Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • IamAwesome

    Stay safe east coast people

    • Phila Chiver

      Thanks for your concern. NJ,NY and other coastal Chivers my heart goes out to you and your family… You're seeing some tough times right now but it'l get better. KCCO!

      • IamAwesome

        I have family in Central Jersey. Hoping for the best.

    • Juddster

      Please. I live in Florida. We get worse thunderstorms. Cat 1 hurricane has them soiling their undies.

      • Phila Chiver

        aren't you amazing.. 8 yr old boy died along with others i'm sure last night from this Cat 1 storm and plenty of homes destroyed.. Let's grow up and show some respect no ones better than anyone else shit can happen to anyone.

        • Surf's Up

          Nobody likes the douche who tries to pull the morality card on the internet. Get off your high horse, dweeb.

          • Phila Chiver

            And the douche who mocks a natural disaster with the lives of many in it's hands isn't on a high horse?

            • Daniel Tosh

              shit happens, you need to learn how to give respect then just move on

      • McBeastie666

        I live in Florida too and this jackass does not speak for all of us.

        • MylesofStyles

          *Flo Rida.

      • IamAwesome

        Yeah, because Florida has the same population density as the north east. Get a grip dude.

      • sandy astroglide

        $30 Billion in damages so far. It would take the entire state of Florida being wiped out 30 times to equal the damages.

    • mid13

      thanks man. i grew up on #29 in belmar, nj. luckily my part of south jersey just has some flooding and downed trees, but im too afraid to ask my grandpop about our house down in wildwood..down the shore. many lost their homes though, so im grateful.

  • Still_Counts


    I never thought I'm going to say this in public but getting blown by Sandy is not cool. It's a lot like my ex-wife, wet and loud when she comes but when she left, she took the house and car with her.

    Better KCCO up! Our thoughts and prayers are with you and all the people that are affected by this biotch.

    • nice try

      Ben Kenny said that on his twitter account yesterday.

      • Sandysux

        #16. That chick would be useless in a zombie apocalypse.

        • ColaChiver

          I dunno….Looks like she can go down pretty quick.

      • sandy astroglide

        Well, the joke was told after the very first hurricane, but when she left she took fire and wheel.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #22 I would've been busted too

    • IamAwesome


      • Charlie

        No, thats Bustice.

        But yes it SJU.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      Was it wrong to stop at #22 for 4 minutes and at #28 for 3 more? If it is, I don't care, I did it anyway. Also, best wishes to everyone on the North East Coast.

    • Kodos

      it's her fault, she wanted 'em that way!


    • hplcman

      Dood! I've seen pictures of that lady nakid!! She's got a nice pussy.

    • What a maroon

      Yes, leave the zipper down to her belly button, and act offended that the camera guy would look at her cleave.

      • Tim

        As if that's not exactly what she is trying to show off.

  • IamAwesome


    "It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know… and like, I have to hide every erection I get. Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in."

    • Guest

      Superbad is the shit

      • Anonymous

        Exactly!!! I wish that i could throw some glitter on my naughty bits every Friday and Saturday night and get free drinks from women.

        • Si1entStatic

          naughty bits??? if you call them naughty bits then you're not looking for attention from girls…..

          now let's rephrase that so it's not so gay…
          "Exactly!!! I wish that i could throw some glitter on my *junk* every Friday and Saturday night and get free drinks from women."

          • J_Ace

            but why glitter….is what i'm asking…..

    • Gradaddy

      amen, brother!

    • MylesofStyles

      Don't worry. When I am King, we will measure from the asshole!

    • Big Poppa

      you are awesome

  • Tiber_Septim

    #20 it should be that easy, the guy is awesome

    • Gradaddy

      emma watson should be that easy…

    • assman

      instructions too confusing, got my dick stuck in the ceiling fan.

  • hater

    #1. A purr-fect storm.

    • indiana chiver

      I think this one just might have been Photoshopped.
      I noticed it right away! There is no way the flag in the lower right corner of the picture was blowing toward the east!

      • Kyle

        You are correct. A fake picture of a fake picture.

      • MayThe4thBeWithYou

        I don't know, I have seen a lot of cats in my day, and a lot of photoshops, but this one I can't tell if its real or not. If anything, the water is photoshopped in.

  • Still_Counts

    Hurricane Sandy stole Halloween like the Grinch stole Christmas.


  • tapout

    anyone else get half way down the gallery, notice the top tapiture photo box on the right, and then abandon said gallery and start clicking on all the top tapiture photos? I can hardly get to the bottom of a page these days….

    • GuinessHangover


    • Pokes

      I'm pretty sure that gallery has just turned into the most masturbated-to pictures for the day.

      • Chris_Mason

        should be called fapiture

  • rrramon

    #28 geeky yet beautiful 🙂

    • Irish Chive

      Ain't nothing geeky about her.

  • https://www.facebook.com/hannah.fontenot Hannah Fontenot

    If you look closely at #1 you'll see that the cloud is shaped like a cat.

    • sledneck600

      I thought it was funny.

      • Surf's Up

        You were wrong.

  • Dave on Wheels

    When a silly old hurricane gets you down remember, life could be worse! CCACO my able bodied friends!

    • bh4q

      If you look closely you'll see this guy is a fucking douche

    • Lisa

      Let Dave rest in peace. Please.

      • Me.

        Spoiler: Dave wasn't a real person..

        well…he was… but his name wasn't dave and he never tweeted that crap..

      • Daniel_Tosh

        Lisa, your comment once again shows us all you are a fucking idiot. Last time you typed out a two-paragraph response talking to a SPAM bot. Now you are begging someone to respect a made-up Twitter character. Good job.

        • Lisa

          I was unaware that the Dave on Wheels character wasn't real. I went on vacation about that time and then my kid had some issues. I wasn't able to chive like I usually do. Such is life. {shrug}

          So catch me up please? Was Dave a chive joke? They've done it before. Jenny the dry erase chick was a chive creation. TheChive buys TheOnion. Trump leaves $10,000.00 (or some other crazy number) tip? Girl accidentally texts her father about losing her virginity? They were all chive creations.

          Thanks. 😉

        • Lisa

          And as for me being a "fucking idiot"…fuck you. I have a real life. I can't devote myself to all the ins & outs of everything here. 😉 The thing they say about it being the best 6-60 minutes of our day? Sometimes I can make the time for it. Some times I can't. I choose to see the pretty things in life more clearly than the shitty things. TheChive definitely is one of the pretty things…usually.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #8 good lookin girl, beautiful smile

    • blahblahetcrrblah


      • Villiage Idiot

        you're a sick freak who needs some help dude. why are you hounding this guy?

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      As much as it shames me to admit it, I had to go back and see what you were talking about when you said "smile".

    • SOhioChiver

      #8 she is actually hot enough to pull that outfit off…bravo honey!

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #8 #22 #28 Want. Great costumes, too.

  • Wuff

    Chunky monkey need food

  • Digdug

    #8 Super Hawt Lee Loo come get your Big Badda Booooom!


  • EMT Phenom

    I dont drink water fish fuck… ah shit you know why

  • newfie


    oh how I would love to make you my bride

  • drewdeze

    #15 sure that's flower

    • Wow

      They even had it spelled for you…

  • Henry the Chafed.

    #15 if you focus long enough it starts to look like a wolf…pretty cool.

    • Henry the Chafed.

      No imagination..

    • tysoncrosby21

      Or a fricking Uruk-Hai from Lord of the Rings

  • p1ll

    #2 stay safe bro #4 good luck Casey

    • SOhioChiver

      #4 Casey is cute we need to see MOAR…Casey! Casey! Casey! Casey! Casey! Casey! Casey! Casey!

  • maboze1x

    #21 #22 Epic! 🙂

    • SOhioChiver

      #21 Looks like she is giving birth and he is going to catch the baby!
      #22 SJU you are a goddess!

    • Big Poppa

      heeeey that was my beer!

  • tkk

    Because you use Comic Sans.
    JK, horse. Bro-hoof.

    • 6655321

      Looks more like a pony.

  • Noah

    #8 Any woman wearing this costume is instantly hot.

    • Bob the Bobblehead

      You were saying?

      <img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/u3mms.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

      • tralfaz

        MY EYES! MY EYES!

      • SOhioChiver


      • Just vomited

        Ehh… Touché

    • SOhioChiver

      #8 that woman would be hot wearing anything or nothing

    • crazydog

      Laughing like ernie from sesame street right now

  • Jawbone

    #7 Honey Boo Boo is all grown up!

    • :).

      Still a fat ugly bitch..

      • :).

        That was rude.. it's not honey boo boo but it pissed me off to think of that little twat

    • Jimmy

      No way Honey Boo Boo is that small when she is that age. She'll be at least three bills.

      • :).

        Human big toe..

  • Leigh

    #1 simply purr-fect! KCCO East Coasters xx

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