Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    late DAR's make me anger, you won't like it when I'm angry! and suddenly #31 … not so mad anymore!


    Let us commence feltching!

  • Mikey

    Come to CHICAGO!

    • joey

      better yet, come to CHICAGO, rent out grant park, and have a party to make lallapalooza suck its own dick in disgrace!

    • chiveadmin



    • pissoff

      Yea come to Chicago!

  • J_Ace

    #2 Goddamn!!

    • J_Ace

      Moar please!

    • Jack Mehoff

      I don't think you understand what that means…

      • roadhog0

        I used the phrase incorrectly, I should read my posts more carefully before I post. Thanks for catching that mate!

        • Jack Mehoff

          No worries.

    • roadhog0

      She never disappoints!!

    • matt

      Even thoughshe only has one ar.. I still give her 2 thumbs up

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • chiveadmin
    • Pelican

      She is super hot!
      …Without the make up. Seriously it looks like she just played paintball with no face mask

      • scaggnettii

        i agree too much face cake much hotter natural

  • savagecabbage

    #50 Sweeeeeeeeeeet JESUS!! The thing, THE THINGS I would do to you…

    • joe shabadoo

      shes a real assless wonder

      • Daniel Tosh

        I like my women with a little more curves.

        • its_forge

          Yeah I'm totally sure you'd chase her away with a pitchfork

      • The Truth

        you sir, are retarded. that is called perfection

        • joe shabadoo

          actually no, I'm not. Nor do i go around calling people 'retarded' because they have a different opinion. I think your own intelligence, or in this case, lackthereof, should be called into question

          • The Truth

            I agree in principle with your comment, however, calling her "assless" is no less wrong. In my opinion, she has a perfect little butt. Yummy

          • Greg

            What a retard

      • Bob

        Bodies get no better than this….

    • http://myspace.com/facebook GeeROiD

      probably nothing.

    • fucked

      She really just needs to be found

      • J_Ace


      • Josh

        That's Veronique Popa.

      • babababa

        Works at Cafe Lu in Santa Ana Ca. (Facebook "Cafe Lu") Your f*ckin welcome

        • wally

          is that heaven?

        • Huh?

          Isn't it in Garden Grove??

        • Bob

          That's a Vietnamese coffee shop. She isn't asian. Are you sure?

          • Bob

            You are correct…

    • The Dude

      Best 30 seconds of her life, right cabbage?

      • savagecabbage

        that's a little optimistic

        • Holmepump

          That includes foreplay.

    • chiveadmin

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    • WwRGSwW

      Well you could probably win her over with a new roll of toilet paper.

    • Yerp

      Dude she's super hot. None of you would turn her down. Good thing my office is 5 minutes from that cafe. I know where I'm going on my lunch break tomorrow.

      • Yeah

        Dude, bring back pics for fucking sure!

      • fact


    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • stefansoble

      I'd take her for a nice seafood dinner

    • mikewiskeydelta

      Ho-ly-shit! i looove t-bars!

    • D3AN

      Cafe Lu isn't the only place in the OC.

    • emailhobo

      And your point is???

    • GI Joe

      Oh the things I'd let her do to me………

    • BWaecker

      What ever happened to the show Samurai Jack?

    • who cares

      This is still a bot. Why have they not been blocked?

    • Mike Hunt

      Bend over!

    • Jason

      She works at Cafe Lu in Santa Ana

  • hi mom

    #17 LETS GET WEIRD!!!

    • Hester

      Very tight butthole

      • Kato

        Its gonna be hard to pee in that butthole. Unless you have a good aim.

    • chiveadmin

      Welcome slide show visit


      • Sean Med


    • Deep Dish

      I'm going for a very specific kind of weird.

  • John

    It appears that Dave on Wheels slipped into a coma last night. His sister filled in the details on Dave's blog:

    Complete update on theCHIVE shortly


    • Kenai

      Come on Dave, you got this. KCCO.

      • Firefighter23

        I hate bad news. I'll run my next fire call in his honor regardless

    • Rupert Pupkin

      All you have to do is say the word, John. Chivers are always on standby.

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      Damn, I hope he pulls through. He is an amazing inspiration.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      Thanks for the update John

    • goForth

      Stay strong, Dave, stay strong.

    • Teddy Roxspin

      😦 Damn KCCO Dave!

    • Tejas Chiver

      Damn… Be strong Dave! KCCO

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Stay strong bud!!!

    • Smaulz

      Don't really want to 'like' this one, but thanks for the update John.

    • ThunderKCCO

      shitty man… that truly sucks. KCCO Dave

    • AussieChiver

      Thoughts and Prayers are with Nichole, Dave's mum, thier family and freinds and of course Dave.
      Keep Calm & Chive On but in Dave's case


    • Cheetos

      Stay strong Dave kick that coma's ass.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Scuzzy19 Jeff Fuentes

      Keep calm and Chive on! your tweets are something I look forward to seeing every day. There is something in my eye…brb

    • amrith777

      Peace,prayers & blessings ❤

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • Dan

      Who are the 27 assholes that like Dave slipping into a coma?

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

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    • Jason

      Who really gives a shit?

      • DirtyChar

        I do stupid motherfucker.

  • Wannabang

    #33 where earth and food porn meet

  • AssClown

    #42 #50, Absolutely beautiful Spinners.

    • Med

      what's a spinner?

      • Yerp

        You must be a girl…

    • BigManJones

      You could jack hammer with my wiener right now…

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • CSheridan12

      #50 is just… MOARMOARMOAR

    • Dub_B_U

      Dat Ass

    • Gabe

      These two need to battle it out for the top spot on this DAR. Because gorgeous, thats why.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #28 surfer girls may get me to change my choice of sports

  • Kyle C.

    #2 Gorgeous! MOAR!!

  • Kenai

    #29 I was expecting to see Mac shoot by

  • Tillman61

    #8 Hard to make comments on the funny / sexy pics knowing this. Keep Calm Dave, please.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #8 Time to band together Chivers.

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #50 gets my vote!

  • Hrdwood

    #32 … and I thought I was hen-pecked…

    • ... and?...

      I checked thru 6 pages of comments, and NO ONE went with CHICKen MAGNET?

      • Topher

        This dudes guns are cocked….bam

  • Truth

    You know how I can tell the chive sucks ass now? Because the number of people commenting has fallen off a cliff the last couple of months.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Who cares what other people look at? I am very entertained.

      • JustSayin'

        That's cool, bro. But apparently the rest of the internet wasn't.

    • TheDude

      I think people finally realized there is no reason to comment unless you do on the first page. Nobody looks past it anyway.

      • Cheetos

        Exactly this.

        • Canadodian On Wheels

          perhaps the chive collective is keeping calm, with a heavy heart

        • TheDude

          I like you Cheetos. At least I think I do. I'm really high right now

      • Yeah

        You should look past the first page. Chivettes do and they post all the time!

    • Garland

      Do you read Playboy for the articles to?

  • What the?

    is it me or does #29 go faster and faster the longer you stare?

    • reaperMEDIC

      As soon as the end gets here I'll let you know.

    • Nicnac

      I was going to ask that LOL. It definitely appears to speed up and then hit a constant. Terrible weak brains!

    • ...

      You should probably stop staring now.

    • moogle

      I was expecting Mac to be in one of the cars…

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #21 – You'll never get this, you'll never get this!

  • jreddy23

    "Take me Garth!"
    "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #44 I need a birthday hug, now!

    • I'm Awesome

      That is the best pushup bra ever if it is the same chick in both pictures

      • Chivette

        They're not pushed up.. Just pushed together 🙂

        • Yeah

          Moar. Make that shit happen. You're gorgeous!

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

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    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

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    • Chivette

      Happy Birthday *hugs*

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Made my day! Now what's your number 😛

    • SOhioChiver

      Perfection! I love to see a little of that mound
      You are one gorgeous girl

  • Trolololo

    #34 in order to have an underboob picture you need to have BOOBS!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      You fucking serious? Like you could ever get a girl like that. Freaking rediculously gorgeous!! Keep the photos coming!

      • Tillman61

        Well done, Smokey, couldn't have said it better. She's awesome.

      • paula

        pictures like this help my bulimia

    • Jeff

      Smokin hot, I'd say, but then she went and ruined it with the tattoos.

      • chiver

        ya nothing says sexy like a big skull tattoo on her leg

        • RW Griswold

          To some chivers (e.g. me) yes, nothing does say sexy like (well done) skull tattoos on thighs.

    • Yuppp

      You never have anything good to say. Shut your pie hole.

    • JRM

      Hmm I must be imagining those magnificent titties then…

    • karlitos

      your an idiot and a terrible chiver. If a hot chick puts her self on the internet dont be a dick, your probably not on cuz your full name is Trololologladite. trogladite

      • frankie

        No, he got it very right, karlitoslolologladite

    • Josh

      I enjoy her amount of boob quite a bit. Not everyone likes gigantic boobs. She looks awesome and if she is happy with her body whp are to judge. I also want to know where she got those panties because my wife needs a pair ASAP. Please tell me Chivette where you bought those panties!

      • frankie

        you need a slut-pig on the INTERNET to tell you how to buy something for your WIFE? Tell us your balls were cut off for cancer or you lost them in the war. Otherwise, get back in the kitchen, Joshy-girl

        • Joshy-girl

          Sorry that I have a wife that I enjoy seeing in her underwear. I thank you for your concern over my balls. They are fine but for the vasectomy I had because my balls are so awesome they just kept making babies. Enjoy your left or right hand because that seems like the best action you can hope for.

          • Gavin

            I think he was trying to say man-up and go to a store..trying to get a girl on the web to tell you about her underwear is creepy

            • Creepy

              I'd love to go to the store and buy those panties. That's why I want to know what store to go to. I see something I find sexy and I want my sexy wife to wear it too. I don't see the problem. I'm not asking if I can have her underwear that she's wearing…that's creepy.

              • Smithers

                Yeah, wank

              • very uncreepy

                Your mom is upstairs. You should ask her while she changes you

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Hey chiver Most awesome and great Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • SMD

      That's a lot of thumbs down, I feel like you failed severely. Oh well, better luck next time. Oh yeah, please, alllllllllllllllllllllllll the way off.

  • Kiesa

    #29 what the F**k is this?

    • Darf

      DC subway.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      hmm… a subway?

    • Your Mom

      Kinda looks like a penis to me.

    • SirCtheIII

      It's an extended GIF. Let it play, and around 2 minutes in you'll see Mac go by wearing a new Chive shirt.

      • Kiesa

        So what you expecting me to stare @ this shit for 2 minutes?
        Waste of time.

    • Nicnac

      The endless train, bud. The ENDLESS TRAIN.

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Hey chiver Most awesome and great Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

  • MasonM

    I hope to God David is OK.

    • frankie

      God ain't helping…

      • ComOn

        His own strength will pull him through

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