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How not to feed a crocodile (Video)

October 18, 2012 | In: Animals, Creepy, FAIL, Idiot, Video

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  • Shockteck41

    My beef is this. When golfers get bit or eaten by crocs or alligators in Florida or wherever they kill the animal and then get their limbs back. If your that stupid then the alligator should get to keep your limbs.

    • Mikel

      Chubs disagrees

  • Cab

    I kept waiting for the gator to take his hand off, hoping really. Then was diss disappointed when it didn't happen.

  • darkknight9761

    Does anyone else besides me hear Darwin calling?

  • Statan

    So, this begs the question; you're filming this and the gator DOES get him. Do you keep filming?

  • Coldzilla

    Funny I fail to see the "creepy" and "fail" side to this. Now I can buy idiot

  • http://www.facebook.com/april.ramirez.1650332 April Ramirez

    When he fell I thought he was a going to get eaten for sure

  • Annette

    What a moron.

  • Juice box

    There goes two minutes of my life that I won't get back. Video sucked.

  • Onoku

    The Darwinist in me wanted him to get eaten.

  • bpete

    What up now

  • Josh

    totally crapped

  • Joe

    Crappy camera, but here is a vid of guy being eaten for those who felt shafted here.
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0ba_1348061111

  • Paddy O

    Having a Chubs from Happy Gilmore moment for about 74 seconds…

  • Qwixel

    sssooooo close for a darwin award. Honorary mention at least.

  • buzzeswoody

    Woman- " will it swallow me whole?"
    Tour guide- " no I heard they spit that part out!"

  • Bubblegum fountain

    Def not a Croc. More Alligator. And a big one

  • Canucks_Rule

    gotta be australia.

    attn bc chivers/chivettes!!
    - 1st unofficial vancity meetup (nov 24th) –> http://tinyurl.com/9l5xl2r

  • subliminal%

    he obviously knows what he is doing… not anyone is going to feed a croc like that.

    he kept very calm when he sank, obvious professional.

  • anthony

    i would like to know where you find short that will fit having balls that large. that said, he will prob be eaten by next week.

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