Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Alex


  • Still_Counts

    #27 If you look closely, past the jiggling ass, you can see two gay guys probably talking about nickelback

    • Baffled

      I was wondering what they could possibly be looking and pointing at that is better than hula girl in yoga pants

      • scuzzy19

        I'm pretty sure I watched this longer than scrolling through this whole post combined…

    • skrolnik

      If you see the two guys in the background, you might be g…

      Nah. Too easy.

    • https://www.facebook.com/achfielden Andrew Fielden

      The adorable Katie Sunshine is hula hooping and you`re looking at people in the background ?

    • lovethehoop

      she has better ones too!

    • Deep Dish

      To insinuate that gay guys like Nickelback is a bigger insult to the gay community than Rosie O'Donnell.

      • Wilm Roget

        yeah – Still_counts should be banned from the universe for that remark.

    • WarEagle

      full video, just put it on mute.

    • Sick350Z

      Philly girl. She has both an Eagles hooping and one with the Fanatic at a Phillies game. Always smiling. Very cute


    #1 Toonces the Driving Cat!

    • TheDude

      God I miss that bit.

    • nola

      I thought that shit was hilarious when i was a kid. "Toonces, No!!!"

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #1 Think he's driving a Jaguar?

    • Tiber_Septim

      #1 That damn katnip dealer is around here somewhere

    • Blushy

      That comment made me laugh harder than anyone elses comment, congratulations you're the winner!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #2 kids in heaven

    • Kiki

      No really, all the blood rushed to his head, he slipped, fell in the water & drown. That chick can't swim. R.I.P. little buddy, at least you went out like a boss.


      Take one big step forward

    • Carl

      That kid is probably 30 by now – very old picture. I think its Paulina Porizkova

      • Curious

        I think you're right, it's from the late 80's Sports Illustrated.
        But it stands the test of time, still hot.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joe.sharp.18 Joe Sharp


    • Firefighter23

      Discrimination is wrong Joe Sharp. Can we please work this out in private? I don't want people to find out our secrets.

    • socalmarti


  • Jose

    Kids making it rain

  • hater

    #21. The real trick: Not getting punched in the face after trying this.

    • Dick Tater

      the real trick is not getting arrested in the US

    • Oklahoma~Chiver

      i laughed my ass off! because im so gonna pull that trick!

      • Mackin

        … see the previous two comments in this thread. Whoever laughs last…

  • IamAwesome


    The guy in the orange shirt is clearly gay

    • IamAwesome

      • FindHer

        Strangely that might be the sexiest thing I've ever seen

        • Yerp

          That's not strange at all.

          • Jen

            im a straight female and that is really fucking sexy.

  • The Bandit

    #2 I hope he appreciates this great view…
    #3 certainly does!

  • Unframed4

    I'm on my ipad and every time I go on the chive I get taken over by these annoying dick pill pop ups. Every damn time

    • 6655321

      Die yuppie scum.

    • Kiki

      Then buy some… Your iPad is talking to you for good reason.

    • guest

      Curse the internet cookies…they rat you out every damn time.

    • Yerp

      Dick pill?

    • Elliott

      It is called ad block pro, scrub. Welcome to the internet.

      • ret


    • Baboocole

      It is pretty annoying. The Chive is the ONLY site I go on that gives me pop-up ads on my iPad. I pulled my iPad out the other day to show something to my boyfriend's mom (the pizza muffin recipe from the Chive) and suddenly all kinds of porn links started popping up with like full penetration shots.

      • Jen


      • Bob

        You do realize those ads are targeted based on your browsing history, right? You've been looking at the wrong muffins, is what I'm saying…

        • Baboocole

          I would say porn watching comprises maybe .5% of my total internet usage, so I call bullshit there. In fact, I don't really "browse" for porn at all. I go to 1 site for my porn needs…

  • Coco

    #12 One more reason to be thankful you don't live in Minnesota.

    • Cartridge

      Minnesota and physics, always f***in up m game

  • Jose

    Oh hell yes

  • bukssna

    Anybody know wheres this from? #30

  • Winston

    #23 "It's all about the girth" said some slutty chick to me once

    • johnny-k

      Yes, I believe they covered this in the sitcom Friends, the inportant thing is girth…

      • Jen


  • Lint6


    Katie Sunshine..many videos..watch and enjoy http://www.youtube.com/user/4638katie/videos?view

  • Lisa

    Bob…I was in Seattle on a layover this morning…and I was in Hawaii before that…are you & Mac going sideways on me?

    Regardless…#27 has some skills. 😉

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #24 Them asses.

    • Drool @ Pinky

      F'n A-sia

  • hugh.m@rshall.us

    #21 I see what you did there.

  • lambeaux34

    #21 that man is a genius! Especially if he can run away quick enough

  • gclark

    #1 Get in the car, theres no time to explain

    #2 Why having a hot mom could be quite awkward

    • gclark

      Oh also, #27 wins this gallery and probably every other gallery posted for the day.

  • Chester

    I like Juggs.

  • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

    #3 Laaaadies…

  • ChiverMedic

    #25 DAMNIT! I would lose my mind trying to pose for that. Bravo guys!

  • Sirgeo Boomtiddle

    #3 Cosplay isn't a fetish but if you have the right resources you can get your girl to dress up and fetish the fuck out of her.

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