Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (43 Photos)

  • I'm Awesome

    #41 #42 #43 perfect close

    • Pedros_Rooster

      #37 – The finest photo submitted by a Chivette to date. Country Girl a close second

      • Liam

        I think the perfect close would disagree

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Meh; she's not tied down.

      – the one you love to hate

      • Surfrider

        Who let you out?

    • fact checker

      who in the holy hell is that. jeebus get her a medal or something

    • Team C

      Her toes in #42 ruined it for me.

      • Champ

        Same here. Ugly feet can be a deal breaker.

        • Just Me

          With a body like that who is looking at her feet?

          • brian

            Perfect ass

            • yep

              no ass!

      • Hawksnester

        Her backside camel toe? Love it!

      • vince

        Her feet look exactly like mine. Ew. At least it appears she takes care of them

      • Matt

        Scroll up…

      • Getout

        So pathetic… And what the hell is wrong with her feet anyway?? I find them cute and even if I didn't would it really matter as I'm banging one of the hottest Chivettes I've ever seen? Hell no.

      • Loyal

        What's all this about her toes? They're perfectly normal and common. People always picking out the flaws in others, so sad.

        • ford

          It looks like she only has four toes on each foot…..That's what is wrong

    • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

      i….need….AED…. Heart….just….stopped!

    • Jackmerious

      Dude stfu you didn't even scroll the DAR, you just wrote a comment about the last pic b/c you knew it was a chick

    • ninjadisco

      FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • MohawkJon

      No you're not, dude don't lie…

  • OhioChiver

    #25 Well arn't you just the lucky camper. Nice shot Chivette! πŸ˜‰

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I want those as my pillows for life..

    • rogerThat

      MOAR!, MORE!, MOR! MOU! oh wth am I doing just send MORE pics PLZ!

    • Dave.

      At first glance, I thought that was a vag-less crotch.

      • JHL1

        Next time don't admit that.

    • Notknowing

      What a beautiful view you have. Thank you for sharing.

    • Mr. C

      Made my day/week! Phenomenal. MOAR please MOAR!

    • Mr_Cellophane

      The only thing that would make this better would be my eyes looking up from between her legs!

    • Not impressive


    • MonkeyMadness

      I never get tired of this view.

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    • ChristophersonofGray

      Amazed nobody said *aren't, so there you go.

      But I agree, what a show-off Chivette. Lol!

  • Travis

    #38 Me and you and the penalty box please.

    • Firefighter23

      So you can get dirty while sweaty dudes and thousands of fans watch?

      • Travis

        I would be quite fine with that.

        • Todd

          Clearly a dyke. The only kind that play shlockey box.

          • KCCO HOCKEY

            Yeah clearly! ^^IDIOT^^ tons of hot women play hockey and even more will start to soon with the formation of the bikini hockey league…. oh you didnt know such a thing existed? Now you do! Find us on FB kccohockey

    • chivester

      I'd love to slip some rubber between the crease

    • http://www.facebook.com/brent.williams.10297 Brent Williams

      insert 5 hole joke here…..

    • Kevrhutch

      I'll show her my idea of high sticking is

  • David

    Just got 4 text messages in a row from Marines, I don't even need to look at them. #19

    • Lisa

      Thanks…to you and your family. πŸ˜‰ I got a red one for my Dad.

      He was a volunteer fireman for 15(?) years. He's O-. He told me there were times when they'd tap him in the field. When he started feeling woozy they'd pull the line from him to the patient. (It was the 70's…no HIV…and he was faithful/non-drug user/safe.) Hell of a thing though.

      I know y'all are doing the exact same kind of self-sacrifice…firefighters…Marines…you and your families are awesome. πŸ˜‰

      • Captain Obvious

        I don't like you Lisa. You're probably a bitch. Just sayin. I know some ppl agree with me

        • JackBell

          I doubt Lisa gives a shit if anyone thinks she's a bitch. She got her own shit to deal with. Her dad donating blood like that? It's real hero shit. Have you ever saved anyone's life? If not, fuck you for being a dick.

          • Lisa

            I am who I am Jack. Good, bad, ugly, happy, I'm me. I don't care if someone calls me names. If being called a bitch by some random person on the internet is the worst thing that happens in my day, I'm having a pretty good day. πŸ™‚

            As for Captain Obvious…yeah I am a bitch sometimes. {shrug} You don't know me personally so I don't give a crap about your opinion. I won't make any apologies for who I am. I try to help, but if I can't, fuck it. Life goes on. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    • Firefighter23

      I just got one text and sent one. Both consisted of "Shit! I have no money" and "Volunteer firefighting doesn't pay well."

      • Lisa

        What size are you? I got a medium for my Dad. He doesn't know it's coming though so I can get him another one later. I'll just send it to you.

        • Firefighter23

          Wow Lisa. Really? That's pretty awesome of you. Sadly I'm an XL but seriously thank you so much for the offer. Wow. Again thanks. You're awesome.

          • Lisa

            It's you who is awesome. Putting your ass on the line, every day, just to do your job? Saving folks like me? My Dad did that. I remember the birthdays he had to get up and leave. The dinners and weekends and midnight calls where you put your life at risk? Yeah…me buying a shirt? It doesn't even compare. Next time they're up, I'll do my best for ya hun. πŸ˜‰

            • Firefighter23

              Thanks Lisa. Will run my next call in your honor πŸ™‚

              • Lisa

                Awwwwww. Here's hoping you've spent the whole day bored…no runs…no one gets hurt…no houses or cars or anything else needs extinguishing. πŸ˜‰ πŸ™‚

    • rabbsie

      what's cyber monday?

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #5 oh wow. Yay for early DAR

    • Drool @ Pinky

      Who is it?

  • https://www.facebook.com/bryanfitz Bryan Fitzgerald


  • Tommy


    • http://www.facebook.com/jerry.shepard.505 Jerry Houdini Shepardini

      Sweet! I'll be second!

    • yoyo

      dumb and dumber…

      • http://www.facebook.com/jerry.shepard.505 Jerry Houdini Shepardini

        Get mad bro

  • wow

    did u see the elephant!

    • sfb101

      The pink one?

      • hpph00

        With the yellow wizard hat?

        • JHL1

          Juggling 7 trout?

          • th3lawmak3r76

            Wearing a KCCO shirt?

            • freakazoid

              Riding a unicycle?

              • Sauza

                In space ?

                • Fcukface


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Aw Fuck, here come moar lame comments….

    Go ahead boring asshats…. Choke the last breath out of the once so enjoyable comment section.

    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

    • justaclick

      Shut up Paula. We get it, nobody is as ugly as you, but please bitch about your shit at the bottom of a pint.

    • AssHaterson

      Go die somewhere else.

    • savagecabbage

      Paula… You clearly have vaginal hubris. It is an important trait in a woman. Fair play to ya

      • http://twitter.com/mation Mation

        You said vaginal hubris. Awesome.

    • The Stig

      Hey Paula,

      Nobody cares.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Oh yes you do ❀ You can't fool me.

        – Fan testimonial: "I was almost impressed you managed to include two whole testimonials and still beat all the other trolls to first. – MarthaJeane"

    • bones

      I just farted.

    • Whoopi_G

      You all love Paula_ and you know it.

    • tifa

      LOL, ok Paula we get, it, you are a troll who just wants attention since its obvious you have no life and spend most of it trying to piss people off. I guess your just that desperate for attention, sad sad. And I mean this in the nicest way possible, go suck on a dick, and choke. That's all the attention you'll get so don't get all excited now and start another ignorant rant because I wont comment since I have a LIFE but you wont know anything about that so comment away.. lol πŸ™‚

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You guys so silly…. FINALLY a hottie pays attention to you guys and what do you do? Chase her off. Well done, well done.

        – Fan testimonial: "Seriously…I can try, but I just can't hate you, Paula… – a-nom"

        • Mrman


      • joe shabadoo

        you spelled "you're" incorrectly in your little rant


      I just want to stick it in your butt. You down like that?

      • Nixem

        Paula on wheels

    • _DoC_

      Those "boring asshats" are the only ones who think you're clever. The rest of us think "Aw Fuck, here comes Paula with moar lame comments…."

      • JHL1

        Aw Fuck, here comes DoC with more lame comments….

    • eh.

      Agreed Paula. Imgur's comment sections are the best now. Chives are so watered down with guys just saying a girl is hot. Lame!!

      • eh.

        That being said. I love the chive and Paula and the dude that use to say something about JIZZ PAULA HAIR.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Ah, CHIPBUTY, yes… I have SO many fond memories of him… on my legs. Can't get myself to remove them as I know it would break his gentle heart… ❀


          • Guz


          • spicey

            paula your my favorite blue waffle.

    • Ethix_

      Am I the only one who agrees just a little bit? It seems that there are no more clever or thought provoking comments, only cries for "MOAR" or even just the number of a picture of a hot girl.

      • Guz

        I think it's mainly to do with the race for first. A lot of the first page comments are usually about the same pic, which is usually one of the first on the post. See pic – scroll to bottom – type MOAR – submit. Real shame. Still a gem every now and then though.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          The site has become too big. In the old days you could drown a kitten while thinking up a clever comment and STILL be first, second, whatever. First page wouldn't get filled up anywaysies so no hurries.

          Also, there are no more real Chivettes.

          – Fan testimonial: "You all love Paula_ and you know it – Whoopi_G"

          • Ethix_

            Very true. It seems as if theChive has become a victim of its own excellence.

    • Guz


  • Kodos

    I prefer 101 proof… I need it after #15

    • #387

      Agreed, happy to see Wild Turkey getting some love, but come on 101 is where it's at!

      • commander cool

        JESUS H CHRIST you wouldn't believe the amount of effort it took to pause the video just to come back and write this.. you, sir, deserve the highest of all fives and like, a case of beer or something. THANK YOU FOR THE LINK.

    • blarrrgghhh

      #15 is Leanna Decker she has this video…you'll def need #2 after you watch it… http://vimeo.com/23887394

    • lookatme

      I'm a man! I drink 101!

  • William T

    #39, #41

    I like to imagine that when John finishes the Friday DAR like that, he spikes his mouse like a football and walks away

    • acupofjoe

      I wish I could give you two thumbs up for that.

    • macpearce

      Like a boss!

    • a-nom

      WHY DOES #39 HAVE TO BE A LEAFS FAN??!!!!! That aside all i have to say is i would forecheck the $hit out of that…or just wish i could…

      I think the guys should send this to Bettman to let him know this is the kind of fan he's f'ing over….

      • leafsfan2005

        Something is wrong with you if you noticed a hockey jersey or a flying rubber in this photo. Boobs.

    • mshark

      You, dear Watson, are absolutely correct. Good call.

    • Billy

      #41 42 and 43, he must of triple slammed it today. Shes been all over the Chive this week. Can't wait to see what's next

  • 'Merica

    Oooooh ra

  • hi mom

    I JUST QUIT MY JOB! KKCO!!!!!!!!!

    • KeepinCalm

      Excited or a GTFO exit? Either way – congrats. *KCCO

    • FunKiller

      Hope you had another one lined up!

      • Nixem

        unemployment back to 8.7 % πŸ™‚

    • RobboJohn

      Hell yeah! Go have a cold one to celebrate

    • Kato

      Quit?! I just got laid off. Thanks for reminding me, asshole!

  • pimpninjaa

    #25 I want to settle in this valley

    • Notknowing

      DIBS! I already found a spot to pitch my tent.

    • Jezza67

      You have cholera.

      • Edmund

        I see what you did there.

  • rene van dyke

    F! IT

  • justaclick

    #41 #42 #43 again and again and again.

    • Steve Okula

      Simply ghastly! Blue and green?! Those two colors should never be worn together.

      • Stupid

        It makes it hotter because she doesn't give a fuck.

  • KayMan

    #14 how's about no
    #25 that's a place I'd Like to be

    • hmmm

      #14 looks like and Edward Burtynsky photograph.

      • Holyshit

        Looks like a level from Zelda

      • c liff

        Looks … well .. WORTH IT!!!!!!! I wanna go here!

      • Guest354

        Where is this?

  • jokerz4fun

    #38 #39 If the hockey strike doesnt end can we have her play?

    • notawittyname

      and a leafs fan to boot

      • Team C

        Look at those nips. Perfect.

    • Brian

      I don't want to use my imagination… I want to see you full on naked…. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/jokerz4fun Scott Osborne

        Yes please

      • Michael_Myers

        I have… it's spectacular!!!!

    • portland

      not sure who you are miss but id like to shake your dads hand….. wow

    • Tone

      Lingerie hockey league anyone?

    • peter

      its not a strike its a lockout….. jeez

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #1 Party hard Chivers! Have a great weekend!

  • Donkey Punch

    #27 – I'll be right there…

  • Tillman61

    #15 #42 Great way to end a crappy work week and start a good Friday night. Thank you Chive.

    • oggieboogie


      • Tillman61

        No, really, I looked at these girls, shut off my PC, left work and had a good Friday night.

  • Kansas

    A couple weeks ago our social psychology prof wrote 'chive charities' on the board and said, 'something to keep your eye on if you're interested in watching somebody change the world.'

    High praise from a smart guy.


    • Davey

      I spoke with John at the Houston meetup about it, he kept it very close to the hip but you could tell he was really excited about it

      • Lisa

        A gentleman named Brian Mercedes contacted me in September. I was surprised. I didn't ever want any $ from anyone. I just wrote to John/Leo/everyone to say "Hey…this is what you get me and my kid through…epilepsy…used to be up to 40 seizures a day…numerous broken bones…but we chill out…we chive…so thanks!!!" I wouldn't take any thing from anyone because all in all, my daughter is fine, we're doing okay financially…there are folks who actually need help out there…it was just really cool to hear from someone that is "in the loop" so to speak. πŸ™‚

        I hope that Chive Charities will go forth and conquer the world…well…at least bring light and a few rounds of beers to the darker corners of it anyway. πŸ˜‰

        • OhioChiver

          Good, bad, up or down, Lisa you always bring a smile to my day. KCCO girl and I truely hope to thank you properly someday. πŸ™‚

          • Lisa

            πŸ™‚ Thank you OC. My life is so very blessed. I have jobs that I love. I have a home. I have a family that loves me. My children are both fine today. I have friends who care. I have food in my belly. I have internet access. Yes, there are some challenges, but everything balanced out? It's a beautiful world. TheChive/Intense Debate just let me share my thoughts with a bigger slice of the planet. I'm glad I made you grin. As for thanks, you just did. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜‰

    • RobO

      With great calmness comes great responsibility.

  • otto



  • Ken

    #7 WDE

    • Hand of Fate

      #7 It looks like you two have Chemistry.

      • Seth

        I honestly feel pathetic addressing you so impolitely as "#7" but ma'am, you are gorgeous. Thank you to whoever contributed this photo.

    • Paul from the gump

      War Eagle!

    • scooter


      • Seth

        Roll Tide!

  • http://twitter.com/Aowyn77 @Aowyn77

    #19 Got my Military KCCO in GO ARMY!!! military green. Thanks CHIVE for all you do in your recognition of America's military – the baddest motherf**kers in the whole damn world.

    #20 excited to see what all this is about and how i can help. KCCO ❀

    • http://twitter.com/Sjd99 @Sjd99

      GO ARMY !!! BEAT NAVY !!!

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