The first ever ‘Dairy Cow Beauty Pageant’ sounded like a good idea, said no one ever (13 Photos)

  • Still_Counts

    Weird shit…. just saying

    • Guardian

      Taking a page from Japan's playbook, it would seem.

  • Mr_Zambu

    Milky milky…. Moo! Moo!!

  • Petep

    Utterly ridiculous !!

    • Josh

      Udderly ridiculous*

  • Wet_tosti

    #10 day 46, dear chive i am dressed as a cow and they still didn't notice i am different. The only bad thing is the milking machine that only stops when it's reaches 10 gallons.

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    #5 like a Korean massage parlor, looks like the cow paid extra

  • RealZoo

    #6 Cows that have "happy endings" produce the most milk!!!

  • freddy boy

    #10 Good thing that's not a horse.

  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • OzarksChiver

      shut up, you idiot

  • Justin Lentz

    #12 they can line up to pull my udder

  • Rhodophon

    I think there's been some error. This is actually footage from the 5th Circle of Hell. Not a weird cow festival in China.

  • John

    Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
    All we need now is bacon

  • p1ll

    China trying to 1 up the Japanese for weirdness in photos

  • meat suit

    nice teats…

  • Rower41

    We milk you long time.

    • tralfaz

      Well done.

    • ESPN

      It's early, but this may win the Internet today. Check back later to see!

  • Justmekev

    Nuck su cow

    • jean claud

      Nuck su cow?? Nuck su cow.
      Nuck su cow! Nuck su cow! Nuck su cow!

  • dead odb

    Dem bitches are busted.

  • SOhioChiver

    all of these girls need to shave their massive bushes!

  • Chris

    They can milk me anytime, as long as they leave the masks on


    Roy Munson: "Hi, I hope you don’t mind. I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one." Mr. Boorg: "We don't have a cow. We have a bull!"

    • Munsen

      I'm gonna go brush my teeth

  • thetech2

    leave it to the chinese

  • Right Pasteurize

    Can we get a thought bubble in there that has both woman and cow thinking, "You poor exploited slab of meat….nice teats, tho…'"

  • reggie1610

    #10 I am certain that the ladies would look happier if they were milking a bull.

    • OzarksChiver

      The bull would look happy, anyhow

  • Mojo

    #9 I keep getting distracted by the gorgeous redhead

    • ICBINB

      x2. Butter-faces otherwise.

      • Mojo

        You're right. They should have worn bigger masks.

        • Seth

          The masquerade masks just make shit more weird then it already is. Can we confirm this ISN'T japan?

  • Master_Rahl

    #10 Nice udders, I mean…

  • delliup

    Explain to me how someone got the idea to drink cow juice.

    • Guessing

      Probably saw the calf drinking from the mother and realized that cows made milk just like human women do.

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