Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • Danny

    It seems like chive has had something for sale 4 times a week for the past month, am I the only one that thinks it was better when a KCCO was hard to get?!?!

    • Bob

      It means they're growing. Why don't you just Keep Calm and be happy for TheChive? Just because you have a shirt doesn't mean everybody else does; also if you think things are easy to get, why don't you ask TheChive how many emails they're getting about the hoodies right now. It's people with this attitude that buy up all the shirts in the first place and sell them on eBay for as much as they can get.

      The more Chive shirts out there, the more apparent Chivers to be your buddy. The purpose was never to be some elite club that only select individuals are a part of. The Chive army is strong and grows each day. Leave the hipster attitude at the home screen next time. Keep Calm and Chive On.

      • Aaron

        And boom goes the dynamite.

      • Danny

        Thank you for accusing me of buying excess chive gear to sell on eBay for a profit. I'll have you know the only chive T I ever bought that wasn't for my own personal enjoyment was a green KCCO military edition, for my cousin that is serving in Afghanistan. It's been patiently waiting for thanksgiving so I can surprise him with it. I don't even know why I posted that as a reply, I'm sure you already knew that, as you seem to know everything else.

        • Bob

          Pay close attention to what I said there, Danny. I said it was people that share your attitude that do that. I didn't accuse you of anything except not keeping calm and chiving on.

          I would, however, like for you to explain to me your logic behind what you said originally. Why, specifically, is it better to have the KCCO shirt difficult to obtain?

          • Danny

            I guess it's just a personal thing. Some things are better kept rare. If every girl on earth was FLBP or Mind The Gap worthy, would we even appreciate it? My guess is no, or at the very least we would appreciate it less. But I do agree with you in that I am happy the chive is growing, maybe just slow down the offers a little. Maybe it's dumb, but I always thought that spotting a BFM 3D in the wild was like a badge of honor, a dedicated chiver. I'm worried there will come a day where I spot 9 of them on my 2 block walk to the grocery store. That's all, just my opinion

            • Truth Hurts

              You guys sound like lemmings. It's a website to look at tits.

              (sigh)

              My cue to get back to work!

    • john

      I for one have been trying for the past four months to get one and haven't been able to score one yet. So I would say the market ain't flooded.

      • arch

        pretend you are sick….Chivers will have a group cry and one will be at your door via Express Post the next day

    • SkofeALofe

      ….said nobody ev,,,, oh wait….

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #7 Love your lean-ness,#49 damn sure you're doin it right.

    • OmahaDude

      #47 the blonde is beautiful. The brunette? Spectacular.

      • OmahaDude

        derp. fat-fingered that one, didn't I? #49

        • Chivalrous

          I boop your boob.
          *boop*

        • Kevrhutch

          I'll never wash my finger again

          • Giblets

            Gonna need to see all the pics from that shoot I think.

    • themachine

      Gonna ride your comment to get attention. But I fucken KNEW it!! Damn Brits #43

    • UKKelly

      Love your "lean-ness"? You can hardly see her body

      • BOOTFUCKED

        Dude, judging by the visible skin she aint nothin but "lean"..For real, and a spinner to boot.

      • theWizz

        looks like baaabydoll… if so shes pretty lean, with cartoonish boobs.

    • Bon_nie

      Seriously – no Hello Kitty?!! I now it's overused but hey!

      • etcrr

        welcome back good to see you and thank you for your service

        • Bon_nie

          Hey! Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚ I've got a lot of Chive to catch up on! Hope you're well?

  • back2worknow

    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29002124.jpg&quot; pxz:uid="-c178b1d5-48">

    Oh and #17

    • DUBU2DEATH

      Howd you get that first pic in there?

    • https://www.facebook.com/andre.rodriguez.923 Andre Rodriguez

      The reason why I love the chive

    • Dick

      After you check the DAR do you pull your fist out of your ass?

  • Wes Frizzell

    Finally nabbed a green kcco today.

    • BFD

      Whoopdie friggin' do for you…

      (Got my BFM finally, too.)

    • SMH

      You know you are gay, right? Think about that when you drift off to sleep tonight.

      • TheWizardofWoz

        Sooomeone's jealous

    • goatpunch

      While the hate is a bit excessive

      • goatpunch

        oops. deleted. I was going to say what do expect? You put a comment down without even attempting to look at the post. People will hate

        • Dick

          Way to go. Now try to nab your dignity you fucking lemming

    • arch

      What kind of cancer do you pretend to have?

  • Brother Maynard

    #2 He secured the buffet.

    • Nahvis

      That fat load isn't doing anything ASAP

    • Feeder of Trolls

      Consult the Book of Armaments!

    • Kekjaja

      He's so trill

    • chiverX

      Eventual Security

  • FunKiller

    #7 Hellooooooo Kitty!

    • That Guy

      The only problem is, we can't actually see the kitty…

      • FunKiller

        That does pose quite a problem…..Hey girl in the picture, we're gonna need to see your kitty…thanks in advance.

    • irons

      Super hot!

    • wtf?

      Sometimes too much is too much. BAD fake boob job.

    • theWizz

      Baaabydoll maybe?

      • Jack Burton

        Hello titty!

  • https://www.facebook.com/Swtsxy15 swtsxy15

    #12 TRUCK YEAH!

    • Firefighter23

      People that drive trucks like that have small privates. Also it defeats the purpose of having a pick up truck

      • swtsxy15

        I drive a Chevy truck that I lifted 7 inches with 35" tires….
        Not everyone is compensating for something.

        • Yeah

          small boobs?

          • swtsxy15

            http://thechive.com/2012/10/24/chivettes-bored-at

            Whatever you say. ๐Ÿ™‚

            • Yeah

              I just swallowed my tongue.

            • Yeah
            • FunKiller

              Umm yea…..wow.

              • Donkey Punch
                • swtsxy15

                  How did you find this one? It's a pretty old post. Lol.

                  • Donkey Punch

                    Magic! (And I stalked your intensedebate comments; can you blame me?)

                    • swtsxy15

                      Hahaha. I see. Well, good job on doing your research! Lol.

                    • Donkey Punch

                      It was a completely selfless act. I did it for the Chive Nation.

                      Oh, and you're a fucking smokeshow. Cheers!

                    • swtsxy15

                      Well thank you!! ๐Ÿ™‚

            • Firefighter23

              See I send sexy pictures of my man boobs and man hump to theChive all the time but nooooo I'm never featured on theChive.

            • Dan

              CAD Operator, huh. I'll have someone fired by Monday if you'd like a job in Maryland.

              One question:
              Ford or Chevy?

              • swtsxy15

                Chevy. All the way.

        • oklahoma

          you sound like my kind of girl

          • ree

            Wtf is the matter with all of you. Girl, stop being slutty, guys, don't you have better things to do? This site is disgusting …..

            • jason

              Yet, here you are balls deep in the comment section posting your two cents…

            • Firefighter23

              Your face is disgusting

            • Chief Slappahoe

              douche

            • https://www.facebook.com/alicia.wardle Alicia Wardle

              if it is so disgusting, get off of it. The woman's body is a beautiful thing to be admired.

        • Joe

          I have an average penis, so I only put a front level and 32s on mine. I feel like any more would have been false advertisement.

      • Jeff02

        ha ha never heard that one before

    • matth281

      And you listen to Jason Ellis, the only way this gets better is if you say you will marry me.

    • AdultSwimOn

      #12 so… the Squidbillies are real?

  • Donkey Punch

    #24 I need you to contact me immediately. We have a lot to discuss.

    • MikeyMate

      That smile. Dayyum.

      • Bluto

        That plunging neck line. Dayyum.
        Those dimples. Dayyum.

      • neolith

        Oh, wow, she's lovely!
        I think something inside my head just broke, I can't take my eyes off of her.

    • PiotrXC

      Was thinking the same thing.

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      Donkey Punch!!!!!!

      • Donkey Punch

        Now what's going to happen if one was to donkey punch a girl with a ball gag? is it dangerous?

    • chicago_animal

      I

    • chicago_animal

      Nice Tits.

      • Donkey Punch

        You're drunk chicago_animal. Go home ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • BallGag4X_Mas

      I guess there's only one way to find out…but if I had to throw a scenario out there I would say death by vomit choking lol

    • Tobes1

      Find this angel

  • EMT Phenom

    #23
    is a good look for her
    photo shop, you know what to do

    • Daniel Tosh

      insert horse penis here

      • kbutt

        Perfect girl for me…they don't call me cattle man for nothing.

    • moose_nutz

      looks like the beginning of a clip on punishtube.

      • Wow

        So…I just found out there's a "punishtube." I'm a bit creeped out.

        • foul83

          Ha ha. There's a tube for everything.

        • Wisti

          I'm so happy I've found out!!!! ^_^ 'cept it's blocked ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    • whale hntr

      got fish hook?

  • OmahaDude

    #7 Oh, herro kitty. You rooking ronery.

    • tralfaz

      Looks like someone's ready for a sleep over.

  • vivalav48

    I'm thinking not too many dudes, can fill #23's, uhhh, space?

    • jreddy23

      stop straining…that'll be plenty wide.

    • FunKiller

      Hahaa, challenge accepted!

    • moose_nutz

      I will beat the hell out of the sides though.

      • vivalav48

        HA! That's great.

    • bdg

      Balls and shaft go all the way!!!!!! (I hope her bottom teeth don't scratch my taint meat)

    • maboze1x

      She could blow that cannon from #15. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Slim Jim

      you can if you go balls deep.

  • Machew

    Whitney, I want to be your towel!

  • HumpDan

    #16 I want that!

    • HumpDan

      Oops I mean, #17 I want that.

    • Natasha

      Also yuengling has twist offs

      • Dr_StrangePants

        When you get an awesome novelty bottle opener,
        that fuck goes flying out the window. Pop-that-Bitch!

  • sheoncebelieved

    #17 I'm crosseyed…oh yeah! Bill Fuckin Murray isn't a Liberal! FTW!!

  • Kodos

    #7
    Hello Kitty is childish and silly, and its wearers are secret man-haters, and BOOBS!

    • ...

      Fake boobs! Booo!!!!

      • Question_Mark_

        If you can touch them, they are real!

      • thorsky

        Go play with your own sack while scrolling The Berry then…………..Douche!

    • Rick_

      One of the freakiest girls I've been with had a hello kitty phone. If she's a man-hater I say bring them on.

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    #49 Still sexy as ever!

    • drnitro

      Now KISS!

    • Womb_Raider

      She's looks a lot like Emma Stone…..on another more important note- SIDEBOOB

  • :-D

    #24 that amazing smile!!!!

    • MOAR

      MORE MOAR MORE MOAR MOOOOOORRREEEE

    • MOAR

      MOOAAAARR MOAR MOAR MOAR!!!!!

  • FunKiller

    #30 Nobody puts baby in a corner…….

    • soups818

      It looks like that guy did

      • FunKiller

        Damn asians!

    • Wrongen

      Girls tugging on their clothes?

      • FunKiller

        K, I'm gonna hope you commented on the wrong post…..because that's just….that's just fucking wrong, bro!!

    • John henry

      We r lucky that baby isnt being used as a human lawnmower

  • Jenny

    # 42

    Damn. That is one sexy 42 year old.

    • Jenny

      Sorry meant #18

      • Angela

        She has a penis

  • Chizniz

    John, Why is it always 49 pictures? Something special about that number?

    • Firefighter23

      Hehe 49!

    • ted

      It's daveonwheel's favorite number

  • greenmonster

    DAR LATE. HULK SMASH

  • http://www.facebook.com/david.gorski.7 David Gorski

    HEY!! REMOVE THAT FUCKING PANDORA FUCKING AD…PLEASE. THOSE FLOATING ADS ARE ONE THING BUT THI PANDORA THING TAKES UP THE WHOLE FUCKING SCREEN!!! CMON MAN!!!

    • 15Weight

      potty mouth.

    • FunKiller

      Try a different (better) browser.

    • Nahvis

      AD Block Plus

    • yup

      David, it's basic ad blocker and privacy settings. i would hate to see your computer after a porn session.

  • 15Weight

    #12 Sorry about the penis, bro.

    • OmahaDude

      *bros

    • Firefighter23

      Haha Swaim fingering the pig from Toy Story. Gross.

      • 15Weight

        bingo.

    • Question_Mark_

      'MURICUH!

    • Doc

      probably suffers from SIDS. small insignificant dick syndrome

    • 0331

      Thank goodness there are people like you to tell people what they can and can't have.

  • jreddy23

    #4…probably hasn't said anything because he doesn't want Kanye to interrupt him in the middle of his sentence.

    • Alex

      That was funny, and Imma let you finish, but let me give props to #46

      • Muadieb

        I see what you did there!

      • HuskerfanSam

        Well Played.

  • Mikey

    #16 – Sorry but it must be said, Yuengling is overrated!

    • boobs

      sorry but it must be said, you're a hipster…

    • GI Joe

      It's also a twist off…….

    • Jenkins McGee

      Hell no. In PA It's cheaper than most beers, and twice as delicious. Go snob somewheres else.

      • Yueng is great

        LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOY

        MMMMMMMJEEEEENKIIIINSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Will

      Just give me a natty lite and im set

      • Dr_StrangePants

        May I assume that you are underage? And ergo a bit new at this?

    • arch

      Of course it is, it's American "beer"

    • zackgonick

      It's MUCH better than Bud Light, Miller Lite, Coors Light, etc… I still prefer other beers, but for the price, Yuengling is a great beer.

    • The_Truth

      I live in Chicago. I'd kill for Yuengling to be sold here. It's the only beer I drink when I go to Florida several times a year.

      Best cheap beer ever.

    • KCCO_VA

      I had room-clearing farts when I drank only Yuengling then next day at work.

    • Jim

      It's not my favorite beer ever, but you really can't beat it for the price. It's way better than all the other cheap beer out there.

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