Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #2 What sorcery is this?!

    • Frost

      Ehermagerd! Fertberll!!

      • Jan


  • MattyDeuce

    #35 someone find this on eBay for Mac!

    • DaddyD

      That's Mac's girlfriend. He already bought it for her on eBay.

  • Jasper

    #33 Haters gonna hate

    • Justin Cider

      I fuck'n love bubbles.

    • jokerz4fun

      gurl you got dat swagger

    • goglass

      Whatcha doin?….just chillin with my bubbles man

    • CheckEngineLight

      like a BO$$

  • This guy

    #27 This feels like I'm walking into a trap

    • Caleb

      Hahaha yeah I agree

    • mmmm

      purple drank……grip and sip

    • Jimmy

      I love me some Erkel!

    • OmahaDude

      Things that black people like #76: grape pop

    • that guy

      the girl lookin like "I want that purple stuff"

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    A new week,
    new lame,
    and always the same,
    comments from
    the same old Chivers.

    Bring it on already!!1!

    – Fan testimonial: "Im pretty sure that no other website like this has its own version of Paula and the loyal following that equally hates her – Sauk Fox"
    – the one you love to hate

    • Black6dog

      Yay, first one to get to tell Paula to fuck off! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, especially since I agree that like half of the Chive comments are just overused internet cliches

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        <img src="http://i.imgur.com/8FWDh.jpg"&gt;

        – Fan testimonial: "Ah here! Paula much smarter than you! such an inaccuracy; she's smarter than everyone. – insanely great"

        • http://twitter.com/scorpiontx77 @scorpiontx77

          time of the month already?

          • Lazy Jake

            Just ignore the troll, that's the best way to piss them off. They check their comments 20 times a day to see if someone replied and it's a lot funnier when they check it, only to see that no one responded.

            • Dr. Ugh.

              ummmm….you just responded.

              • Lazy Jake

                I didn't respond to her, dummy. I responded to everyone else who's stupid enough to feed into her bullshit. She's just gonna keep posting stupid comments as long as idiots keep responding to it.

                • gabe

                  you are correct sir

    • MylesofStyles

      I resemble this comment.

    • name

      I hate you paula. Not because of your opinion but because your human.

    • Loco Monkey

      I want to marry you Paula

  • blarrrgghhh

    #16 that pussy gets around

    • Two-Hy

      and around and around and…

  • AustinWright59
    • Norwegian_dude

      thats in Norway

    • Norwegiandude

      Geirangerfjorden in Norway

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      After #23 and before #25 :/

    • Brewdy

      It looks like Salt Spring Island in British Columbia, but its probably Norway

    • 777guy

      looks like skagway, Hyder Alaska/BC

    • Shep

      Geiranger, Norway

  • Quasi

    #20 Like a Boss!

    • Guy

      Don't dads realize nothing scares a 16 year old boy with a hard on anyway from tang?

      • Hugh

        Before she was your date she was his baby girl….so be very affraid. Like a DAD !!!

        • Jawbone

          More "like a fucking retard who has to let her out of his sight eventually". Acting tough in front of her guarantees that a dick will get shoved in every hole.

          • dirtysteve

            Really ? It guarantees it?

          • tapsnapornap

            Pretty much…

      • guest

        Dads were 16 once. They know what worked on them.

    • Deep Dish

      There's nothing more white trash than a prom picture with a dad holding a gun. 'Merica!!!

    • Haters hater

      Just wait until you are a dad you will rember this shit and realize how stupid you sound. It's a very funy picture, but naturally haters gonna hate.

    • The Stig

      You don't need a gun. I just let them know that I have 5 acres and a shovel.

    • Grant

      This will sound dumb, but that's more "Like a Dad."

    • Tonmi

      Which one is going?

  • brpinker

    And Garry on the kick drum, come come.

    • Jar of farts

      Lose yourself!!!!!

  • Black6dog

    #18 What I should tell the Postman

    • Black6dog

      On second thought, it's not his fault, sorry postman

    • Seamusomah

      Hi, I'd like to talk to you about gun control legislation


    #14 That bass drum was made from Honey Boo Boo's moms extra neck skin.

    • DirtNasty

      Seriously though, this gives Randy Marsh a run for his money with the Scroat coat.

  • Cartridge

    I'm pretty sure the Castle law covers that

  • Romney4Obama

    #10 – Physics
    #12 – PEW PEW PEW!

    • Pense

      #12 Rat-a-tat-tat!
      PEW PEW!

      • TonyM

        #12 When pogues attack.

        • Just a butterbar

          Ah, I remember my days as a cadet at a University with a low-budget. But at least we had rubber ducks. Still had to make the "pew pew" sounds on our own though.

          • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.searcy Joshua Searcy


          • FNG LT

            ROTC budget cuts

    • ETphonedhome

      Steven Spielberg is now editing the Army?

  • it's a cardigan

    #26 God damnit Jeff just stand in front of the goal

    • goaliesarenuts

      OK, that's it. We're changing your last name to Sieve.

    • scaggnettii


    • peter


      • frickindeuce

        That's Marty Biron, I think from the 08 playoffs versus the Penguins, Eastern Conference Finals.

  • notawittyname

    #34 I just stare at their ass until they're done.

    • Tyler P

      what if it's a dude in the way?

      • Muadieb

        Might make them move more quickly… just sayin

    • DaddyD

      I reach in front of them.

    • Mike Hunt

      "Excuse me" works pretty good as well

    • Notknowing

      Ya, so many what if's. In my town, it's 90 yr old granny with alzheimers trying to remember if she fed her cat….and what the hell she's doin' in the grocery store.

  • Joel

    Sometimes the pictures aren't alone are funny when pulled from other websites without the context of the statement that contains the joke.

    • AstroMikeDexter

      Sometimes the comments aren't alone are funny when pulled from Joel without the grammar of the sentence that contains sense.

      • shenanigans27

        I peed a little when I read this.

    • Westy

      Thanks for not singling out one of the pictures with the context of the statement that contains your argument.

    • chive is my drug

      saw everyone of these on izismile on Friday.

  • ronald

    Why is there no original material posted on the chive apart from the money grab t-shirts and merchandise?

    • notawittyname

      Why is it that you still come to this site if you don't like it?

    • Ppidx

      And they repost the same shit all the time. A few pictures/gifs get reposted atleast 5+ times.

    • myself

      The vids and shoots from the office are original, but I am sure you will claim Reddit did them before anyway. Just go hate somewhere else.

      • Surf's Up

        The "vids and shoots from the office" are one in every 20 or 30 posts… the rest is taken without being credited. I dig the site, but let's be honest: The Chive breaks copyright law daily under the guise of "Oh, but our users submit it".

        • KAFman

          Go home Redditor, you're drunk…

  • mid13

    #8 as a diver, that one just made me feel like I was about to die.

  • Jimmy_Recard

    #30 Is the coolest thing I have seen in a long time!

    • Jill

      Is it real?

      • Imzkid

        If I tell myself it is real enough times I begin to believe it.

    • Bryan Vickers


    • Mike


    • https://www.facebook.com/daydreamerdoug Doug Usher
  • Pants

    #14 That is the face of a man whose life is complete.

  • eh.

    #27 I want that purple stuff..

    • Surf's Up

      Sugar, water, and purple.

      • Daith_Lee

        LOl…ahhh Dave Chappelle….

  • Kilroywashere87

    #12 Army budget cuts are worse than we all though…

    • rotc

      fkn csu fullerton titan battalion


        What the fuck kind of formation is that, cadet? STAYIN YOUR LANES.

      • ConcernedChiver

        you meant to say Embry-Riddle Army Rotc

    • SmokeyTheBear


    • 6655321

      Not really, I don't trust most ROTC cadets with weapons either.

    • 6655321

      Couldn't even get it right the second time. Thought, not though.

  • Tyler P

    #34 happened to me today..

  • Trav1121

    #30 Seems legit.
    #27 Hmmm… Too easy to not be a trap. Next!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 Honey Boo Boo the beginning

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