Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose (31 Photos)


    #1 If a face could say "oh fuck" this would be it.

  • bma

    #29 Wish I could say the same…

    • Lets call me "Bob"

      If we're being honest…………once I had to go really bad in my dream and reality, started pissing in my bed and realized it wasn't a dream half way thru…………at that point I figured, might as well finish. I was 24.

      • chiveadmin
      • Jen

        i did the same thing at 17 and i was sleeping next to my best friend in another friends bed. i had to wake her up to tell her that id peed on her. Sorry!

    • chiveadmin
  • Needlegun13

    #24 Every time when you have a 2 year old.

  • IrishInNJ

    #28 That has less chance of being legit than the DaveOnWheels saga.

    • _DoC_

      I passed out at a random party once on their couch…woke up face down with 3, yes 3 hot butt naked girls riding on my back like cowgirls (after everyone else was gone). They apparently had just got done having a 4 some with one of the girls boyfriend. I rolled on my back when I heard them talking about jumping on me again. The view (from what I could see that drunk) was pretty amazing.

      Needless to say I believe just about anything after that.

      • Rick_

        Pics or it didn't happen.

        • _DoC_

          I think the girls have pics, but they aren't sharing….

    • Womb_Raider

      I know but I will hold onto some hope that this dude is gonna get some ass and not just rub one out to the smell of their shampoo when they're done.

  • PiratesFan

    #2 sounds like a win-win to me

  • Electric Boogalo

    #11 the best part of owning a smartphone! Happens to me every day.

    • Daniel Tosh

      never realize that an hour can pass by so fast

    • ya, you heard me

      get a life

    • Rastamon420

      I thought it was just me – glad I'm not alone

  • jbcrazylife

    #31 Congratulations!!!!

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    • Si1entStatic

      How do I know they didn't just hand a random cute girl that sign then snap the shot. I'm not sure what I can believe after Dave on wheels……… unless it's legit. then good for you.

    • Jimbo the Swede

      Neither have I! Let's celebrate!

  • Macro

    #24 lulz

  • Zak

    #31 Big Win!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #31 But hello cirrhosis!

  • RooFeeOOO

    #7 You weren'tsupposed to take those Total cereal commercials seriously.

    • ThunderKCCO

      damn.. it'd be like shitting an actual cinder block.

      • Boondock

        Imagine if it was Colon Blow….

  • Goodneighber

    Extra chive meetup tickets are up online for those that missed out. Don't know why nothing is up on the site yet….

  • HotMomma

    #31 Congratulations on being cancer free and good to see you celebrating life! KCCO!

  • Horus


    Don't ever be discouraged to help the less fortunate even if it backfires on you. You never know whose life your changing for the better.

    Stay humble. Stay helpful.

    • DrGarnicus

      Well said!

    • John

      "Less fortunate?" I don't have to beg for money because I bust my fucking ass. Luck has nothing to do with it.

      • its_forge

        Because anyone can succeed if they just work hard enough. ::eyeroll::

    • SmokeyTheBear

      KCCO and fuck the police!

    • crystal

      Amen to that!!! Always help the less fortunate. It is ur duty as a fortunate person.

  • JPPO

    #9 GREAT!!!

  • CincyHere

    Andale andale, arriba, arriba #1

    • socalmarti

      More like; !Volando Guey!

  • OmahaDude

    Does shit like #22 really happen?!? I always say "thank God there was no Facebook when I was in college" but then I see stuff like that.

    • McSmizzle

      Absolutely no way that's real.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #22 The Facebook fairy godmother….

    • K-9

      Every girl needs a friend like that.

      • 0CanadianBacon0

        so does every guy….

  • tv_paul

    #6#13#23#29 Use my image in multiple god damned posts……never see one F*ckin' red cent.

    • Jen

      i appreciate you, paul

    • Verbal_Kint
      • Yeah


        • Verbal_Kint

          Yeah, saw that but was too lazy to change it. I knew the spelling police would come by soon to take care of it. Thank you for your prompt and courteous service.

          • tv_paul

            I don't even see anything on the first post from Verbal and where is there a "their" anyway in any of these?

            • hello?

              in the big ass picture…

  • Popowich

    #6 #13 #23 #29 these are always my favorites. This kid looks like my 15 month old boy!

    • KCCO

      it's funny because the kid in the pic just ate like a hand full of sand and the actual expression on his face is more like "i've made a terrible mistake!"

    • chiveadmin

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos)

  • wmship

    #22 I wish she and I had 65 friends in common, and a baby.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #22 I hope that's true. That would be epic.

    • Urethra Franklin

      Stop saying epic, it isnt 2009 anymore

      • You're Clever

        School got out early, huh?

  • driftwoodprose

    #12 – does one good turn not deserve another?

  • andyINalbert

    #22 why a wing woman is always better than a wing man

    • douche

      pretty sure thats a dude….just emo and french canadian

      • its_forge

        Yeah Jean-Baptiste is a man's name, he's either from Quebec, Haiti or France.

        • Mark

          he could also be from Mauritius.

          • its_forge

            Or Belgium, or uh, Morocco? Or a hunnakazillion other places…

  • some-dude

    #8 At least there won't be a fight over the armrest…

    • G_Had

      This made me laugh and feel bad at the same, well played!

    • hazzardous

      hey chiveadmin – Y U BLOW UP EVERYBODY'S COMMENT AND NO LET US ENJOY THE SITE? we are already on here.

      • Mr_fn_T

        spambot is obviously not really a chive admin, you know…right?

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