Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • 6655321

    #15 He is the Ziggy Piggy. Oink oink oink oink.

    • Bonaparte

      ha. I was going to make the same comment.

    • Oops

      Pretty bad that I recognize that from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

      • Otter

        Colonial Cafe – The Kitchen Sink

    • steve


      • Gonasiphaherpalitis


    • parkatola

      There was a place in Salt Lake at Trolley Square that used to serve something like this. It was called, not surprisingly, the kitchen sink because it had everything but, well it had everything. Any SLC chivers remember the name of the place? Thanks in advance. KCCO.


      • senatorbl

        It's actually in Logan, Utah. The place is called Angie's.

        • parkatola

          Thanks. Trolley Square used to have a place as well, but I'm not surprised that this one is in Utah as well. Lots of ice cream consumption. Go Aggies!


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #23 Welcome to Twisted Metal

    • Jenny

      *cough* Mad Max *cough*

  • Crash

    #12 awesome! If u ain't first ur last

    • JJJ

      Then you, my friend, are last. At everything. Except being a massive douche.

      • Crash

        Shit will buff out, but haters gonna hate^

  • hater

    #32. I don't always skydive. But when I do, it's from FUCKING SPACE.

    • Rusty Shackleford

      Pssh I could totally do that… Okay I lied

      • Hrdwood

        I listened to Tom Petty's FREE FALLIN yesterday… does that count?

    • assman

      not to take away from him, he's super badass. But it was the stratosphere, there's still the mesosphere, thermosphere and exosphere. I guess if you count the part of the atmosphere where a human cannot survive then it would be called space, but that would have started at a lower altitude. It was called RedBull Stratos for a reason……now pay my toll to cross my bridge!

      • assman

        people who downvote this are uneducated and when they do downvote, deep down inside they will know they are pathetic for not educating themselves.

        • smallchinaman

          I down voted, then I logged onto another computer and down voted again.

        • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

          I down voted because "FUCKING SPACE" was more succinct than all that rambling…not that you are wrong….just….fucking space

        • ...

          People who down vote this have respect for an amazing act, may not have been space but it was still awesome. The farthest you've fallen is off your computer chair.

      • fuckUassman



        you are a sad, sad individual, assman. you will die a sad and lonely man. oh, and go and fuck yourself.

    • Don Rickles

      Tell ya, if I had a terminal disease, that's how I'd want to go out. Jump from space, tuck in your arms and legs form maximum aerodynamic shape to max out speed, and then go in head first. No 'shute. I'd enjoy a beautiful 10 minute flight and then wouldn't need to pay for a casket, as my remains would all be in my helmet. Just throw a couple of scoops of dirt over the small crater I made and call it a day.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        That's beautiful, my friend.

      • VaderWRX

        I like where your heads at. But can my visor display some girl on girl porn right before impact.

    • Pretty Smile

      How about a little more style on the jump.

      • huh?

        i think jumping from space IS style.

  • Dan

    First, bitches!

    • Earl

      Ok, 4th

  • maboze1x

    #32 The dude!!!

  • Peter

    Props for you #21 . You look F'ing amazing. Congrats 🙂

    • weofkwerightao

      for real?

      • Anjin-San

        I would have done her even when she was chubby…

        • N8orius

          #21 and #22
          i'll take the one one the left. Nah!…. just kidding, congrats red headed step child, i mean bombshell!

    • Ani


    • RG3

      Hopefully the left side is the Before Pic…

      • Gonasiphaherpalitis

        HAHA N1

    • CombatKCCO

      More pics of this chick skinny please!

    • 3Monkeys

      MOAR of the new you, please!

    • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

      Moar. Stunning redhead!

      • mopar_man

        I'd love to see more of this stunning beauty too.

    • Super K

      Perfect body type. Gorgeous.

    • Buckeye Mike

      Awesome job girl! And thank you for sharing the results. 😉

    • What_Tha

      Yup… that's impressive.

  • WannabeNAVYbutMechE

    #21 Damn. Kudos to you!
    #32 Boss as shit!!

    • Jumbo

      The left is actually the after

  • Xena

    #3 granny repping it hard.

  • EMG

    #35 Eeermagherd! Peerhm Perrhms!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Betz.23 Brandon Betz

    #21 is doing it right! Good job, Keep it up

    • http://www.facebook.com/joseph.ibanez.5 Joseph Ibanez

      Moar of the left and the right!!!! Moar thick beautiful women por favor!!!!

      • Arnold

        The one on the right is the before. 2 Years latter after splitting up with her boyfriend she had the pic on the left taken. Remember guys…..them fat women need loving too!

  • Pokie

    #26 It's always disappointing when the guy shows more nips than the lady…

    • KyleGamgee

      I hadn't noticed.

  • andyINalbert

    not first

  • Gustopher

    #31 – Someone's going the wrong way…

    • Boondock

      They got the "Go To Jail" card.

  • demby

    #32 no thank you

  • goddamhipsters

    #28 hipster mailmen? please. no.

    • Bryan

      No no, not hipster. Just the average rocker mail man. He'll hand you you're mail and a guitar solo.

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #16 it's little Dave Grohl!

    • Chivette11

      Learning to walk againnn.
      Sorry, had to. :]

      • Dr. Fuck U Douche

        LOL even if he is disguised like the FooFighter's singer,
        he looks like the Nirvana's drummer..

        • Boondock

          "the" Nivana?!



            • Boondock

              Cover band for Nirvana

    • Darth_vader

      Chumlee off pawn stars?



    • chivepolice

      repetitive comments are repetitive

  • Carbon

    #21 GEEEEEEEEEEZ thats pretty damn awesome

    • Harhar

      theChive endorses inspirational story:

      Turns out to be fake

  • hootie

    #21 The best thing about a formerly chubby hot chick is she's hot AND knows how to give great head. A WIN-WIN!

    • CombatKCCO


    • thebeefinjector

      hahaha your comment is awesome!

    • matt

      That is true, my wife used to be a big girl and now she is 120lbs and gives the best head, it's awesome

      • shirt nonsense

        yeah she does KCCO bro

      • Mike Hunt

        you mean she used to give great head, you are married right?

  • bErMeNtAl

    #21 good job!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #34 KCCO! You are a tough woman and a great fighter I am impressed keep that great attitude

    • TarteX

      fuck ALS

    • guest

      God bless, Keep fighting.

    • Cinurwe

      Fuck ALS.

    • Xbigstewx

      Fuck ALS

  • bigd

    #32 high as fuck

  • Dan

    #22 "Mom, you said this one looked more realistic!"

    • http://randomarmywife.blogspot.com/ Say, Ambular

      "It's OK that mine isn't movie quality."

  • Tiber_Septim

    #21 #32 Congrats on meeting both your goals both are simply incredible

    • Zzzzzzzzzzzz


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