Impressive. Most impressive. (31 Photos)

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  • alex w.

    Obama Baby!! Told Y'all!!! Ftp mitt robme!!

    • Lazy America

      You much receive food stamps. Congrats.

      • Whale

        Um…Must

        I agree though. Hopefully handouts stop being a trend.

      • alex w.

        Guess what!!??, I DO receive food stamps, I also have a roof company along with two fence companies. I made over 150k this year alone!! Suck it!!!

        • Chivette

          Please, tell me why you're on food stamps again? lemme guess, you also own an iphone. Awesome.

        • rob

          The sad thing is, he made over 150K, Obama takes all that money to feed the poor and this bastard is forced to live on food stamps. Instead of the circle of life it is the circle of Obama

        • fed up

          You sir are one of the main reasons this country is in the position it is. Why don't you save those programs for the people who really deserve them. Or is it because you are considered special because you married your sister you redneck.

        • what

          what you just stated is an unsustainable circle and shows just how ignorant and dishonest you truly are
          "what's done in the dark will be brought to the light" Mr Cash

      • Mike Hunt

        Only 5 million people are on welfare, over 40 million voted for Obama. Sorry to burst your bubble but most dems are not welfare queens.

        • uhh

          Its much more than 5 million sir. Just saying.

    • ttyl hef

      CHIVE = politics free zone

      • _DoC_

        FREE POLITICS!!! YAAAY…..wait….

      • Sick350Z

        +1 On no politics. And Alex W please fall off a roof onto a fence.

    • d-unit

      Sorry to rain on your parade bud, but it really makes no difference who won. They're all controlled by the same puppetmasters. Obama schmobama.

      • Zed

        I doubt Roseanne Barr would listen to them or take their crap.
        Too bad she's not the kind of famous person that people want to vote for.

  • JMAKK

    #22 My mind just went places it never has before.

    • Kevrhutch

      I'm right there with ya

    • JayMackB

      Puberty is a hell of a thing

    • Everclear

      I want to go to there.

  • me...bn

    CHIVE #12 IS EMPRESSIVE!!! BUT GET THAT FN BIG ASS AD OFF THE MOBILE SITE!!!! MISSED YESTERDAY AMD CANT EVEN GO BACK A PAGE!!! TRYIN TO KCCO

    • Nathan

      No need for capital letters sir.. And please use spell check on your mobile phone before you post a stupid comment. Thank you.

  • adam

    I want to work out where #12 works out

    • Chiver

      I just want to go where she works out. Standing behind her would be enough of a workout for me

    • taco

      I want to have sex where #12 has sex.

    • _DoC_

      I'd never finish a workout…gym shorts and boners do not mix…

    • shirt nonsense

      she prob has crabs…needs to put a towel down on the seat….i watch tv..on Seinfeld his girlfriend got crabs by riding a tractor in her bikini…

  • terd sandwich

    I'm thoroughly impressed!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #9
    It's unfortunate you left out the naked part. 😦

    • Chiver_Sammy

      You're doing it wrong…Shouldn't a "Naked" pretzel should be naked?

    • Yep

      "If only my tongue were a little longer…"

  • crustybubblechunks

    #6 I see the fourth row from the bottom being a problem later on

    • Fast and furious

      And they ran out of paper…

    • rob

      The real problem is having to take a major dump and having to reach around to find the damn paper.

  • ChestRockwellz

    #22. Wins the internet today. I feel so dirty now. My thoughts are of the dirtiest nature.

    • Signor_TD

      Oh its not just you…

  • Dan

    I'd like to get to know #4. Not sure why…

    • Macro

      You don't know why? I know why I do …

      • trem

        just ask each other out already

    • Big D

      I bet you could use her ass as a bottle opener 🙂

  • Anonymous

    First

  • don meok

    #3 nice but where did my van go

    • Hrdwood

      Vincent took it… duh…

    • ...

      Very clever well played!!

    • Lucky Lucy

      I see what you did there…. ^_^

  • Porkins

    OK, I am all about the ladies, but how the F*CK! does he do that!?!? #28

    • jreddy23

      He got caught in a cosmic storm and become really stretchy/flexible…not the first time it's happened.

      • Canadodian Reprobate

        more likely caused by his ex wife's lawyer

    • abotu

      • NC_KCCO

        Silent Hill in real life…

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #29
    The magic eight ball says "you have a bright future"!

  • Mak

    #4 #9 #22 Most impressive indeed.

  • Mike

    #7
    Not so impressive, it's basic level garnishing.

    • AstroMikeDexter

      Basic level garnishing > Garnishing I know.

      Thus, impressive.

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        I like your reply better than mine. "STFU" just didn't convey the details well enough.

  • bubba pruitt

    #22 could be fun very fun

    • Underhill

      I know, I was once married to her grandmother.

  • Geine

    #30 The ultimate tea-bagging!

    • Looters

      M I Z

      • JP1983

        sucks. We're glad you left the Big XII. You and CO were terrible in sports, especially football.

        • SaveFerris

          Give up the butthurt talk, its over. Get over it.

        • Looters

          You're just pissed you got left behind for bigger and better things… have fun playing TCU every year, who are they gonna add next Houston? Memphis? New Mexico? The Big XII – 2 is a dying breed, enjoy your sinking ship.

    • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.himmelberg Aaron Himmelberg

      Gonna be a good season! M I Z!!!

    • fundamentals

      now shoot a 15 ft jumper…

  • The Bandit

    #12 #15…impressive indeed!
    #11…playing with your balls…you're doing it wrong.

  • LostBroncoFan
  • misschris

    #28 Is like one of those Impossible Shape illusions

  • bz1

    #4 Nice hump!!!
    #9 Very flexible…but you are not naked! ("Naked pretzel")

  • https://www.facebook.com/francisco.j.arcila Fco J Asilah

    #17 Bane looks more realistic than the dude painting it

  • J_ny

    #4 I need to know who u are and I don't know why

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #9 Imagine all the possibilities.

  • Chiver_Sammy

    Impressed with #22 #9 #12 #26 & #29 I'm sure you can find MOAR of them…

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