Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Tiber_Septim

    #26 hot kinda looks like Natalie Portman #23 I would let her take me for a ride

    • JEFlynn

      That's what I was thinking, but I don't remember Natalie Portman having such a nice chest.

      • Matt

        She gave birth to a child not too long ago, so her boobs are bigger. Praise the lord.

    • phil

      natalie portman. and those are milky boobs.

    • Biff

      you are the worst

    • nancy

      natalie portman, filming scenes for a movie at the longhorn stadium

    • Pense

      Is that the Waterboy Sandler in the background?
      That there is some high quality H2O.

    • Bruce

      Jesus someone ban this loser already.

    • http://www.facebook.com/josh.sandberg.129 Josh Sandberg

      # 26 looks like Natalie Portman cuz it is

  • Jake

    In b4 ”first” dumbasses?

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #20 Sad when the girl has a thicker mustache than you

  • rrramon

    #25 find her!!

    • carl

      is that a proton pack the dude's wearing behind her?

      • Kato

        Don't cross the streams!

      • Carl is fast

        I thought I was gonna be so funny and original… and then I see you beat me to the joke. Curse you Carl! Curse you to Heck!

    • cadaver

      Looks to me like Natalie Portman, propbably wrong tho

    • duh

      It's natalie portman

      • grumpy

        Her boobs look bigger than Portman's. Although Portman with boobs that appear bigger is way okay in my world.

        • quailman8907

          They do look bigger than normal (YES!) but it's definitely her. She's filming a movie in Austin

        • NcouthYouth

          Post Pregger boobies?

      • Child Please

        Ahhh pregnancy… it's like steroids for boobs.

        • Psychoace

          It's called a push up bra and extra padding.

      • Brian

        Nope. Its Natalie Portman with a rack. Dreams do come true.

    • theapprentice10

      Her name's Matilda. She's an assassin

      • Kiki

        Love it

    • Slim Jim

      looks a lot like natalie portman

      • gclark

        Its Queen Amidalas clone.

    • Colt.45

      It's Portman at the UT football game

    • Jeff

      Jesus people, its Natalie Portman

      • louistulley

        Idk, I'm still confused. It kind of looks like Natalie Portman but her boobs look bigger. Can ANYONE clarify this for me.

        • Feetsthss

          There's this thing that happens when a woman gets pregnant and has a baby* — her breasts become engorged with milk in order to sustain the baby's life until it is capable of ingesting solid food.

          * NOTE: Please see Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this concept.

    • bigboobswan

      It was Nat, she was at the game, I watched it on TV, she was shooting a boobie, i mean a movie there.

    • DARIO

      The two sides of America…beautiful woman and a fat fat fat fat leg behind her. Haha.

  • Miss State

    This many people wanna see a sexy lip bite Saturday!!!

    • thom

      It kind of looks like she is trying to be recognized doesn't it? Like she doesn't know what to do with her self without people fawning over her. I am not trying to criticize, I adore her, but it looks kind of awkward.

  • Anonymous

    #25 find her!!

  • m1zark


    not sure if I should be turned on or scared for humanity

    • JEFlynn

      Turned on. Definitely turned on.

    • Mike D.


    • Paulie

      "So, now you want me to fart?"- her

      • Tayo

        It's the zombie apocalypse ,, pornstar style , instead of them eating you, you gotta….well you know!!!

        • Dr_StrangePants

          Oh goodie, I was worried she had a vampire cooch

    • Finler

      hail to the V ! level : like a boss

  • hater

    #12. Game. Blouses.

    • http://www.messiah-communications.co.uk phil

      I hope that tash is false or that kids got a serious hormonal problem.

    • chiveadmin


    • Sean

      He took us back inside and made us pancakes

      • Cornrow Wallace

        Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?

    • Yeah

      Soul Glow…

      • bigcityreem

        Soul Glow? You ruined the joke man.

  • IceColdBuddha


    What's the opposite of teabagging?

    • Connor

      Taco Touchdown

    • p$d

      carpet burn-ing

    • g3nXsLack3r

      Doesn't matter, had Beck's.

      • Slim Jim

        seriously, you noticed the beer?

    • Nick

      V bagging?

      • Andy Valentine

        I hope not… my friends call me "V Bag"

    • newt

      twat squatting…

      • KingLion

        That's what I was going say!! Twat Squatting MSHEARTATTACK FOR LIFE!!!

    • Kodos


    • Jerky

      Snail trailing

      • Birdbrain

        Best one yet.

        • carl

          ewwwwww…but yes, best one yet.

    • VCB


    • arvid

      twat tap

    • zeke

      oyster shucking

    • Yerp

      Lol! Still can't stop laughing. Awesome replies.

    • hold the mayo

      it's when you put your pastrami sandwich on someones face.

    • Benzo

      Holy crap I laughed harder at the comments for this question more then most of the chive posts lately….really in tears…

  • sledneck600

    The next ghost rider movie?

    • sledneck600


      • that guy

        did you just "nice" your own joke!?

  • http://www.facebook.com/thelonious.wiesel Thelonious Wiesel

    Errr…first….time for bed

    • Yuppp

      Your attempt was a complete failure.

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined


    What happens when rednecks have money!

    • chiveadmin


    • 0331

      They earned their money from fixing your house, car, air conditioner, heater, roads, building your cars, harvesting your crops, and on and on.

      • Jen

        calm down there, 0331


    #26 You look lost. Let me help u out, my house is down the street around the corner

  • bananaflapjacks

    #23 stopped me in my tracks

    • deadpool

      Did that to me as well

      And #25 and #26 as welll

  • bob

    #23 a girl like that prolly don't shit her pants too often. just sayin'.

    • Dr_StrangePants


  • g3nXsLack3r

    #21 Checking the new Mailman app.

  • Jedi Aub

    It was indeed Natalie Portman at the Texas game. She's apparently in Austin filming a movie.

    • Duhhhh


      • know yer rank

        it's lieutenant colonel Obvious.

  • sshuggi

    #21 "is it the weekend yet?"

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ janeyqueen

    #19 A work of complete fiction. Cats never forgive. Not even themselves.

  • thebigbangdito


    That is natalie portman on the set of her new movie

    • Overkill

      Looking unbelievably good

  • soren

    I want to see the rest of this video!

    • Yuppp

      Me too damnit. Reminds me of Tosh.0, they always cut off the video prematurely.

  • Kato

    I think #5 is trying to mimic the "surra da bunda" dance.

  • coopers

    # 18 amazing! find moarrr!

  • Coop

    #26 stunning!

    • Peasoupdoughboy

      Poor Natalie she is surrounded by fatties and has no place to go, where is this movie taking place again?

  • Rainmaker2112

    #5 I think the female version of teabagging would be "clam slamming".

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