Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • blub_glub

    Good-morning handsome

    <img src="http://i54.tinypic.com/21d4e9w.jpg"&gt;

    • Lancearmstrong

      I'd give my right nut to get back those tour de Franco's I cheated for

  • winning

    fuck first

    • Tim

      Ask questions later.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #11 I'm pretty sure no one would steal it even with the door

  • Insidertr8ding

    So looks like the KCCO blacks have changed hiding places in the Chivery bookcase.

    • Skermitt

      I love that link! "Black KCCO's might be right here" — Right to "ThingsIDidLastNight.com = Your Mom."

  • Dave on Wheels

    Hey ladies. ASL?

    • Honey Boo Boo


      Wanna chat?

      • Dave on Wheels

        No thanks. Even crips have standards. Anyone else?

        • imdowngetme

          Get a life douche

          • Dave on Wheels


  • gclark

    #1 picture is getting slightly repetitive

    #12 super cute…

    #16 Got me in the mood for some before bedtime fapping.

  • thebigbangdito



    • Alex


    • G_Had

      Almost got a heartattack when I realized there were people in the background

    • Yuh

      She's so cute

    • chiver

      guys in the background must be gay

    • FunKiller

      ASU Undy-Run in Tempe.

    • Anon

      I finally got scrolled past this image just to see it again in the comments. Not a lot of work got done today.

    • 2DruNk2FraG

      I think her butt-cheek winked at me.

  • achos machos


  • smh

    #20 natalie is so fucking hot. fuck. she is hot.

    • Jean K. Jean

      She totally qualifies as stalkable. I have really high standards for stalking, I swear. Huh, a police car just pulled in to my driveway, wonder what that's about.

    • Womb_Raider

      And almost in FLBP territory. Where the hell did those things come from? On second thought, I don't give a shit, give me moar, lots moar.

      • Turnleft

        Came from her giving birth, and one hell of a great bra…

    • KyleGamgee

      Is that Fasbender? He should reciprocate and give her a peek.

  • Dan

    #16 daily squishy.

  • Xena

    #21 why?..

    • RobTalk

      Because she's a Vietnamese hooker?

      • g3nXsLack3r

        Wrong country…and probably gender.

        • arch

          It's a TRAAAAP!!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Because you must be at LEAST this tall to get on this ride?

    • goatpunch

      I'm going with has trouble reaching the pedals because she is semi truck driver. Yup let's stick with that

  • jchenabc

    #23 lazy college students always find a smarter way to get things done.
    and find #16 for the love of god !!!

    • getlost

      shut the fuck up stan

  • Rufio

    #16 trying to think of something clever. Stared too long. lost train of thought.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I like because jiggle.

  • Dave on Wheels


    I tried to go down on a girl and couldn't get back up LOL

  • Still_Counts

    #26 Awesome pencil drawing is awesome and wet.

    <img src="http://s3.sillylikes.com/uploads/135103545801279.jpg&quot; style="max-width:100%">

    • NorCal420

      Thank you for that incredible full size shot. WOW

    • P90

      Ridiculously talented artist, I'm in awe and jealous in equal measures.

  • Ames Chiver

    Perfection personified. That's it man, game over!

    • iHas pee but im2lazy

      is this the chick from true blood? the ginger??

    • Blah

      Wtf are you talking about?!?! She's barely mid grade, and I bet she's a total whore

      • Joe

        Is that what you tell yourself when you're hate-pounding that mashed up, unused flap of skin between your legs?

    • arch

      You don't aim very high, do you?

  • Slim Jim

    #16, proof god's a man.

  • etcrr

    brother maynard is a fucking fuck

  • grumpy

    #18 – Very accurate. Add: Rick makes a decision, and then his nag of a wife, Lori, pulls him aside to, you know, nag him about it. Even though he's always been right.
    Every. Damn. Episode.

    • The Bandit

      Season 3 had a strong opener. Lots of gore, lots of kills…that's what we asked for. And since it's already the third year I think haters should've stopped watching it already a long time ago. But then they wouldn't have anything to complain about and no trolling to do. The only thing I would ask for is having Shane (J. Bernthal) back and Michael Rooker.

      • grumpy

        Don't let me be misunderstood–I'm not a hater (I think the show ROCKS!)–but you have to admit, the nagging Lori bit is very…um, consistent.

        • The Bandit

          Right. I never liked Lori…from Season 1 already. And Carl comes as a close 2nd. But I came to ignore these characters. There's too many good parts on the show. I look forward to the next episodes and hope they can keep up after the strong opener (they didn't show the 2nd Ep. here yet…have to wait until Friday)

          • M.C.


            Lori dies this season!
            Carl becomes a bad ass!

      • TheFatNinja

        It's actually just the second half of season 2, they broke it up for some reason.

    • Coop

      Also 45 minutes of commercials…I've timed it…Any given episode you have about 6 minutes of real action and suspense….on that note…I AM SO PSYCHED FOR THIS WEEKS EPISODE!!!!

      • GI Joe

        And 75% of AMC's commercials are about ……AMC……

    • jeff

      Episodes rarely start like that. What, maybe two?? Otherwise I agree. This season though has been something else…

    • rotten tomaterz..gom

      From what I can tell this season is what the show should have been the whole time, not a pain to watch

    • Steve

      Are you ppl retarded? Walking Dead is fucking awesome

    • thechivefun

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    • HUH?

      is it just me? or has this show turned into 'Lost' with just a different set of characters?

    • Levian

      Season one was awesome, but I forced myself through half of season 2 and honestly it was crap. So boring

      • Kekjaja

        I think that someone's interest in the show scales with how much they appreciate long-term character development. If you don't really care for it, then yeah, the yellow and pink sections of that graph are accurate.

        • slamadams

          If they were actually developing characters than I would agree with you, but Season 2 was overall a shit show of bad dialog and stunted growth and the occasional zombie awesomeness.

          • fact this show sucks

            zombies don't develop either.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Betz.23 Brandon Betz

    Dear Bob,

    You could have made your job a ton easier and posted #16 about 30 times and nobody would have complained.

    Sincerely, everyone… ever

    • arch

      Don't be speaking for me…

  • MattyDeuce

    #5 I wish I had a fox that loved the cock :$

    • Dr_StrangePants

      As the fox rubs against it, it's only natural for the cock to get a bit excited. Afterall, depending on how the situation plays out, it could easily have ended up inside of the fox.

      • Hrdwood

        Bravo sirs… you both win.

        I'm done for the day… can't match that.

  • Revlis1

    #28 I know it's tired… But… "Like a Boss"

  • SoCalChiver

    #16 love the dimple on her but cheek

    • g3nXsLack3r

      but cheek what? Don't leave us hangin' bro.

      • SoCalChiver

        there's a dimple on her left cheek when she shakes…sexy!

    • The Truth

      It's called cellulite…

      • SoCalChiver

        you trippin'

    • Squirrelin

      She is winking at us in her own special way

      • SoCalChiver

        haha great reply!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #2 that shark has no fucks to give

    • etcrrakatiber_septim

      why do i write such lame comments?

      • Tiber_Septim

        because I have no fucks to give you or that etcrr

  • Leigh

    #15 its too early to tease

    • Canucks_Rule

      bah-hahahaha!! well played chive.

    • tahobart

      I got really excited and then really let down cause I thought The Chive was making ugly Christmas sweaters for the holidays.

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