Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Yerp

    Good morning world, except Paula.

    • Goddammit

      Sorry to us this as a forum for this but…
      CHIVE, YOUR FUCKING FULL SCREEN ADS ON THE PHONE ARE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! Stop being a bunch of greedy cock monkeys and knock this shit off!!!!!!!!!

  • IamAwesome

    The chive needs a post dedicated to Emily Ratajkowski

    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79fc9oblu1rxutjho1_1280.jpg"&gt;

  • Shenanigans

    Friday Chivers and Chivettes!! May your drinks be deliciois and your genitals fondeled by the person of your dreams!

    • IamAwesome

      I don't know what kind of bars you go to but I prefer delicious drinks.

      And I also prefer for my genitals to be fondled.

      • HerpADerp

        Just remember, when you correct someone's spelling online, everyone knows you're a douchebag.

        • IamAwesome

          Just remember, when you spell shitty, everyone knows you're uneducated.

    • Chris

      That is the best beginning to a Friday that I have ever had. An upvote for you, sir,

  • thebigbangdito



    • huh

      who is this?? i must know to find on the internets

      • I don't know

        Kate upton? She needs to just pose naked and get it over with before her hotness bubble bursts.

        • DDD

          the reason Justin Verlander lost….

          • NoodlumNad

            the reason, no matter the outcome of the WS, Justin Verlander wins.

        • tbaynes

          its not kate upton

          • streaks20

            incorrect. it is from her SI cover shoot outtakes

        • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator


    • Womb_Raider

      Still lost in the GIF, even in the comments. Took me ten minutes to type this.

    • JohnD

      Was stuck on this for a very, very long time

    • nathan


  • Tiber_Septim

    #23 Balls of steel

    • Mr X

      Well…. it's not like he's going to end up in a wheelchair if the stunt ends badly.

      • Bon_nie

        Actually he's going to end up in a wheelchair however the stunt ends! Looks bloody awesome!

      • Ames Chiver

        Hell he might end up walking again!

  • tim

    #30 Why would anyone create such a thing???

    • Bryan Vickers

      Is very creepy…

    • Sol

      I think this is wonderful

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #19 I bet he's making his own frosting while watching his hot neighbor change

    • specs

      new definition to baby batter…

      • tv_paul

        I'm rising. Im rising. Im rising. Im ris…oh I popped."

    • Underbaker

      Whose been hanging around my house with a camera?


    #1 damn, Napoleon was tiny…

    • weak sauce

      wrong era this pic is WWI not Napoleon wars

      • what

        it's ok I don't get jokes all the time either… oh wait yes I do cause Ihave a sense of humor and don't overanalyze things

      • It's a joke

        Yeah, that guy telling a joke is a freakin' idiot. Everyone knows Napoleon was a dachshund anyways.

  • pingpong

    This guy, #17, needs to meet this guy, #6 . And I need to meet #22

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      I mean at least if you're going to be dumb enough to attempt #17, do it when its not raining/wet outside??

      • Bruce

        Well sir, you've piqued my curiosity. I will visit your site if you provide one reason why it is any better than ESPN, and if you promise it won't take me immediately to a porn site. If you're just shamelessly plugging a shitty site you made in your free time, then please don't advertise here.

  • PiratesFan

    #13 Can't blame 'em. I've been staring for 15 minutes.

  • Spoon

    #42 Kate, I love your FLBPs

    • MattyDeuce

      there is no 42, smart guy

      • DrGarnicus

        He was so distracted, he got the number wrong. Understandable.

    • really

      and thats not kate

      • really

        i think spoon meant #22 and see above ^^^

      • awhellno

        uh, yeah. it is.

  • YeahBuddy

    #7 just play basketball in inglewood and ignore the shuttle being towed down your street.

    • what

      he's so jealous that he didn't just ask him oh no Mr. fancy had to buy a book

    • peanut3603

      If he stole the book, he's already one step closer.

      • HMFIC

        Shit! You beat me to it…

  • Still_Counts

    #27 Is that an effing ladle in his hand?

    • JIzzMarkie

      its a camera on a pole

      • Firefighter23

        your face is a camera on a pole

    • WakWaka

      It's a camera

      • tralfaz

        on a pole

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    • Charles

      Prob a GoPro

    • Underbaker

      I think it is just a normal one, the effing ones cost to effing much.

  • PiratesFan

    #19 Creepiest thing I've ever seen
    #21 Coolest thing I've ever seen

  • The Bandit

    #22…it's finally friday and yes, Boobs!


    • Notknowing

      Kate has my favourite squishies. Need a post dedicated to her.

  • IamAwesome
    • PiratesFan

      I'm going to need to see the rest of this one.

      • hmm

        I believe it's a burger king commercial?

    • IamAwesome

      That was supposed to be a reply to my original comment. I fail at life.

      But she's still smokin' hot.

      • dizawish

        style=" width:600px ; height:100%;"

      • Jen

        im pretty sure no one noticed your fail at all after posting that pic.

    • Danno

      <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8wz4ocA8f1rxutjho1_1280.jpg&quot; height=300 width=300>

      You're welcome

  • Theman

    #22 made my Friday!

  • Brian

    #17 in all of the vastness that is the internet ive never seen that been done successfully

    • TheDude

      Kobe did it.

    • LawnGuyLand

  • Aaron

    #3 T.A.R.D.I.S FTW

  • Elfantom

    #22 Just to see her again. ^^

  • TheDude

    #20 "you look like a giant running across the tree tops"

    • IGetTheRef

      That's the most beautiful thing I have ever heard!

  • Come On

    #17 Fail! enjoy that broken tail bone.

    • Mark

      Did they lube the windshield or something…..How does he glide over so easily?

  • RooFeeOOO

    #7 Just ask my friend Jamal, I met him on BlackPeopleMeet.com. It worked! I really did meet a black!

  • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

    #4 challenge accepted.

    • Mr_Cellophane

      Kid on the bottom= The duke of friend zone!

      • ryan

        Friend-zone level: Bottom…with an okay view.

  • tim

    #15 looks like a boomerang

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