Natural selection has made its share of bad choices (32 Photos)

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  • SmokeyTheBear

    #1 I think they're wearing the wrong camo…

    • uncommon sense

      Its Iraqi soldiers. They wear blue urban camo and carry AK's.

    • Westy

      Typical canadaians are still smarter then a typical american…

      • Manny

        *Canadians

        • SmokeyTheBear

          What's that all a'boot eh?

          • NoHope4Some

            Its still spelled "about".

            • SmokeyTheBear

              Then why do they say it like a bunch of denim tuxedo wearing retards?

              • whale hntr

                Same reason all Americans say y'all. You don't. Neither do we. True story

              • NoHope4Some

                A: I am Canadian and how did you know I own a denim tuxedo? Actually, I own 7. You're just jealous.

                B: If you were referring to the cadpat, I hope you don't actually think it's made of denim. If so, you are incompetent.

      • Bowl

        Than

    • Critical Observer

      depends on whose side you're on.

  • Mr.ha

    Yea buddy

  • Pete Schweaty

    #32 Why won't this garbage disappear already.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I don't think her ego fits in the trash compactor

    • The_Truth

      I caught half an episode recently. She's really just a sweet young girl. It's Jabba the hut & the rest of her inbred camera whore family that are effed up.

      • MrHat

        You realize she's a camera whore too right? South Park had a perfectly accurate depiction of what that family is like including Honey Boo Boo.

        • The_Truth

          South Park can be very silly & it's viewers will believe anything they say.

          • Minha Lenha

            its

    • DrBoogie_R32

      If I could click the "thumbs up" a million times I would.

    • Womb_Raider

      Because people watch it. What a freakin travesty. Although, I guess the_truth is right in that you can't blame the kid because her mom is dumber than a bag of rubber hammers.

      • DOCTA

        Are rubber hammers dumber than regular hammers?

        • repoman86

          Yes.

    • John John

      lol, wtf dude she is only a child, it’s not her fault that her parents are braindead.

      • Jawbone

        So much for "KCCO", right, you judgmental fucking douchebags?

  • The_Truth

    #30 Pretty typical father/son relationship in Chicago.

    • KiamichiBigfoot

      Whoa, that revolver is loaded!

      • rambo

        I noticed that too

    • jabbadabooty

      And someone will try to say the stereotypes are wrong. This is just law enforcement job security…

    • Critical Observer

      yep, quality parenting skills for sure.

    • Guest

      The_Truth, if they were white would you have said the same thing? I don't think so.

      • Dan

        No, then it would be redneck jokes.

      • Chi-towner

        It wouldn't make sense if they were white….

      • Dale

        No. They wouldn't be doing this if they were white.

        • Bost

          Or they would be holding the hand guns the proper way……..

      • The_Truth

        No, because white people don't shoot up neighborhoods in Chicago. Your point?

    • guest

      And they would be holding rifles.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #17 Is that a kid in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    • peter

      is that his belly button or a bullet wound?

    • juicyjay

      best… however his facing is telling me that there is no happiness in his life whatsoever, but that baby looks like she loves whatever situation she is in at that moment

    • Jed

      Quaid!!!!

  • VaderWRX

    #14 merica

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #1
    Soldiers. Can do what they want.

  • CowboyChiver

    #3 is not a fail, that's just pure ugly christmas sweater awesomeness…

    • DaddyD

      With reindeer humping?

    • Michele

      Boots are dreadful, but the sweater/dress is epic.

    • GalvatrazChiver

      I don't think gay reindeer sex is very Christmasy.

  • Sarris1979

    #6 Spearfish, SD… Need I say more?

    • smallchinaman

      They could get into a horrible accident and she wouldn't break one bone.

    • haha

      Actually it would be enough to just say South Dakota 🙂
      And once they arrive at Walmart they'll gett off the bike and get an a scooter instead!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #27
    What in the F is going on here?

    • Jimmy Boy

      Mom? Dad?

    • Luke

      Wife that is going through cancer treatments standing next to her supportive / silly husband?

      • TheGentleman343

        No this isn't, it's EVA & ADELE from a British TV Show called Eurotrash. They are just plain weird!

  • lBLACKlHAWK

    #17 If you observe closely you'll notice the mother kangaroo and her Joey are scanning the outback for some food

  • Jayavc

    #28 #6 Bikers get all the hot chicks

  • Zappa

    #27 I mean, I've seen weird before…, but this, makes me so proud to live among you people.

  • uncommon sense

    #12 The purple pounders from Chattanooga

    • Guest

      It's called powderpuff, not a big deal. These guys are probably varsity football players not mistakes of natural selection

    • Dude Imbibes

      I'm guessing this is just some hazing for freshman athletes

    • Joe

      The pounders are Central High. That says HHS

  • yam

    Is it me or is there blood streaking down the shower curtain in #9?

    • yam

      Make that #8

  • CallMeMaybe

    #27 It's creepy, but oddly I want to know HOW something like this comes about. That's got to be an interesting story at least.

    • AmonkeycalledGeorge

      I'm with you, I want to know HOW too.

      • Critical Observer

        the family that plays together stays together. bkgrd music: Deliverance Theme

  • tv_paul

    #11 Why isn't Jack Black at the Kyle Gass Wedding extravaganza?

    • English Chive

      A very low budget version of Beetlejuice

  • Craigery

    #3 Looks like a cute girl with a unique style and a good sense of humor.

  • Danica SmashYA

    #32 Honey boo boo will do anything for attention!

  • lulz

    #22 I'd still hit it

  • jmb

    is #2 doing like a wild animal does? rubbing her scent on her territory

    • Critical Observer

      gawd I hope not! to the left North; to the right South.

  • Cin

    #30 parenting uber fail

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      No kidding, right? I mean, why tilt the revolver to the side? Casings ain't gonna be flying out burning holes in yer Fubus or Kangol…what's the point?

      • rambo

        This hold was invented because when a cashier dives behind the counter, it is easier to tilt the gun down if your hand is sideways.

  • heathclif

    #23 kill it with fire. Seriously would be hitting up the waxing salon once a week.

    • YUCK

      um laser that shit off!!!!

    • Scott

      I think she married Bigfoot.

    • MonkeyMadness

      As long as she likes it, why bother shaving or having it removed? She's beautiful.

  • Zac

    #30 was taken in 2007? Yeah they have both been shot by now

    • Mike

      I was going to guess prison, but yours is at least as likely.

  • mongoose5271

    #30 That's some fine parenting going on right there…geeezus….

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