Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • The Village Idiot


  • Yyc


  • Max

    I love you all…

  • eeee

    how about a 68 and i'll owe you one?

  • PiratesFan

    #3 Seriously though, this is really annoying.

    • who cares

      Pirates fan as in ECU or the baseball team?

    • Winston

      its to get your attention as you're leaving the room to get another beer

    • Robzombie

      I believe the government is working on laws to stop this. China has already done it because it annoyed their president

      • Bojo

        Yeah, well, nothing annoys our president so i guess we're screwed

      • Adam

        Canada just brought that law into effect. It's glorious!!!

        • Levian

          Since when? It's still the same for me

      • joe shabadoo

        it already is illegal to raise the volume of commercials. so the volume of the tv show/movie is lowered because that isnt illegal

    • chiveadmin
    • dnsbubba

      On TV shows, different sound channels are set to different levels, the dialogue, music, etc. On commercials, they are all set as high as legally allowed. And yes, it's to get your attention.

    • Deep Dish

      Who still watches commercials? The only time I see them now is on Hulu.

    • truth

      I remember when it all started with those damn annoying car commercials almost 20 years ago. I remember national news channels reporting on the tactic at one point. That is also why all our TV's try (in vain) to balance out the sound when those commercials come on.

      • Jen

        or on those furniture blow out sales… SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

    • techno_viking

      Especially when you're taking a nap and that loud fucking commercial wakes you up.

    • Hawksnester

      You will all (Americans) be happy to know the CALM Act goes into effect December 13, 2012.

    • chiveadmin

      Show as slideshow


    • Kato

      As a Master Control Operator who works at a local TV Station, I apologize for this. I need my bathroom breaks yo!

  • drewdeze

    #22 that is all

    • eeee

      asians are fucking nasty

      • fronteraster

        That's a wonderful piece of information you gave us there.

      • RandomObserver

        Not that Asian.

        • carl

          no, he's right. they usually have the smelliest vaginas.

          • DaddyD

            And what sample size is that comment based on? I've had sex with over a dozen Asians, and they all smelled just fine.

            • Frank

              Asian men don't count.

              • Dr. Sidaredes

                Wow. DAddyd just got rocked!!!!!

    • Dub_B_U

      i just made that noise homer simpson makes when he thinks o food lol

    • chiver

      would love to be sitting in that chair when her legs give out

    • billyjack13

      Wish my face was in that chair

  • Wet_tosti

    #17 happy coming out day Mac…..

  • Yyc

    #13 seriously chive stop posting the same things day after day it's really starting to get old

    • WilliamNye


    • Noah

      It's acceptable with pictures that are consistently funny!

      • Mr X

        Or girls that are insanely hot

      • carl

        is this picture consistently funny?

      • Yyc

        But it's not even funny at all

    • DaddyD

      At least spread them out a little better. It's great to see an old favorite a few weeks or months later, but seeing the same pic 2 or 3 times over 2 to 3 days …

  • pingpong

    #8 I will go out to the yard for their milkshakes

    • amrith777

      2 girlz 2cupz

      • JSJ

        2 girls, 2 milkshakes and ME!

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      who's on the right?

      • kayden

        Veronique popa and sandra popa… Sandra is like 16.. haha

        • Dude

          Except she's not. She's 18 you twat.

        • Med

          good work, kayden

      • Slim Jim

        doesn't matter they are both equally stupid hot

    • acupofjoe


    • Osgood
    • Kato

      Their milkshakes definitely brought me to the yard.

  • Noah

    #27 Relaxes me. So graceful.

    • chiveadmin
    • Wiley

      I want to be there instead of behind this damn desk.

    • glamis26

      Red Bull Stratos?

    • Shuckers

      I'd like to see her do that with a balloon in her mouth.

    • Big D

      I bet you could hear a loud whooooo, like when you blow over the top of a beer bottle

  • Dayuum

    Their milkshakes certainly bought me to the yard…

  • B Dub

    Meh….. Other than #8. Always room for great tush!

  • Repeater

    #13 way to go chive 4 days in a row. Even dane cook doesn't recycle stuff this often

    • gclark

      I predict many down thumbs, although your totally right…. I thought it was just another deja vu feeling.

      • Morten Prang Norup


        You're welcome.

      • Repeater

        I'm not surprised that I got a lot I thumbs up a lot of people that I talk to are getting tired of this from the chive.

  • Everclear


    • Tyler

      Oh wow never heard this joke before. Please tell it again! #PleaseBringBackOriginalComedy

      • Mike Hunt

        I know! What a dumb ASSymptote

      • joe shabadoo

        haha its like reading all the comments on here. People just make a joke we've all seen a million times and think it's hilarious

    • UranusIsBeautiful

      Kinda looks like a miniature rectum inspector getting ready to dive into Oprah's asshole.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Wrong. It's an elephant's belly button and someone has stuck one of those miniature railway figures next to it. If you put this image into Google, you will see the full picture.

      • Danno

        I prefer, "Extreme Golf"

  • afewlittletrysts

    #25 The thug life chose this one young

  • Sorel

    That's an Uruk-hai.

    • lat297

      His name could still be 'Orc', smartass

      • Old Jeezy

        What if, by the wildest ironic coincidence, his name was Frodo?

        • Dub_B_U

          what if his name was ryan dunn lol ….. too soon?

          • makmane

            Its also welcome to jackass, not this is jackass. Jackass.

  • Alex

    #1 best glory hole

    • gclark

      Always preferred a wet glory hole

  • Muadieb

    #22 I'm not sure, but this looks like it could get uncomfortable. Let me help you with some support.

  • amrith777

    #16 Forever alone =/

  • Dan

    #7 It's gotta be a pain in the ass to switch to the spare tire on that thing

  • fronteraster

    #14 Time to search the internet for this gem.
    #29 It really is amazing what this guy does.

  • amrith777

    #29 Spincter Factor = 102

  • gclark

    Im guessing the milks shakes in #8 brought a lot of boys to the store.

    • Old Jeezy

      3rd time this joke has been made, just on the first page…

      • gclark

        Yah, I realized that after I made the comment…….. Ahhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

    • http://onfunzone.com/ ninechive

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

  • Versari

    #10 The future must apparently start later…

  • Fifty_Ville

    #16 Well, yeah, if you're Clint Eastwood and you're gay for Obama.

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