I don’t even know what’s right anymore (38 Photos)

  • Scodeling


    • The Truth

      is that what you say when you're with your mom and you climax after 2 minutes?

      • DaddyD

        That's what I say when I'm with his mom.

    • Xena

      oh man you must feel so awesome and proud of yourself. go announce it to everyone else from the highest of the mountain tops and then please jump off..

    • Duntworry

      Go die bitch

    • chiveadmin

      Show as slideshow
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    • Scodeling

      Haters gonna hate!

      • Not Scodeling

        Indeed old friend. ❤

  • Not Scodeling


    • Scodeling

      Well done!

  • N2MotoX

    #38 I don't know about you, but I was getting sleepy!

    • English Chive

      Subtle, yet entrancing

    • George Zip


    • Jimmy da Hat

      Who is this TOOL???

    • Underbaker

      I want to stare at her bewbs, but feel like I must look her in the eyes. Why are you messing with my mind Chive?

    • Logan Slogan

      Forget falling asleep, something just woke up…..

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      It looks like Pam!

    • buell

      I definitely wanted to go to bed, but I wasn't sleepy.

  • VaderWRX

    #29 Stop messing with my mind.

    • Tanthony2012

      I stared at that gif for 10 minutes trying to figure out how the dominoes kept popping back up

  • Tyrion Lannister

    You had one job #36

    • DirkDigglerLV

      Do you have any idea how many hopes and dreams that person shattered that day?

    • reaperMEDIC

      I had to look at that way to long to realize what was wrong…. I need coffee.

  • jofv
    • DickBag

      Suck my pee pee

    • Big D

      Why do I wanna open this? I'm not gonna cos it'll probably give my computer teh aids.

  • JimBozo

    #19 Go home bus….You're drunk.

  • readybeeill

    #2 should be Doesn't have the Ball to admit he cheated.

    • Becx

      At least you got that on your second try.

    • Brad

      HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i died

    • DirkDigglerLV

      Don't get "Testy" with Lance!!!

    • Notknowing

      Nope. Cancer took that one.

    • PCHannon

      Not unless you prefer to be grammatically incorrect.

      • jasgat66

        You guys are a bunch of nuts….

  • tv_paul

    #26 I guess a good reply would be she attended her coming-out party.

    • Verbal_Kint

      You never miss….

      • Hrdwood

        Sounds like she was just jerking him around…

        • Verbal_Kint

          It's just to bad it came to that. It seemed premature.

          • MylesofStyles

            I guess you could say that she was drenched in semen…no wait…shit.

            • Verbal_Kint

              I read this while in a meeting and almost sprayed coffee all over the table… My boss asked me, puzzled, is something funny?

          • tv_paul

            When the guy asked her what the guys wore to the event she replied "Members Only"

            • Verbal_Kint

              That must have been a sticky situation….

              • itto


                • tv_paul

                  I heard they gave her a present of a pearl necklace.

                  • Hrdwood

                    Come, come now… that seems a little EXTREME…

                    • Hrdwood

                      Ok… I'm too worn out to keep going with this…

                    • Hrdwood

                      I guess I blew my wad on those last comments… OK… NOW I'm done…

                    • Verbal_Kint

                      nice staying power…

                    • Hrdwood

                      I'm full of spunk…. OK…. NOW I'm REALLY DONE…

                    • Verbal_Kint

                      See, that wasn't so hard…

    • Yann

      I mean, THIS is SOOOOO AWESOME! …she edited after.
      http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121… 😀

    • guest

      What High School?

  • izismile

    ho hum

    • Yep

      No body likes you. Go away.

  • pinattar

    #38 thank you Jenna

    • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

      thanks indeed

    • McSmizzle

      who's jenna?

      • Sean

        Pam from The Office…she's gorgeous…

  • Dr_StrangePants

    #14 Only 2 Left in Stock?……

    that's a lot of dead kitties.

    • savagecabbage

      fail… you mean #14

      • Yerp

        Whoa, double fail.

    • DirkDigglerLV

      That really isn't something to joke about right meow!!

    • the credible hulk

      still wondering who would need 55 gallons of lube. Maybe Paula is looser than we realized.

  • Chiver_Sammy

    #35 has way too many words to read…I like my text posts simple & entertaining like #26 & #13

    • GeoQuin4

      Well, then #35 wasn't meant for you…

    • Lol

      I have a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it?

      • socalmarti

        Against his own head, perhaps?!!? LOL! 🙂

      • 6655321

        Oops, you keep at it.

  • Trevor

    #36 i don't get it

    • Hrdwood

      If you put your meat in the wrong kind of bun, you're gonna have a bad time…

      • tv_paul

        Michael Scott: " That's what she said."

    • HD buns

      Ummmmmmm…. Keep looking, you'll see it my little hot dog.

    • DaddyD

      Then you must have unusually shaped hamburgers.

    • DirkDigglerLV

      Neither did he Trevor, neither did he.

    • John

      Neither do I even after the stupid comments below

      • Hotsauce101

        Those are hotdog buns, in a bag that says hamburger buns. CLASSIC!

  • ThunderKCCO

    #31 doesn't matter, had sex

    • Clarence Jones

      Zeus was a little bored.

  • Erin

    #27 looks like Snookie.

  • Guy Fawkes

    #29 wouldn't let me move on for a while.


    #38 everything is right with this

  • Zaedrus

    #38 Jenna, the ultimate girl next door.

    • Induril

      jenna? jenna who?

      • Anonymous


  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #32 you only had one job

    • Martin

      Apparently, the same job, for 15 years by the looks of it …

    • xx1

      thats how they clean the print heads on those things.

    • steve

      Lmao. This is 5 minutes from my house

  • David

    #1 & #7 are disgusting and should be taken off immediately! There is a limit!!! My parents lost most of their families in these darkest days…

    • David

      I meant #1 & #6.

      • Tyrion Lannister

        I agree there should be a limit, but this isn't it. Hitler was a baby once, with a mother and father too. Don't think this changes the fact that I still think he's a monster. As for #1, I saw two crocodiles having sex, nothing more.

        • David

          So I guess you can't read.

          • Lol

            Holocoste? It's not really a word.

            if you are offended by made up words, avoid the internet.

            Others will thank you when they don't have to read your whiny self entitled comments about censoring the internet so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities.

            • Jack

              How can we even slightly poke fun at an event where 10 million people (Jews and non-Jews alike) get murdered for just being born. All of you are sicko's should have your heads examined.

              • MylesofStyles

                U MAD.

                • Hrdwood

                  I did nazi that coming… did jew?

                  • MylesofStyles

                    Dude. That hurt. Bourbon is never pleasant shooting out the nose.

                • moose_nutz

                  That response made me laugh out loud! You sir, win the internet for the day!

              • stan

                Chill out dude. This is America. Freedom of speech. Obama hasn't revoked that right, yet.

      • bambam4

        fuck you and get over yourself you whiny ass twit.

        • Jack

          It's not about David. It's about you – you fuckin redneck.

          • stan

            Must be an Obama supporter. They all as crazy as Biden.

            • fish

              they're* You Idiot.

    • MylesofStyles

      My grandfather died in a concentration camp as well. He fell off the watch tower.

      • Gradaddy

        beat me to it!!!

      • David

        You sick f**k. Think that's a funny joke?

        • MylesofStyles

          I'm going to wait to see how many thumbs up it gets before I answer that.

        • Yerp

          That's a lot of thumbs up. Apparently a lot of people enjoyed it.

      • thedude325

        Weird, so did mine. He was hit by a falling guard.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          I am ashamed at how much I laughed at this.
          Dark Humor lubricates the gears of the internet.

      • Canadodian Reprobate

        Fell of the Watch Tower? Was he a Jehovah's Witness too?

        • fish

          Well played, Sir

    • david

      Our jewish masters have spoken. The picture must be taken down or face the wrath of the anti defamation whatever group.

    • Jim

      David this is America. Many millions of American have fought and died to give us our freedoms. One is freedom of speech. I suggest you read the U.S. Constitution.

      • David

        Freedom of speech is not the issue. Poor sense of humor and judgement is what bothers me.

        • Noci

          People like you disgust me…you're probably Christian and celebrate Columbus Day . Both of which separately have led to more deaths than Stalin and Hitler combined. It's called dark humor get over it and quit whining. You're entitled to your opinion and we're entitled to ours. All you had to do was state your opinion with "I don't like that :o(" ; not start a debate trying to validate your own beliefs.

        • MylesofStyles

          If your poor sense of humor bothers you so much, perhaps you should take in a comedy show, or read a joke book or two (you're welcome).

          • moose_nutz

            *crossing off Easy-Bake oven for David this Christmas.

            • Hrdwood

              Hanukkah sir…. show David some respect.

        • Greg

          David – why don't u go live in Israel, France or Germany where it's a crime to post such a picture. Here in the USA we still have our balls.

        • bambam4

          You and your sense of some kind of entitlement is one of the reasons anti-semitism persists. The world gets it, the holocaust was a horrific tragedy and we never want to allow something like that to happen again. But, we do not need to hear the constant reminders by overly sensitive, whiny ass twits like yourself.

        • ace11

          Whats wrong with u David? Can't get laid?

    • dirtysteve

      I pity David's parents, they lost most of the family, but still ended up with a humourless internet crusader like him.

  • Rumers33

    Bukakay means to get railed in all of her holes then they all *** on her face.

    • dirtysteve

      no, it doesn't. Just the last part.

    • suck me dry

      She sucked me all the way off in that one.

    • Hrdwood

      I would have consulted my Japanese dictionary on that one, but the pages were all stuck together…

    • iain

      Aladeen on her face.

  • Jimmy Carter

    #15 Still better than the worthless sack of shit we have now.

    • Your wrong

      Yea no

      • LOL

        Love the commie

    • jake

      Agreed! Obama will go down as the worst President in American history!

    • -0-bummer

      Jimmy Carter, LMFAO..

      Jimah is now the second worst president in our nations history..

    • Notknowing

      You're kidding. Right? This meat puppet is better than the one currently in office?

    • dirtysteve

      So the guy who led you into the shit, is better than the guy who's trying to get you out?

      • Gradaddy

        trying to get us out? time for a fact check

        • buckwild666

          time for a new president

          Felix Baumgartner 2012!

      • buckwild666

        Dude you are so right! he has got the best strategy for getting America out of debt! Keep spending more money than you bring in and then just print more money to make up for it! He is the Einstein of our day….

        fucking moron

    • fish

      Excuse me? Bush did a better job than Obama? Really? Time to stop watching Fox News, cuz it rotted your brain. You are clueless.

      • John

        O'negra is the worst now and hopefully for ever and I'm not even American

      • buckwild666

        If anybody uses any news station for facts they are fucking retarded they are all one side or the other… Bush sucked but Obama is 0% better.. Just ask yourself if your life is better off now than it was 4 years ago television is fucked Democrat or Republican

        Ralph Nader 2012!

    • Libtards suck

      You've got to love the brainwashed 0bama B0ts

      • Leeks

        You just keep watching FOX news and thinking it's the liberals that are brainwashed. If you truly want a republican president, nominate someone worthy of the position.

    • LawnGuyLand

      I think they are both horrible. But the "prize" for worst has to be reserved for the one who presided over the worst attack on this country in 200 years and compounded that with an unfounded war resulting in the loss of almost 4500 U.S. soldiers.

  • KayMan

    Nailed It! #32

  • jag

    #35 I dont see the problem its not like they played bands a make her dance

    • Danno

      What? Was that even English?

      • 6655321

        The guys comment or the long ass sentence he was referring to?

      • jag

        juicy j has a song called bands a make her dance i dont title them i just point out their absurdity

    • Underbaker

      Must have been Jack FM, because they play what they like.

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