Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Still_Counts

    It's because of #22 that I'm calm and chivin' on. 🙂

    • Obama 2012

      Vote Obama today Forward into the future for a better tommorow.

      • what

        thanks for ruining a perfectly good reply with your hair brained scheme

      • Kodos

        shaddup asshole

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    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Hail #22!!!!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #18 Bring it on diabetes, it'll be worth it

    • Diabetes Sucks

      I don't mean to rain on your parade, but as a diabetic, I can tell you it isn't worth it

    • Steve


    • MylesofStyles

      I put on five pounds just looking at the picture.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Missed opportunity. Better: Three words "Type two diabetes"

      • abaffuto

        Or two words: "Insulin spike"

    • bob

      holy mother of god, i must have it naoooowwwwwww!!!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #22 Now that's the way to start off the day!

    • SOhioChiver

      #22 cute hump, you made the DMA now you have to send in MOAR!

  • SAChiverSteven

    #22 you my dear, have a sweet ass

  • RandomTask09

    #25: Go Greendale Humans.

    • Dude

      That's October 19th!

    • Parkview

      October 19th is a state of mind

  • Tripp

    Wow, earliest DAR ever? Oh well, KCCO & don't forget to vote!

    • Cgyachilles

      It's the dma not the dar. Go to bed pal

    • Mark

      I hope you voted for Obama

    • DaveS

      Wait what?! There is an election today?! Wow, thanks for reminding me; you're such a responsible citizen.

  • justme

    #1 Father Goose has been rockin that beard way too long.

    • Village wino

      Pied Piper go home you're drunk

      • goosemansdaughter

        Not drunk that Guy don't even drink! I know him he's bad ass!

  • derp

    #5 your argument is invalid

    • ronephillip

      Thats crazy Dave from Kennesaw Ga! That dude actually owns a hair salon and if you don't like your haircut….he will shave you bald. Merica!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #8 a direct energy weapon aka laser rifle. according to wikipedia wish we had this to fight the Daedra and Dwemers

    • abakala

      The dwemer are presumed extinct and the daedra are immortal, so it would be useless.

    • Kodos

      Bug hole. NUKE IT.

    • guest

      Looks a lot like the alien sniper rifles from HALO.

    • Si1entStatic

      since lasers don't really make a noise while firing does the shooter have to make PEW PEW PEW sounds?? if not that should be standard from now on.

      • ab dirty

        Well done

  • kmotamed

    #2… If they hadn't cheated to win the cup in 2011… that would have been their fate!

    • Anon

      Yah having the league suspension office on your side sure helps. Also them not calling the games the same way as the regular season.

      • DaddyD

        It's really hard to lose when your opponents run away every time you look at them cross-eyed.

    • Phil

      how in the hell did the Bruins cheat? Thats not a very Chive thing to say. Haters gonna hate I guess. – KCCO from Boston (City of Champions)

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        I'll bite.

        Try having the very first no penalty playoff game in nearly 30 years called the game after the Bolts dropped 3 PP goals in a 5-4 win forcing game 7. Add to that the fact that the Lightning's special teams play (PP and PK) was what got them to that point (more PP goals than anyone in the playoffs and top 3 or 4 for the regular season), that the Bruin's PK was atrocious, and that the Bruin's Greg Campbell's daddy, Colin, magically steps down from his job as chief disciplinarian (the guy who talks to the officials) the day AFTER the first no penalty game in a generation to assure the Bolts don't get to use their PP and the Bruins don't have to flail around trying to kill penalties.

        Like that. And yeah…I'm a Lightning fan. Believe me…while the league breathed a sigh of relief in not having a Tampa Bay/Vancouver series and got one of the Original Six in the finals…we kinda noticed.

        • Notknowing

          After seeing the crap that went down in the final between Van & Boston…I think I would rather see Van vs TB play instead. Talented players like Stamkos and St.Louis vs the twins would've been more exciting series to watch, than the boston bums.

          From a Canuck fan for life

          • Sancho

            Go Kings!

            • a-nom

              I was really happy to see them win it. I wish they could have done it when Gretzky was playing for them. Who knows where the sport would be popularity-wise if they had. Too bad Jeremy Jacobs is a supreme douche and is singlehandedly causing this lockout.
              That's right folks, I am a Bruins fan and Jacobs is the owner of my team, he is also the President of the board of governors of the NHL who tells Bettman what to do. We've known for a long time that he is an aweful human being, but the rest of the NHL fan base needs to know if too. Bettman is just a figure head to what the owners (led by Jacobs) want to do.

              I wish we were able to see the banner raising ceremony for the Kings last month. It would have been great for the city and the NHL as a whole. Great win!

          • Yuppp

            Fuck the Canucks man.

    • From_The_Hip

      They have a very particular set of skills. Skills that they have acquired over a long career. Skills that make them a nightmare for teams like yours.

    • Kevrhutch

      How the hell dose someone cheat in Hockey?

      • Jeffy

        How does someone cheat in any sport, numb nuts??

    • Nicky B

      ugh what??? Luongo blew it and Thomas had the best season of his career…..

    • guest

      Golf is like fishing, only for men without testicles.

      • FunKiller

        I have testicles (2 of them), and I play hockey and golf.

    • Notknowing

      Well, it seems some are still golfing. I'm not going to hold my breath till the season resumes. I got better things to do. I can wait till next season.

    • chive is my drug

      This thread is funny.

  • scoopit

    #18 all that needs is some gay bacon strips. EPIC MEAL TIME

  • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

    #26 Really? Is this actually an achievement these days? We're fucked…

    • CD3

      No we're fucked if people worry about stupid sh*t like this and say its the end of the world. emo kid calm down, its no worse than a hot dog or pie eating contest .

    • http://www.plectrum.net BGum

      I agree wholeheartedly. When you see young girls … and guys … sitting not even six inches from each other in a restaurant, texting away to each other, you begin to wonder what's happened to conversational skills. Are we that technology dependent that we can't even speak to the person who is sitting next to us?

      • Billy

        " I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots." Albert Einstein

    • Macro

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

      • Jeffy

        Then leave

    • oh yeah

      Yep. Ask one of these idiots a question and they won't know how to issue a complete (and logical) sentence. They will, however, look at you with a blank stare. Idiocracy, at its best.

  • Jean K. Jean


    • Steve French

      Taste like crab, talk like people

    • Child Please

      Hey! Heeey! Heeeeeeey! Yeah, that's it fella. Just keep on swimmin!

    • bob

      I got crabs they're multiplying and their out of control. the rash their supplying its irritating.

    • Kevrhutch

      if my mom had crabs, I wouldn't want to know about it

    • Mike

      I laughed way harder than I should have reading that, thanks!

  • ZimDoc

    #8 hey Baird, it's the alien sniper rifle from Halo!

  • Jean K. Jean

    #29 Looks like three Links and their retarded brother Lunk.

    • Scooter Mcgavin

      I seriously laughed so hard in class because of your comment. I'm getting stared at. +1 million to you sir.

    • Si1entStatic

      maybe his name is chain, so together they are the Chain Links………

  • kmotamed

    #28, now they will do your every bidding!

  • http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

    #10 I can show you the world.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Is that a chive shirt in the background near the end of the clip?

    • pktwsu99

      This is the mall on campus of Washington State, GO COUGS!

  • Z_b

    #3 Annoying Boulder.

  • melindu

    #28 Crab people… Crab people

  • just saying

    #18 One Word: Diabetes

  • ArmyWife1031

    #8 Halo, becoming more and more of a reality day by day….fuck yes!! All we need now is some aliens to rape face with!!

  • Spencer Shagrew

    #18 KitKAT is one word dumbass! JK

    • Si1entStatic

      not if you what to put epic emphasis on the word….

  • Matty Ice

    #10 Go Cougs!!

    • SOhioChiver

      It's Aladdin on a magic carpet/skateboard! #10

      • a-nom

        A WHOLE NEW WORLD!!!!!!

    • steve-O

      haha hell yeah! screw the haters

    • Matt

      I know this guy! Go Cougs and WSU!

      • Hawksnester

        I thought this looked familiar!

  • savagecabbage

    i just took a giant dump

  • Walker Bos
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