash expectations further, but I'm guessing from the Adam's apple that Marilyn might be a dude…

      • MylesofStyles

        Does it still count if you close your eyes?

  • Bud

    #44 Mr. Bean drives on the wrong side of the road.

    • DaddyD

      Don't be so judgmental. Mr. Bean drives on the *other side of the road.

  • nwf

    #34. I think I'll try anyway.

  • Danno

    #11 #12 Rickrolled every time

    • Michele

      Why go to Youtube for porn in the first place when you have the whole internet at your fingertips?

  • theDirty

    what a bunch of stupid fucking bullshit. get it together Chive!

    • ImpressMe

      Well, in all fairness, if there is one thing theDirty knows about its stupid fucking bullshit…….so go back to your lameass site with the rest of the knuckle draggers.

  • @LosTorre


  • Kasey

    well this was fun!

  • Hara

    Caption OVER picture. OVER. Otherwise it ruins the rhythm.

    • Jen

      thank you!

    • peter

      YESSS i knew i wasnt the only one getting pissed off at that

  • CincyHere

    I expected the text to be in order in this gallery. Reality was that it was not.

  • PCHannon

    #36 Should have bought those genetically modified pesticide-laced strawberries!! (They taste better too)

  • Job

    #2 like going to walmart.

  • civage

    #27… what kind of dick-sucking faggot crosses his legs while measuring his infinitely small apartment? Oh, you're right. I just answered my own question. Is that a solipsism? I forget. Maybe a synecdoche.

    • _Moose_

      Is "tautology" what you're looking for? At any rate, I give you thumbs up for the sentiment.

  • Sade

    #39 #40 True story.

  • expectations?

    reality: this post sucks

    • nipsey

      "That's g-r-a-t-e expectations, also by Edmund Wells. Not knickliss knickleby? Kristmas Karol with a K? How about a sale of two titties?"

  • Master_Rahl

    #23 That movie was so damned freaky. #34 Aww, my beard didn't appreciate that one.

  • guest

    I have to disagree with #19 – Paris really is like #18

    However #26 and #27 is pretty accurate unless you are rich

    • outskilled

      Actually #19 is more Paris than #18 because #18 is in China.

  • bkfrijoles

    #7 Hot N Spicy are better

  • ChivetteHeather

    #22 && #23 truth

  • Erin

    #36 Sad, but so true

    • Boondock

      When you buy strawberries, it's a race against time. "I have to eat these all right now!"

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