Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • IamAwesome


    They are also afraid of water, heights, and dogs

    • F U

      they? do you mean people?

      • IamAwesome

        Clowns man. Clowns are afraid of water, heights, and dogs.

    • Damien Loki

      I misread that as "Water height dogs" without the commas, I was like "WTF are they?"

      • frankus

        no you didn't

    • SoAmI

      holy $h!t…. I went to school with her

    • Dr_StrangePants

    • WillyWilly

      you misspelled "Jobs"

    • Fellow

      They are also afraid of being quiet in movie theatres.

  • gclark


    • Taipan

      No. Not first. I'm hijacking your comment because you're a tool. #4 is 'tubing' in Laos. As an expat resident of South East Asia and someone who's seen a lot of fun… I cannot advise booking your flights and doing this is soon as possible. Youtube a few videos, google it if you need to – Just book flights. Now.

      • Taipan

        God dammit. Meant #5

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #14 They said I could be anything, so I became a bag lunch

    • RDRR

      a little flat-chested for my taste.

    • BTI

      I said HEAVY starch!

    • MonkeyMadness

      She has, like, no tits.

  • Tallfrog62


    • imdowngetme

      the 9 people that thumbed down are from canada lol losers…

      • Wayne

        You lose the interwebs today.

  • gclark

    Sorry I gots to be first

    • Elihu

      you'll get nothing and like it.

    • Xena

      too bad you're not though..

      • gclark

        Private Fail reporting for duty.

        Ah well I tried and tried twice by mistake.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Sucks to be you.

  • MattyDeuce

    #9 #13

    Lots of derp this morning!

    • silks

      i think #13 just took her soul…..

    • Kodos

      or awkward buttsecks

    • Andy

      The guy on the right looks like a guy named Joey from South GA that I have been trying to reconnect with for years. If anyone can confirm that this is Joey, please email me
      Thanks — KCCO

      • Joey


        • Andy

          Yes, this is Andy– Joey B?

        • Andy

          I am looking for Joey from Eastman— would have been in Baxley, GA for a few years. Is this him?
          If so, please email to the address below. I would love to catch up. If not, disregard.

          or aschmidth@alliancewire.com

          • ColaChiver

            Eastman huh? I'm from Cochran originally. Small world.

            • Andy

              Okay– I grew up in Milledgeville. Lived in Macon. In Atlanta now. Small world in deed.

              And I'm guessing that either isn't Joey, or is a pic randomly taken and posted

  • scoopit

    #24 "Sex Tiger" 60 percent of the time, she works out every time.

    • MattyDeuce

      not funny…and it was Sex Panther anyway.

      • Christina B.

        She does have a tiger on her lower back. I assume he was playing off if that. Maybe it's just 6 am and I need coffee and a Advil for my flbp. :/

        • johnny hams

          haha pics or zero chance you are believed with that one.

        • SOhioChiver

          Christina B, agreed…it's a tiger, because of stripes, now lets get back to the FLBP you speak of…can you refer us to the date and picture number of your last submission?

  • IamAwesome


    Hey Chive, what's your obsession with posting horribly photoshopped pictures of girls butts?

    • UareAwful

      what's your obsession with posting douchebag comments?

    • IamAwesome

      BTW, the original is way better if anyone wants to dig it up.

    • IamAwesome
    • 6655321

      Because big asses are fucking awesome.

      • Ponderous

        yea, that is too big.

        • Cat

          Nope your dick is just to small , remember your nic name in high school ?

      • Tim Berland

        Then probably you will enjoy this http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pmR53-CwuBA/TYOyQXeixfI
        There's a difference between a big nice ass and a fat or unproportioned one

    • Child Please

      Big butts are nothing to cry about. Humps are to be enjoyed, not debated.

    • theapprentice10
    • jimstarswagg

      I like big butts and I cannot lie..

    • Dave

      You put them side-by-side and I would say most people would choose the Photoshoped one most of the time. Why?
      Bc curves on a woman are hott!!!

      • Tim Berland

        Curves are hot when they match the rest of the body. This one is on the limit.

        • Dave

          Far from the limit man. She's proportioned (by general concensus) and since she's in actual shape that would be a curvey toned ass.
          It's ok to like flat women (as in no hips) or even flat assed women but u can't say she's on the limit when we're looking at the general north American population. Lol and/or a chick that's makin it happen (staying in shape).

    • yoda

      1) original is great 2) the shopped one is greater


    The Chive will be my only good thing on this Monday.

  • MattyDeuce

    #30 and best of luck, Tony…hope you heal up fast and that you get a kick ass lawyer and OWN that drunk driver!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      The Prosthetic set has some incredible members, from frontline warriors to Paralympians.

      You are joining an amazing group of people, Tony.

      Draw your inspiration and courage from them and stay strong.

    • ImpressMe

      Hang in there bro!!! You already look like you have the right attitude to KCCO !!!

    • Womb_Raider

      KCCO Tony. The Chive community has your back brother.

    • some-dude

      Lawyer? Go visit the guy/girl with a group of friends and make it so he/she can never drive again….

    • Really?

      Who gives a shit

      • invalidusername

        wow… you are a dick buddy

    • Barry McKokkinner

      you and your friends seem to have the right attitude, Tony. Good luck and I hope you live a long, happy, and prosperous life. That drunk bastard messed you up a little but I guess this will be a test of your metal. All the best, speedy recovery.

    • kbutt

      Poor guy, not only was he hit by a vehicle it looks like he picked up a bad case of Elephantiasis.

      • kbutt

        make that "elephantitis"

    • Boss

      How about bringing him the drunk drivers head on a platter.

  • jchenabc

    #7 you my little friend …. are very lucky ..

    • fuckoffstan




      • jchenabc

        who the fuck is etcrr ?

    • sithney

      that is going to be one well-fed baby

    • http://dollarrubberclub.com dan

      That kid is going to drown with those FLBP http://www.dollarrubberclub.com

      • Bruce


    • Slim Jim

      i'd say his dad is luckier

  • MattyDeuce


    What is "FILTY?"

    • Smeagol

      What is "taters"?

      • abaffuto


    • Randy Bushmaster

      if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

    • Defrosty

      That's how you write 'gay' in Mordor.

    • Pretty Smile

      It's Jamaican…..

  • PiratesFan

    #2 It's unfortunate that with just that building, Japan now has a better shuttle program than America.

    • Child Please

      The world of architecture weeps.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I think its shaped more like a Bowling Pin with fins at the tip

    • You Know It

      Yeah, we didn't put the first man in space or on the moon. Also put a rover on Mars…

      • Andy

        You did not put the first man in space. Yuri Gagarin has a soviet ring to it.

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ janeyqueen

    #1 Have you ever been so angry, you started swinging a half naked boy?

    • saucypants

      You are extraordinarily attractive.

      • English Chive

        Congratulations, you win the award for 'creep of the day'

    • Dr_StrangePants

      well….in my younger days….in a mosh-pit at a concert…. I WAS the half naked boy being swung around and tossed at people

  • B Dub

    #3 Just so cute!
    #7 Um….very attractive mom!!!
    #24 Very nice tush. Thank you Chive!!

  • PiratesFan

    #33 Just relapsed my fear of clowns. I feel like Josh Hamilton.

    • SmokeyTheBear


  • hugh.m@rshall.us

    #16 There's your problem.

  • soren

    All of the above comment suck… besides Tony's, i wish him all the best

    • captain awesome

      Cool story bro.

  • Wet_tosti

    #30 KCCO Tony! Hang in there and recover soon.

  • Vez

    Chive being hacked?

    • Wally

      Yeah, on my iPhone it takes me to raunchy gif sites. Check it out chive! It's not cool

      • Donovan

        iPhone, Well there's your problem.

        • You Know It

          The difference between an iPhone user and droid user? iPhone user doesn't care what phone you have. Droid user trashes iPhone user.

  • Single Tear

    #9 Instead of a tongue, I suspect that this broad has a smaller version of her head come out of her mouth when she's ready to mate. In the club, no one can hear you derp.

  • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

    #26 bananasabers!

  • ...

    #6 Cowasaki

    • saucypants

      People love puns, but they're too easy. You're just milking it.

      • ktmsandwitch


    • Tyler P

      Made me laugh

    • ChiverLance

      Nicely played. Just can't see how that moo-torcycle can hold that much weight.

    • chiver

      I dunno, I found that udderly hilarious

    • John

      reddit called, they want their joke back…

    • CalculatedRisk

      Legen-dairy balance.

  • josh

    #30 ……What a sorry basterd that done this to you. Hang in there bro, maybe you can score some mad ass with a bad ass prosthetic. Love ya bro.

  • luls

    #13 sucking the soul via buttshex

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