Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • doodles

    first first fsirpgispdigpsdog

    • also doodles


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well at least your not Paula.

      – Fan testimonial: "This is the most positive feedback I've seen for you in a while Paula. Keep showing boobs – Duder"

      • DaddyD


        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          You know, I REALLY just want to slap Chivers in the face with a trout when they take my bait these days.
          Next time I'll post a warning signe (they'll still fall for it anyway, you'll see… )
          <img src="http://allfacebook.com/files/2012/08/WarningSignRedYellowWhite.jpg"&gt;
          – Fan testimonial: "I demand this as a future Paula signature quote: "Pretty much anything with a vagina and a cute face floats my boats". Just the part in quotations though, not the entire thing… – Dick Salad"

          • Nick

            It's 'sign' asshole!

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Words can not even begin to describe the astonishing level of
              UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE!!!1! here…

              It's like Chivers knocking on my door, drinking the roofie they brought themselves as soon as I open the door and then asking me: "Where would you like me to pass out my beloved Paula?"

              – Fan testimonial: "Ah here! Paula much smarter than you! such an inaccuracy; she's smarter than everyone. – insanely great"

            • max

              LOL nick youre a complete fucking retard!!!!!!!!!! She was baiting you to correct her spelling and even put up a warning sign you stupid asshole!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA how fucking dumb can you get??

              • AllTaco

                Nick trolled the troll.

                • Nick

                  No I'm afraid the bitch got me there.

      • Tothe

        Paula, you are the worst. You are so annoying, unfunny and unlikeable that I'm positive you want to be despised. From the Hugs to the annoying quotes to your dumb name, everything you do smacks of insecurity and an overall trolliness.

        I wish you were born in a place with a much higher infant mortality rate.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Thank you dear ❤
          Also; the child mortality rate has been WAY up in my surroundings since I started eating solid food.

          Hugs, hugs, hugs and then some….. hugs,
          – Fan testimonial: "I don't understand the general dislike of Paula_ I find it humorous to see how worked up everyone gets… successful troll is successful – DH"

          • Tom

            What the hell are you?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.

              – Fan testimonial: "you know why I love Paula? because every time someone tries to burn her with some stupid joke she makes them look like an ass, you'd think they'd learn. She is more clever and funnier than 90% of the ppl on here. – CanadianMedic"

              • J_Ace

                i ❤ you

                • Yerp

                  That's pretty sad dude.

                  • J_Ace

                    shh, i'm tryna get into her pants ya see? 😡

                    • Yerp

                      You don't want that, your dick will fall off

        • Tom

          Then why do you take the time to read her comments? I agree with you, but come on, it's only annoying if you continue reading…

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I'm like Hotel California inside your brains.

            – the one you love to hate

            • Dub_B_U

              fucks this bitch on

  • Tommy_Boy

    Early DAR!!! WOOOT

    • Raidazzz

      #29 who are you? I have to know.

    • dsd

      yesterday was RUFF

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #38 You're making it very hard for me to keep calm…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You're absolutely right. This underboob photo really is WAY better than the 1,583 other underboob photos before it. This might just be THE underboob photo.

      – 283,843 if you include the reposts of underboob photos

      • JWoeBMoneY

        If they showed your underboob shot, it have your feet in it!

        Fuck Ya,

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          So? I like the way the fur strokes my nipples. You should try it too some time. Care for a free drink?

          – Fan testimonial: "Im pretty sure that no other website like this has its own version of Paula and the loyal following that equally hates her – Sauk Fox"

          • emailhobo

            Yeah, I do care for a drink. Own up now!

    • Jay

      If I ever was in a girl's bathroom that looked like that, I would get the hell out of there. Quickly. But maybe that's just me.

    • Mark

      Oh Canada!

  • TheBAMFinater

    #49 You are a cutie.

    • ChivetteHeather

      Thank you

      • Matty

        I've seen a few Pittsburgh chivers and chivettes on here yet every time i wear my BFM and KCCO shirts out, no one knows what the hell it is. Gotta find where the hell they are all at.

        • PGH_Chiver_Matt

          No kidding! If you find out where they are, feel free to let that information be known!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meh, butterboobs.

      – Fan testimonial: "does this bitch really write down comments people have said about her? LMAO. – George Costanza"

      • lowkey

        wtf are butterboobs anyway???
        for me boobs of all sizes and shapes = great, and this pittsburgh chiver has got a great natural look.. gtfo my rainbow paula 😛

        • ChivetteHeather

          Aww looks like we got some negative nancys! Oh well. I'm confident and thankful for my body — if you don't like it that's your problem. I thank fellow chivers for their compliments, that's just the way I was raised. KCCO all, and have a great weekend!

          • MARKLAR

            Yeah don't listen to haters, ESPECIALLY PAULA! KCCO

          • Squirrelin

            You're wonderful all around and I love curls

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Ah! No, no! You know what 'butterface' means, right?
            So this is 'butterboobs'; everything looks nice except… I don't care about boobs, see? ❤

            – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

      • Dr Shakalu

        Can we see your hairy nipples???

        • MacTheFartIntern

          To Paula that is. Heather is SMOKINGGGGGG HOT!!!

    • boob_cuddle

      More like gorgeous.

      • Anitherbutterface

        No, Paula is correct. Her meh face is much "prettier" in the bottom pic.

        • Eric

          Surprise Surprise, the person with the screen name "Anithebutterface" is hating on a pretty girl. Some people just thrive on negativity I guess.

    • NorCal420


    • thorsky

      Very Cute…….and hopefully a Steelers fan. And Paula — please go kill yourself!!

    • bdg

      #49 Keep going……………..

  • Nick

    #7 is making it awfully hard to do what she's suggesting…

    • tralfaz

      I'm pretending her hand I can't see is on my wiener.

    • Ready to elope


      One day later and this bombshell still doesn't have 100 thumbs up? This is the most beautiful female I have ever seen on the chive, perfection defined. You queers will give that chunby, floppy titted, attention whoring "Meagan" 300 thumbs up and 30 comments, but this beauty can't crack 100 thumbs on the DAR?

      Man, you guys fucked this one up.. Hunny, if you're reading this, you are stunning, and I am ready to make you my wife. Meet me on the corner of Second & Main St. at 6:45pm tonight if you feel the same way (I'm pretty hot for a dude, trust me).

      See you there baby!

      PS: Mea(g)an or whatever the attention whore goes by is a bitch and you should stop feeding her compliments.. She's fatter than she appears, why do you think she only take pics from her tits up? And the one or two of her whole body, well, we know you're sucking in.. Let your rolls and muffins flow freely baby!

      • Yeah

        I'm a little worried you might be the chick in the photo…

  • Hammer_Pants


    Hey, nice balls.

    • Kinda Slow

      I apologize in advance… can someone explain this? It's been a long day

      • thebeefinjector

        the blonde girls hand makes it look like the last girl on the right has a penis.

        • Kinda Slow

          AHHH, see I thought it was common knowledge Russian chicks had big dicks

        • jaw

          i dont think thats what it is, I think that it looks like the two girls on the right share one pair of legs. Either way, pretty weak.

          • Bluto

            Yes, your analysis is quite weak.

      • Rom Mittley

        I didn't know it was a hand…thought the chick had a chubby and I found it kinda disturbing

    • Jebus

      Awkward erection is awkward

    • geo

      lmfao didnt see that till you pointed it out!!!!!!

  • PEepee

    Fuck firsties

    • Firefighter23

      I read that as fuck fisties. Gross

    • Tom


      #33 is totally stolen from that pastrami place pic that's been floating around for at least a year. -2 cool points for your thievery, hippies.

  • Yeah

    I need #7 in my life!

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      You need a life.

      • Yeah

        What's up with the asshole comment man?

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #38 Mmm love sweats

    • ehjay13

      Whoever doesn't needs to be tested.

    • Shirlee

      How many bathroom products does this girl need? Holy shit?

  • Skeet

    #4 oh good, because things are about to get messy

    • Max

      Robin Eley is an amazing artist.

    • roadhog0

      Gonna need some plastic to cover ya from the rain if you're in Seattle long! Rains a lot up here!

    • TheDoctor

      She looks so sad. Can't someone get her real clothes, please?

  • Perry Noid

    Well … that's a little awkward

    • ryan

      she's got the weirdest thumb right now.

  • Burlinator

    #19 Doggie missed a prime motorboating opportunity…

    • Notknowing

      What doggie? All I know is…she's built for motorboating.

    • foul83

      Nice tits on 'er.

    • TheDoctor

      Can someone please photoshop that dog out of there?

    • bonitaChiver

      Smart lab!

  • chivefoundit

    Should have gone one more size up on that mawashi…

  • DoesNotCompute

    #19 duckface & dog tongue

    • pumpkinhead

      #19 I'd Fu*k that duck doggie style

    • Rom Mittley

      I guess the dog finished off all the peanut butter on her crotch

  • Otto


    Is unbelievable

    • TheDoctor

      Yeah, you can always tell the fake ones.

  • jackpot

    first page comment! Jackpot!

    suck me dry….all the way off

  • Question_Mark_

    #47 wow

  • Woody

    #44 looks like bottom woody has a woody

    • http://www.facebook.com/tombaetz Thomas Baetz

      You don't know where I've been woody! You don`t know where I`ve been!

    • KyleB

      C'mon Lou, we really like this place Lou

  • EMT Phenom

    Chivettes make my world go round

    • Bojo

      Aww c'mon woody, we really like this place.

  • wompwomp2

    Wanted #8 but am much more close to #11

    • pumpkinhead

      #8 First I was like, oh orange that's cool… what, its got a pumpkin… take my money now

      • Dads

        Even the black KCCO is available. Look for it.

        • thebeefinjector

          I already have the KCCO black, and now i will be the proud owner of a limited editiion halloween KCCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • DADS

            Virtual high five!!

      • Kurt V

        I didn't even realize the pumpkin. Mind = blown

      • some-dude

        the one day I step outside a bit early for a bowl…though had I known I would have probably stepped outside for a bowl anyway…

    • NorCal420


    • BIYF

      I am so tired of seeing #11 Enough already.

      • mdc

        I'm not………. stoner steve is awesome………

    • svp


  • @thomygold

    #4 thats going to come in handy later

    • Skermitt

      Handy! I see what you did there…

  • Chive Junkie

    #38…I'd like to see MOAR of what you did there!

    • uplim

      Rockin bod #38 KCCO!

  • Matt

    #4 #23

  • smith0

    You did a good DAR today

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #9 Home Sweet Home ❤

    – Fan testimonial: "The biggest question for me is, where did you get the idea you have "fans"? – Spx1"

    • EMT Phenom

      Paula where have you been you slutty little gutter-nymph?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        #9, obviously.

        – Fan testimonial: "Damn it Paula, I just opened your "sfw" in class…I sit in 3rd row of a 20 row class. Someone definitely saw me checking out boobs."

        • HonoluluChiver

          Thought you had died. Huh, couldn't tell if I should set myself on fire or I should walk into traffic.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Combine the two for Ultimate Awesomeness!

            – Fan testimonial: "It seems that the only way to vanquish the pure evil that you embody is to cast your lifeless carcass into the fires of Modor – JWoeBMoneY"

    • loves sammiches

      Nice troll, Troll.

    • reclaimer

      i don't understand what your doing here. you do this every day. weird comments, hugs Paula, and then your fan testimonial. i just don't understand. please share your method of madness here….

      • moose_nutz

        Madness has no method…that is the beauty of it. Complete randomness.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          but more importantly, its about a masterful teasing of T&A

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Waaaaaait…… So this isn't 4Chan?

        – Fan testimonial: "Go away! It's not Norma stitz – JSJ"

    • Charlie

      You lost your trolling ways, Paula. I miss when you used to piss off that stan dalone guy.

    • Yerp

      Even Hell would reject you Paula.

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