Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Chiver_Sammy

    #2 Works every time…

    • A. Development

      Just remember, that's not a magic trick, it's an illusion. Tricks are what whores do on the street for money.

      • Doug Henning

        "The wonder and illusion of magic!"

    • spook01

      60% of the time…

  • back2worknow

    #3 #49 and #31 just made my day!

    • YesWeDo

      We need a Chive At Night….adult section!!

      • Daniel Tosh

        just try pornhub

    • shoggoths


    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      #3 is just perfect…

  • Kodos

    Well Hi!

    • Gradaddy

      girl with the calves is back! love her

      • Bluto

        That ass and those legs are PERFECT.

    • Benson

      Wins the Internet, perfect body, how about a frontal view please

      • Mfc

        Well being that it's actually my girlfriend. The front only gets better.

        • Josh


  • Hammer_Pants


    Wednesday never looked so good.

    • Womb_Raider

      That is unreal. Hey Chive, this is what we want, not obviously photo-shopped train wrecks . "Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round."

      • DrGarnicus

        Get on your bikes and ride!

    • Kato

      Tyrion Lannister has the best view in the world.

  • Kodos

    That kitty will be hard to get to.

    • Yerp

      I highly doubt that kitty exists anymore.

    • Kevrhutch

      Killer pussy!

  • lawllollawl

    "I got that bitch a cake, bitches love cake!" #1

  • Dads

    Twenty third fuckos

  • hpph00

    #2 Well played.

    • beasty

      Slapped or sexed in 3 – 2 – 1

  • Moo Factor


    • Yep

      I don't think anyone cares.

      • Moo Factor

        You will care when you see the size of the jugs on a chivette that was there!

  • Brian


    Yes, Billy, dreams do come true.

    • TheDude

      A baby came out of that!!??

      • moose_nutz

        She is so freakin hot!

      • Boo

        I guy came in that to make a baby come out of that.

      • Child Please

        I'm in need of some respiratory assistance

    • Rich

      Hey Chive, this asshole is back. Please drop the ban hammer on them

    • Pato

      What did i miss by not doing what you said?

      • back2worknow

        It's got to be something so cool that they are secretly bound to not post the actual link. I don't think mine eyes could handle such awesomeness!

    • ThePatriot

      who is this

      • its_forge

        Natalie Portman, who had a baby last year and grew a figure woot.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          and christina aguilera can't stay away from cake

      • Child Please

        This is dog.

        Who is this?

    • Artimus

      Gawd damn that woman is smoking hot now! I mean she was cute before…but babies are boobs best friends.

      • IsIt2Early4Flapjacks

        Until they drain them out completely. That's when the flapjacks set in.

        • Brian

          Apparently you haven't met my two friends Nip and Tuck.

    • saltygary

      How can this transformation be topped. A hot ass broad who did a lesbo scene with Mila Kunis pre-baby and now is blowing that out of the water. I am so thankful of the creeper that kept taking her picture. So smokin hot jesus christ.

      • saltygary

        and she has this whole I don't know where I am or where I am going but got big titties vibe now. This is by far the best of the year.

    • Scuba_Steve33

      Are you an angel? It's cold.

      • james

        What lesbo scene with mila? Why am i just hearing of this!?

        • cjizzle

          jesus, bless your soul…the movie, black swan – learn about it! Well, not the whole movie, as its horribly stressful to watch, but go son, find that scene about which i speak!

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      wow…those legs are special

    • GMan

      The real reason the Texas Longhorns won last weekend!! She was in the stands leaning over the railing!!

    • Hiro

      Is this for the new Thor movie or will she be sexy like this from now on?

    • Jen


  • Kodos

    #17 #18 #27
    .. this is nice… <sniff sniff>

    • Kodos

      OK; I meant #29, but somehow this fits as well…

    • Will.I.AM

      Those tissues just for your tears?

      • tv_paul

        I think the sniff sniff for the 3rd picture in the original comment is perfectly acceptable.

  • BallGag4X_Mas

    #33 Exactly what friends are for

    • Yuppp

      Ball gag for christmas? I bet you're fun 🙂

    • moose_nutz

      Your screen name excites me.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Well thank you…unfortunately I have yet to receive one for Christmas lol

      • Holy

        I'll correct that…

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      and you'll be my heroine…this is the making of an epic Christmas story

      • Holy

        "Holy." But the fact that you thought I was a girl makes this all the more fucking awesome. Please continue.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Hey I'm blonde it's allowed (and am also sorry for calling you a girl)…hero then, and I'm starting to like this Christmas story even better now =D

      • Holy

        does the color matter?

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Nope, not at all.

      • Holy

        You can't just give a girl a ball gag without testing it first. That would be uncouth.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Totally understandable. Let me know how it works out for you lol

      • Holy

        I'm speechless.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Well I do have that effect on people…I'm not going to lie it's mostly awkward silences, but that still counts right? Apparently I have filter problems =\

      • Holy

        You may have missed the joke. I'm at a loss for words…

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Ha I'm retarded! Can I use the blonde excuse again?

      • Holy

        I'm okay with that as long as pics are submitted. Yesterday. Gags are optional.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      I think it's mandatory for my first Chive pic. I'll just have to wait, and see if Santa loves me enough this year.

      • Holy

        well give us a fucking P.O. Box or something! You'll have 8,000 by tomorrow!

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      I've never wanted a P.O. Box more in my life!

      • Holy

        Well in the meantime I have a pair i can lend you 😉

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      and who said chivalry was dead lol

  • The Zapper

    #18 #48
    Some of the saddest 30 mins of my life

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      • Yeahhh

        Damn Chive, this ass and chiveadmin are starting to make Paula look like a saint. Do something! Anything! Get rid of these fuckin pests. You can still get rid of Paula as well.

      • Josh

        For fuck's sake. Why can't something be done about this? It's fucking killing the comments section.

    • Lyra

      Watched it last night, bawled like a baby……And proud of it !

    • dakari84

      I watched that at work with a coworker who had never seen it. After the first 10 minutes she was getting depressed and I had to tell her "don't worry, it gets better. It's just the beginning that's sad". I Was kinda secretly laughing at her. She picked it but was acting like I tricked her or something.

  • tv_paul

    #30 It's worth drowning for this.

    • Hrdwood

      This photo blows me away…

      • tv_paul

        I like a big fan of head shot.

        • Billy

          It's worth your friend drowning anyway….

          • Kenton

            Sandlot anyone? That's how this is possible.

    • Hrdwood

      The CPR training manual says they've got to keep doing this in four sets of 30 second intervals, trading off until help arrives…

      • tv_paul

        Even if you did swallow a lot of water , if they keep that up you'd be dehydrate before you knew it ( and loving that fact that you were)

    • MonkeyMadness

      I nearly drowned 5 times that day.


      Hes modernized the sand lot move

    • FunKiller

      It's good to see that even nowadays there's people that are still willing to work hard and get their knees dirty.

    • Notknowing

      I'm betting on the girl on the right.

    • Adam

      I was drunk at the beach a few years ago and had to be pulled out of the water by some 6ft behemoth of a guy! I mean, I survived which was nice but seeing this picture just makes me think it could have been a really special day for me.

  • Spoon

    #31 I just couldn't stop staring.

    • FindHer

      Who is that?

      • Chivin' Dutchman

        Not sure, but it's from a dutch bra commercial.

    • IamAwesome

      Someone found the link to the video a while back. Anyone still have it?

      • tv_paul

        Is it Kate Upton? I guess I just assume every big boob blonde gif must be Kate Upton.

        • Dutch

          and her name is Joyce Noor

          • buckwild666

            you sir are a saint

    • Wet_tosti

      No she is Joyce Noor. A dutch model and on you can find her on youtube. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nBetqi0QSpw

      • tv_paul

        Thanks, I'll have check it out.

    • Waterpolo

      She kinda has this whole Miss Veronica Vaughn thing going on and I like it. #31

    • Mikey Mack

      I was on that one for a good 3 minutes

    • Anomanom


  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    early DAR FTW!!
    happy hump day!

  • pimpninjaa

    #6 nailed it

  • TheBAMFinater

    #3 Telling my wife to do that next time she is shopping.

    • Watson

      She's been sending them to me for years.

      • TheBAMFinater

        That would explain a lot. Mind sharing?

      • tv_paul

        If this is true please feel free to submit them for posting.

  • For real?

    #9 Yeah, Because sitting in a bath tub full of dirty water is totally normal.

    • For real?

      Oops, left out "in a thong"

    • Macro

      She's a dirty girl.

    • @thomygold

      I'd drink her bath water.

      • Will.I.Am

        I'd eat her ass water

      • Don_Aguelo

        Hm… that's so sad dude…
        sad and gross and creepy.
        Seriously: what do you think you will accomplish by drinking her bath water?

    • Yuppp

      I think she peed in there.

      • Daniel Tosh

        I pee in the shower

      • moose_nutz

        Bear Gryllis time!

    • Kodos

      a lot of things in the world are "dirty".

      enjoy your sadness.

    • Bryce

      Man hands

    • clean up

      my thoughts exactly "for real", dirty bathroom, dirty bath water, possible dirty thong since she is in the bath water with it? I shudder at the thought of her dirty bedroom.

    • Pornstar46

      yeah, that water is pretty gross, bathe much?

    • MylesofStyles

      Well, at least you've all confirmed the presence of a thriving gay community on theChive.

      • Gabs

        My thoughts exactly, I didn't even notice the stupid water…

      • clean up

        did you ever stop to think that females comment on these as well, you know, once we pull ourselves away from the kitchen.

    • Big C

      What bathtub?

      • Adam

        If you stare long enough the bath tub will appear. You have to squint and cross your eyes a little though.

    • Bbb

      First off-the water is green due to the bubble bath soap I put in, second-I weigh 90 lbs so why I'm being called man is ridiculous, third-clearly Chive thought it was good enough for the afternoon DAR so stop with the hating

  • wasinnc

    #3 find her!!

  • non, a

    I lol'd #10

    • Carson

      When you read it you can't help but to sing it.

  • Rolo__Tomasi

    DAR = end of workday. Love an early DAR, I am now clocking out early!

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      One shitty thing about being on the West Coast. Still 2 hours to go. FML.

  • Him

    #4 #31 Nice. Also, Julia Abenes is another hot asian.

    • rAs

      I want a sculpture of #4 on my coffee table.

  • tv_paul

    #9 Oh, I need a crack plumber to fix this tub
    #49 You called?

  • Hugh G. Rection

    #15 and #40 just saved my hump day!

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      #15 definitely #15

      • #40

        #40 is a butterface

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